Going to an hero soon, so I've decided to give away all

Ignore the party

The only shiny I want is for you to keep staying alive, anon.

My 3DS is dead already so I cannot trade with you, OP.

>>25943286
(^: thank

Seriously though, Anon; pick one.

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>>25943278
>Becoming an hero before Sun and Moon is released

>>25943296
What is your age, OP? Why an hero?

if you kill youself ill also kill myself
try killing yourself now faggot

>>25943304
this desu

dont be a fucking retard wait for sun & moon first

>>25943278
What's up, anon? Just take some time out and chill with Pokemon (or another game)...don't check out before Sun/Moon at least!

>>25943278
It's never too late to turn your life around anon.

Does OP mean what I think he means?

>>25943304
>>25943314
Not too hype for Sun and Moon

>>25943308
Thanks for your concern Anon, but I just want to give away shines.

>>25943313
NO!

Alright how about I just give away the shines now and consider all of the other shit later.

I mean is anyone interested in shinies?

Man that Lugia would finish off my johto legendary set. I'd love it, but look after yourself

>>25943328
You told us you were going to kill yourself and expected us to ignore it? Why even tell us then?

>>25943328
we're just looking out for you anon, that post came off pretty dark

>>25943322
I've been considering this for two years, Anon. I'm unmotivated and have too shitty of a mindset to talk myself out now. You would think being self-aware would be enough.

Trust me guys, I have a good life. Just ungrateful and entitled and etc.

>>25943324
YEAH FREE SHINIES!!!

>>25943278
Gengar
Lugia
Frosslass
Aerodactyl
Blastoise
Beldum

FC soon when I charge my DS

>>25943328
nigga keep your shinies and wait for SM to come out before you do some stupid shit. If the games suck, we can an hero together

>>25943343
Then don't an hero.

>>25943340
Yeah it was pretty stupid; I've just really never really seen people be this nice on /vp/ and I've been here for about four years.

>>25943349
Or he could join the few remaining gen 6 fags.

>>25943348
Got it
can refine the list if you don't want to give so many to 1 guy

>>25943343
OP, don't do it.
Don't be a faggot, get help you asshole.
Nobody wants you to die, nobody that matters at least, if you want to get better you have to actually try to get better and not give up at the slightest failure.
Trust me, living is easier than living crippled from a failed attempt

>>25943358
Adding

No, Anon. You're fine.

>>25943338
Hey man this is me, if I can still have that Lugia my FC is 5172-1351-4031

If not that Sceptile/Sandshrew would be perfect.

Thanks in advance. But shit I hope you turn your life around

>>25943358
Tell me when you're online

>>25943368
Yep give me a second

>>25943363
offering trade now

>>25943374
Shit sorry getting on

>>25943377
Crashed for some reason, 1 sec.

>>25943278

pokebros are a treasure

don't leave us

>>25943348
Giving Lugia to other Anon since that's all he wants, sorry

>>25943392
No problem

Holy shit.

/vp/. You fucking faggots. I love you guys. I have legit never seen this level of kindness come from the lot of you.

No idea if OP is serious about an hero or not. Hope he's not. But i'm kind of blown away by how cool everyone is being. My mouth is literally agape.

>>25943278

>not afraid of death

>doesn't use this opportunity to rob a bank or fight crime as a vigilante, join the military, do something dangerous yet cool


live anon

Can I have the zigzagoon and sandslash?
Fc:2938-8252-7251

>>25943278
I think you should stay alive
if you are still inclined to give things away though I wouldn't mind the Greninja or Sceptile

Much appreciated OP.
Some of the nicknames are kek but cheers.

>>25943412
Yep trading with second anon and then you

>>25943397

OP is clearly a good person if he's willing to give away rare shinies

people like that are the good folks we need more of, they're not deserving of vitriol.

>>25943368
It says you're trading right now? I'll move on and save Lugia for you

>>25943278
I'll take one of the poochies is you still got 'em what are the names?

