>I was only 9 years old >I loved Roothoot so much, I had

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Roothoot so much, I had all the leaks and fanart
>I would pray to Roothoot every night, thanking him for being the perfect starter
>"Roothoot is love" I say. "Roothoot is life"
>/vp/ hears me and they call me an owlfag
>I knew they were only in denial about the best starter of all time
>I call them denialfags
>They (You) me and ban me from their board
>It's 4 in the fucking morning and my eyes hurt
>I lay in bed and realize it's May 10th
>The Pokemon YouTube channel has a new video
>I check the thumbnail
>It's Roothoot
>Wowitslegitinfo.jpg
>He whispers in my ear "denialfags BTFO"
>He takes control over the mods and unbans me from /vp/
>I'm ready
>Make 5 new owl threads on /vp/
>Post Roothoot leaks on random threads
>Start drawing Roothoot rule 34
>90% of all threads are now owl related
>turn /vp/ into /owl/ overnight
>the denialfags get on
>Roothoot looks at them and says "it's owl over nowl"
>Denialfags are BTFO
>Roothoot is love. Roothoot is life.