>http://randompokemon.com/ >set to 1 >turn NFE off

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>>26092856
Very happy.

>>26092856
>Relaxed Cresselia

lesbian sex
moon babies???
ok!

>Jolly Terakkion
On the one hand physically I'm repulsed. On the other that's a damn good nature. I hope it got passed on to the kids.

Naughty Mewtwo


Welp

>>26092856
>Inb4 Naughty Gardevoir

>>26092938
Mega stone y version and I think I could actually get it up.

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WHELP.

>>26092960
Kek

>>26092936
Wait a second, the Musketeer Trio hate humans.

>>26092973
Romeo and Juliet if Juliet was a giant bull creature.

>>26092960
Problem solved itself, anon. Enjoy your pet cubone.

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>Mild Regice
where do I put my dick tho?

>>26093001
But i'm a girl though

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Very happy.

>Docile Slowbro
Not having children any time soon.

>>26093019
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence

>>26093018
Make your own hole somewhere

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I... don't know

>>26093094
>starting a famiky with god
Lucky

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>Lonely Reuniclus
Not sure how that'd go but psychic kids sound pretty rad

>>26093117
If Arceus commands it.

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>>26092856
fug

>>26092856
>Bold Yveltal

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>>26092856
Fuck yeah I am

>>26093081
But i'm fucking dead though.

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>Rash Sock

>already have one of those

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>>26092960
I guess you could say you're boned

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>>26093143
>shitnaugh fag

>>26093019
Kill yourself then. Baby needs a helmet.

>>26093159
fuck you i'm happy

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>>26093152

>>26092960
Well, It's either going to be the best sex of your life, or the worst

>BraveGothitelle
Yeah sure I could work with that

>>26093122
Dat gelatinous amoeba pussy

>>26092856
>Gentle Latias
I know I won't be gentle with her.

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Yooooooooooooooooooooo

>Brave Deoxys
I will go where no man has before and I will fuck a being of the stars.
I am very ok with this.

>>26093230
cheater

>>26093230
you realize how many kids you're gonna have, right?

>>26093238
>>26093252
I won't stop having Buneary until my dick falls off.

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>>26093159
You must be at least 18 to use this site.

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"can i speak to your manager"

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>impregnated by a docile Dragonite
you don't even understand how ready I am

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Perfect waifu!

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>tfw go in with NFEs
>tfw fully expect to fuck a worm
>end up with best boy

>>26093307

It was a Relaxed Absol.

>>26093293
Have fun getting the eggs out off you.

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Oh boy gay moth sex.

>>26093325
th.. that's not how biology works. His sperm would find my eggs and it would grow in my human womb. Sperm doesn't make eggs, it fertilizes them. I would simply give a live birth to a very small dratini

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inb4 probing

>>26093360
>im a girl btw >__<

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I think I can work with this

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I don't know if I'm happy...

>>26093360
>rape

>>26093435
Well, It's the only legendary that can breed, if that makes things better.

>>26093456
You can't breed a legendary

>>26093476
In the anime, it had kids.

>Impish delcatty
Wew

But the real question is, how do you explain this to a breeder or doctor?

>>26093516
The lore in Pokemon DPPt basically suggested that there was Pokemon x human stuff going on, so I don't think it'd be that shocking to the breeder.

>>26093594
But those are folk tales.
there are nothing proving that it actually happened.

>>26093606
The writers didn't have to mention it, yet they did. Why? It must be important.

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Should I be concerned?

>>26093516
Love.

>>26093616
It was in a book that was in a place that you didn't have to enter.

I don't think that, it wasn't meant to be anything that important.

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>Calm Ninetales
IVE BEEN WAITING
FOR A MON LIKE YOU
TO COME INTO MY LIFE

>Hardy Arceus
>Arceus
Guess I'm part of a pantheon, now.

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Oh boy I know where those needles are headed. Welp...

>>26093822
>>>/mlp/

>>26093870
That's not Keldeo.

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Lets do this!

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I'd fug a snek

>>26093887
Still a horse.

>>26093900

Is that a snake? it doesn't look like one.

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oh boy

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>>26092856
She's pretty cute to be honest, so I guess it'd work out.

>>26092856
Come on, son, time for your depression pills again.

>Timid Heatran

fucking kill me, I wouldn't touch that piece of turd with a long stick

>mild thundurus
Flying around on a cloud and Bara gay babies.

>>26093964
>Omar

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>>26092856
>Are you a happy family?
as long as he won't get me burned during the fugging I guess

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Exploding with excitement!

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I don't have the slightest idea how this would even work. I guess it could possess an electric fleshlight or something.

>>26094040
I hear he's paranoid of rocks

>>26094040
>Careful
you're fine fampai

>>26093325
b-but it's mother who passes down the species

>Farfetch'd
I'll take the leek like a man

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>>26094075
>letting your pokemon fug you in hopes of getting of pokemon
>you only get more humans

>>26094118
Of getting more*

>>26094051
>Rotom-L
>Electric/Fairy
>Exclusive move: Play Rough
Sounds pretty good senpai

>>26094118
Still a better deal than giving birth to some half human half Pokemon abomination

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Could be worse I guess

>>26094155
True that

>>26094002
>hating on based Heatran

>Naive Nidoqueen
>she fails to realize that even if I do mange to impregnate her, the offspring would end up staying inside her

>Mild Golduck
Silly OP, I can't reproduce alone!

>Bold Lopunny
Yeah that could be worse. I like them bold.

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>>26092856
No, i'm not happy at all.

>>26094496

Whelp, I'm >>26092960

And looks like were both posting from hell.

>>26094516
Maybe we get a cute ghost.

>>26094535
Oh yeah, you get 4chan in hell

but you have to solve 40 to 50 captchas every time you post

>>26094572
So hell is like being stuck on /vp/ forever and never being able to see anything else?

>>26094572
You can go on other boards, but yeah basically.

>>26094082
>Female ones use the leeks as strapons

>>26094189
Heatran is my favorite Pokemon and desu I wouldn't want to either fuck or be fucked by one either

>>26095117
That's how I feel about my bro, Sceptile

Though I wouldn't mind having him as a dad.

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>tfw he's prettier than me
At least our little glowy fawn abominations will be cute.

>>26095321
Hard worker.

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First of all, I have no idea how I'll manage to do so

>>26095478

Might want to reread OP's post

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>>26094002
You're going to fuck Hetran and you're going to like it. Understand?

Quiet Flareon

Well. Ok I guess

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>Jolly Serperior
Ayy, I have the best waifu here

>Modest Lucario

Not quite "JACKPOT!" but this is gonna be fun.

>>26096658
Modest

Not bad

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>Just fuck my shit up

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>>26092856
>Naughty

This is gonna hurt.

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>>26096899
Oh god, we would be the worst parents ever.
They'd grow up into a litter of ragamuffins and thieves, and we'd be so proud of them.

You're damn right I'm happy with my family of weasel miscreants.

>>26096899
>>26096985
Didn't mean to reply

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Timid Glalie

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>>26092856
I couldn't be happier

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O-oh my

>Careful Espeon
Oh my…how fast would she let me thrust?

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Well, at least its gentle. So there's less chance of me getting crushed during sex.

>>26097188
You're still probabbly going to get crushed anyway.

>>26095117
You must not really cherish that Pokemon, bro.

>>26097188
Lucky son-of-a-bitch.

Shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mhsDkOiod4

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>>26097713
Double shit.