>>25943429
Sorry mate passerby traded, i'm ready now whenever you are

>>25943412
Coming online and I'll offer the trade

>>25943343
It's around magic shroom season here in Australia, and shrooms really helped me get out of a dark past and unhealthy mindset. Give it a go anon, before you an hero. Who knows you might end up changing your mind.

>>25943278
Can I have that Froslass and Aerodactyl please?

>>25943412
>>25943420
You guys are not helping

>>25943423
Anon PLEASE don't kill yourself and please don't do this. I was depressed too for a while but things DO get better. I did a whole project on depression in 12th grade and it only lasts an average of 2 years, thats how long you said you were thinking of suicide right? I know thats a long time to be depressed but the point is that it isn't forever.

>>25943425
Yeah, youre right. Couldn't agree more.

>>25943278
Yo OP, been looking for a new poke-pal. If you ever wanna chat, wouldnt mind adding you on Skype or something.

>>25943437
Aus here how'd you get your hands on them mate

>>25943444
Trips speak.

>>25943439
I'm sorry anon, I've already traded them away.

Will post an update picture in ~10 minutes

>>25943437
I actually have connections, so I will give those a try.

Thanks to everyone for being so nice

>>25943450
Just go pickin in the park m8

Don't do it anon!
Please watch Evangelion ASAP and focus on the psycologic aspects of it and how Shinji overcomes his suffering.

Echoing "don't do it."

But if you wouldn't mind, I'll take the Poochyena and treasure it forever.

>>25943466
I named him Spaghetti. Is that OK?

>>25943434
Sorry it wouldn't let me trade Lugia for some reason.

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>an heroing
>an heroing before the next mainline games
>giving away shinies
Maximum retard.
You silly bitch don't do it.
Watch some Toku and everything will get better.

To the people wanting Pooch: one is named Ravioli and the other is Spaghetti

Update picture after next trade

>>25943477
Maybe a move or an item on it? Other than that i'm really not sure man, but thanks heaps man means a lot. Like I said earlier look after yourself

>>25943477
>>25943486
Spaghetti is adorable, actually. Friend code here because I forgot last time. I can be retarded. I'll be on in about 3 min.

>>25943490
Thanks, Anon. There's no item so it could have been hacked.

Do you have any shiny left Op? I can give you my shiny Durant.

>>25943486
I'll take Spaggot, please.

FC - 1478-7194-1469

>>25943493
Aw fuck to slow, fine I'll take the formioli then. I will keep it secret, I will keep it safe.

>>25943454
Oh well, it's okay. What about that Beldum then?

>>25943343
You could've been considering it for any amount of time, but if you actually do it you will never be able to reconsider. Suicide doesn't solve your issues, you just avoid them. And I truly believe everything can be solved with some time and effort as long as you don't live in a shithole country with no regards for human rights. Give yourself some time to heal anon, get some therapy. It worked wonders for me, and I've been through some seriously fucked up shit. You can do this too anon, if a weakminded fool like me can heal you can too.

>>25943504
Skype dude here. [email protected] Quick throwaway email. Not even fucking around, im down for some new poke-friends. Dont wanna see a chill dude like you wasted.

If you wanna chat about pokemon and shit, hit me up.

>>25943278
Don't kill yourself anon.

Take my advice. I almost became an hero several times in my life, but I managed to convince myself to stay alive. Give yourself a day in the future. For example, when Sun/Moon come out. Just hold out until then, and look forward to it.

Your life could be very different then. At the least, you could have a different mindset and not want to kill yourself. Just do me a favor and hold out until S/M comes out. Do it for me.

>>25943486
Primier Ball/Play Rough, too. You're a saint. Thank you very much.

>>25943517
>>25943521
(And everyone else)

Damnit I can't believe /vp/ has made me feel better already.

I'm going to get some help, do some shrooms, and wait for SM.

Thanks guys

All of you deserve shinies. Update picture coming.

>>25943398
This entitely. I would become a wandering hobo if life ever got bad enough to an hero.

>>25943547
Of course, Anon.

>>25943549
good man

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>>25943549
I love you anon, we all love you! Use my ditto k.

hi anons wanna chat on skype for support and shit?

