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Showderp: Scary Edition

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You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of shitty pocket monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... the Scary Showderp!

Please send a man 'round back and pick up our Champ, a professional stroker who's about to have an unfortunate accident.

Champ: [Champ strokes, then awakes in Pokemon Showdown. He plays the six shitmons he is dealt by onlookers and wins] Ha-ha-ha! I have to play meme teams? That stroke must've killed me. I must be in heaven! [loses]

Champ: I can only play meme teams. This sucks. I must really be... in HELL!

Other Frightening Doors:
>http://dogars.org/ (→THIS IS THE NEW SHITMONS←)
>http://fgts.jp/vp/
>http://booru.showderp.com/

Current Champ: !EYFnGaVyn
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>>26105750
>>26105739

it's like you're blind or something
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>>26105778

um what?
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365679382
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>>26105783
>and they're already shit
>its not like defensive rest-talk houndoom isn't already shit my fampai
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>>26105753
???What did OP mean by this post?
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>>26105753
why would you make this
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>>26105803
umm what??
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365681538
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365682119
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365683260
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365684093
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365684548
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done
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>>26106069
Are you calling for a new champ?
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>>26106081
no
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oh my god i fucking hate you people
fine, i will champ
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defensive restalk mega houndoom named zidane
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talonquail
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tentacruel
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hoge
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matressa maneuver
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Saiyaman (Hawlucha) @ Rocky Helmet
Ability: Limber
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Dual Chop
- Sky Drop
- Karate Chop
- Bulk Up
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>>26106133
a dragon
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365689307
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Clever Nickname (Mew) @ Leftovers
Ability: Synchronize
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 126 Def / 126 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Calm Mind
- Bulk Up
- Baton Pass
- Block
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365690381
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>>26106185

Why the Speed? You're only going to want to send this in against a tank who you will outspeed.
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>>26106240
Adjust the stats as necessary. idgaf
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365691979
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new champ that was actually a gr8 team
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me for a little bit
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>>26106353
me
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>>26106285
a poison type
no snips allowed
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BOOST BEAVER (Bibarel) @ Leftovers
Ability: Simple
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Amnesia
- Defense Curl
- Rest
- Waterfall
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something poison
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a remove zidane meme
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gigalith
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Simply ebin
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Scorpus Christi (Gliscor) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Baton Pass
- Agility
- Toxic
- Substitute
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boost moose
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LET'S ROCK
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365695595
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365697297
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365698443
zarel CAN code
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365700430
haha twisted
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good night roxle!!
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New champ, fun as always!
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Snowball (Persian) (F) @ Normal Gem
Ability: Technician
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Fake Out
- Taunt
- Knock Off
- Covet
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me for a little while
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someone fucking claim
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lucky green buge (Beedrill) @ Beedrillite
Ability: Sniper
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 40 Def / 216 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Focus Energy
- Fell Stinger
- Poison Jab
- Drill Run / Knockoff / Uturn
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sudo rm -rf / (Sudowoodo) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Sturdy
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Explosion
- Earthquake
- Stone Edge
- Power-Up Punch
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starmie
natural cure

rest
psychic
scald
dazzling meme
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use this meme: http://hastebin.com/ixekobojuj.md
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Do you even lift?
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excadrill w/rapid spin
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365704807
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>>26106869
stop advertising your shit autist
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365706212
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365707000

check em
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365707529
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365708939

last game, you'll know why if you see it
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http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-365708939

new champ, that was fun
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Meloetta named after your favorite singer/band
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Meloetta named after your favorite singer/band
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I kill niggers
medicham @ medichamite
fake out
energy ball
shadow ball
psychic
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>>26107067
>>26107080
I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE
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Meloetta named after your favorite singer/band
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Meloetta named after your favorite singer/band
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me
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>>26107179
Meloetta named after your favorite singer/band
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Flame body talonflame
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>>26107179
free pick
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a meme, but ironically
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Pineco
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I kill niggers
medicham @ medichamite
fake out
energy ball
shadow ball
psychic
.
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>>26107056
>>26107067
>>26107080
>>26107099
>>26107172
>>26107184


