Think of your profession, like a trainer class. It doesn't

Mart Clerk
shuckle - to make berry juice
meowth - coins mate
porygon - the registers computer systems constantly fuck up.

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Archaeologist

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Digital artist/Urban explorer (Basically exploring abandoned houses and jazz)

Smeargle - Obvious
Zigzagoon - To pick cool stuff up when looking around abandoned places
Honedge - Found a pretty neat sword whilst exploring
Porygon - I mostly work with computers

>>26194375
Those pokemon don't look very helpful for exploring. What do you need magnets for?

Rock cimbler
>onix to help over chasms
>golem because rock
>machoke cuz strong climbing partner
>pidgeot because scout
>bulbasaur cuz fuck you
>nosepass for compass

Creative Guy because "Designer" or "Artist" sound to high for me

Smeargle because duh
Litwick is a light in the dark
Gardevoir as a potential model with beauty theme
Aggron as a potential model with coolness theme
Machamp to carry furniture around
Rotom because fuck, it's gonna have a lot of fun possessing furniture (and moving them this way too)

>>26194604
Probopass, Claydol, Sigilyph, Cofagrigus, Xatu, Brongzong. Correct?

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>>26194654
> Probopass
> Compass Pokemon
> Not helpful

Probopass is the best choice for an explorer's team.

>>26194681
That's correct

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>>26194375
/vp/ ironic shitposter

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deadbeat-dave...
muk, koffing, weezing, inkay, camerupt...it's over

>>26194703
Sorry the OP didn't actually mention that and I don't care enough about the jewmon to know it's still a compass after evolving.

Super Nerd

Porygon-Z
Metagross
Rotom
Klinklang
Electivire
Magnezone

Just ground my shit up

>>26194375
Supported Living staff
>chansey and audino obligatory

Definitely a fighting type, I'd prefer heracross, but maybe machamp for lifting help

I would most likely have a chatot or psychic type for communication.

Tropius for air and land travel

Lapras for travel by water

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>>26194801
OP didn't mentioned it, but it is. Just you must look at it from above.

Moreover, I would swear that mustache was put in it to give hiker's appearance.

>>26194672
Aside from smeargle none of those make sense...

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>>26194375
Pokemon behaviorist/therapist.
I help resolve issues between people and their Pokemon with the power of poke-psychology! that sounded much less gay in my head


Hypno: Hypnotizing/Dream Therapy - Hypnosis, Dream Eater, Role Play, Calm Mind

Cherrim: Calming - Aromatherapy, Heal Pulse, Grasswhistle, Sweet Scent

Medicham: Tai chi/Moving meditation/Combat Training - Medidtate, Accupressure, Psych Up, Force Palm

>>26194866
Oh shit, forgot chimecho for its calming qualities. Would replace lapras

Civ Eng student

>Conkeldurr
Builds shit.
>Steelix
Digs shit.
>Metagross
Calculates shit.
>Electivire
Uhh I took an electronics module lmao idk.
>Blastoise
Something something fluids.
>Aggron
I don't know, it's hard?

Bamping, people need to post more and start rating. This thread needs to continue

>>26194969
Kinda half assed it on the blastoise and aggron

>>26195020
No shit.

Geologist

Torterra (tectonic and seismic activity)
Carbink (mineral collector)
Stunfisk (my research involves mud in the bottoms of aquatic systems)
Wiscash (similar reasons)
Muk (my research is attempting to remove industrial contamination of toxic chemicals from the environment)
Magcargo (igneous rocks are my favorites)

Volcanion could be on the team as well because I use a particle accelerator as part of my research as well

>>26194375
Good taste, OP

>Structural engineer

>Dugtrio
>Machoke
>Registeel
>Gurdurr
>Excadrill
>Rotom

>>26195029
Excellent choices. Follows the occupation well

>Delivery Driver
All I need is Arcanine for keepin shit hot during extremespeed deliveries

>>26194801
OP here, yeah I meant for Probopass to be used as a compass, but felt like saying magnets bro instead.

Magnezone I figured could be used similarly, but it might be kinda redundant. At the very least it could probably be more useful at doing traditional magnet stuff, like finding metals or moving metal things. It also floats and could be used for overhead sight but so does most of the team, anyway.

Maybe the antenna could pick up radio signals or some shit.

>>26195068
>not delibird

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>>26195068
Aren't you missing something anon?

