>Some faggots runs over to you and says "Hey, let's

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>go to local pokemon center
>"We hope to see you again!"
fuck you too bitch

That's Japanese writing for you.

>>25717070
>"Hey, thats a nice Pokemon you got there. Mind if I shit talk, engage you in a battle, and kick your ass?
>"ITSJUSTAPRANKBRO"

>be me
>be member of criminal gang
>stuck in the lowest rank (i'm not very good at my job)
>given one very important job
>i could be promoted if i do well
>find lost kid
>(easy money)
>he beats me with a charizard
>that's okay. i may have lost the battle but i haven't failed my job
>OH NO I HAVE DROPPED THE LIFT KEY

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>>25717249
lel

>>25717141
Why do the Japanese think women acting like cunts is amusing or endearing?

It's not. It's fucking obnoxious.

>>25717105
This, I always thought it was very awkward and passive-aggressive.

>Oh, you'll be back. We're sure of it.

>>25717249
should have spoiled that last line but 8/10 otherwise

>>25717070
>Walks across a patch of grass just to talk to you
>First thing she says is "Eek! Did you touch me?"

It's funny until you realize that probably 50% of women on any given college campus would do the exact same thing.

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>>25717404
JUST

>>25717284

They get more turned on when they break them in if they're obnoxious and mean.

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>>25717443
Please delete your pic and save this instead, between the demotivator image format and the watermark I can't bear to look at it.

I have a question, why do small children think its a good idea to fight trainers that have a full team of 6 legendaries?

>>25717602
It still makes me cringe hard.

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>>25717602
While I'm at it take this Pokémon-related cringe for free.

>>25717284
nips completely buckle if a woman even acknowledges their existence

>>25717614
Because they made eye contact. That's literally all that matters.

>>25717602
I wish I could kill babby Marx.

>>25717614
Do you know precisely what pokemon they have before battling them? If not, why should they know you have 6 legendaries?

>Johto trainers call for a rematch after Tangela is shredded by Lugia's Areoblast

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>>25717105
But Anon, what they mean by that is that they hope you manage to survive out there in the wilds with all of the monsters capable of mutilating your young, pre-teen (And young teen) body beyond recognition.

The fact that they would hope to see you again means just that. To see you in one piece.

That, and just common courtesy and politeness

>>25717770
that scamper back to the center must be horrifying after your initial blackout,

heck, that's probably why you're blacking out. anxiety attack.

>>25717923
No Pokemon to protect you. All alone in the savage wilds. That Scyther seems incredibly angry for some reason. Oh, watch out, almost pulled into a Victreebel and submerged in its digestive juices.

Oh no, Ursaring and Beedrill!

Are you a bad enough kid to survive?

>>25717249
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