Team
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365716123
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>tfw last champ never used mbeedrill even when it was the better option
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365717895
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new champ
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i will champing
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lucky green buge (Beedrill) @ Beedrillite
Ability: Sniper
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 Atk / 40 Def / 216 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Focus Energy
- Fell Stinger
- Poison Jab
- Drill Run / Knockoff / Uturn

use http://dogars.org/set/1304 instead if you aren't going to mega evolve it desu
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Item-less Barbaracle with Taunt and Pickpocket
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stall is ___
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Assault Vest Klefki named after your favorite champ <3
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blood ernie v2
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mew with no damaging moves
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gyarados named metal caterpiemon
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make sticky barb useful
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>>26107504
fun and healthy for the meta
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champ is kill
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>>26107570
*ruse
and you'll notice from his shitty english that he's an underage beaner
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tfw rused
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well may i?
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DJ Iron Kidneys (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Tail Glow
- Belly Drum
- Baton Pass
- Spore
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>>26107599
Have a sproder
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>>26107599
>>26107494
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Bee Salesman (Celebi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Substitute
- Swords Dance
- Seed Bomb
- Recover
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>>26107599
blood ernie v2
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a strong rat (Raticate) @ Choice Band
Ability: Hustle
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Double-Edge
- Quick Attack
- Crunch
- Flame Wheel
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youre husbando
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>>26107603
wat is this
just ariados?
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>>26107603
um please don't talk about me while i'm not here
t. spider
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This is the most shit board and all the threads are autistic. Yet showderp is the only reason I still sometimes drop in to meme along.

t. /fit/
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365727732
gogogo
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>>26107624
i bet i could beat u up irl
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365730903
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>>26107659
You could try.
I won't claim to be good at fighting but I bench 3pl8 so good luck.
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>>26107755
I bench 370 in the front yard
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>>26107796
370 GBP ye.
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new champ
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Me or Blood Waifu
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noctowl
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mixmence
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mew with no damaging moves
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WP doublade with Autotomize
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Metagross
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Your favorite mon with Frisk
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*benches 370 in the front yard* LMFAO
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ruse?
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365735823

Wew
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STILL LOCKED
T
I
L
L

L
O
C
K
E
D
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well, that was shit
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>>26107885
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365736828
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>>26107905
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365737721

JUST
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365740151

SURELY THIS TIME....
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>>26107977
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365740409

NICE SHINIES
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365740735

CAN'T CATCH A BREAK
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365742435

:^)
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New memes
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funbro with amnesia instead of heal pulse
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literally anything named G-hyaaaa~
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Trump Cade (Sylveon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pixilate
Shiny: Yes
- Trump Card
- Rest
- Calm Mind
- Sleep Talk
Nature and Evs are on champo
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something you've fapped to
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specscadril
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Scollipede named DIO with Protect, Swords Dance, Attract, and Steamroller
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LMFAO I guess ridear got global mod and banned me. too bad I can just evade with the click of a button tho
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>permabanned

jesus fuck, Ridaz, get thicker skin, that man was just doing random shitposting
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>>26108094
hey man, I guess if you were an ugly BR serial pussygamer you'd be pretty butthurt too lol
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>>26108081
Hhheh

G-hyaaaa~ (Lilligant) (F) @ Big Root
Ability: Own Tempo
IVs: 1 Atk / 30 Def / 30 SpD / 30 Spe
- Quiver Dance
- Petal Dance
- Hidden Power [Rock]
- Giga Drain

Let's diddly go.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365745420
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>>26108111
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365746420
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>>26108127
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365747433
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>>26108143
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365747599

wew bullied
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>>26108149
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365749393

My member is bursting g-hyaaaa~
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>>26108171
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365751924

THE BULLY BRIGADE CONTINUES
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>>26107496
well isn't that special
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>>26108212
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365752862

You are special to my dick
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New memer
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any porygon u like
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That means new champ. Mongs.
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me
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nice bellydrum azu (Quagsire) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Waterfall
- Curse
- Earthquake
- Recover
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this will work (Kingdra) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Agility
- Focus Energy
- Hydro Pump
- Draco Meteor
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Initial D (Klinklang) @ Lum Berry
Ability: Clear Body
EVs: 116 HP / 252 Atk / 140 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Shift Gear
- Gear Grind
- Wild Charge
- Recycle
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swampert
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>>26108286
an meme
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>>26108286
Is this the #meme tripcode?
Fuck it.