>>26194866
Nice dubs, good taste

Music Producer

>Exploud
Cool sounds, would be fun to sample. Also I'm not sure about his biology but if he could function as speakers that's pretty cool.
>Chimecho
Also cool sounds
>Chatot
Can help me tune things and come up with melodies on-the-go
>Hariyama
Can't beat the sound of a belly drum
>Machamp
WIth that many arms you couldn't find a better drummer. Also he's humanoid so he can be taught to play guitar or whatever really.
>Jigglypuff
:)


I guess I just made a band whoops

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>>26194939
I like this a lot my man.

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>>26195208

/fit/fag / student / warehouse worker

>Heracross
Grew up near a forest and spent a lot of time there as a kid.
>Poliwrath
I swim a lot.
>Sawk
Favourite pure fighting + gym bro.
>Chingling
Alarm + timer
>Chansey
For that delicious protein.

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>>26195237
>Chansey
>For that delicious protein.

Couldn't Sawk just lay eggs for you?

>>26195029
Good choices and with the exception of stunfisk a pretty dank team to fight with

>>26194375
NEET

Agronomist
- Excadrill/Diggersby or similar ground Pokémon (Rotottiler)
- Blastoise or similar water Pokémon (to water the crops)
- A Poison or Bug type Pokémon to control other plagues and/or pollinate (Ledian, Beedril, Weezing, Parasect)
- Grass Pokémon depending on the crops cultivated in the place (Roselia, Cherrim, Tropius, Exeggcutor, Shiftry, Chesnaught, Gourgeist)

>>26194375
can i say gym leader? if so i would have:Dragonite,Salamence,Shelgon,Hydreigon,Goodra and Druddigon

Cannabis Retailer

Tangrowth - Friendly and low-key but also large and tough to provide additional security.
Chimecho - Supremely calming. Put on some music.
Swalot - Sample edibles. Also munchies lmao.
Ambipom - Stocking shelves, reaching high places, and generally being awesome.
Yanmega - Panic button.
Torterra - Chill place to smoke.

Masturbator.
>Lopunny
>Gardevoir

Well my job is Electrician, but that's just lame Steel/Electric types. Galvantula is pretty cool, but I doubt I'd get to use Steelix so meh.

As for hobby, I dunno, if this were in universe my hobby would be fucking training pokemon. So like Breeder or something.

>>26194375
I'm a telemarketer, are there any Pokemon good for fucking killing yourself?

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Porn actor
>Lopunny
>Gardevoir
>Leavanny

Mechanic.

>Conkeldurr to help me carrying the weight around
>Krokodile, assistant pretty much
>Murkrow that I got from coming home since I got out of work so late
>Lopunny, receptionist girl

Can't think of much else.

>>26195402
Litwick
Honedge

>teacher
>garchomp because i need to fuck up some kids actin up

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>>26195230
Thanks breh

Store security/ loss prevention

I was hoping to land some favorites. But this works too
Kecleon to blend in and watch
Watchdog because that's what he does
Herdier or Stoutland to keep suspects in line until police arrive.
Normal types there, but maybe throw in a sigilyph to make rounds and watch

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>>26195402
Anything that learns Water Gun

>>26195547
Reminder that Kecleon in Mystery Dungeon would fucking kill you if you tried to steal anything

>>26195584
Lol nice, didnt like the game play in that series, never went past first level

>>26194375
Electronics Designer Anon wants to battle!

My team is Electric type oriented. Evolutions depend on where in game you find me.
- Obligatory Magnemite/Magneton/Magnezone to perform tests and generate electric signals.
- Voltorb/Electrode for energy storage.
- Rotom to debug firmware.
- Beldum/Metang/Metagross because of robotics and to perform Matlab calculations.
- Dedenne, because a small companion to find lost components I accidentally drop from the table is always useful. Plus it's cute as fuck.
- Mareep/Flaafy/Ampharos, because yes.

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Disney cast member:
Marill and Ducklett as stand ins for Mickey and Donald, Vanilluxe for concessions, Mime Jr. for entertainment (gotta keep those guests happy!), Volbeat for the fireworks/night shows, and Staryu for when you need to wish upon a star :^)

>>26195724
Is working at Disney fun? Which one do you work at? Get a lot of StreetPasses?

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>>26194375
OP here, fuck I just realized I put Bronzong twice instead of Probopass under my descriptions

>>26195208
>Not using Hippolauncher

>>26195724
it's a job, I don't bring my ds to work often

>>26194375
Perfect idea for a thread OP
Also 10/10

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Studying to become a Chef (hence some NFE mons).

