You can now erase one and only one Pokemon from existence. It's evolutions (if it has any) will still remain. Which one do you choose?
Pic related, the only correct answer.
>>25690350
You already posted my pick. Good show.
>>25690350
No, anon. There is only one correct answer. You want to know what the correct answer is?
The answer isnone of them
>>25690350
Quilladin.
This
This dumb motherfucker. It's an unnecessary middle evo to an already stupid as shit line.
>>25690350
masquerain
fuck that stupid generic bug flying piece of shit.
:^)
>>25690350
Raichu. Hopefully with the lack of an evolution, Pikachu would become not useless.
Because seriously, the only Pokemon game so far where the fucking MASCOT hasn't been useless in comp is fucking Pokken.
>>25690402
How did you get that picture of me?
Gardevoir
>>25690350
Fucking draug some shit fuck that ugly ass nigga
>>25690403
Forgot pic
This Guy.
>>25690371
This.
It would be one of these two for sure. If I could, I would get rid of their whole lines.
>>25690466
hey fuck you
Wished it was more of a poison, fairy type styled plague doctor pokemon instead of this.
>>25690519
m-my bro
>>25690521
>>25690350
Feebas
>>25690371
Phione has literally no positive traits. It looks almost exactly like Manaphy and serves no purpose that Manaphy doesn't serve already. I don't think there's even an explanation to why Manaphy can breed but the others can't. You can't use it competitively because it's banned in VGC. It's moveset is utterly unremarkable, it doesn't even get Manaphy's signature move. You would almost never use one in-game since it requires a Manaphy to breed (which is already pretty hard to come by). They're completely worthless on the GTS because anyone who actually remembers this sack of shit already knows that they're better off just trying to get a Manaphy and breed their own. It's not exactly like Sinnoh was running low on legendary/mythical Pokemon either.
I'd say it is the only Pokemon that would be better off not existing at all.
LucarioFucking mary sue dog
>>25690350Your favorite pokémon
Darkrai. It is eternal torment to not be able to have him in every game. I'd rather he never exist.
Tranquil. It's just unnecessary.
>>25690570
Honestly I think Phione is really cute, but I agree that it has no place in Pokemon. Seriously, what is this fucker's purpose? I remember watching some Poketuber talk about how Phione exists because Manaphy is easily affected by it's environment and pretty much deformed inside the egg, but that's kind of stupid. I just want a Manaphy dude ;_;
Erase this sack of shit. Give Swagmar another chance to get a proper evolution.
>>25690587I'm playing Black 2 for the first time right now, and before the first gym, an NPC literally says "hey, if you get a Riolu at the ranch, this gym is EZ mode! :)" and for some reason that pushed me over the line
I used to be fine with it but fuck that fucking dog and its pre-evo
>>25690570
I think it was made just so people who couldn't get a legit Manaphy could have access to something close to it. Doesn't make much sense but it's literally the only reason I can think of.
>>25690521
Fuck off
>>25690402
Fuck you Golduck is bro tier.
>>25690350
REMOVE GOODRA FROM THE PREMISES
>>25690652
Come on, admit it. Goodra is sexy.
I wanna see her little gooey tooshie hehe <3
>>25690570I like to breed and send them via Wonder Trade with names like "NotManaphy","ETPhioneHome","Bubble Butt" and "Shrek's Wife"
>>25690682
What aboutiPhone?
>>25690702
Nice one. Saved.
>>25690466
>>25690519
>>25690530
I'm too tired to scold you three but out of 721 I'm surprised your choice is an answer I wouldn't accept
>>25690519
Why would you remove the best HM slave?
>>25690350
I also pick that answer.
>>25690530
>Plague doctor fags.
>>25690530
Why would a plague doctor be poison type?
They were trying to remedy people with the plague using incenses and shit made from herbs and flowers and shit.
Not trying to poison people.