>>25943278
Frosslass please.

Don't an hero.

>>25943549
Forgot to log online. Still got that Ravioli?

>>25943504 Here

>>25943549
It was that quick and easy to convince you man.
See really when it comes to it, you don't want to do it.
You still want to live and you know you still have things to live for.

Feel free to make thread in the future and update us with how you're going. Pokemon related or not, we want you to do well

>>25943549
no kill yourself youre weak. if you dont you just wanted attention. no better than a 16 year old girl who just broke up with her boyfriend of the week.

I don't understand, how did you guys figure out he's sucidal?

>>25943549
I'm glad you changed your mind Anon, life is the answer.

would you still be willing to trade the Gyrados?

>>25943278
I would love that crawdaunt or gengar

>>25943560
>>25943565
>>25943573
>>25943575
shut the hell up and let the cattle go to the slaughter house

because he wanted to be an hero that's what

>killing yourself after an announcement
At least wait for release.

camerupt pls op

>>25943582
forgot my FC

>>25943498
Also man if no one wants that camerupt i'd love it, only just saw it. I ran away from a shiny numel about an hour ago accidentally and that guy would help me forgive myself.

I'm Lugia/Sceptile guy

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

>>25943579
>>25943587
Shouldn't you be getting ready for school?

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Update. Since I'm running low one each

Someone wanted Greninja and Pooch is taken

>>25943579
Except he gave away shinies so...

>>25943587
Shouldn't you be asleep right now. It's a school night. Remember if you get bad grades this semester because you slept through your classes you won;t get an icecream come report card day.

>>25943549
Fucking good man. I know it's 4chan so the typical canned, pre-made answer to you saying that is supposed to be "lelel just kill urself m8", but legit some of us have been through that and made it out. It sucks. But it's beatable.

I'm glad so many anon's were being cool and you werent just blocking them out. Ill be thinking a little bit higher of this shit hole after today.

op dibs on camerupt pls

>>25943604
i can guarantee im years older than you. bet you still live with parents and have no income. been graduated for 7 years now. dont worry youll catch up one of these days

>>25943605
CRAWDANAUT and Darmanitan would be fantastic please, one sec while i grab my FC

>>25943605
If no one claims the Greninja, otherwise I'd like the Taillow. You're a good person, anon.

>>25943604
If someone wants to kill themselves let them. If you're that weak that you'd take your own life you don't need to be here. In the end all this guy wants is attention he never planned to do it in the first place. Everyone in this thread is a sheep who got suckered into a sob story.

>>25943622
Yeah dude XD wake up sheeple! Youre buying into this guys scheme to give away free shinies!!!


just let sheeple be sheeple amirite? haha lol!

>>25943575
I guess I've never really had this kind of support. I'll probably feel shitty again soon but if I can keep my head up until things get better I'll be fine

>>25943614
>>25943618 Pick one, Anon.
>>25943621

Doing in this order

>>25943579
>>25943587
Consider getting yourself checked for that edge.

>>25943549
There are more people who will support you than you might realize bro, don't let the reputation of this board or any other on 4chan fool you. Most are just acting the hate machine for which this place is known.
Good luck finding your way anon.

>>25943622
My thoughts exactly. people need to quit whining and accept that life inst all peaches and rainbows. If you cant handle that then get out. Only the strong survive.

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>>25943587

>>25943622

true but if all he wanted is to talk to someone then most of us here don't mind doing so

>>25943622
>>>/trash/
You're the only one who needs to kill himself ITT

>>25943616
If you can guarantee that I'd say that's pretty sad.

>>25943622
And I don't care if he's serious or not. I didn't lose or gain anything for doing this.

Fucking nihilists make me sick.

>>25943629
sir you are msitaken, this isnt reddit so please would you kindly redirect yourself to that cesspool

>>25943574
Still on? Tell me your IGN and I'll trade you Ravioli

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>>25943278
Do you have functional arms and legs?

