>snorkeling in Alola >this thing slowly apporaches

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>>26362238

>>26362238
Take a gun and shoot myself because I prepared for this scenario

Won't be raped now won't be raped ever

turn 360 degrees and swim away

>>26362238
>walking in gamestop with girlfriend
>this thing slaps your girlfriends ass

Wat do?

>>26362238
Absolutely nothing because it is not real
Maybe afterwards go to the doctor because I hallucinated fake leaks.

>play hoops with some unova niggers
> clown challenges you to 1v1
> Wat do

>>26362238
yes, I want this

>>26362238
Throw a pie in my own face and see if it leaves me alone.

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>>26362310
This

>>26362238
Did i miss some news? What the fuck is that thing?

>>26362238
he's probably friendly or gonna battle me, so there's not much to do

fucker's gonna be so much faster than me in the water that I'd be fucked before I could think of escape if he wanted to penetrate my asshole

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>>26362238
I'd shit my trunks and pray the smell deters it

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>>26362302
>360 degrees
Are you that eager?

>>26362384
He clearly meant 720 degrees.q

>>26362302
YOU FOOL!

Ballio is creepy

Suck it's dick

Guess I'm snorkeling in the Fakemon Barrier Reef.

Ask him if I can join the Insane Clown Poké.

>>26362384

Were you born in 2005 by any chance?

Pull out my most powerful pokemon and order it to kill me

>>26362270
Why wouldn't you shoot it instead?

>>26362238
I'd ask Op to stop walking around with a giant poster of a fakemon.

>>26362238
let him have his way with me~ I hope he's gentle

actually seals and sealions are very friendly with humans, he probably just wants to play ball with you

i'd play with his balls

>>26362862
I want to die