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>not wanting to hunt down wild rhyhorn and poach them for their horns
>not wanting to go on wailord hunting expeditions
>not wanting to be the head of a clauncher or clawitzer fishing boat
>not wanting to hunt, kill, and eat wild tauros, bouffalant, miltank
>not wanting to create a black market from donphan ivory
>not wanting to carve up dead clefairys for their ears
>not wanting to wear necklaces of eevee skulls
>not wanting to boil and roast swadloon or whirlipede
>not wanting to kill rare dragons for their wings and fangs
>not wanting to cut open an exploud's larynx and watch in satisfaction as it bleeds to death
>not wanting to scoop out the innards of an emboar and serve it for dinner
>not wanting to kill humanoids like gardevoir and lucario and sell their skeletons to museums
>not wanting to bathe bisharp and bronzong in acid and sell the resulting metal
>not wanting to shoot staraptors, pidgeots, girafarigs, or sawsbucks for sport
>not wanting to hunt down legendaries and sell every chunk for at least a mil each
>not wanting to sneer at trainers from the glory of the palace you got from illegal cash and extortion before butchering them and their pokemon
>not wanting to massacre pokemon rights activists or any tumblrities that get in your way since there's no real law enforcement in the pokemon world
the fuck's all this about love and friendship and kindness? if pokemon were real, you bet your ass I'd be profiting real fuckin good. pokemon are just animals anyway, killing them is no different than killing dogs or deer, as well as the niggerfaggots that bend over backwards to stick their head up their ass to help them
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>>25787825
wew lad
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>>25787825
wew lad
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a perfect candidate for team rocket recruitment
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>>25787825
Nah, I'm too lazy to be an edgelord.
I would be fine with my bro. Always huggable and would even make a good mount when it evolves.
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>>25788229
>posting your gay furry shit
Wew laddy
Also
>png
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>>25787825
wew lad
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>>25787825
wew lad
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>>25787825
wew lad
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>>25787825
>being THIS autistic
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>>25787825
This ability to be an edgy faggot on /vp/... I am positive that this anon was given these powers by the Sylveon Gundam, WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI
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>>25787825
wew lad
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>>25787825
ITT: If Pokemon was Monster Hunter
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>>25788620
wew lad
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If Pokemon were real, humans never would have been at the top of the food chain. They wouldn't last long enough to invent guns even.
The only reason there is still humans in the Pokemon world is because they venerate legendaries and are mostly friendly to the rest.
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>not wanting to boil and roast swadloon or whirlipede
ooh god damn I bet that's tasty
which pokemon do you think tastes the best?
think of all the meat you could get out of a kingler claw... ooh baby
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>>25787825
Wew lass.
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>>25788862
just like the dinosaurs right :)))))
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>>25788907
Only Abos eat bugs. Do you eat bugs? Are you an Abo?
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>>25787825
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>>25788920
>Dinosaurs
Dinosaurs didn't even exist at the same time as humans.
Go back to 1953.
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>>25788978
no, but your implication was that humans could have never existed if there was once a predator higher up on the food chain
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>>25788978
How do you explain the Flintstones then?
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>>25788997
I'm not even the same anon.
And I'm simply stating that dinosaurs died out because their bodies were inefficient.
And they didn't breathe fire, shoot psychic mind-bullets, and generally do all the shit that Pokemon do.
>>25789011
IT WAS ALL A HOAX
JUST LIKE THE MOON LANDING
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>>25789022
>>25788978
>>25788997
>>25788920
When are we getting a spinosaurus pokemon?????
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>>25787825
wew lad
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>>25789044
Dimetrodon with solar powered and/or grass type with chlorophyll is superior.
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