If so, you might not need to kill yourself fully. Commit spiritual suicide and offer your body up as volunteer work for those that need you. Noone is perfect, but that means that noone is perfectly bad either.

>Shuppet grows by feeding on dark emotions, such as vengefulness and envy, in the hearts of people. It roams through cities in search of grudges that taint people.

the fags who want op to kill himself are dicks

>>25943632
Crawdanaut it is then

Thank you, sweet prince

>>25943650
Jason. I promise not to actually eat it.

>>25943653
Eh, thats pretty typical 4chan banter honestly. In all seriousness, the fact that some people legitimately went out of their way for some anonymous support is very unlike 4chan.

I'm glad it even lasted as long as it did before the shitposting. Still proud.

>>25943622
The only one weak here is you. If you seriously cannot fathom that proclaiming suicide should be approached in a gentle manner befitting human nature you should get help yourself mate. I'd hang out with a "weakling" like OP any day than spend a second with edgelords like you.

>>25943634
>someones using harsh but true words
ooowww the edge

>>25943641
telling the weak to give up like the lowly animal they are is a right given to the strong. quit acting so pretentious and liek you care for this person you've never met. At the end of the day he wasn't going to do it because he's weaker than weak. cowards survive but they never live.

>>25943644
loosing or gaining anything isn't the point. If he wanted to die then let him. No need to try and act like you care for a stranger on the internet.

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>>25943579
>>25943587
>>25943616
>>25943622
>>25943635

lmao anon

Do you have any shiny left Op? I can give you my shiny Durant.

>>25943614
You're up! Just start the trade

>>25943650
Thanks again, man. Hope you find something. Enjoy the Chilli.

>>25943664
>edgelords
gotta throw around those trigger words because you can't come up with a decent rebuttal.

I once thought of suicide and kept to myself. Decided I want to live for me and the people I careabout not because people i've never met nor will ever talk to again told me not to do it. I decided on my own. OP is weak and never would have went through with it. Everyone here saying "don't do it" truly dont give one shit about OP. they just think theyre doing good in the world but in reality youre not. Patting yourself on the back gets you no where, OP has to decide whether its worth living or not. And since he was persuaded by strangers it means he never intended to follow through. It was just a weak attempt at a cry for help. Hes going to get no where in life he he only relies on others. you have to accept your own personal strength and thrive, not coattail and "live"

I would love one of the shiny, don't care which.

ok op hold on

>>25943665
Everyone ITT is calling you an edgy retard. What does that tell you? What don't you understand?

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>>25943632
OP, out of gothitelle, seismitoad, or azumarill which is your favorite?

ITT
fags who think they're doing gods work but in reality don't give a shit about you.

>>25943673
Yes let me do these trades and I'll inform you
>>25943685
Same for you

>>25943682
(^:

>>25943688
ITT is people just trying to justify to themselves that they matter when in the end it's op's decision. People need to stop treating this situation like they saved a life he was never going to do it

>>25943688
It means he's just a strong warrior who rebels against the hivemind that is 4chan! Silly sheeple, only the strong survive!! Haha :)

>>25943691
I will not let you, Anon.

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>>25943632

OP if you feel as if you need an attitude change, I would highly recommend joining the Airforce. It will teach you discipline and you will get to see the world. Suffering is necessary to make us stronger. Explore religion and philosophy. Catholicism saved me from a depressing life of self loathing.

>>25943665
Must be tough living in a world where no one likes you. Remove yourself from this board if this is how much you care about its community.

>>25943698
:^)

>>25943698
Sure thing, I'll be waiting

>>25943708
this has nothing to do with its community and this is 4chan where the hell do you think youre at?

>>25943703
le epic maymay Xd xD

>>25943665
>your words
>true words

Look, I don't know if you're serious because, where do you think we are? But if you really think like this you're absolutely delusional. You have nothing to gain from joking about suicide or speaking your "harsh but true" words. If someone actually does kill themselves after a thread like this, you wouldn't know what was lost. Because in your sheer ignorance you pushed someone over the brink with your eyes closed. If you can't know if something's genuine, approach in a manner which prevents any harm.

