I hate Lilligant. It is neither a lily, nor is it elegant. It

>>26316945
U´re gay

I really like it.

>>26316945
Say that to my face irl and see what happens

>>26316945
Liligant is 1000% cuter than Bellossom, and way better in battle to boot.

>>26316945
Mmmm these delicious baits

>>26317745
Hardly difficult, Bellossom is shit by default because it ruins Gloom.

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>>26316945

I hate Regice. It is neither a Reginald, nor is it rice. It is more of a sharp prism. "Sharprism" would be a fitting name, don't you think?

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>>26317745
>>26317714
>>26317726

I want to rip Lilligant's leaf-arms off and brew them as tea

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>>26316945

I hate Rayquaza. It is neither a Raymond, nor is it a quasar. It is more of toothless dragon. "Toogon" would be a fitting name, don't you think?

>>26316945
I want to cum inside Lilligant

>>26318502
>>26318529

Kek

>>26318520
too harsh anon. Just do what I do. Discipline.
http://pastebin.com/7eKfcCVr

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>>26316945

I hate Lairon. It is neither a leer pronounced by a scouser, nor is it a ronald. It is more of a metal lizard. "Metazard" would be a fitting name, don't you think?

>>26316945

I hate Noctowl. It is neither a knock on the door, nor is it a towel. It is more of an eyebrow bird. "Eyebrod" would be a fitting name, don't you think?

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I hate Dunsparce. It is neither a Dune, nor is it sparse. It is more of a winged snake. "Wake" would be a more fitting name, don't you think?

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>>26316945

I hate Heatmor. It is neither a women's magazine, nor is it a smore. It is more of a mute anteater. "Mutter" would be a fitting name, don't you think?

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I hate Gardevoir. It is neither a garden, nor related to the fetish vore. It is more of a girly caretaker. "Girlaker" would be a fitting name, don'y you think?

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>>26316945
I hate Weedle. It is neither weed, nor is it a candle. It is more of a yellow dildo. "Yellildo" would be a fitting name, don't you think?

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I hate Ho-oh. It is neither a Hoe, nor says oh. It is more of a rainbow bird. "Rainbird" would be a fitting name, don't you think?

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>>26316945

I hate Unown. It is neither part of the UN, nor is it 'owning' anything as it is not a human. It is more of a quizzical glyph. "Quiph" would be a fitting name, don't you think?

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I hate Giratina. It is neither a giraffe, nor is it Tina Turner. It is more of an autistic centipede. "Autipede" would be a fitting name, don't you think ?

>>26318666

I hate Satan. He is neither made of satin, nor did he create anthrax. He is more of a camp raspberry. "Carry" would be a fitting name, don't you think?

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I hate Volcarona. It is neither a Volvo, nor is it a delicious ice-cold bottle of imported Mexican beer . It is more of an angry moth. "Angmoth" would be a fitting name, don't you think?

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>>26316945

I hate Pikachu. It is neither a game to play with toddlers, nor is it chinese. It is more of a squeaky furball. "Squeeball" would be a fitting name, don't you think?

>>26318669
>don't you think?

No, in fact I disagree with everything you said and thiink you're stupid.

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I hate Suicune. It is neither suicidal, nor is it a coon. It is more of a water gerbil. "Wabil" would be a fitting name, don't you think ?

>>26316945

I hate Cofagrigus. It is neither a company, nor a small homosexual eel. It is more of a handsy coffin. "Hoffin" would be a fitting name, don't you think?

>>26318733
It may not be a coon, but it sure is the nigger of the dog trio

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>>26316945
I hate Parasect. It is neither a parachute, nor it belongs to a sect. It is more of an crab shroom. "Crashroom" would be a fitting name, don't you think?

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>>26318765
>dog trio
>implying
They're Vietnamese angler-fishes you dum-dum

>>26318694
>corona
>delicious
>not filthy Mexican pisswater
What did he mean by this?

>>26316945

I hate Pokemon XY.

They fucking suck.

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>>26317696
u dropped this

>>26316945
I hate braixen. she is neither a female undergarment nor an alien. She is more of a Furry waifu. "Furaifu" is a more fitting name, don't you think?

>>26316945
Hey now, don't hate on Lilligant, she's cute. >>26318502 too.

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>>26318502
>>26318529
/thread

I hate metagross. It is neither self-referencial nor disgusting in any way. It's more of a aluminum spider with a birth defect causing it to only have four legs. "Alumiderfectegs" is a much better name.

>>26316945
sUpeR MaRio GalAxY

Fuck you, Liligant is great.

>>26318948
But it is self-referencial all the parts refer to the prior evolutions.

>>26316945
>insults my waifu
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>26319662
Nice copypasta faggot

>>26318694
I played black and white from release and have one of these at level 100 but it took your post to see that it is 'Volcarona' not 'Volcanora'

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>I hate Lilligant. It is neither a lily, nor is it elegant. It is more of an ugly weed. "Ugleed" would be a fitting name, don't you think?

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>>26321265
I get it.

>>26321265
I think she's pretty!

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>>26321288
Quiet dubs!

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I hate Amoongus. It is neither a moon nor the 1976 film Gus. It's more of a shield-bearing mushroom. "Musheild" would be a more fitting name, don't you think?

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>I hate Lilligant.

Literally the worst thread on /vp/ right now, WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS?

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I hate Giratina. It is neither a giraffe, nor it is Tina Turner. It is more of a spiked sock. "Spock" would be a fitting name, don't you think?