"Ash, Serena told me to come here. What? Sure, I can go

Everybody knows Ash is asexual.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hgWESg0a2E

>>25772757
Pokesexual, actually.
He just wants to ejaculate on an egg and be done with it.

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>Implying anyone would save herself for Clemont

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>>25773090
He gets to bang this qt next week

>>25772777
Then why hasn't he stuck his willy in that thirsty bitch Bayleef yet?

>>25773122
>qt
>also wears gigantic circular glasses

Well, he can keep her.

>>25773132
She has not laid an egg yet.
He just wants to jerk off on a freshly laid and still shell-less egg.

>>25773228
She does want the D though.

>>25773314
Oak probably helped her right?

>>25773405
That fucking old man. First convincing Red to go on a journey so he can fuck his mom and now Bayleef.

Bonnie would not know the word "rupture" or it's meaning

>>25773426
Bonnie is for hug not fug

>>25773426
So that's the thing that stands out to you as odd when you read that post

>>25773419
Every professor sends you out to collect pokémon for them to fug apparently

>>25774369
Birch doesn't do that though.
He's a true bro.

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>>25773426

>>25773228

>still shell-less egg

The fuck? Eggs have shells when laid.

>>25774369
>>25774445
Birch sends you with his son/daughter so YOU can fug.

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>>25772628
wow dude, I'm as pedo as they come and even I'm cringing from that
lay off the chinese cartoon porn a bit

>>25774515
Some eggs aren't totally calcified after leaving the female.