>>25943701
If it's OP's decision why are you faggots telling him to do it? Hypocrisy at it's finest.

>>25943654
You're up, just send the request

Lovely Mii by the way

>>25943704
Shiny for shiny is just fair anon. Would you prefer Xerneas, or Deoxys?

Glad to see theres a few others here that share my views. OP dont be a bitch, you never planned on doing it just go talk to some friends and hang out with them.

Everyone in this thread youre not a saint. Stop parading like your a prophet and that you saved a life.

>>25943704
Yo you got any left?

Also don't an hero blah blah blah

god this thread went to shit. Asshoels telling people to kill themselves, people thinking they saved a life. fucking shit fest in tis finest.
never change vp

>>25943731
>Everyone in this thread youre not a saint. Stop parading like your a prophet and that you saved a life.

>Projecting this hard

No one was even remotely acting like that. The fact that you innately think that this is a hidden response of everyone says more about your sorry ass than anything.

>>25943730
Anon please keep your shinies

>>25943278
hey OP just come out and say it you never intended to do this and you jsut needed someone to talk to. you're giving these people false visions of being good people but they need to be put in thier place. theyre all scum like me and just want to convince themselves that theyre good people.

>>25943743
Fine, no shinies, but if you still have that Gyrados I'd like it.

Does anyone have the event shiny xerneas/yveltal that I can clone?

why not just make this a shiny trade thread? havent had one for those in like a year.

>>25943742
everyone was. saying they cared. the hell you do. you dont give a fuck about a random stranger you just wanna stroke your own dick and feel good about yourself.

>>25943755
I vote this, everyone stop talking about the kys shit and just move on. I too would be interested in a legit shiny yveltal.

Holy shit the edge in this thread.
Why do you retards assume that anyone telling OP not to do it is doing so to feel better about themselves? Not everyone is a shit eating edgelord like you, normal people care about other people, even more when they have something in common with them. Did you forget we're all in the same board? Or that some may have been through this before too? OP is not a complete stranger. If you dont care about people that's fine, but there's a difference between that and telling someone to go through with an hero.

>>25943753
Will do, have a few trades first

>>25943654
Thanks Anon! I really didn't wan't you to do that

>>25943727
he he, thanks

>>25943767
we do though, anon. every single life matters, including yours.

If you quit, we're all going to miss out on you. And we don't want that. you might as well tell us the best joke ever, make the best shitpost, make the best showderp set we've ever seen. If you die, all that will be gone. Please reconsider it, I'm begging you.

>>25943779
No you never have nor ever will meet op. you truly dont give one fuck about him. if he killed himself you wouldnt think about it. you wouldnt mourne him. if he wants to kill himself let him. its that simple.

>>25943755
I have them, but are you going to do a giveaway? I'd be more than happy to trade you then.

>>25943727
sending request now

>>25943767
Yes, humans are innately programmed for sympathy. It's in our design. I realize your try to act contrarian for the sake of rebelling against these "silly simple minded plebs", but we're literally designed for that as a species. In fact, its a rating of intelligence.

Also, since you clearly need a brush up.. "care" is not some binary. It's a scale. I'm sure in a week no one in this thread will care, but do they have some part of them that doesn't like the idea of someone killing themselves? Sure. And if they could POTENTIALLY stop it with just a few words? Why not try. There's literally nothing to lose.

That doesn't somehow translate into parading around like a saint. Maybe in your head it does, but thats on you, brother. Not them.

>>25943767
If we didn't care we would be doing what you're doing.

>>25943751
We also said we didn't care if he was doing it for attention or whatever. If he just wanted to talk, that's cool.

As for us doing this to feel good about ourselves, I wasn't.

ITT: OP ruses us to distribute fake shinies.

>>25943782
HOLY SHIT

Are you TEx?

Damnit I traded to the wrong person I'm sorry

I'll gladly take either Zigzagoon or Poochyena off your hands and treat it with love.

