OK, /vp/, I did it. I tried your shitty little "game".
Oh boy did I try it.
Got it from GameStop, had to deal with some tranny cashier, whatever, I didn't care. Just give me the fucking game.
As I was walking back to my 2013 Toyota Prius I decided to go ahead and try the game in my 3DS, wanted to make sure it worked.
Well, it fucking exploded. The device itself exploded somehow as soon as I stuck the game in the slot. My right hand is literally gone now, it's basically just a nub. I also went into a short coma.
Yeah.
This all happened months ago by the way, when you nigger faggots kept vehemently defending your precious turd that I was trying to ignore.
Of course, this ONLY all happens with ORAS. God forbid I even give this damned game a try, I shouldn't have even bothered. Everything about RSE was trash outside of the battle frontier, which ORAS lacked.
So why did I even fucking try it?
Because of you niggers.
You wanna know the worst part about it? It was that tranny faggot that called 911. I bet they put their hands on me too. God I fucking hate trannies, disgusting perverted freaks, probably felt me up right good too.
FUCK all of you.
Fuck this board to death, fuck it sideways, fuck it until it's pregnant.
FUCK /vp/.
I hate you.
>itt: things that never happened
Are you okay? Did you lose your able hand? If so, then I am so sorry, I hope you can recover
Also, you should sue Nintendo instead of blaming us
>>26336397
It's true I'm a tranny and called 911 for him. I didn't touch him though. His bleeding hand (what was left of it) was gross.
>>26336397
It's true I am a paramedic and a tranny called 911. I didn't touch the tranny though. That thing was gross.
>>26336399
Dallas