If you were outside and encountered a Seviper, which is 8'10"

>>26165304
if its friendly you are fine
but if not
vore.png game over

>>26165304
Hug the shit out of it

>>26165304

8'10 is how long it is, not how tall is

Compared to some real life snakes, 8'10 is nothing

>>26165304
Make it become my snekbro

I don't have tall grass outside my house so this scenario is literally impossible

>>26165324
This, assuming it doesn't lunge after me and fuck my shit up

>>26165304

Unsheathe my katana and get ready for a duel to the death.

>>26165304
That's not even long for a snek

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>>26165330
>>26165353
Are you sure?

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>>26165362

Yeah, the best example of this is Dragonair to Dragonite.

Since Dragonair is a serpent, it's measured from its head to the end of its tail.

Dragonite, on the other hand, is a biped, so it's measured from head to foot, which is why it's "smaller". As in, it's not actually smaller, it's just measured differently because it's not a serpent anymore.

>>26165362
>>26165418
That's still a pretty funcking big snake, look at Seviper's head compared to the grunt's body. While Seviper isn't that big of a snake, it's still much bigger than any wnake we have on earth, especially when comparing Seviper's width to theirs.

>>26165362
A few real snakes could grow to the length in the pic. Seviper just has a huge head and bulky body.

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>>26165362

Find it vag and fuck it. If it's a guy suck off both dicks.

>>26165535
It's would probably kill you before you even got the chance senpai

>>26165304
See if it passes the Turing Test.

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There's only one thing TO do.

DANCE!

Shoot it.

I'd do the sane thing, and befriend it and/or flirt with it.

let it eat me

Catch it

>>26165900
Delete this

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>>26165811
my nigga

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>>26165324
>>26165332
>>26165341
>>26165535
>>26165769
>>26166516
>>26165362
>>26165811
And just how do you plan on doing this?

>>26166784
>>26165324
What do you think? throw myself and hug it, hopefully it wont kill me

>>26166801
You can do that if you want, just know that it's going to crush every bone in your body and bite that shit out of you with it's venom drenched fangs.

I'd find a mate seviper for it so I could hatch Arboks.

Throw it a pancake

Attempt photosynthesis

Sure she want mate <3

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>>26166784
...with my arms? and my penis?

>>26166784
>Anon used attract
>seviper is imobilized by love
>Anon used harden
>seviper used coil
>Anon used fury attack
>Anon has become poisoned badly
>Anon's Guts ability activated
>Anon used facade.
>seviper fainted
>Anon gained 400 experience.

>>26166784
>See if it passes the Turing Test.
Ask it how's been doing. If I cannot tell if it's an augmented reality experiment or a real Pokemon, it passed the test.

>>26165304
Wrestle it, strangle it, rip its tail off, slice its neck open, eat its entrails while its still alive, and then swallow it whole.

speak parseltongue

>>26165304
Back away slowly, try not to look like food or an intruder on its territory, and if I make it out alive, never leave the house again.

>>26167508
>rip its tail off
But anon, it's tail is super sharp and is extremely poisonous.

>>26166827
good luck, i have a super potion
what now

>>26167615
So were your mother's nipples, still pleasured them

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>>26168230
My mom is dead

>>26165304
throw out my level 100 yveltal and kill it.

>>26168243
how do you think they got sharp and poisonous, anon?

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>>26168722
Joke's on you, I lied[/spoiler{

>>26165304
>spore
cap it

i would let it vore me

this has always been my fantasy

>>26169198
But anon, it would probably bite you, crush you, or stab you with it's tail before it ate you

>>26169198
JustinRPG pls go

Throw a zangoose at it and run.

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>>26165304
capture it with a Pokéball.

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Bumpo

>>26165304
Send out of my own Pokemon and battle it, duh.

>>26165304
take out phone and call for psychiatric help because if i see nonexisting animals from a videogame i clearly went insane

Seviper is not for sexual.