nice bellydrum Jr. (Wooper) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Unaware
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Waterfall
- Curse
- Earthquake
- Recover
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>>26108299
>#meme

on my knees begging you to lurk more

>>26108288
>>26108291
>>26108292
>>26108294
>>26108296
>>26108299
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Anybody wanna battle my new team? Testing out Roothoot.
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>>26108306
I can't be arsed to memorize every single tripcode.
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>>26108306
im okay with memes, just give me shitmons
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>>26108237
G-hyaaaa~ (Lilligant) (F) @ Leftovers
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
IVs: 1 Atk / 30 Def / 30 SpD / 30 Spe
- Quiver Dance
- Petal Dance
- Hidden Power [Rock]
- Sleep Powder
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365759017

thanks for the rain team
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365761029
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>>26108094
who got banned i wasnt paying attention
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365763437
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365764844
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FORWARD SLASH JOIN SHOWDERP
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>tfw losing to a sandnigger

new champ
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Me pls
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me
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cuck 2.5 (Sableye) @ Sticky Barb
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Toxic
- Trick
- Substitute
- Recover
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Allahu Lickbar
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BLOOD ERNIE V2
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level 1 scarf rattata
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weezing
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feraligatr
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scarf raticate
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Meloetta
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rused :^) new champ
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me
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Smooches <333 (Swoobat) (M) @ Petaya Berry
Ability: Simple
EVs: 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Calm Mind
- Air Slash
- Giga Drain
- Psyshock
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cuck 2.5 (Sableye) @ Sticky Barb
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpD
Bold Nature
- Toxic
- Trick
- Substitute
- Recover>>26108483
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an ice type
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>>26108500
boostan passan
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a mega
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>>26108493
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torterra
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level 1 scarf rattata
dadsg
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Chatot
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365775512

good team
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365775855
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http://dogars.org/set/976
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365779060
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new champ
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Me
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me or serene grace chansey with ice moves
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TRUMP TOWER
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evee
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an cactus
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Hypno
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poo in loo mon
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TRUMP CADE
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>>26108720
>>26108722
combine these
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Post actual sets you shiters
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>>26108742
Bird of many stall (Pelipper) @ Leftovers
Ability: Rain Dish
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Sky Drop
- Toxic
- Protect
- Roost
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TRUMP TOWER (Aggron) @ Aggronite
Ability: Sturdy
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Substitute
- Rest
- Heavy Slam
- Dragon Tail

The other ones are simple. Just use eevee, a cactus (cacturne, maractus), hypno, and a poo in loo meme (I'd use 184 Days in India personally).
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Trump Cade (Sylveon) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pixilate
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
Adamant Nature
- Trump Card
- Rest
- Calm Mind
- Sleep Talk
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2 moar
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>>26108799
You're a faggot.

This is your god damn team, use them or impeach
>>26108714
>>26108716
>>26108717
>>26108720
>>26108721
>>26108722
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>>26108799
Weedle @ Choice Specs
Ability: Run Away
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpA
Naughty Nature
- Bug Bite
- Electroweb
- Poison Sting
- String Shot

name it whatever you want 3>
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>>26108799
Caterpie @ Eviolite
Ability: Run Away
- Bug Bite
- Electroweb
- Snore
- String Shot
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365789178
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365789484
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New team
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specs metapod
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Chatot
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A legendary birb
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a grass type
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a birb that cannot fly
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>>26108953
tynamo
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>>26108953
>skipped eevee
Gallade with toxic orb and heal pulse only
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Coil Zygarde called "get well soon"
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>tfw thirsty for memes
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>15 minutes for two shitmons with no move options

Chimp fucked off
New champ
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365803947
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>>26109037
here's a spicy one
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>>26109053
>skipping

Impeach
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NEW CHAMP, OLD CHAMP IS IMPEACHED

