You're in the pokemon center when this guy floats up and

>>25874463
cry

>Snorunt used Powder Snow

>>25874463
That's a big kitty for me :3

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I just throw my freeze pop at him and then watch him drop dead.

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REREREREEEEEEEEE GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE AND DON'T SLAP THAT GIRL I WAS STALKING

>>25874621
But you're intimidated so your throw is weakened, and fling doesn't do that much damage anyway.

Plus I doubt anyone on /vp/ has a high attack stat.

>>25874666
>attack
>not using special attack

>>25874660
kek

Go cloyster, use ice shard

>>25874463

That pokemon trio was a mistake

>>25874765
>throwing a piece of ice
>special attack
Yeah let me just have Weavile use Nasty Plot so it can kill Landorus with Ice Shard.

>>25874463
Throw ice cubes at it.

>>25874463
Prep him.

>>25875453
Duh Focus Sash

>>25874463
Dump the ice in my drink on him and watch as he has a heart attack.

>>25874666
Wouldn't the girlfriend be intimidated not me?

Is a threesome an option?

>>25874463
Why did he slap his own ass? :^)

>>25874666
4 pops should be enough for him to drop dead anyway

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>>25874463
send out my choice specs timid hp ice lando-t

>>25874463
I'm pretty sure she's dead now

splash several hot cups of water on him in succession, hoping to burn if not kill him

>>25874463

Bend over and allow him to ravage my asshole with his mighty knot.

>>25874463
well I WOULD just Ice punch with Metagross
but you know it's going to be scarfed
there is literally no reason you are not going to put a scarf on this and earth/rock/u-turn spam
literally the only other thing would be life orb

Blizzard.

Suck his dick and make lewd faces and sounds

>>25879518
It also runs defensive sets with rocky helmet/leftovers + stealth rock.
Unless you only play VGC, then you only see offensive variants.

>>25879518
if it's scarfed just send out a zapdos with substitute and roost it can pp stall it in a few turns
trust me it works

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You're in the pokemon center when this guy bounces up and slaps your girl's ass, what do?

Keep in mind he's Timid with 315 Speed and has Protean

>>25880593
Ask him to slap my ass. HARD.

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>>25880394
>>25875498
>>25875200
>>25874879
>>25874621
You carefully take a closer look at his tail. You notice this being wrapped around it. You angered him. He proceeds to to create small edges stones that could easily kill a man with no effort and throw them in all directions.

>>25874529
-1 252 Atk Snorunt Powder Snow vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Landorus-T: 4-12 (1.2 - 3.7%) -- possibly the worst move ever

>>25874463
Nothing, he is just slapping air.

Get my gf to use avalanche on him

Probably cry since my girlfriend just broke up with me after 3 years, or punch the crap out of him for rubbing it in.

>>25874463
I probably out speed him since a natural earthquake can only effect me if I am living in fucking under developed shit zones like mexico

>>25880640
>powder snow
>physical

>>25874765
>special attack
*tips fedora*

>>25880640
You went full retard.

>>25880634
Is this a trainer's pokemon?

Otherwise it wouldn't have access to focus band, and therefore your edgy add-on sucks dick.

Even at -1, Sash Mamoswine 2HKOs with Ice Shard.

-1 252 Atk Mamoswine Ice Shard vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Landorus-T: 196-232 (61.4 - 72.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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Get intimidated and back off

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>>25874463
>Shiny-Landorus-Therian.png

>>25880689
wat