Swirlix helps with the smelling part, noticing if something's almost ready or burning or if some ingredients went bad.

Vanillish helps keeping stuff fresh and cooling things when needed.

Tepig works as a lighter of sorts, also it's qt bacon and helps smoking stuff or carrying things that are too hot.

Rotom-H is literally a mini oven, can be used to bake or heat things but I wouldn't trust its plasma body to handle things so that's why Tepig's there. Could also go Rotom-F for fridge stuff to help Vanillish.

Farfetch'd (is delicious but I won't eat it) can help with the cutting and bringing fresh leeks. Might as well help stirring things if I give it a spoon.

Swalot quickly gets rid of any waste.

That's about it I guess.

>>26194436
>>26194632
>>26194804
>I use a computer thus I own a Porygon
Every time.
I doubt Porygon would be common even in today's super connected world.

>>26195834
>swalot spoils everything with its gastric acids
>cant get it to stop because you cant hurt it because its too much of a tank
>get fired, and/or punched in the face

Bad idea???

>>26195869
>Implying it doesn't keep those inside its body.

Even then you only need to take it out of the ball to do its thing.

>>26195864
I get what you're saying, but why wouldn't a computer enthusiast own a Porygon?

Besides, Porygon-Z is my favourite Pokemon

>>26195864
Why not try Rotom instead

>>26195834
Very creative 10/10
>>26195724
I like your honesty 9/10
>>26195718
Based electric type 10/10
>>26195547
Good for not much to work with
Maybe add a big fighting type for extra security 7/10
>>26195437
Interesting choices 7/10
>>26195402
Electrode or Weezing
>>26195332
Creative and realistic like the chef 10/10
>>26195312
Nice team mr north dakota 8/10
>>26195237
Cool team dudebrah 7/10
>>26195201
Would buy concert tickets/10
>>26195029
I love all the scientists in here/10

>>26195897
You're ok
But if someone is just a guy with a computer most likely they won't have one

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>>26194604
This is really good btw

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Digital musician and artist.

>Smeargle
Helps me draw, has a good eye for color

>Chatot
Can sing tunes back at me so I can remember them. I hate coming up with melodies during the day and then forgetting them

>Elgyem
Can massage my brain to get the thoughts flowing.

>Raichu
I don't know, he's my favorite Pokemon so I just have one.

>Ludicolo
He's got great taste. Plus it's nice to see someone dance to your music, no matter how shit it is.

>>26195332
DUDE

Well, I'm a video game programmer, so:

-Metagross, because robots.
-Porygon-Z, because computer programs
-Joltik
-Joltik
-Joltik
-Joltik

>>26194375
Electrician

Half ground
Half electric

Probably smallish sized pokes

Profession: on paper I'm a buss boy at the fanciest restaurant in my town, but part of my job is handling customer overflow and taking orders, giving refills, etc. and then cleaning the whole restaurant other than the kitchen when we close.

>cinccinno
My primary Pokemon since it is always cleaning stuff.
>swablu
Similar reason IIRC.
>Gothorita
Despite all the cleaning I still have to wear pretty nice clothes since I deal with customers.
>panpour
Really any non-fish water type would do but I know panpours are used in restaurants in Pokemon. I have to get refills and have to mop each night.

I like to film myself shoving objects up my ass
Kakuna
Metapod
Dunsparce
Dugtrio
Bonsly

>>26195834

Also a cook here

>Emboar
Bacon, and my favourite fire starter

>Blaziken
Tasty chicken

>Farfetchd
Duck leek soup

>Vanilluxe
Dessert

>Rotom H
Literally my mom's oven

>Sneasel/Weavile
knives, and that one episode of the anime where a sneasel was working as a chef

>>26196327
>No Ferroseed

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>Profession
Librarian.
>Alakazam
M-Alakazam's beard reminds me of the elderly librarian I replaced.
>Unown x5
For obvious reasons.

I'm not very good at this.

I am similar to >>26194632 , but my produce is entirely devoted to patronising, confusing and upsetting the audience so....
>Crobat
>Zorua
>Ditto (imposter)
>Slowbro
Maybe something like that would work.
I suppose anything with an irritating moveset would work.

>>26196457
Maybe something with Perish Song?

Spinda with Teeter Dance comes to mind.