Most Gen 2 babies really, but especially ones given to 2-stage evolution lines. I don't give a fuck about design (even though most of them are terrible), but they're outright detrimental to the game.
>every Gen 2 baby is unbreedable, which is a nightmare when IV breeding because you have to evolve the slightly-less-shitty baby through happiness before you can breed it to become a decent baby and repeat that to get a perfect IV baby to finally train
>Things like pic related mean Wigglytuff will never possibly get another evolution, so it has to turn mega with a base stat total of 535, literally one more base point than non-mega Charizard, only 10 points higher than any of the base eeveelutions, as a mega
The franchise would literally be better if these did not exist. Raichu could get a cross-gen evolution and be the middle stage and have a reason to not be as relevant, it even gets to hold eviolite.
>>25691081
Mega-Mawile and Mega-Sableye only have a BST of 480 but they're two of the best mega evolutions in the game. A good ability is more important than stats.
why delete a pokemon that's not doing any real harm to anything when you could remove masqurain who ruined surskit?
>>25691175
Except Mega Mawile had to get the most broken ability in the game and Sableye has a near perfect typing. And both are awful things done to the game which should not have happened. M-Mawile should've been an evolution without Huge Power, so that could get a mega with a different, more balanced ability.
>>25691081
>every Gen 2 baby is unbreedable, which is a nightmare when IV breeding because you have to evolve the slightly-less-shitty baby through happiness before you can breed it to become a decent baby and repeat that to get a perfect IV baby to finally train
this
the pokemon id be willing to use if i didnt have to go through this nonsense for them
>>25690350
I choose Landorus.
>>25690606
How is Magmortar a bad evolution? It blows Assfacemar out of the water.
surprised no one posted keldeo yet. i hate it with a passion
>>25690519
Its a
>friendly
>fruit-bearing
>kid friendly
>mother fucking dinosaur
>made of palm leaves
>that can fly
What the fuck could you possibly have against my banana bearded bro?
Remove Genies.
>>25691585
I choose Thunderus
Landorust is the only correct answer you imbeciles
>>25691585
Well in that case, I choose Squirtle!
>>25690519
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>25690519
>Removing based SubSeeder
There is something deeply wrong with you.
>>25691208
Totally agree.
>>25690613
>npc giving advice caused you to hate a pokemon
>>25690855
A plague doctor fairy would've been cool to see. The only issue is it'd be chucked into the edge bin where 12 year olds can feed off of it for dark nourishment.
>>25692173
Never heard of the last straw? I'm sure he meant that they made that a thing. Like "hey, do you my guy, but this Lucario-mon is just chilling you should grab one."
>>25690350
>>25690418
>erasing a good pokemon so that the obnoxious forced product placement pokemon can be used even more
Fuck you, pal.
>>25691696
I came here to say this. What the fuck is wrong with you people? It should've been the first answer.
I would've said "the genie trio", but it's pointless if you can only erase one.
>>25692162
>>25691208
I'm sorry, but why does everyone loathe Masquerain? How did it "ruin" surskit? Sure, it would've been far, far better if it remained a water/bug type, and now that I think about it it's pretty fucking lame that they made it a bug/flying type when that's already such a common typing, but it's not like Masquerain on its own is a bad design.
I'm not saying you're wrong for disliking Masquerain, but saying that it is the single-worst pokemon is a little silly.
>>25691696
>>25692247
>muh /mlp/ meme
>>25692270
It has nothing to do with MLP, it's just a shitty fucking design.
>"It's a water type because it's blue"
I know the reason for it being a water type despite being a horse is "because it's based on a kelpie", but that's a pretty obscure myth. They need to give more of a reasoning behind it being a water type than "it's blue and it can squirt water out of its hooves." Speaking of which...
>shoots water out of its hooves
Why? Kelpies don't do that. It seems like an extremely lazy way to excuse it being a water type.
