>tfw your favourite pokemon sucks You'll be redeemed

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Can still do somewhat okay in OU when used right, but one day will the one true god... Lord Basculin reign supreme in VGC without having to be in his ultimate form Kyogre.

>>25815410
>he thinks he's got it bad
At least Electivire is usable

>>25815410
Wasn't Electivire OU in Gen 4? I don't follow metagame that close now.

>>25815420
It was

>>25815421
>>25815420
key word being "was"

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SAY MY NAME

SAY IT

>>25815410
>Magmortar and Electivire got Vital Spirit as hidden ability from the Dream World
>Electivire had the chance to get Mold Breaker / Intimidate / Moxie instead
>Magmortar had the chance to get Flash Fire / Sniper / No Guard or Competitive in Kalos
Blame Gen 5.

>>25815454
Heatmor is really your favorite pokemon?

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>>25815486
>moxievire

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>Tfw your favourite Pokemon is a stage 1 cutemon that will never, ever be viable

>>25815524
>how to fuck it
ebin
That's a test often used to check if there's problems. There's only going to be discomfort if something's wrong with your wrist.

>>25815529
You aren't going to fool me stranger on the internet.

>>25815524
>tfw this is one of the main reasons i play pmd

At least I can tell base stats to fuck off there

>>25815488
Yes, but it sucks major dick competitively.

>>25815454
Heatmor!
>>25815488
It's not my favorite, but it's breddy good.
I can see why it'd be his favorite.

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>>25815410
>tfw no evo

>>25815567
Of course it doesn't have an evolution. It is literally a Dodo. How is it supposed to find time to evolve when people keep eating it?

>>25815571
Dodos tasted like shit, though.

>>25815593
Doesn't change that Farfetch'd is food and food doesn't evolve.

>>25815593
This. If it didn't taste like shit, they probably would have been bred and would still be around.

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When your Poison/Dark Mega turns up, they'll see....they'll all see!!!!!

>>25815600
Ice cream, cherries and cotton candy evolves.

>>25815609
>Implying anybody eats those retarded Pokemon

>>25815614
Slowpoke is eaten too, and magikarp in the anime. And they never evolve, right?

>>25815621
People only eat Slowpoke tails and Magikarp is literally the most common Pokemon in the world. Farfetch'd is immensely rare and delicious.

>>25815628
Explain again why you think that would affect its ability to evolve, because I've honestly lost track of this stupid argument.

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>>25815524
>>25815529
>>25815536
You people are actually stiff enough that this hurts?

Damn. Move a little.
Next you'll be telling me you can't do this.

>>25815636
Well that's probably because you're autistic not because of the argument but okay. Farfetch'd is rare and delicious so when people do find them they eat them which inhibits its ability to evolve as evolving generally takes time. Time that is drastically and suddenly cut short when people barbecue it.

>>25815605
This is cool af

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>tfw going from OU to UU to RU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y983TDjoglQ&feature=youtu.be&t=47s

>>25815646
I literally sat here staring at your post for a few moments.
Do you know what kind of evolution Pokemon references? It's not Darwinian stuff, it's really more like metamorphosis.
Just because one caterpillar doesn't make it to butterfly stage, doesn't mean a safe one shouldn't have the possibility to.

>>25815692
Have you ever played a Pokemon game? Literally every gen has newly discovered evolutions of Pokemon from previous gens. Farfetch'd doesn't, and by a crazy coincidence Farfetch'd is immeasurably rare and according to the Pokedex delicious. Stop being retarded anon.

>>25815692
If caterpillars were delicious I imagine significantly fewer caterpillars would make it to the butterfly stage.

>>25815664
>Wanting my bro in OU
I like him on my RU team, don't fuck this up for me.

>>25815707
Yes, but they'd be able to.
>>25815703
Okay, you caught me. I am retarded.
10/10 bait, would fall for again.

>>25815712
My point is, maybe Farfetch'd does have an evolution, maybe it doesn't. We will never know because it is food. And yes you are retarded, this is incredibly simple stuff friend. The fact you are pulling this angry skeptic routine on a dedicated Pokemon board is a sure fire sign that you have autism.

>>25815415

Shitmon, competitively inviable, ugly. Just a worthless piece of shit pokemon that deserves everything it gets.

