>http://randompokemon.com/ >set pokemon to 1 >turn

>>26136354
>Sassy Tyranitar
>iPhone charger
I'm fucking screwed!

Rash Raticate.
there is a pair of broken headphones to my side, with nice jagged edges.

I might be okay?

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>>26136354
>Lax
>a fleece blanket
bout to get real comfy here

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>Careful Lugia
>Pillow

>Bashful Maractus
>12kg dumbbell

Depends on how well it takes head bashing.

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>>26136354
Don't know how that works, but I guess I'm fine. Only thing to my left is a mountain of trash, but I might not need it.

>>26136374
You could always strangle it with the cord, r-right?

>naive hitmonchan
>a wall
I think my odds are pretty good

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>>26136354
>Hardy Durant
>Hairbrush

Well, it has been nice knowing you all

>Ho-Oh
>Calm
>Dining table set chair

Well I guess if it's calm… maybe run or talk something out when the first thing doesn't work

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>>26136399
>LeafGreen: Its body can't be harmed by any sort of attack, so it is very eager to make challenges against enemies.

you might as well bend over and take the spanking...

>Timid Cofagrigus
Does that mean it will be too scared to actually try to enslave and kill me?

>Modest Prinplup
>Kitchen Knife
Glad you didn't say to your right, because then I'd be defending myself with raw vegetables.

>Lax Torkoal
>A big jug of water.

I think I'll be okay.

>>26136455
Shit, forgot to turn off NFEs. I'm totally dead.

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My bag filled with books, probably heavy enough to use it as a blunt weapon or something. I'd probably just tell her to leave my place and go back home to find something better to do.

>Timid Emolga
>Scissors

Shouldn't be too hard

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does this mean shes going to be a domme bully

>>26136513
oh and i only got thigh-high socks to defend myself with, gonna be wild

>>26136413
>The arm-twisting punches it throws pulverize even concrete. It rests after three minutes of fighting.
Unless you're in some sort of bunker, you're fucked.

>>26136494
I'd let her kidnap me then softly lewd bully her.

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>Naughty Xerneas
>Headset

Well goodbye

>Rash Avalugg
>Pillow

I can just run away from it I guess

>Jolly Deoxys
>Pillow
Maybe it will agree to take a nap instead

>>26136603
Or it could just tentacle rape your ass

>>26136454
Yandere Cofagrigus. It has a longer plan to claim you.

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bold hariyama
weapon - a blue pen

I don't think i'm getting out of this one, lads

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>Blanket
Yeah, i'm screwed.

>Lonely gator monster captures femboy to use as personal slave.
This sounds like the plot to a great smutty doujin.

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>>26136354
>Lax Dragonite
>A Fork
Okay, I'm just gonna do some dinner for it or being its dinner, actually

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>All I have is a pillow to protect me from being sexually assaulted by a jolly palm tree

I'm fucked.

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>>26136374
If you don't fight back, he might show mercy and kindness

>>26136454
He will whisper his orders, you might have to build a few pyramids.
You are save from rape though

>Mild Sunflora
>A Painting
>What

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It'll be a modest rape.

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>>26136354
Oil Pant Brushes are on the left side of me.

How fucked am I /vp/?

>>26136837
Shove the paint brushes up it's ass or something, i dunno man.

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>>26136354
>a mug

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>>26136822
>Modest
More like MOLEST

>>26136762
Is there another part to the pic? What it seems to be suggesting is nice...

>Careful Farfetch'd
>Newpaper
I guess I'll smack him with it, but he may get away with the kidnapping, cuz he's really careful

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>>26136354
>Lax bellossom
>Laptop charger

There's a bed right here, and Bellossom could pass as a waifu...

>>26136944
Remember anon, she's in charge.

>Naughty Miltank
>insulin pen
overload with insulin?