>>26196503
Now that you mention it, when I was last playing around with vgc teams I was using an eviolite Misdreavus with Perish Song, Power Gem, Thunder Wave and Hex and it was reasonably useful...
Spinda could certainly fit the theme too, good shout.

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Profession: OP
Likes dick
Team:
Diglett
Dugtrio
Combusken
Palkia
Metapod
Medicham

Sociologist:
>Machamp: muscle for protection when doing research in crime-ridden neighborhoods. Also for liberating the proles from their chains of oppression
>Porygon: for crunching them numbers and make sweet-ass graphs and shit
>Spiritomb: For harvesting my dead soul due to me having 7 yrs of education in a jobless field

hard mode ignored
>neet

>swadloon
>cherrim
>munna
>swinub
>solosis
>cleffa

100% comfortable

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DJ
Exploud
Noivern
Chatot
Meloetta

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Student, double majoring in Marine Biology and Botany,so...

Environmental Scientist: Wailord, Politoed, Abomasnow, Walrein, Tangrowth, Venusaur.

Wailord: Can dive 10,000 feet in one breath, deep sea exploring.
Politoed: Weather benefits, studying amphibians. Helps keep area humid, if needed.
Abomasnow: Arctic mon, also weather benefits.Cools down samples in the field. Also my mega, if allowed.
Walrein: Covers the open ocean in colder areas, helps shatter sea ice blocking the way.
Tangrowth: Mass of vines, rainforest like. Would know sunny day for chlorophyll, also its really cute.
Venusaur: Poisonous plants and toxicology. Token starter mon, would help prevent interruption while studying. Rotting meat flower on its back would keep others away.

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PhD in Applied Sociolinguistics (Linguistic Anthropology of Education)

>Lickilicky
Tounge symbolises language
>Chatot
Same
>Smeargle
Symbolises learning and pedagogy (also the Humanities)
>Tauros
My research is based in Catalonia so I guess Tauros is le ebin next best thing

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>Electronics engineer
The class is named engineer, but he looks more like an electrician to me. I certainly don't wear a hardhat.

>Porygon2
I program embedded systems. Also one of my top 5 favourite pokemon.

>Plusle, Minun
Working with DC circuitry means you need to be aware of the polarity of the components you use.

>Tynamo
It's a capacitor in Pokemon form. It's completely useless in battle, so I guess it will just be my shouldermon.

>Rotom-H
It's an electrical appliance, and I like baking.

>Joltik
Small enough to help me track down loose wires.
Maybe something more fitting could go in this slot, I'm tempted to steal >>26195718's Metagross.

Game Dev
>Porygon
I make 3D models. Leave me alone you little shits. Shadow Ball to trigger off Conversion so I can double the uses of Curse. You never know when you'll need those daggers in your eyes to actually do something, but a sturdier Porygon must have all kinds of uses! Door stop. Paper weight. Car jack. Hammer. Concrete breaker. Anti-pillow. The list goes on. Round for STAB and synergy.
>Sylveon
Yawn will help with my poor sleep habits. Wish for my chronic health problems and clumsiness. Detect because I'm always losing things or missing hazards. And Round for battlin, defendin, synergizin, etc. Also, I bet it sounds pretty nice.

That's the whole team, double battles only, final destination.

>>26197517
There's a dude in one of the Pokemon games who talks about having his Pokemon use Wakeup Slap on him to help his oversleeping, but I like the idea of having a Pokemon with Yawn/Sing/Grass Whistle/Lovely Kiss/Hypnosis/Sleep Powder/Spore/Dark Void to help with Insomnia. I have delayed sleep phase disorder (basically means my circadian rhythm is fucked and my mind and body always naturally want to go to sleep at 5 am and wake up from noon to 3) and I worry about my ability to hold down a job in the future because of it.

>>26197517
You can drop shadow ball since Curse is a ghost move now and let Porygon learn recover. Now it makes an even better hammer.

>>26197617
I have the same thing and I'm holding down a blue collar job just fine. Lifting or at least doing cardio helps, if not falling asleep easier then enduring the day with 3> hours of sleep.
Caffeine and energy drinks also help, though more and more is required if you rely on it constantly.

>work as jr real estate developer

I have no idea what Pokemon I would use honestly.

>>26198161
timbur, gurdurr, conkeldurr

>>26198170

maybe the machop line, as well? but that's venturing more into like general contractor /construction.