>>25943812
omg :( i am distraught :( DARMANITAN IT IS THEN

>>25943621
Still on? Adding

>>25943278
Yo OP is poochyena still available?

>>25943849
They were taken I'm sorry. I'm almost out, So I will trade with the ones who have requested and then see if I have any left

>>25943812
t-thanks OP,

maybe it is i, who should anhero now

>>25943698
>>25943685
any update?

>>25943860

Everything will be fine, Anon

Check em

>>25943848
I am.

>>25943793
(You)

>>25943870
Trading the Greninja and the Gyarados and then I will go straight to you and the other Anon

It will take a bit, sorry

>>25943860
That's your decision Anon.

Hope you make the right choice.

>>25943928
Damnit

Obviously that isn't me

>>25943857
Aight, let me know if you have any mons up for trade.

>>25943860
Nothing is wrong, everything is a problem

>>25943915
(Us)

>>25943915
Not even going to merit that with a response.

>>25943934
Damn it stop!

>>25943753
Sorry it took so long, adding now

oh no you became a trip fag on us rip op we hardly knew ye

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>>25943278
We're not retarded.

We know you're just a sad loser desperate for attention who is really too pussy to actually kill yourself.

>>25944020
Youre trying too hard.

>>25943673
>>25943685
I have a 5iv Skarmory, 2iv Simisage, Latias and Taillow

>>25943990
Trade request sent

>most of them aren't even mine
>muh suicide

>>25944036
I love life. And I'm strong and know what I want to do in it. Not a weak little man who needs attention to assure myself that I matter to someone!

>>25943922
Thank you, you awesome person. Sent my luv... disc your way.

Can I grab your Skarmory, OP?

>>25944083
Sure can adding

>>25943990
Thanks OP! Hope you enjoy the HA

>>25943673
>>25943870
>>25943944
First come first serve to this comment
2iv Simisage, Latias and Taillow

>>25944133
I can take Taillow off your hands.

>>25944037
tripfags have been ass blasted since day one. you'd know that if you didn't just find /vp/ on a kotaku article

>>25944157
Again. Trying too hard.

>>25944083
(^': I will cherish this Eevee

>>25944133
Can I have Latias please

>>25944133
Thanks, N8.
I hope you don't go through with it.

>>25944156
Adding; just start the trade when I come online

>>25944193
Gonna need FC

What shinies are left?

>>25944182
Don't even care if this Skarm is (^':. That Eevee's 100% legit -- I'm saved outside the Name Rater.

>>25944228
I was saying it warmed my heart, Anon

>>25944211
I'm Malin in game, just for reference.

>>25944224
Simisage

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>>25944246
OH.
Well.
Did I mention I lack basic ceading romprehension?

>>25944222
Yeah about that, I'm still on my way home and don't have my 3DS with me right now. Mind if you hold it for me? It won't take long.

>>25944319
Sure Anon. At least comment with IGN so no one steals it

>>25944246
Take care
of yourself.

>>25944361
You as well, Anon. Thank you

Thanks for the Taillow OP, I'll take good care of it and might even join me on my trip through Sum & Moon if the Pokemon Bank allows me to send it over early.

>>25944349
Thanks, OP. I'll get back to you asap.

>>25944385
No problem!

>>25944379
I've been lurking in this thread since the beginning of it. You're a great person. Don't an hero next, we still have Gen 7 and the NX to come out. All the shit that'll come out that you'd miss. How VR will become real.
Keep going for our sakes.

>>25944418
Thanks, Anon. I really wasn't expecting this from /vp/, which is fine. Just having people giving encouraging thoughts made me feel better, for the moment at least. I just need to get motivated and go get help.

>>25944533
Just go talk to one of those hotlines online. They'll appreciate not having to deal with an angsty teenage girl with daddy issues for once.
Hope you make it, anon. Thanks for this.

Don't do it!

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>going to an hero
>not even a pokemon master yet
lmao y tho
hav u forgottn ur drem?

>>25944957
Simisage

>>25944989
Yes. This thread was made three hours ago

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>>25945030

Don't an hero OP. You're a great person who's meant to leave his mark on earth in more substantial ways than trading his shiny Pokemon.