>>26136354
>Adamant Serperior
>belt
lewd

>>26136354
I guess I'm going to attack a bashful Swoobat with my body pillow. This should be fun

>>26136948
DOES SHE FEEL IN CHARGE?!

>>26136948
Femdom bellossom is pretty hot

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>>26136354
>bold Froslass
>white 3DS

Maybe it's possible to bribe her with this shiny thing of snow color or something, but I'll just surrender.

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>>26136374
You would basically need at least a rocket launcher to take this thing out.

>Calm Swanna
>Empty bag
Much terrifying than it seems.

>Suicune
>Jacket

Not like I'd fight it anyways. Take me, sweet Suicune.

these threads are fucking autistic
/join showderp

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>Modest Quagsire
>a rotary phone is my only defense
How fast is Quagsire? I know its stats are slow, but canonically, how quickly can it move on foot? Can I just throw the phone at it and run away?

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>>26137328
>calls thread autistic
>posts in it

>>26137274
>a rocket launcher
>vs Tyranitar
lol no

Far as Swanna goes, you can just put the bag over your head and suffocate before it slits your throat.

>>26137328
and once again roomfags proven to be shit.

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>>26137351
how else would I call it autistic?

>>26137400
By leaving it in your suicide note

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>biology textbook
I think I can win

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>fire breathing dog
>nearest thing is a fan
how fucked am I?

>>26137530
>you're paralyzed before you even make a go for the book
nice try, you're dead

>>26137535
definitely dead

>serious darkrai
>3 liter jug of water
I mean I guess the bottle is like 7 pounds

>Quirky Roserade
>Water Bottle

I'll be okay.

>>26136354
>Lonely Yveltal
>A shelf full of Pokemon plushes
Here's hoping I can calm him down by showing him some of my Yveltal plushes. Hopefully he isn't the type of lonely that starts fucking the first thing he can.

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>a piece of paper

whelp, i'm I'm losing against my favorite.

This could be bad

>Sceptile has seeds growing on its back. They are said to be bursting with nutrients that revitalize trees. This Pokémon raises the trees in a forest with loving care.

Oh, nevermind.
It's just gonna make me plant trees

>>26138812
>Bird that is a God of death, fucking a human mortal

I'd give that a read.

>>26138957
>a piece of paper
>This Pokémon raises the trees in a forest with loving care.
>Using the corpse of a tree against Sceptile
It was nice to meet you anon.

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>Quirky Jumpluff
>A pillow
I don't know?

>Serious Blissey
>A brick
I'm okay

>>26139179
While that is a good point i just realized i had empty water bottle next to me, I just didn't see it.

It wouldn't be pissed at me, but I still wouldn't win.

Even then it will probably force me to grow trees anyways so not a problem

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I'd say I'm pretty tentacle fucked.

>Careful Primeape
At least he'll wear rubber before giving me the HOT MONKEY PIG DICK

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>Misclick 3 instead of 1
>Latias
>Leafeon
>Mawile

test

>>26139314
What are the 3 items to your left?

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>Pencil

Guess I'm getting some of that dragon dick.

>Hardy Leafeon
Oh okay I can do th--
>phone charger
fuck

>Lonely Chansey
I'd let her abduct me desu

>>26136354
>Brave SKARMORY
>a pillow

We out senpai

>>26138957
>Implying he wouldn't plant his seed inside of you

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>Jolly Diancie
>A blanket
Might not be so bad except for the rocks. I'm not a big fan on rocks.

>Rash samurott
>back scratcher

Epic sword fight?

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>all I have is a pillow

Take me, God.

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>fridge magnet bag clip
It's okay, I'm lonely, too. I'm tired of this life.

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An art book is next to me, but it doesn't really matter, does it? Victini is the victory Pokemon. Goodbye, free life.

>>26137344
Very probably. It might not even register that you're gone at all.

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>a glass with drink
i guess i could throw it into it's face and try to hide, but chances it'd work are slim to none
fate worse than death awaits

Venomoth
A Dumbell.
I'm going to bash it's fucking skull in!