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv is champ
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New champ called
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me
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scarf darmanitan named RAPE APE
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>>26109075
Your favorite pokemon so we can judge your taste
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>>26109075
Mega Swampert or Blastoise
>>
Pineco
>>
banded archeops
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ghost type with only ghost moves
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guys i have an update about my showderp crush. due to the two of us getting off on a rather contentious foot, i feel i may never be given opportunity to get off on his feet. he assumes my lurid PMs are sardonic, non-genuine flirtations crafted to get his goat. (or gogoat, since i suppose this should be kept pokemon-themed in honor of the simulator where i first developed my pining)
With these facts in mind, i feel a loving relationship as i once envisioned may never come to pass. frysinger will never teach me how to lift to help me stop being such an obese slob. i fear i shall never squat twice my body-weight, my firm, toned buttocks coming to rest upon frysinger's engorged meat spear with every repetition. he shall never delicately let me drink from his protein shake while cuddling me, whispering in my ear "tfw you made the 'cumming in clint' meme".
it is with a heavy, empty heart that i must admit to a change in stratagem. if i cannot have a gentle, mutual relationship with that moderator, one worthy of poetry by Keates, then i will have a hateful, one-sided relationship with him, worthy of a shitty ryan gosling thriller movie. My solicitations of late have been blacker, my most potent weapon being the taunting mentions of his dead father. if i must never know frysinger's warm, tender, loving embrace as he lovingly cuddles me to sleep, then i shall know his fiery, primal, furious embrace as he hatefucks me unconscious.

should my new strategy cause the end of me, then i want you all to remember me, and be happy that i got what i wanted.
my name is clint, and i loved a cute moderator boy.
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>>26109104
oh also im 4-2 in my shitty vgc garbage bullshit tournament that no one cares about
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https://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365808229
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365808266
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>>26109104
fuck off roomfag
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365809860
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365809859
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Are breadfags even considered human beings ?
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I think that not only do you need to read up on Metal Gear Solid lore but research how science works
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roomfags are such cancer jesus fuck off showderp is about pokemon related lulz and trolling smogon drones not your retarded circle jerking and non pokemon related idiocy
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>>26109174
I think that not only do you need to read up on Metal Gear Solid lore but research how science works
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this champ sukkks hard!!!

I'mpeaching him right now!


NEW CHAMP!
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>>26109180

stop it right now, take this shit to your "room" you goddamn moronic orangutan, the thread is for showderp memes not your gay roomshit JUST FUCK OFF
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>>26109104
>>26109109
>>26109117
>>26109151
>>26109169
>>26109174
>>26109180
>>26109190
>>26109192

all of u should take you're trolling elsewhere.
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>>26109211

stop it roomfag
>>
new champ
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>>26109220
nice false flag, roomfag

also me
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Me or FEAR aron.
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the stiffest afro
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Mamoswine
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delibird
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>>26109229
Mega Swampert
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your favorite rest talk set
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magmar
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Nice tripcode.

>>26109234
>>26109233
>>26109231 Is this bouffalant?
>>26109235
>>26109236
>>26109236 Bless you
>>26109241

Let's roll
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>>26109225
>Name
>No trip
Try again
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>>26109225

any mon you like named "GAS ROOMFAGS'
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>>26109243
yes, the bouffalant set on dogars
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>>26109270
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365819012
Let's go memers and memettes.
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>>26109117
what i wouldnt give to be a roomfag. not because of any inherent qualities of the room itself mind you, that place is hot mess of stagnation. no, the room is ass.
but i pose to you the following scenario: imagine the most unobtainable girl, the perfect object of your desire. (or boy, im not currently in a position to judge, you fucking queer) whether this girl/boy be your favorite celebrity, the high school crush you let go, your anime waifu/husbando (i am in a position to judge you for this, fucking put the barrel in your mouth and squeeze you degenerate), or whatever other image of perfection you can cook up. would you not subject yourself to the worst tortures, endure the most infantile screeching by pedophiles and weeaboos, just to be in this person's presence?
thus is my situation, kept apart from my love by my unfair ban. perhaps now you can better empathize with me. i have been kicked out of my cozy house in the dead of winter, starved and frozen. meanwhile, frysinger chats with subhuman "meme"-lords who dont deserve to so much as lick the dogshit off his boots, while the person most worthy of his affections (me) may only catch a glimpse of him when he leaves the curtains open (leaves modchat off), steps out into the street to observe the wars between local homeless gangs (watch champ battles), or use the downstairs bathroom i drilled a peephole into (use the downstairs bathroom i drilled a peephole into).