I guess smeargle would be useful for blueprints and stuff

>>26194939
>help resolve issues between people and their Pokemon with the power of poke-psychology
I love this idea actually

>>26198502
>Victreebel keeps trying to devour James because of an unfulfilling relationship with its mother, and transfers those feelings of aggression and lust to its relationship with James, and releasing these feelings in the form of consumption, a reaction to being put in a subservient role under the command of the neglectful and abusive Team Rocket. Victreebel is taught not to take or expect much from its master, and to never act out in rebellion. This manifests in a reversal where Victreebel will try to consume its master as a form of both dominance as opposed to submissiveness, and hedonistic gluttony as opposed to modesty and deprivation.

>>26194916
its a mario reference

I'm in health care.

Chansey
Audino
Togetic

Normal types, woo!

>Electrician

>Cubone
For testing for live circuits without them being damaged
>Galvantula
A bugbuddy who would be able to eat at work.
>Joltik
See above.
>Plusle
>Minun
They'd be able to give a helping hand on the job.

Then that'd be it, because I can't think of a 6th.

>>26194375
Beekeeper.

Vespiquen, 2 Beedrill, 2 Combees, and an Ursaring.

Accountant

Porygon2 - Runs many types of accounting software, not yet corrupted.
Rotom - Can transform into many useful types of office equipment.
Alakazam - Intelligent, great at logical thinking.
Gardevoir / M. Meowstic - Puts people at ease, great secretary.
Furret or Stouland - Friendly office companionship / mascot.
Bisharp - Shredder.

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>>26200405
Alakazam has an IQ of over 5,000. At that point it might as well do your job for you.

>>26200463
I can only hope it's interpersonal skills aren't as high...

>>26194375
Rapist

Gardevoir
Lopunny
Meloetta

Programmer/Spriter for games

Porygon family for general computer help.
Smeargle for sketches and concept art, since it's always nice to get that.
Rotom would be nice for powering a device in case of electrical outages, or for fooling around and stuff.
Kricketune to help me make music to add in to games.
Pumpkaboo for looking for things throughout the night and having a cute companion.

>>26197494
Interesting choices, 10/10
I would be careful with that Joltik, you don't want it to accidentally fry your microcontrollers.

I'm working toward becoming an island Ranger in Boston harbor.

>Lapras
Better than a boat.
>Pachirisu
Cute little guy to greet kids/visitors
>Diggersby
Rototiller+Strength for landscaping/maintenance, friendly enough for kids/visitors
>Floatzel
Rescue for swimmers/boaters/kayakers
>Scyther
Cuts back vegetation, keeps trails clear
>Braviary
Americabird for Civil War/WWI forts scattered throughout the islands

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>>26196203
Haha yeah basically.

Spelunking is a hobby for me
>Noivern: It's a bat, good for finding my way around
>Steelix: Good for digging holes and stuff
>Excadrill: Same reason as Steelix
>Conkeldurr: Good for moving rocks and stuff
>Lanturn: Light source underwater. Not like I would ever go in an underwater cavern. My biggest fear is getting lost in an underwater cavern and drowning, with nobody ever able to find me.
>Chandelure: Light Source in normal situations.

>>26196388
Porygon for data and archive digitization
Whismur since it's the whisper pokemon
Maybe Spritzee because of the scent of books

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>>26200986
>>26201040
>>26199862
>>26197113
>>26196388
>>26196377
>>26196267
>>26195834
>>26195724
>>26195547
>>26195237
>>26194939
>>26194866
>>26194660
>>26194436

I'm liking these more unique titles. Turns out most of /vp/ is into tech or art, engineering, or some other sort of science so it's nice to see some diversity.

>>26197617
Just always offer to do the graveyard shifts. Everyone loves the guy willing to do that

>>26201101
I considered this but I'm also worried about effectively having no social life due to being nocturnal and how I've noticed that I'm much less productive at night when I'm off work than during the day because time seems to pass faster when nothing else is really happening around me and I'm less aware of how much time I'm wasting.

And everything is closed at night and most fun events happen during the day.

Also it bothers me for some reason when it's morning but I want to go to bed. I like mornings but not when it comes with that sense of "Oh damn fuck I was just up all night" and the birds chirping just really get on my nerves during that period of feeling that for some reason, like they're taunting me (I know not literally) and my inability to just be normal. Like it's an alarm going off blaring "YOU SHOULD'VE HAD A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP BY NOW FUCKO"

Pre-Med here

Machop (Gymbro)
Kirlia (I have a quick temper and Kirlia should be able to calm it, right?)
Mudkip (There's axolotls near my college, and I like being near wildlife)
Budew (Same as Mudkip, but also helps me garden)
Audino (To help me heal others)
Igglybuff (I like to sing)

>>26201040
You might want to rethink that Chandelure to basically anything with Flash. Chandelure is powered by you.

