look at this overdesigned piece of shit why does it need that

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yea what is this shit? they just stick spikes on things

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they just took a cool beetle Pokemon and ruined it by making it some kind of canon. what the fuck, they ruined a good design with some idiotic abilty

>>26199506
>>26199574
>>26199603
Overdesigned pieces of shit

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Look at these rehashes of each other? WTF nature?!

But Pokemon are media characters deliberately and consciously designed by professional concept artists and designers, not naturally occurring phenomenon.

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>>26199639

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>>26199506

did they really need to give this bird such a giant tail

its bigger than its body wtf

I really liked God's earlier work. Dear Gamefreak.

>>26199648
>mega bismuth

fuck this world

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Overdesigned piece of crap. Why do they keep making these fur-bait humanoid Pokemon. And clothes, really? Machamp was one thing, and Throh and Sawk were really pushing, but now this?

>>26199574
would cuddle

>>26199648
This is the most edgy piece of shit I've ever seen. This franchise is going down the tubes.

>>26199623
>diamond's design

pandering shit

>>26199639
>he thinks animal features and appearances are not "consciously developed"

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Why the fuck did they think Pokemon fusing was a good idea?

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>it's part fighting type so we made the bird muscular and uplifted

disgusting

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is this supposed to be edgy?

>lets take all the cute animals and give them fangs

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We already have a fuckton of bats, and then they come out with this.

>>26199791

why does it look like someone put a fucking vagina on its face

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Remember when animals used to have realistic features and details instead of being cartoony blobs of kawaii uguu? Game Freak doesn't.

>>26199811
Maximum kek

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>>26199675
I get it

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Ugly fucking shit, what is supposed to be?

>>26199657
Look at the fucking colors! Green on pale yellow head and then the body's just RED!??

>>26199811
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING GROSS.

>>26200208
also the pose is so unrealistic

seriously it looks like it's gonna start rapping

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Literally my mom's DIO

>>26199506
>>26199574
Those features serve a purpose in that animals life OP, and it comes from generations of the same species adapting to their habitat. There's nowhere in the games that explains the purpose of Lucario's chest spike, now is there, OP?

Anyway, I know this is a humongous troll, so whatever.

>>26202701
Actually, many animal features, particularly birds, are just for mate attraction.

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>too many colors
>another goddamn flightless bird when we already have ostriches
>they just stuck a random horn on it
>looks more like fur than feathers

>>26200272

No one on /vp/ has a girlfriend and you know it.

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>This fucking thread.

>>26202811
Thus, they have an evolutionary purpose. The one you just mentioned.

>>26204418
He's saying that could be the purpose of a lot of seemingly pointless Pokemon features you tard

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>>26203645
>STILL liking ostriches

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>hey john i like this design but i feel it's missing something
>just add a huge nose to it and call it a day
>brilliant! That's why you're incharge Mr.GameFreak

>>26204617
to this day this still creeps me out

>>26204418
>guise these features are a product of evolution
>Pokémon can't have seemingly pointless features REEEEE

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You guys seen squirrels evolution? Literally just gets bigger.

>>26204698
Pokemon aren't made in nature.

>>26204738
jesus fucking christ is this an alien

>>26199671
God his face is so punchable, like he's constantly holding in a laugh

>>26204746
designs don't come form vacuum

>>26204781
Pokemon are made by man. Not by nature.

>>26199506
You are the saddest piece of trash in existence OP. This is not funny or amusing in any way. You have disgraced yourself thoroughly, now go away.

>>26204788
You do realize you just agreed to what I said right?

And you do realize you're trying to create a creature that is supposed to exist in its own world right?

>>26199639
>implying concept artists and designers are not natural.
>inplying there is such a thing as natural or artificial

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>>26204617
There, now it's art!

>>26199574
is that a fucking porcupine snake?

that's fucking scary

>>26205095
I call it a horny snake %^)

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>97 fucking feet

>>26204405
Fucking overly design peanuts
We'll just color swap the inside and make ice cream out of it

>>26204788
Made by man in our world but are naturally occurring, barring a few exceptions, in their world.

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What an overdesigned shit is that?

>>26207122
A fusion of a giraffe, horse and zebra ...

>>26202477
Holy shit ANOTHER Dio clone??
I know they want Dio to be the mascot but do we need one every generation?

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Do any of you remember when Game Freak were competent design artists?
Look at these, they have everything they need.

>>26207248
Wow, my nostalgia

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Remember when insects actually looked like insects and not mutated lobster spider roach crab monsters?

How fucking overdesigned can you get?

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Did somebody say overdesigned piece of shit?

Look at this fucking ball of shit, claws? like seriously.

>>26204788
>Being this dry
Watch out guys, we might get logic'd

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Because we didn't already have cats.

Let's just make a bigger version with a fuzzier neck.

Awful overdesigned piece of shit.

>>26207248
>>26207281

They don't even make them like that anymore.

>>26199623
obsidian is my waifu, you sick fuck

>>26204738
>perfect IVs

>>26202701
>>26204418
>>26204746
>>26204788
>not understand satire
anon, don't being salty

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Look at this shit. It's so goddamn cartoony. Enormous claws, tiny eyes. And don't even get me started on that nose. What were they thinking?

>>26199811
i'm guessing increased surface area so it can have a lot more nerve endings, or some kind of receptor. maybe olfaction

>>26207248
>Early carnivorous dinosaurs
>includes ornithomimids
Excuse me while the paleontologist in me goes and punches something.