The first pokemon is out to get you the second protects you. How fucked/lucky are you?
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>>26151010
fugged hard i think actually. what this pos going to do?
Is rollout a threat?
>>26151178
Not too much. But Miltank can learn rock tomb and rock slide
Good, no anal with Plusle today
>>26151184
confirmed this underage kid never played 2nd gen
>>26151197
fuck, just saw i didn't chose the right set for swampert
looks ok
>>26151010
I'll probably be fine. Cats > rodents.
>>26151010
Well shit
not bad
>>26151246
you're only in real trouble if it primals. meganium can out speed a groudon and drought lets you spam solar beam
>>26151010
looks alright
>>26151202
I'm saying at 30 power the first rollout won't have enough power to kill talonflame and 2 brave birds will kill miltank.
HELP
>>26151274
kyogre cant use fly, escape to the skies!
>>26151278
It can use thunder though, which has 100% accuracy in rain. He is screwed.
... I'll be fine.
As long as I'm no where near the ocean and/or any large body of water I'm safe.
Can't exactly count on my bodyguard to do jack shit.
I'm alright
>Gloom
>Swellow
Feels Goodman.
Welp
>>26151010
Umm... well...
>>26152273
It can defeat your foe, if you Believe.
>>26152289
my feels;_;
>Unfeazant
>Honchcrow
I think I'll be okay.
Oh no! My protector is at type disadvantage!
Nah, I'll be fine.
>>26151010
Zaiguard has the memez.
Ill b oK
I've got nothing to worry about
>>26152492
Right?
CUTE!!!!
>>26152503
>inb4 hp grass/water
>>26152514
cute -Cute! -CUTE!!!
I should be fine.
Mew can't beat Mewtwo, right?
le sleepy man
I'll live
>>26151259
>meganium can out speed a groudon
>80 base Speed can outpace 90 base Speed
lolno.
My only chance is if voltorb explodes
>>26151259
drought affects both teams so what about sunny day, is it the same thing?
>>26151010
Damn it.
Last time I played this game I got Sunkern to protect and Entei after me.
>>26152665
>Mew used Horn Drill
I think im fine
BRAVE
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>>26152964
>Sucker Punch
>>26151010
first glance at the thread i thought it was one of those retarded threads and you were claiming ralts should evolve into tornadus
>type disadvantage
>but legendary
Am I good?
spooked
>Wailmer protecting me from Pikachu
I have to call upon his lordly hp
>>26151010
Not bad? How am I doing bros?
>Bambi trying to defend me from a fucking Penegrine Falcon
>>26151143
Beartic learns surf I think.
>>26152273
Inb4 fire type hp
>>26152665
as long as Mew doesn't know Crabhammer
>>26151010
Went better than expected.
I'm getting raped
>>26153966
If ampharos is mega youre good
>>26154972
You mean 'isn't'.
If it mega evolves gains 2x weakness from ice.
Staying just electric gives it the advantage.
>>26152843
Hey, at least your Sunkern evolved. Train it some more !
1. Bulbasaur 2. Venusaur
I should be OK
>Rash Seviper
>Lonely Nosepass
My defensive Jewpass wins :^)
Huh. It MIGHT be able to save my ass.
Forgot to set Natures, but I'd be fucked either way. Quagsire's dumb as a mule and Spiritomb has like second to no weaknesses.
>>26155346
Wait, scratch that, it's rock-ice, not dragon ice, I'm fucked.
(Why did it have to be Flabebe ? I've seen enough of that PoS in miracle trade already).
I'll just leave this here.
> Timid Bisharp
> Mild Muk
252 Atk Muk Fire Punch vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Bisharp: 142-168 (42.5 - 50.2%) -- 1.2% chance to 2HKO
252- Atk Bisharp Iron Head vs. 252 HP / 0- Def Muk: 162-192 (39.1 - 46.3%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
So what you're saying is, I have a 1.2% chance of survival? I like those odds.
guarding me from a misdreavus
>>26151010
Should be interesting...
rip
>Psychic > Poison
F u g im probably just clicking self-destruct
>>26154949
But how serious is he?
