I'm finally getting off my lazy ass and getting a job. The

>>25624565
>I'm finally getting off my lazy ass and getting a job.

Don't do it anon, nothing but pain and suffering awaits you there.

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B-but no more adventures if you go!

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>>25624565
Good for you anon. No pixies but have a betty white tryna hit that dab

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Good luck faget.

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>get to the interview
>"What Pokemon do you think you're most like?"

>>25624638
That's not porn right? Who would ever sex a Manaphy? Like seriously.

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>>25624565
good luck, anon-sama

>>25624636
Can someone explain this dab meme to me

>>25624650
it is cropped porn. but i its solo, so i guess technically nobody did sex THIS Manaphy.

>>25624616
Can confirm

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>>25624650
I don't know about all the shit taste vanilla plebs on this board, but I would pound the everloving shit out of that sluge's boipussy and delight in his moans until I can't hold it out and dissolve my weekly dose of sperm inside his tummy.

>>25624705
Can not confirm.
I enjoy my job and the chance to buy about anything I want.

Life is what you make of it, not what others dictate it to you.

>>25624565
Above all, act confident. With enough confidence and charm, you can bullshit your way through almost anything in life.

And remember at the end of the interview, ask questions. Even if you already know the answer (but the interviewer didn't give it to you already during the interview). It shows an eagerness and forward thinking towards the job that employers like.

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The interview went pretty well, I think I have gotten the job.
Post Victini

>>25628643
may have*

Victiny! Use J-Create for this anon!

>>25628643
>>25629247
It's super effective!

>>25624742
>Life is what you make of it, not what others dictate it to you.
This, and nothing compares to the bliss of living alone. Just try to not drowning yourself in debt so you can have certain laboral mobility.
Be not afraid of experimenting things. Life is change and we need to be up for the challenge.

After the interview, if they don't call you within a week, try calling them and ask for HR. Sometimes they get so busy and lose track of stuff so it doesn't hurt to make sure.

>>25629523
This. Plus it shows that you have genuine interest in the job. HR people pick up on things like this

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>>25628643
Good luck to you, anon.

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>>25628643
I thought I had a good set of interviews once, then got a 'kthnxby' text and nothing else.

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>>25628643
not bad, anon
postan victini

Where you working m8?

>>25628643
Good vibes and good luck anon !!