Let's have a game, /vp/ >Your 1st pokemon in the par

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Old Man Hikari
2016-04-27 01:21:20 Post No. 26079883
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Old Man Hikari 2016-04-27 01:21:20 Post No. 26079883 [Report]

Let's have a game, /vp/
>Your 1st pokemon in the party uses metronome
>Metronome move generator: http://thousandroads.net/misc/metronome (Generate 1 move; all attacks)
>Uses the move on a random body part
>Random body part generator: https://www.randomlists.com/random-body-parts (Generate 1 body part)

What happens?

>Me
>Zekrom
>Triple Kick
>Chest

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>Gliscor
>Fury Attack
>Hair

Anonymous 2016-04-27 01:28:19 Post No.26079954
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>Kirlia
>Beat Up
>Ear Lobe

Anonymous 2016-04-27 02:08:36 Post No.26080338
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>>26079883
>Charizard
>Sand Tomb
>Index finger

Anonymous 2016-04-27 03:19:07 Post No.26080948
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>Milotic
>Dragon Ascent
>chest

Anonymous 2016-04-27 03:22:23 Post No.26080975
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 03:22:23 Post No.26080975 [Report]

>Talonflame
>Glare
>Nostril

...do I have a nose hair sticking out?

Anonymous 2016-04-27 03:25:45 Post No.26081008
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>>26079883
>Jigglypuff
>Defend Order
>Eyelid
It's gonna get bees all over its eyelid? Gross.

Anonymous 2016-04-27 03:32:23 Post No.26081066
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>Gothitelle
>Flatter
>Mouth
ummm...

Anonymous 2016-04-27 03:40:54 Post No.26081133
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>>26079883
>Ursaring
>Signal Beam
>Hip

Anonymous 2016-04-27 10:07:06 Post No.26083259
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>Sylveon
>Bone Rush
>Bottom

Anonymous 2016-04-27 10:14:15 Post No.26083265
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>Gigalith
>Rock Climb
>Upper arm
Rip arm

Anonymous 2016-04-27 11:38:59 Post No.26083523
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>>26080975

Anonymous 2016-04-27 11:46:36 Post No.26083540
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>ivysaur
>nuzzle
>breast

Anonymous 2016-04-27 11:50:08 Post No.26083552
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 11:50:08 Post No.26083552 [Report]

>Haxorus
>psywave
>abdomen
rip digestive tract

Anonymous 2016-04-27 11:54:11 Post No.26083559
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 11:54:11 Post No.26083559 [Report]

>venusaur
>eyelashes
>refresh
ok

Anonymous 2016-04-27 13:33:20 Post No.26083976
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 13:33:20 Post No.26083976 [Report]

>>26079883
>Zorua
>Rest
>Thigh

Awww

Anonymous 2016-04-27 13:41:24 Post No.26084030
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>Typhlosion
>Pay Day
>Teeth

Anonymous 2016-04-27 15:09:31 Post No.26084606
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>Rayquaza
>Judgement
>Groin

Anonymous 2016-04-27 15:23:27 Post No.26084675
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>>26079883
>Dragalge
>Infestation
>Toes

Anonymous 2016-04-27 15:50:31 Post No.26084870
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>Mew
>Crabhammer
>Arm

Anonymous 2016-04-27 15:53:39 Post No.26084894
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>>26079883
>Scizor
>Crush Claws
>Testes

FUCK

Anonymous 2016-04-27 15:56:43 Post No.26084917
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>>26079883
>Camerupt
>Sonic Boom
>Collar Bone

Anonymous 2016-04-27 16:05:40 Post No.26084984
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 16:05:40 Post No.26084984 [Report]

>Gastrodon
>Slack off
>Tongue
I want off this ride

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>>26079883
>Hoopa
>Growth
>Groin

Anonymous 2016-04-27 16:10:34 Post No.26085022
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>>26079883
>diancie
>draco meteor
>~~nipple~~

Fug.

Anonymous 2016-04-27 16:20:01 Post No.26085097
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>>26079883
>Celebi
>Reflect
>Nipple

Anonymous 2016-04-27 19:49:08 Post No.26087122
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>>26079883
>Swampert
>Gunk Shot
>Mouth

l-lewd

Anonymous 2016-04-27 23:14:50 Post No.26089577
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>>26079883
>defog
>nostril
wot

Anonymous 2016-04-27 23:18:27 Post No.26089620
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 23:18:27 Post No.26089620 [Report]

>nidorino
>horn attack
>chin
Ow my chin

Anonymous 2016-04-27 23:19:00 Post No.26089627
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>Miltank
>Rollout
>Neck

IT KNOWS

Anonymous 2016-04-27 23:24:36 Post No.26089700
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 23:24:36 Post No.26089700 [Report]

>Gallade
>Mud shot
>bottom

B-but I'm no Gardevoir

Anonymous 2016-04-27 23:30:11 Post No.26089741
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 23:30:11 Post No.26089741 [Report]

>Flygon
>Draining kiss
>lips

Oh, well this is quite lewd

Anonymous 2016-04-27 23:33:13 Post No.26089782
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>>26083976
:3c

Anonymous 2016-04-27 23:40:45 Post No.26089850
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>sylveon
>electric terrain
>fingernail

I think I'll be alright.

Anonymous 2016-04-27 23:57:40 Post No.26090078
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>>26079883
>goodra
>punishment
>upper arm

OW
WHAT DID I DO

Anonymous 2016-04-27 23:58:46 Post No.26090091
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>Fennekin
>Nuzzle
>Cheek
daww

Anonymous 2016-04-28 00:10:59 Post No.26090248
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Anonymous 2016-04-28 00:10:59 Post No.26090248 [Report]

(Used RNG for pokemon)
Skrelp Used Rock Climb on my Hip.

Rationalization 1:
I am become Grandpa, destroyer of hips.

Rationalization 2: Skrelp wanted to be carried. D'aaww...

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