>>25943278
Fuck you OP. I bet you're in a better situation than me right now. My mother is dead and half my body is paralysed. I'd probably give anything to be in your shoes and yet you're going to throw it all away. Suck a dick.

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Added you op
I have no friends
I would like to make a friend
And it sounds like you need one right now

>>25944349
OP, sorry for the wait. I added you just now.
FC: 4656-8515-7761

>>25945258
Added and ready

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>>25943278
Why would you an hero when Sun and Moon hasn't come out yet? Think about all the new Pokemon you'll miss out on.

>>25945129
You think thats bad, you privileged scum? Two thirds of my body are paralyzed, my mother is dead and my father is missing. I live under a pier and need constant medical help. I built my ds and computer with my only hand, lost the other when fighting my mother for a loaf of bread.
Tell me again how bad your life is

>>25945533
Did you kill your mother for the bread?

>>25943278

Nah man, not worth it. There are tons of worse people out there, deliberately so. Evil people, definite scum, and they decide to keep going regardless.

You see, I don't know how shit you are, but you can't be that much. Pick a single hour of the day and for this hour, try not to be a useless piss'o'shiet at least for yourself (if neeting is your problem). Working well enough for me.

Try and remember old pleasures and understand why an heroing yourself would be a waste. We are all going out anyway, why make it shorter and bitter? Enjoy the view, don't martirize yourself for bullshit, you can't be that horrible,learn to laugh at the absurd and keep up. Or laugh that you can't laugh at the absurd, you know.

Now that you are giving away your pokeymen, that might be a good opportunity to see old games you havent played and just have something to look after in the mean time, I dunno.


I don't know wo you are, how amerifat or whatever but hopefully you can chill a little and realize there's might not be much to be startled about, so try not to hurt yourself in confusion.

See ya.

>>25945533

...You built your ds? Story time, yes?

>>25943557
Done it
Not a very good substitute for an hero
Now i have the will to live but i will deal with pain and health problems for the rest of my life due to years of malnourishment
And the only reason i have the will to live is because of the slight chance that as an engineer i will come up with something that will benefit the future of the planet. Humans are a fucking plague and existence is redundant and generally pointless

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>>25943705
>cathlocism
>saved me from a life of self loathing

Make up your mind anon

Can i have Gengar? Would be much appriciated

>>25946877
FC = 2810 - 1503 - 8278

>>25946877
All out. I'm sorry anon

>>25946902
Ahh, too bad, thanks anyway

>>25946902
I love you anon , please fuck my wet pussy right now !!?

>Expects me to believe he has a lugia AND a latias that he found shiny without soft resetting or anything

And the ones you IV bred probably used parents that were tampered with anyway so they're not legit shinies

With that out of the way

Don't kill yourself OP

ill take any shinies at all desu. fc is 2165-5120-2309

thanks OP, but seriously reconsider being an hero

>>25951682
im raze btw

>>25943278
Don't be an hero op also is Darmanitan still available?

>>25943349
>>25943349
>>25943349
>>25943349

>>25943682
>projecting
Also, no, people aren't just using buzzwords as a proxy to a real argument, "edgy" literally describes they way you are posting.

>>25943278
No amount of shinies are worth your life OP. Pls don't do it.

>>25943278
DON'T DO IT

You are a shiny yourself anon. Don't do it.

Don't do it OP. I was considering it too but if you think more about it, it's not worth it. You can always fix whatever problems you have, if it's motivation you need then go out and find it.

>>25945533
You fucking pussy, think you've got it bad? Three fourths of my body is completely paralyzed, my mother killed my father, went missing, and then died. I crawl into garbage trucks when the sun goes down because that's the only way I can shelter and feed myself. The only way I play pokemon is with scrap metal and dirty heroin needles using my single movable finger since the rest of them were either chewed off by stray dogs or removed when a seagull tore a hotdog out of my hand as I attended my mother's funeral.
Go fuck yourself, you privileged asshole