>Cutesy simplified design as opposed to the other three horse legendaries
Not that the other three are very good either, but they're far more interesting looking than Keldo.
>massive blue eyebrows, in a different shade of blue from the rest of it
>long fluffy orange hair
It's just a fucking clusterfuck. It's not overdesigned, but it simply looks bad.
>fighting type, because the other 3 horses were fighting type so this one has to be too
>>25690350
Lucario.
>furbait
>stupid design
>stupid typing
>forced into every game
I would say Pikachu, but Game Freak would always force one single "cute" pokemon to be the face of the series. All things considered, Pikachu isn't that bad. However, if I could collectively remove "Cosplay Pikachu", I'd do that.
Blaziken.
It's the ugliest thing in the world. I don't understand why GF pushes it so much. Infernape is way better visually.
>>25692302
It's got a water gimmick. Legendaries have gimmicks, who'da thunk?
It's the youngest musketeer, so they made it look young.
It's god massive eyebrow-things so that it can look mad/intimidating with some level of seriousness rather than looking like a pissed jigglypuff.
Of course it's fighting type like the others, they're all fighting as part of their group gimmick. Musketeers fight.
Nothing about looking at it really screams overdesigned. It looks odd, but it's not as much of a cluster fuck as you claim.
It's got three colors, who gives a shit about shade difference?
>>25692370
>"it has a water gimmick"
What does this even mean? And why does calling it a gimmick make it okay?
>It's the youngest musketeer, so they made it look young"
You can do that without making its anatomy completely round and bouncy. I'm mainly talking about the big fat nose.
>so that it can look mad/intimidating
Are you serious? It doesn't look remotely intimidating. Maybe if they were like four times smaller, sure, but making them massive fins that flare off of its head looks stupid.
>they're all fighting as part of their group gimmick
Calling something a gimmick still doesn't explain it.
>Nothing about looking at it screams overdesigned
I specifically said it didn't look overdesigned. It just looks like a mess.
>It's got three colors, who gives a shit about shade difference
You're baiting, right? Do you seriously think that dark blue color is just a shaded version of that light blue color? There's no way you can be serious.
Why the fuck are you defending it, anyways? Are you seriously telling me you like Keldo? Why?
I'm not really fond of any Rotom related formes but if I was allowed to take out one, it would be this fucking cocksucker right here.
>>25691081
If you haven't noticed, BST doesn't account for much when it comes to Fairies. Give it a good Ability and the right stat allocation and M-Wigglytuff would be a rich man's Clefable.
>>25692426
Maybe if I replace "gimmick" with "theme"
Parts of the original idea taken into account for the design.
It doesn't look "round and bouncy" other than maybe the nose, which is a horse nose. They usually just out like that.
It's not intimidating in the sense that I see it and wet my pants in fear, but it creates more of an intimidating look than simple angry eyes. Shorter brows would've looked like regular bushy eyebrows. At least with this design they look kind of like horns or something.
Gimmick doesn't explain design, but I already explained that musketeers=fighting. It's not hard to follow.
It's got a prominent head. I wouldn't call that a mess or a clusterfuck. I mentioned overdesigned because if it doesn't have 15 colors or 10 shapes, it's hardly much of a "mess"
I mean to say that's it's still blue. single-colored pallettes don't make much of a mess.
I'm defending it because it gets shit on for hivemind shit. I;m not saying it's impossible to dislike it, I'm just saying that most people who do dislike it for the /mlp/ meme.
In honesty I like Keldeo, yes. I don't love it, it's far from my favorite, but it's neat, as are the rest of the musketeers. Terrakion I dislike the least if any of them, but even then I would've say it's an auto-garbage waste of space.
>>25690350
Infernape
>>25692229
>Hating a pokemon because it's popular to try to look interleksual on the internet
Protip: You don't. You sound like a 14 year old "rebel" that shops at hot topic and thinks he's cool for smoking weed at "raves" that his mommy and daddy don't approve of
>>25690521
>>25690519
>>25690855
>>25690679
>>25690592
I hope you get die
>>25692546
How the hell do you get all that from anon saying that?