>>25815491
fuck this made me hard and i'm not op

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>>25815454
>I actually forgot its name

>>25815725
>maybe Farfetch'd does have an evolution, maybe it doesn't
The point that I was trying to make was that I was sad that my favorite did not have an evolution. The reson for that is clearly because Gamefreak consider it a joke.
You stated that it wouldn't have one because people were eating it, that it was a dodo.
I just pointed out that people didn't eat dodos, because they tasted like shit.
Next, you stated that it was food, and that food doesn't evolve.
Someone else pointed out three Pokemon also based on food that evolve.
You questioned if anyone ate those Pokemon.
Someone else mentioned Pokemon that are confirmed eaten and evolve.
You pointed out that one wasn't entirely eaten and the other was common, while Farfetch'd was tasty and rare.
Someone else asked why you think that would effect its ability to evolve.
You called him autistic and stated that individual Farfetch'd would often be eaten before they got the opportunity to evolve.
I pointed out what kind of evolution it was, because I thought you meant that they couldn't evolve without thousands of years of breeding, and cited an example of an animal that often is killed before it can "evolve," because individuals that do survive can "evolve."
You stated that Farfetch'd can't evolve because of its rareness, once again.
I finally noticed that it's bait.
Now, you say that Farfetch'd may have an evolution or it may not, and that we will never know because it's food.
What the fuck are you saying? My ingame Farfetch'd isn't food. I don't eat it. There is no good lore reason why it can't evolve, other than that it doesn't have an evolution. There is nothing keeping Gamefreak from giving it one, other than the fact that they don't want to.

Are you retarded? This is amazing. Honestly the best bait that I've ever come across, simply because that, even near certain that it's bait, I wrote up a huge reply.

>>25815795
I even ran out of space.
Good job, you're hit that sweet spot between "Too Dumb To Be True" & "Not Dumb Enough To Get Replies."

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>>25815524
>tfw your favorite is a legendary pokemon

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>tfw your 2nd favorite pokemon sucks and is the most hated starter in the fanbase

Yes Samy is my second favorite, my favorite is actually Flygon but already got chucked from ever getting a mega so I don't want to talk about it . At least Samy might get some use if fucking Shell Smash was in it's movepool somewhere....

>>25815821
Emboar is way worse imo but both are absolute cancer.

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>>25815454
It had a lot of potential but it fell short
>pure fire type
>found late in games
>average abilities at best
>movepool is lackluster with Giga Drain giving it a niche being its only unique thing
>mediocre stats
>same BST as Durant, the thing its meant to hunt
>said Durant has really good stats and is actually better than Heatmor

>tfw your favourite pokemon is usable

Thanks Marowak, Porygon2 and Magneton

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>>25815805
It can't be helped. Why'd they have to make it so gosh darn cute?

>>25815524
play little cup

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>tfw even its HA couldn't save it
Its a shame too because it has a great movepool.

>>25815836
One of my favorites in Torkoal, and I really think that we could both benefit from one thing.
White Smoke now stops self inflicted stat drops.
How would you feel?

>>25815857
Didn't the design team say that it's based off a boiler and that's why it has special access to Scald?

>Mega Emboar is a mini Volcanion fire/water special attacker

>>25815863
No, they never said that.

>>25815836
Should have been a bulkier special attacking counterpart to Durant

>>25815857
What emboar needs is drain punch so it can go for the "bulky" route. What it is right now is a Trick Room Infernape.

>>25815862
That would be nice, but i'm not sure what Heatmor would get out of it compared to Torkoals Shell Smash mischief.

>>25815897
>Overheat
>Super Power
It wouldn't be amazing, but it'd probably make UU.

>>25815905
Ah yeah, I forget it has superpower sometimes.
More likely RU but its a start

>>25815905
Next, we could round out its stats a bit.
85
97 +8
66 +9
105
66 +9
65
Total: 484 -> 510

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>>25815905
Heatmor doesn't get Overheat though. I call complete bullshit

>>25815939
Then let it learn Overheat. Movesets aren't set in stone.

>>25815748
competitively inviable? No, not in singles. Not with the right support. Ugly? I think you gonna reconsider that after he destroys you, it's the coolest fish in whole pokemon that deserves more.

>>25815942
Its not in it's movepool though. Which means that it can't be used on a moveset. And it's movepools that are set to stone until a new game is released.

>>25816210
Well, White Smoke doesn't also prevent self-inflicted statdrops.
If they changed that, they could give Heatmor one more move.