Quick /vp/, give me the most hilariously bad Pokémon fanfictions

>>25993663
I'm not gonna feed your addictions, Anon

>>25993693
He's right.

Son (OP), you must get off the porn and the fanfics. They will fuck your life over unless you control your demons (doubt it), or outright ignore them (best outcome).

It's a tough, long, hard, and filling adventure, but you must see it through, so you can finally reach the climax your life deserves, and you will bathe in the afterglow of passion and desire.

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>>25993663

>Edgy

I gotcha covered fampai.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1003/1/Pokemon-Master

I haven't dared read this one, because the summary and pairing scream "Toxic!":
>Find out tho trust in God has helped Ash, Misty and other friends make it through hard times in life. Our characters are freshman in college in teh beginning and i will go through until the are later in life with the message of God included.
Here you go, OP:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11903386/1/Trusting-God

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>>25993756
>Reviews: 404 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 114

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>>25993756
>>25993814

Wait, here's the link to the OFFICIAL page.

http://www.acesanchez.com/index/pokemon.htm

>>25993707
>puts Teletubbies on endless repeat until that is all you know

>>25993756
I couldn't finish that. It was fucking awful

>>25993855
Poor bastard, you must be deprived.

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>>25993756
>1999

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>>25993838

Oh god.

>>25993663
Zinnia.

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>>25993985

>Mfw I remember reading this shit when I was like 10 and thinking it was cool as fuck.

>>25994044
Shit, where's that Zinnia Coldsteel edit when you need it?

>>25993756
nope can't even finish the first chapter without wanting to gouge my eyes out

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>Pokemon/Classic Literature

Why do people do this?

https://fanfiction.net/s/10098987/1/Satoshi-Jekyll

>>25993663
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Adventures

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>>25993663

>>25993663
http://archiveofourown.org/works/search?utf8=&work_search%5Bquery%5D=blue+tint+pokemon
I didn't read it myself. My friend did for me and told me about it.

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>>25993756
>"Shut up with the screaming, bitch, and take this like a woman!"

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>>25994675
at least silver is a cute edgelord[\spoiler]

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>>25994794
>cute

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>>25994807
>not thinking silver is cute

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>>25994843
>implying
I mean, he's okay

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>>25994724
>Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con
How do you combine Pokemon with Sonic, and somehow end up with death, violence and rape. How does that happen.

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Lewd alert
https://fanfiction.net/s/11252807/1/The-Darkness-of-Our-Hearts-Ganondorf-x-Greninja

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>>25994857
I respect your opinion.
Yellow is also cute.

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>>25995036
Yellow is literally the best, even if she's a mary sue.

>>25993663
I remeber this one fanfic killed ash's mom and ash started to go by the name "Nightshade" or something retarded like that. He wore a trechcoat and all. Don't know where I can find it though.

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>>25994916
>Ganondorf-x-Greninja
Oh boy here we go.

>>25995175
Whoops
trenchcoat*

Classic-https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5750579/1/Mama-Lucario

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>>25995175
Is this it?

>>25995636
https://fanfiction.net/s/11088726/1/Ride-On

Forgot my link.

The lack of pokegirl stories on here makes me think 4chan has lost it.

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>>25995645
Holy shit, I think that's it.

>>25993663
Obligatory Charizard God-tier cringefest pasta.
http://pastebin.com/NqnEmESk

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I dare you to try and make it through the first chapter.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9833370/1/Betrayal-at-its-worst

This one for some reason has Red in it. Enjoy.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11388350/1/Kalos-New-Adventures-Old-Friends

>>25995924
I mean first two chapters. Try to make it through the first two chapters without killing yourself. Each chaper is worse than the previous one.

>>25993663
BW and BW2, look on DeviantArt.

>>25993663
Wow, Greninja looks so much better without the tongue scarf.

>>25993663
There's a 60+ chapter Pikashipping "epic" on fanfiction.net with the ship taken seriously and Pikachu always in Poke farm.

It even has graphic sex scenes that are taken seriously

I shit you not.

This fic also has over 600 positive reviews with only 1% pointing out the issue of beastiality, most of the complaints are just about Pikachu being "male."

....Are furries literally the most autistic and insane group out there?

>>25999048
For what reason does this exist?

I read one where Red got Blue boy-pregnant once

>>25994562
This begs the question— what I'd the most obscure Pokemon crossover you can find?

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Try to read this out loud in a deadpan manner.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10558298/1/The-epic-Pokemon-Adventure-of-Rin-Altair

>>26004530
Stop bumping the damn thread, Jesus. It isn't a general.

>>26004537
https://www.fanfiction.net/Pok%C3%A9mon-and-American-Dragon-Jake-Long-Crossovers/80/2022/?&srt=1&r=4

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9765906/1/Jake-Long-American-Dragon-The-new-Pokemon

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7838644/1/Vancouver-Vacation

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7723793/1/Come-To-Me

>>25999048
This is probably the most autistic fanfic I've ever heard of in my life.

And I KNOW bad fanfiction

It could probably titled "Autism: the fanfic"

Fucking furfaggots

>>26001146
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9729689/1/A-Spark-and-a-Rose

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https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8985395/1/Voremon
>Creating a fantasy world around vore as a divine power

WEW

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10804548/1/Just-Let-it-Out