He's saying that Raichu is a good pokemon, and that getting rid of him would just be one less minor obstacle for Pika-wanking.
Holy hell this is something beyond projecting, like you're looking for targets.
>>25690350
Better yet, I would just merge Phione and Manaphy by using Phione's superior eyes/eyelashes for Manaphy
>>25690350
Sylveon.
It might just be my bias against fairy types but it just looks weird to me. Like they were trying really, really hard to make it marketable.
>>25690402
but how will we counter mega fug!?
>>25690418
pikachu is inferior to elekid in every stat
elekid
>>25690350
Whimiscott
>>25690420
I lose touch with /vp/ often.
What's the meaning/origin of this meme?
>>25692652
>removing one of the 4 good grass types
>>25690530
Seriously, she's a whore for showing that much leg. Take this back to the drawing board until she's decent GF.
>>25692268
I'm not saying it's the single worst pokemon. its nott that i hate it, i just love surskit more, and its that love that makes me want to give surskit another chance. I'm not driven by hate like the others itt.
>>25692665
>implying whimsicott and meganium line are the only good grass types
pleb taste
>>25692898
brah I never implied that
Meganium is shit in battle
Whimsicott, mega venu, serperior, roserade, amoongus, ferrothorn, and shaymin sky are like the only decent grass types
>>25692649
>Pikachu is inferior to Elekid in every stat
Defence is a thing
>>25692935
you're forgiven
please never do this to me again
>>25692979
that's only in gen 6
in gen 5 and prior even defense was lower
>>25691677
It looks about 25% too doofy for me. The lame flat body pattern, the off-color big lips, the holes for palms, it all adds up to "please why does it have to look like this"
>>25690350
Bane of my existence. Hate dealing with its piece of shit magic bounce and stall capabilities
Probably the only Pokemon I genuinely dislike.
Bergite
>>25690519
how dare you insult the flying banana brontosaurus
Or Jynx, probably would throw a coin.
>>25692990
Why would they nerf a babymon like that
Ash Greninja
It is an abomination that should never be possible. Pokemon isn't about muh strong bonds causes special unique evolution.
If they give greninja a mega-evo, then every single greninja should mega-evo the exact same way.
Goodra or probopass
>>25692661
i thought it was from /co/
>>25693154
hey fuck you too asshole. espeon a best
>>25695695
Could be, still don't get the joke though.
>>25690570
For real. Why can't it at be allowed in VGC? Or have Tail Glow? SOMETHING to give it a reason to exist?
>>25690519
>super bro tier
>interesting typing
>all those hm's
>sweet scent for hordes
>is based off a Dino
Delphox
Literally ANY of these.
>>25697192
what the fuck is wrong with you
all of these besides Pichu and Magby (since baby pokémon a shit) are great
I don't like Infernape since it's a monkey but I could see why people like it
>>25697192
>Dusclops
>Noivern
>Cofagrigus
>Shuckle
>Lilligant
>Volcarona
>fucking Quagsire
How can one person's taste be so terrible?
>>25690613
>didn't see that line
>already have a Riolu by sheer chance
>oradoge turned out to be a bro
>still dumpster the free one in X
Lucario did nothing wrong. Fuck GF for what they do to it.
>>25697192
Cunt.
>>25690530
>Le epic plague Doctor!
Shut the fuck up you colossal cum chugging cock chomper.
They just couldn't stop with Nosepass.
>>25697364
>everything has to be kawaii uguu, BADASS, or le fabulous
Fuck off
>>25697381
great mind reading, anon
>>25690935
Because the bullshit didn't work and they ended up spreading it
>>25697348
top fucking kek
Chill out, friendo
>>25697192
Get a load of this moth hating faggot.