I live to live another day it seems
Not at all
>>26156704
Oops the other was clefable
>>26151010
totally fucked
I think this is one of the situations where you worry about the one who's protecting you rather than the one that wants to harm you.
>>26156654
Not serious enough
>>26156704
>>26156716
Which one is saving you?
Lel
The cactus is ded
I'll probably be fine.
At least it's mild...
rip
>>26156863
Embor
>>26151143
Aqua jet or stone edge or Rock Tomb or Brine
>>26151010
Well fuck me...
>>2615264
Well you're wrong
Bets?
This might not end well.
I'm fine.
>>26152665
>Anon gets turned to stone
I think I'm fine...
Not sure if i'm ok or not
>>26157085
That's even worse, though. Were it Bold, it would merely instantaneously rip you to shreds. But this Mild Dialga is far too wise and patient for that. No, it'll set a devilish temporal trap that will keep you in stasis for untold millenia. You'll be able to see and hear the world passing by, yet able to do nothing, frozen in time as you are. You'll see the anguish of your loved ones as they discover your petrified body. But soon everyone, nay, everything you know will crumble and turn into dust, and soon you will become nothing more than a mildly interesting sight for passers-by. The only thing you'll have left in this world will be the sound of your heartbeat, and the thoughts of your mind, which will inevitably degrade into jumbled static.
Then, one day, Dialga's enchantment will wear off, and you'll collapse to the floor. Regardless of whether or not you have gone insane, you will feel immense joy at having regained your autonomy. As you remember how to walk and the how you run, a great sense of awe and wonder will overtake you. Now you can finally interact with people again, experience the new places and technologies that you've seen so tantalizingly dangling just out of your grasp. As you babble on ecstatically, you turn a corner and there is that Mild Dialga again. It has the same nonchalant smile on its face as it did the first time it trapped you with its magic all those years ago.
The next time you're freed is the exact moment the Sun engulfs the Earth.
>>26158838
wat
>>26158838
You spent several minutes of your life typing this... For what purpose?
>>26151010
I should be fine
I feel safe
>>26154744
But it does. It learns every move.
>>26153943
>2016
>Not wanting the true evolution line for ralts
>>26151010
Damn OP you're pretty fucked
Should be fine with pokegoku
fine luck
I'm fucked
I'm having a dandy time
I'll be alright. Haunter has more tricks up it's sleeve than porygon Z does.
>>26151010
So OP you get your daily dose yet?
I think I'm good, but I must question what the hell I did to piss Roselia off.
>>26151010
>>26163778
Thanks Docs
>>26166758
Piss in her garden idk anon
super fugged
Owegood.jpg
>sendhelp
>>26170287
Dont worry thats a brave pigeon you got there.You must pray for terrakion to miss
FUCK
>>26170287
Don't worry anon.
He'll be>gentle
I'm pretty safe
>>26151010
FUCK
>>26157011
>naughty frillish
Haven't you ever seen hentai?
Oh.
>>26171264
I dunno man, it's Hardy
>>26171264
>>26171273
also turning off your bluetooth when not in use will save on battery power
>>26171211
>>26151202
what the fuck are you talking about
>>26171580
He's referring to Whitney's Miltank.
Rollout is DEFINITELY a fucking threat.
i'll be fine.
>>26171655
Yes but this
>>26151267
>>26151010
ok
>>26171723This kills the joke
>>26155251
>If it mega evolves it gains 2x weakness to ice
>that's bad
Are you a fucking retard?
>>26155365
>Miracle trade
>>26156801
> sun up
> Cherrim faster
> Solarbeam spam
You're fucked bro
>>26151010
don't know if im fucked
>>26173540
You're fucked.
>>26173540
Seviper is faster and learns earthquake. With a focus sash you're good.
Well I'm perfectly safe
>>26151010
I think I'm fine
It's close, but I think I'm more fucked than not.
I'll include you guys in my will.
timid murkrow is out for me. but no worries, my docile quilava got my back!