What the fuck did I just watch and why am I turned on? WHY P

What the fuck is this? Is this a thing now?

oh i like this girls videos desu la, real relaxing
*takes bite out of sammich*
real tiddy monster too

Strange. Feelings.

What is AMSR? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS VIDEO

>>25926155
>that post
You monster

>>25926067
"Ssss... Giovanni's Persian. I just love it."

Why is this so erotic?!

Is this suppose to be like erotic? Is this like porn for deaf people?

>>25926198
It's a shitty fetish with toxic followers.

>>25926288
Yes. But the people who fap to it refuse to admit it for some reason, so they call it "relaxation" instead.

So this bitch gets free shit just so she can rub down on it and whisper? and women have the nerve to complain.

I'm going to be honest I'm a little creeped out. I'm looking at her other videos where she is like whisper and making wet noises and clicking sounds with her mouth. This is legit creepy shit. And she has a ton of subs for something this weird.

>>25926198
People whispering, talking softly and making some noises wheater it's tapping or anything really
I watch those video everything night to help me sleep and forget about my shitty life

>>25926336
All women aren't prostitutes.

>>25926347
It's one of the creepier fetishes out there. And I've seen some weird shit.

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So ASMR is like a fetish?

>>25926389
Yes.

I hate this ASMR shit.

Its so FORCED. I know what they're going for but you can't force that stuff.

So, how the fuck do you guys store your cards?

I have all 1000 in a tin right now. Are there binders big enough?

Honestly can't think of a way that sits well with me.
Binders make resorting difficult especially when you get new ones, and just leaving them piled up is painful as I want to look at them.

>>25926479
Can you make a video and whisper to us?

>>25926389
The Japanese term for ASMR is literally "Sound fetish"
https://youtu.be/erSzOziXJQI

You have to be one lonely fuck to enjoy this.

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>All these fucking casuals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wUDTkOzLQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw9FfZgq2Ro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twp_7g0Mrps

>>25926882
>ear cleaning asmr
Ah yes, I love feeling like a million tiny cats are clawing at my eardrums

>>25926067
I can't tell if it was a parody channel she started for laughs or a real grab at youtube money first, but it's clearly both now.

>>25926067
It's not because of the cards. It's just ASMR.

>>25926882
These disgust me a lot less, because at least they're open about being pornographic. It's the "ASMR is nothing sexual!" creeps that give me the heebies.

>>25926882
>that first one
when i found that I fell in love

>>25926198
>>25926356
>>25926389
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLU3ap8aNI8

sorry

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I hate noises, ASMR is the worst for me.

>>25926836
>"Sound fetish"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnnJ-sA0LLI

>tfw actually do relax with ASMR
I mean yeah it's definitely a fetish for people not gonna deny that with how many people don't even try to hide it but still I didn't think this place hated it.

So that tingling felling you randomly get is a fetish now.
Fuck this gay planet.

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>>25929018
When the tingles slip down your spine to your dick, yes

>>25926117
This has been a thing for a long time now friendo.

>>25926067
>mfw I am just watching the video because of the GYM cards
I don't even like ASMR videos, they are slow as shit, but I really would love some sort of reprint on gym heroes/challenge, because I missed it and now it is almost impossible to get the cards at a reasonable price.

>>25926389
Only if Bob Ross is a fetish.

The fuck is that white shit on her hand

>>25926067
I still have my red card book. Opening it dosnt make me hard, I get really pumped up to kick someones ass.

Im determined to get off to ASMR one of these days though.

>>25926067
Heh, I feel it. It's the auditory stimulus. You can almost actually feel the sensation of touch. It's really strange. Gets my heart beating though.

God dammit now I want to get into the pokemon tcg

>>25929250
Well I don't like it.

>>25931862
Paint

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>>25926067
i will like im going to die from theses videos
it's not a nice feeling

>>25932872
i fucked up my post
my life is over

>every single video
>fucking whispering

This is so creepy.

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Aw sweet an ASMR threa-

>why the whispering?
>isn't this porn
>creepy as shit

o-oh

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I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN THEY GET CLOSE AND IT FEELS LIKE THEY ARE RIGHT BY YOUR EAR PLEASE NO

Literally didn't know this existed until this thread and I've gotta say I feel super fucking relaxed. Like I could literally feel my muscles loosen and my body just relax fucking Christ I'm going to sleep like a baby tonight. Thanks guys

>>25926155
you're fucked

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>>25926067
I'm cringing so hard right now, I might turn into a Möbius strip any second now.

>>25926347
agreed on the creepy part. Feels weird how we're somehow in the minority for this response on unease

>>25926479
Buy cheap large ring binder, buy 9pocket card sleeves in bulk congrats one card storage folder

>>25931738
Bob Ross didn't whisper like a creep, or ate chicken in front of a microphone.

>>25929018
There are ASMR videos that is just some girl eating chicken right next to the camera, and others thst are supposed to simulate a woman scraping plaque off your teeth. Please explain how those are relaxing, and not outright fetish shit.

>>25933050
I actually like asmr and this whispery bullshit is the worst possible combination of creepy, way too common, and completely missing the point.