>>26194375
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF A THEME TEAM WOULD A UROLOGIST EVEN HAVE?

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>>26195208

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>>26195208
>>26201614
>>26195236
>>26195779
My ace Pokemon

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Wine Counselor

>Cherubi
It kind of looks like grapes? Shit I don't know man

>Meowstic (F)
Looks like some French girl with that beret fur-hat.

>Lickitung
Do I need to spell it out for you?

>Liepard
It's just fancy.

>Roserade
Another elegant-looking thing.

>Weavile
I don't give a shit. It's my favourite Pokémon. I do what I want.

>>26201554
Rock type because kidney stones.

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>>26201690
nice stuff

You could also try Spinda because it looks piss drunk all the time

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Random Pokémon trainer or Pokémon Master.

>Profession
The plug

>Porygon-Z
Handles sales on the internet through darknet markets, etc, manages transferal of bitcoin to non-imaginary $$$

>Machamp
Curbstomping fuck niggas

>Kecleon
Sneaky insurance for more sketchy deals

>Rotom
Ultimate burner phone

>Pelipper
Mailman

>Alakazam
Mind control in case I ever get caught, convincing people that they're not getting scammed, the possibilities are endless.

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>>26201764
>Alakazam
>People keep thinking they can trust something 50 times smarter than them and have it work for free
Alakazam will outsmart you and betray you

Job: dissapointment. My team is dissapointing pokemon.
Electivire
Carbink
Rampardos
Mega Aerodactyl
Aurorus
Dusknoir

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>>26201756
>yfw Lampent was introduced in Gen III

I work in a shop that makes custom handlebars for motorcycles, so I'm definitely Steel based.

Steelix
Aegislash
Scizor
Magneton
Mawile
Aggron

I work at a place that teaches little kids to swim
>Buizel
helps kids who are learning to tread water/float
>Dewgong
same
>Corsola
my bro
>Azumarill
more floating
>Alomomola
in case theres any accidents

>rotom
as a pool vaccum

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Are Porygon and Rotom the most useful Pokemon? An investigation is currently underway.

Sign Language Interpreter

This one was hard. Machoke / Machamp I guess?
Any pokemon with a five-fingered hands could learn sign.

>>26201952
What about Unown? They could interpret someone's sign language and assemble themselves into the corresponding English text.

>>26201952
I guess if you had enough of them. Sure, let's use that haha! Hundreds of Unown following me around and transcribing everything anyone says in real time in a massive rolling wall of text.

Machinist

Carracosta- Hammer and coolant, could probably do some serious lifting for me too
Sandslash- Sand blasting parts to remove sharp edges, maybe cut some soft metals
Rhydon- Bore holes for gears and setscrews and shit
Magmortar- Heat treating the products
Doublade- Maybe ghostblades can cut through hard metals?
Klefki- Gotta keep this shit OSHA approved with lock-out tag-out

working at a warehouse

conkledurr - unloading containers

ariados - wrapping pallets (its basically like using string shot in real life)

kabutops - best box cutter ever

weezing - smoking cigarettes on break

Clinical Geneticist/Medical Researcher:
Deoxys - DNA pokemon
Metagross - Sequencing supercomputing
Reuniclus - Cell Biology
Rotom - Keep my samples cool
Eevee - To study evolution
Dito - to breed

>>26202298
>Not using Claus

>>26194375
Accountant

>Meowth
Pay Day
>Plusle
Addition
>Minun
Subtraction
>Minccino
We keep a lot of physical records in our firm and we take turns dusting the logbooks and shit
>Trubbish/Garbodor
The shredder sees constant use
>Porygon-Z
Because our computers are pieces of shit that hate us

Firefighter

Blastoose- fire attack

Floatzel- water rescue

Conkudurr- search and rescue moving objects

Houndoom- search and rescue finding trapped victims

Blissey- first aid, emt/medic assistant

Weezing- searching for victims during fire attack

>>26194375
Accountant:
Alakazam
Hypno
Rotom
Probopass
Meowth
Porygon 2

>>26194375
Carpenter:
Bibarel

>>26202709
reason:
Jew
Jew
Calculator
Jew
Merchant
Computer

>>26201890
Porygon line, Rotom and Probopass line are the most useful Pokemon in terms of investigation

>>26201690
>>Lickitung
Do you mean Lickilicky?