Landorus by far
>>25697364
Fuck you, it's my bro.
>>25697742
moths are faggots
>>25697192
holy fuck this has to be bait
>>25697235
this
>>25694131
Other way around. Pikachu got its defenses buffed in gen 6.
So many unnecesary middle evos in Unova.
Maybe I'm salty because Scrafty didn't get one.
Since Rhydon was the first one designed does that mean if I got rid of it all the others would vanish?I want to be free of this place
>>25690570
You forgot to mention how it's a pure-Water with straight 80s for stats and a pretty common ability. If it were just a random Pokemon stuck in the middle of the 'Dex, right after, I dunno, Lumineon, it would be completely unremarkable. That it's the spawn of an actually decent Pokemon just twists the knife.
>>25692193
>>25692578
>STILL wanting an edgy plague doctor mon
>b-but it would be so cool and original!
>>25695605
>wanting take away an anime only thing
Or you know, don't watch it you fucking retard.
>>25690371
Spoken like a true Pokemon Master.
>wanting to delete any pokemon
Just remember what you have and get a load of this
>>25700818
>So many unnecesary middle evos in Unova.
I actually think it's the first stages that were mostly unnecessary.
>>25692847
Surskit and Masquerain are both cuties. Masquerain could get a bug/water mega or surskit could get a split evo.
Don't hate on the pretty bug.
>>25703244
>>25697192
dumb bitch
>>25703263
I think if they were separate, they'd be fine. It's just kinda crushing to see a genuinely unique concept like Surskit get turned into Bug/Flying Moth #41.
>>25703244
There's actually some notable differences between the first and last stages. The middle evos all just look like some awkward teenager phase. Come to think about it, I don't think there's a single good middle-stage evo in gen 5 aside from Whirlipede, Fraxure and Zweilous. I guess the starters aren't too bad either.
>>25703296
>Roggenrola into Gigalith
>Tympole into Seismitoad
>Solosis into Reuniclus
>Gothita into Gothitelle
>Vanillite into Vanilluxe
>Klink into Klinklang
>Tynamo into Eelektross
>Litwick into Chandelure
>implying that wouldn't be jarring and dumb as hell
>>25690403
>>25690457
is hating the vanillite line still a meme
>>25690350
Phione would be fine if it learned any of the moves Manaphy does that makes Manaphy good. And also wasn't banned in VGC for some ungodly reason.
>>25703515
It was never a meme. It's just bad. If you like it fine, but if you don't acknowledge it as strictly a guilty pleasure then you're retarded.
>>25697192
>remove volcarona
>remove one of the only viable bug types
no
>>25703515
To be completely serious: I want there to be more Pokemon based on food just so I can make an entire food team. Preferably not more dessert, Slurpuff and Vanillite are enough.
>>25706522
>>25706544
>>25706522
Some of the early fake gen 6 leaks said that there were three food mons
>fire hamburger
>water sushi
>grass bag of potato chips
>>25706571
I unironically want all of those.
>>25692354
>>However, if I could collectively remove "Cosplay Pikachu", I'd do that.
>mad because R. Pika got into Pokken over whatever faggy meme pokemon he liked
>>25706571
>>25706597
>Japan gets a Rice Ball Pokemon.
>In the West it's localized as a Jelly Donut Pokemon.
>The model doesn't change.
>ITT: Fuck you, it's my bro
>>25692665
>Meganium line
>Good
The fuck are you smoking ? All of it's stats are trash, pure grass type is bad, no good special ability and the only interesting thing its movepool offers are the defensive walls but at this point you are better off playing milotic or espeon.
Meganium is shit please do not use it under any circumstance
>>25690350
Keldeo, if I had a choice of 3 then Jynx and Electabuzz as well. Elekid and Electivire are great, Electabuzz is not.
Keldeo must be erased no matter what though.
>>25697776
The genies are bad but this one's just worse than the other two. All 3 are easily the worst 3 though