>>26136354
>Bold Dunsparce
>A cup full of pencils and pens
I might be ok

>>26136354
>Hardy Golduck
>Deodorant can
A non hardy one might choke on the fumes, but it seems like I'm screwed

>Careful Regigigas
>Waifu plush.
That wont save me.

>>26141528
>Careful
>Regigigas
Having a pair of legs will save you anon
Thank god for Slow Start in this context

>Rash Magcargo
>Pencil

Well gg

Timid Chandelure
I got a coffee mug
Im gonna die

>>26136354
i dont get this the next object left bla its always my mouse or water stupid

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>a jacket
>against a 6'3 long dragonfly
Guess I'm going on a trip

>naughty Porygon
>iPhone

uh

Careful beartic
A pile of rocks
I guess I'll be ok?

>>26136354
>Impish Sylveon
>one of these http://m.gandermountain.com/modperl/product/details.cgi?i=913656
Being a /k/ommando has it's benefits.

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a cup of coffee
i could just throw it on the ayy lmao or tell it to fuck off because docile

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I have a cat comb. I think I'll be fine.

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>Lax Swadloon
>An oscilloscope
We can just get to a gentlemen's agreement and nobody get hurt.

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A brick

>Docile Cloyster
>DSLR

Well, I'm fucked.

>Gentle Deoxys
>My PC
I am fucked beyond all beleif

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>>26143754
Don't worry, Anon, it'll only hug--

>Remembers that it's a fucking space virus come to life

Oh...oh no...

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>>26136354
>Impish Aurorus
Jesus christ

>>26143325
You forgot to turn off NFE. That's a Gyarados, friend.

Rash Lumineon
Back Pack full of art supplies....
I might have a chance

>haste fug
>bottle of shampoo
I'm as good as fucked

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>>26136570
>Also headset
I always get this piece of shit in these threads goddammit

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>naughty smeargle
>1 dollar bill

>jolly golurk
>alarm clock
At least I might just have nights on the town with the guy...

>Impish Meganium
>Stapler
Maybe I can take it down?

>>26136354

>Brave Hippowdon
>D&D manuals

Maybe they're hard enough to fight it?

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>Vitamins
Well shit

>>26136354
>bashful Corsala
>half empty water bottle
Welp, I hope this Corsala isn't in need of loving

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I'm not very concerned.

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>>26136354
>Hasty Doublade
>Pencil

>>26136374
You just need to Low Kick him in the balls and You'll be fine.

>Bold Dedenne
>wine bottle

If I'm quick enough, I may have a chance.

>>26147586
Pick up that fucking pencil and challenge it to a swordfight. Don't worry, pencil is mightier than the sword.

>Fucking adamant Bouffalant
>Pillow

Well it does have a base 55 speed so perhaps I could throw the pillow at it and run...

Meh, who am I kidding I'm dead.

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>Adamant Armaldo
>Mouse
Throw the mouse at his face and Run Away I guess. As long as he doesn't move first and use Block I should Get Away Safely.

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>Naughty Skarmory
>3DS

I guess I could toss my 3DS at it, but it wouldn't do shit. I'm fucked.

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>Yugioh Deck Box

I mean...

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>Gentle Blastoise
>Handy

I could call for help, but I am still so screwed, but maybe it will blast me gently away with his canons until help arrives...? No?
Well, I am screwed! °^°

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>Naughty Seismitoad
>Laptop

uhhh

i don't like where this going

>>26149533
You can send that shit to the shadow realm.

>>26150397
Show it some porn with help of the internet and try to run while it is distracted. That is and will be your only chance. You or your Laptop, your choice. : P

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>left of me is a wardrobe
>it's bashful

So not only does it not have the urge to kill but I've got something big and heavy I can either lock it in or crush it with. Shove it in the wardrobe, use my belt to close it from the outside and I'm safe.