I have no idea for my job. I'm a picker at an amazon fulfilment warehouse.

I just basically walk around a building for 10 hours picking customer orders.

Seems to be many engineers in this thread, should I be surprised?

Customer Service Rep/Ticketmaster Sales-Face to face, fuck call centres

Chansey- Happy, smiley, never gets angry.

Audino- Chills everyone out

Meowth- Pay Day and suppose can be trained to speak

Animal Technician (works in a lab breeding and raising animals for research purposes, essentially animal husbandry with a few more surgical techniques and record keeping)

Pansage, Pansear, Panpour - because research monkeys, also they are dexterous and like to help others
Pikachu - stock standard mouse type
Ditto - reproductive capabilities and genetic diversity
Abra line - data recording and processing

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I paint Warships.

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>>26201890
In tech, yes. I also see a lot of Machamp and Conkeldurr for physically oriented work

Mycologist,
Amoongus
Parasect
Breloom
(All based on mushrooms)
Shuckle (The mold pokemon)

Stay at Home Dad:
Mow Rotom - Lawn mower
Wash Rotom - Washing machine
Heat Rotom - Oven
Frost Rotom - Refrigeration
Fan Rotom - Air Conditioner
Rotom - Powers the whole show

>>26194375
>Hard Mode: Don't put NEET.
B-but. ;_;

NEET.

Porygon - Because computers.
Smeargle - I'm trying to learn to draw, so it would be neat to have around.
Chansey - Because depression. Chansey is meant to bring happiness and good luck.
Glameow - I like cats.

I dunno, I'm not good at this.

>>26202749
Pokemon is the hobby of future engineers.

Lab Technician would like to battle!

-Ditto (No comment.)
-Reuniclus (Cell Biology - the Pokemon)
-Parasect (The Microbiology lab had one left over)
-Aurorus (Gotta keep those samples cool.)
-Klinklang (Runs my centrifuge)
-Roserade (Plant genetics n' shit. Poison type for any Toxicology-related needs).

Pediatric Nursing student/Camper Care Coordinator/Camp counselor at camp for children with various life-altering medical conditions who likes working out and being outdoors
>Audino
Because and don't want a Chansey like every other nurse
>Togetic
Likes being around pure-hearted kind people so would work really well at a summer camp for children
>Lucario
Can sense auras so would be helpful possibly when working with patients/campers who are nonverbal
>Heracross
Lifting/outdoors buddy who can also help with lifting patients
>Tropius
I could eat it's fruit as snacks while studying and so could kids as treats at camp. Also having a flying type would make getting around easier.
>Gengar
I oftentimes have sleep issues because of stress or staying up late to study and having a Pokemon who knows hypnosis would be useful. Also being funny helps when working with kids especially at a camp setting so having a Pokemon who likes to joke around would be good. I could play off of it to make kids who are upset laugh or distract them which is necessary quite often.

>>26201614
TRIGGERED

Marine Biologist
>Malamar
>Dragalge
>Gastrodon
>Alomomola
>Clawitzer
>Tentacruel

Site Manager

Klefki - Holding onto all the keys
Conkledur - Backup laborer
Gurdur - More labor
Timbur - Even more
Herdier - Watch dog
Excadrill - Good more digging holes I guess

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Marine Biologist & Scuba Diver

>Corsola: I dive reefs a lot and surely would collect different Corsola samples on my trips. She could sometimes battle but is mostly just a companion on dives.

>Malamar: Super smart (based on the cuttlefish) which is helpful in the lab. Also psychic powers to lift heavy equipment and hypnosis to disable different Pokemon I intend to capture and study.

>Clamperl: A precious little gem who probably never battles but provides morale support and cuteness. I'd probably end up using her and her shell to store some equipment on trips giving her a fun job of being a little toolbox.

>Skrelp: I deal a lot with water quality and Skrelp would be a very helpful indicator of a body of waters' pollution levels.

>Sharpedo: For surfing quickly to and from a dive site and the lab. Also the main battler of the squad who can help fight our way out of a messy situation

>Alomomola: Team cleric! She heals and takes care of any injuries myself or my team may suffer. Also she can help out any pokemon I find in the wild on my journeys.