ahhhhhh goddamit i fucking hate that fucking scottish faggot and his fucking bouncer bot!!!! LET ME IN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WANT TO SPEAK TO FRY AAL;DKJASKFDJ ;KFJHDSK;LFLK;FL YOU DONT DESERVE HIM HE'S MIIIIIINEJFHLKJGF DJSLHLKJDS
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>>26109314

deal with it, homie
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>>26109358
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365823945
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>>26109104
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So I've been thinking recently and i feel that i need to tell somebody and get this off my chest but unironically i think val is cute and wouldn't mind sticking my penis in her, however instead of telling her this i just call her a slut and a roastie and pretend to laugh at her for being a neet without a boyfriend despite the fact that i wish that i was her boyfriend myself, oftentimes i will open her PM window and prepare to write a message wherein i insult her so that she would notice me and validate my presence in the room, although most of the time i abstain because i feel that it would be too obvious that i am trying to get her to start liking me even as a friend, i go through my day wishing that she would say hello to me because that would mean that she noticed me, but every day goes by and she doesn't, so i say more mean things about her and her roastie hoping that she will see them, get angry and respond to me. if only to give me the attention, when it comes to val any attention is good attention and i wish that she would notice that i loved her, and i wish that we could say nice things to each other without it being weird or out of character, i think she said i was good looking once but when she noticed i was listening she said i was a fuckboy. all i want is to come into the room and have her message me a simple "hey fresh" maybe with a cute little smile on the end. but it never happens, sorry for the vent guys i just felt like i needed to get this off my mind and i felt that doing it in a community that i'm somewhat relevant in would be a good place to do it given that some of you might share my feelings. thanks for letting me vent guys.
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>>26109394
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365828819

wew
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>>26109464
i know this is probably pasta but - just speak up you fucking autist, it's not that hard to tell someone you like them.
either they dont like you back and literally nothing changes, or they do like you.
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>>26109467
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365834046


>monofire
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>>26109314
>>26109464
>>26109532
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365836541

Meme team
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http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365838939

>magmar sweep
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365841432

Added a scoop CMON
>>
Memes too OP, new memes
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blood totem
>>
weakness policy krookodile or special archeops
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Girls don't fight (Mienshao) (F) @ Wise Glasses
Ability: Regenerator
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk / 30 Def
- Aura Sphere
- Calm Mind
- Grass Knot
- Hidden Power [Ice]
>>
scarf moxie krookodile
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hoge
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Lucario
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something with a self killing move called picolas cage
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>>26109736
>>26109733
Does this mean I have to use special archeops?
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cheeky rat
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>>26109746
nah just replace it with rhyperior and you're good
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>>26109746
yes
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>>26109746
your choice nig
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>>26109751
>rhyperior
???
http://www.strawpoll.me/10081745
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>>26109799
suggesting rhyperior is a meme you moron. Use Archeops since you can't use Krookodile twice.
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>>26109799
Stop being a dumb dumb. If you pick WP krook, you obviously skip the scarf krook. If you pick special chops then you get the scarf krook.
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365849771
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365854486

>>26109814
shhh.
>>
chimp is a cuck
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365856663

I can't feel the left side of my body anymore send help
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>>26109917
goddamn Wekapipo !
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365858851
>all that salt
wew
>>
New homo sapien
>>
me
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HO suicune called suicide
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>>26109748
this
>>
banded pidgeot
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paraflinch Jirachi

or

a sandveil meme
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>>26110015
Zygarde with Land's Wrath, Extreme Speed, Glare and Outrage, nicknamed "Envy of my friends" or something to that effect.
>>
focus band steelix
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Macho Pichu (Pichu) (M) @ Eviolite
Ability: Static
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SpA
Mild Nature
- Fake Out
- Nasty Plot
- Thunderbolt
- Attract
>>
beautifly
>>
something with fling
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I like att raichu with fake out volt tackle return and somrthing elde
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Morgan Freeman (Empoleon) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Defiant
EVs: 252 HP / 126 Def / 130 SpD
Calm Nature
- Scald
- Iron Defense
- Aqua Ring
- Flash Cannon
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365867792
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365873850
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>>26110227
>>26110227
>>26110227
new bread
>>
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-365876040
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