>http://randompokemon.com/ >set pokemon to 1 >gener

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Ha

>Garbodor

No match for me!

I will get f*cked..

Palkia...

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Well that was easy.

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How fuckerd am I?

>pineco

Anon used Kick.
It's super effective.

>>25872945
Dude will throw boulders at you but he's a manlet so you got this

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I can do this, right?

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i'll probably survive, but there is still the fact i have to fight a 0.5m bug

>>25872928
>easy

Sure, I'm sure a creature capable of shooting lightning would be easy.

>Meganium

As far as starters go, this is the best I could hope for.

Assuming there's debris in the area and I can get on the back by tricky human jumps, I can maybe try to break it in. It's just a soft, squishy plant-horse with a neck ripe for some chokeholds.

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>>25872952
>bug resists fighting
>pineco can take physical hits and blow itself up taking you down
Nice try

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I stand a chance, r-right?

>Joltik

I could probably just step on it

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>greaser monkey
I could take him.

>Relicanth
Time to punch a fish in the face.

>>25873060
you gon get raped nigga

Its like a little dog or something, I can prolly kick it

>>25873060
Spread those cheeks, boy.

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Well, fuck.

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Pancake here, reporting in.

>>25873013
Yeah it's called rubber anon and it's a fish, I live on land, what's it gonna do, flail?

>>25873060
>>25873107
Better hope you have to fight them on land

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Well, it was nice knowing you guys. ;_;
You can have my computer and 3DS.

>Gallade
Well, I'm fucked. If that nigga is merciful and doesn't just behead me with those crazy arms, he'll just fuck my head up with some Psychic-bullshit.

>>25872890
>Croagunk
I'm fine as long as it doesn't poison me

>Murkrow

I might not come away unscathed, but I think I could win.

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Well, fuck.

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Poisonous and it can hit harder everytime it charges thanks to speed boost, it's 3'11 so it could probably do some damage if the fight drags on. I suppose I could give it a few swift kicks to the eye while it's still slow as molasses but yeah after 4 or 5 minutes I think I'm fucked.

>>25873194
>fug

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>>25873103
trade you

>Gallade
I got this.

>>25873201

>push it over

>Golem

Hopefully I'll be able to spit on it before it goes Jihad

>>25873248
I can't believe I didn't think of that.

The best solution is the easiest, as they say.

>Hardy Audino
Sweet! I levelled up!

>Aggron
Well fuck

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Just stay away from the water and throw rocks and shit at it.
Or just start polluting the planet until everything in the ocean dies.

can I survive fight, or am I fucked?
probably fucked.

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>>25873338
forgot image

>>25873338
>>25873351
that thing is going to fuck you up

>>25873338
>>25873351
I can tell you from my doujinshis that it'll go a helluva lot easier if you just don't resist

>>25873338
Depends.

Can you survive multiple stab and bite wounds from a walking shark?

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Fuck

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>death by every disease known to man
Super fucked.

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Fucked

I got a relaxed snover.If ice shard doesn't impale me I could just light it on fire for an easy win

>Fletchling

PULL!

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I'm ok with it

>Carbink

I need a hammer or something

>Braixen
I will rape it into submission

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Please never forget me.

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I've got this.

>Altaria
Maybe I could beat it to death with a wooden plank.

>>25873611
give it fire. or throw rocks at... hahaha your fucked

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well, fuck bees

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>>25875643
I agree fuck bees

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I'll probably get my ass kicked

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l think l could take it

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>>25875675
S-sauce?

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I mean I'm probably fucked but I've never realised how great this guys animations are

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I'll try to milk it before I die.

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I can run and hide before he fully awakens right?

>>25875675
ITS

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Oh shit...

>>25876689
HIP

>>25876772
TO

>>25876779
BE

>>25876792
SQUARE

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I'd be fine.

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Oh shit

http://randompokemon.com/sprites/animated/166.gif

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It's a walking stomach. With enough time I could give it an ulcer.

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>They use their psychic power to attack enemies that invade their territory.
Welp im dead.

>>25876802

I wonder what's the taste

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I'l UNOWN all my pokémon if lose!
Ba-dum tssssss

>Lickilicki
M-maybe it will get vertigo before finishing me off?

>>25873331
>your face when it just snipes you to death from the water

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Eh I could use some ice cream.

>>25876802
You can't beat yourself?

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rip

>>25872890
>Sceptile
I will grill this fucker and shit him out. Mark my words.

>>25873060
>>25872993
>>25872928
>>25873107
>>25873194
>>25873201
>>25873331
>>25873427
>>25873530
>>25873611
>>25876733
>>25876802
>>25876831
>>25876922
Stick your dick in it.

>>25877551
I'd be dead far before I'd be able to fug Fug.

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>>25877571
Did I stutter?

>>25877551
Regice is pure, and not for lewds.

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FUCK

XDDDDDD

sunkern [literally first try]

>>25879539

ok... second try and reshiram... fug...

>>25879546

vulcanion =_=;

FORGIVE ME SUNKERN!

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What should i get written on my tombstone?

>>25879564

kek in piece

>>25876802
Basically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ddLpHci8hY

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>Bold Patrat

Just give me a hammer and the battle will probably be over in a few minutes.

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Hopefully it'll faint itself with take down before it gets me.

>Quirky Crawdaunt
He's gonna kill me, but in a XD RANDUM way. Probably cut me up and feed me to pirate waffle zombies or something.

>>25879613
>Patrat used Hypnosis!

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I think we'd have a hard time hurting each other, but with enough time and a screwdriver I might make it.

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i'm just happy i don't get to see it's 100% form. nice knowing ya anyway

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>>25873530

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Well shit

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>Mostly Tackling and Biting attacks
>14.3 lbs
>1'00" in height
I could just kick this thing away whenever it tried to attack. The sad thing is that its super effective.

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SHIT WHERE'S MY POKEBALL

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looks pretty frail, I could probably survive with a few scratches

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yeah i'm fucked

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>>25872890
I run at it to perform a soccer kick
>it explodes

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Seems easy enough.