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Mortarman

>Machamp
Strong, can prep multiple rounds at a time
>Excadrill
Can dig the mortar pit
>Alakazam
Good with complex calculations, plus I need a good spades partner
>Crobat
Fast and quiet, good for recon
>Gengar
Night security
>Blastoise
Needed incase of fire, or crossing water. It also has guns so it seemed appropriate

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Im a funeral director so I guess Hex Maniac
Avalugg- Chill bodies
Audino- To help my families
Gallade- Muscle and good looking help
Magmorter- Cremation
Duskull- I want a a little ghosty
Poliwag- Help me while embalming

Law student/aspiring politician

>Malamar: smart, coniving motherfucker. Fits that evil lawyer stereotype
>Skuntank: three guesses who I'm voting for, first two don't count
>Feraligatr: pretty good swimmer back in hs, I have a big jaw
>Braviary: I might run for office one day
What else would a law student/lawyer have?

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I guess I'd be a magicfag as I am right now.


>Mega-Alakazam
KNOWLEDGE LAMBORGHINI
>Probopass
Making magnetic-field manipulation easier I guess.
>Gardevoir
Heal Pulse, Wish, Healing Wish, Hypnosis.
She's a healer.
>Dusknoir
A gate to the spiritual world y'know.
>Meganium
Her breath can revive plants tho.
"The fragrance of Meganium's flower soothes and calms emotions."
Apparently helps for meditation, too.
>Bronzong
RAIN
A
I
N

>>26195600
>Not having played the single greatest story in videogames that is Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky
What are you some kind of faggot?

I work in HR:
>Chansey
>Chimecho
for conflict resolution
>Porygon2
for all the spreadsheets they have me make and shit
>Lopunny
to divert sexual harassment

>>26196214
10/10

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>>26194660
Probopass may be is more useful than Nosepass because it levitates. If there is a risk of falling it can lend a hand (or a mininose).

Also, a hiker says he hugging Probopass's mustache when it's cold at Frost Cavern, so also it provides heat when it's necessary.

>>26194375
Web Designer
I guess uh...Porygon and Smeargle?

Marketer

>Hypno
Make people buy shit
>Chansey
Make people feel loved and shit
>Meowth
Pick up all dat cash money bitches
>Smeargle
Designing shit
>Exploud
People need to hear our shit

>>26204329
shit I fucked up. Put in Arceus because marketing ego

Pokemon Groomer Anon wants to battle

Furfrou
shiny Furfrou
Lilipup
Evee
Growlithe
Houndoom


The two furfrou would always have different haircuts every time we battled.

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>>26194375
professional horse show groom and barn manager

>houndour (loyal companion, guards the ponytas)
>team of ludicolos led by an ill tempered gurdurr (hispanic barn maintenance crew)
>scyther (pasture management/hay cutting)
>glameow (barn cat)
>keldeo (every competition barn has that one horse that put them on the map)

Mechanic

Metagross - Assistant
Klefki - Keys and all the other keylike tools
Klinklang - Gear diagnostics
Clawitzer - Pressure/Hydraulics
Rotom - Electronics

I guess this works i dont have any other ideas

>Nurse

Chansey
Blissey
Audino
Clefable
Alomomola
Sylveon


Didn't keep the types consistent, but I tried to go for monocolor.
I feel like there's a Lass somewhere in some game that uses this team.

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Could go by many things.

First I'm a musician, and often drawing on a surfy sound, I'd go by water-type.
>Dewgong
>Octillery
>Slowbro
>Whishcash
>Starmie
>Blastoise

I'm also a keen birdwatcher, and have a huge interest of escially raptors.
>Noctowl
>Honchkrow
>Braviary
>Fearow
>Talonflame
>Pidgeot

In my day job I work as a gardener, so
>Tropius
>Sawsbuck
>Vileplume
>Abomasnow
>Trevenant
>Meganium

I wouldn't know which one to choose

>>26202928
You also need a mon that represents your wife's son.

>>26205465
combine different aspects of your life into one team, duh

>>26207085
Well that's just two out of each team then DUH

>>26207123
Not my fault you couldnt figure that out on your own, Anon. Don't come for me unless I send for you.

Dishwasher/knowledge fiend
Remoraid-the hose I use at work
Gulpin-eats excess food
Duosion-powerful brain power
Porygon- gathers info from the internet