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Let's have an actual thread for this. What would you want

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Let's have an actual thread for this.
What would you want your Pokemon to call you if they were able to speak?

"Human" and your first name sound the most appropriate to me.
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>>24620071
fuck off autist
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"Master".
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faggot, dickhead, shitposter, and idiot
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>not being on a first-name basis with your beloved friends
Literally subhuman
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>>24620124
This
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>>24620071
"Boss," "Leader," "Chief," my own name, and such.

really, anything but "Master," that'd make me super uncomfortable
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>>24620124

But what if I hate my name?
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>>24620582
Just change it.
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>>24620071
"Dear"
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>>24620582
Take yourself to the Name Rater.
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"Buddeh", "Guy", or "Fwend"
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>>24620071
Senpai
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Summon the Tailsposter...
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>>24620617
Why would you want your Pokémon to call you such an edgy name?
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You are all missing the point. When you have a powerful breed of dog, you have to insert yourself as the dominant, they cannot see you as an equal otherwise they will not obey your commands and may even be a risk. Now multiply that by 10,000. Try living with a dominant Aggron and commanding it when you haven't instilled your dominance from a young age. It calling you by your name is a sign of it being an equal. Which it isn't. It has to call your sir, master, etc etc.
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>>24620071
His Catholic Majesty, the King of Spain [the Spanish], King of Castile, of León, of Aragon, of the Two Sicilies, of Jerusalem, of Navarre, of Granada, of Seville, of Toledo, of Valencia, of Galicia, of Sardinia, of Córdoba, of Corsica, of Murcia, of Jaén, of the Algarves, of Algeciras, of Gibraltar, of the Canary Islands, of the East and West Indies, of the Islands and Mainland of the Ocean Sea; Archduke of Austria; Duke of Burgundy, of Brabant, of Milan, of Athens and Neopatria; Count of Habsburg, of Flanders, of Tyrol, of Roussillon, and of Barcelona; Lord of Biscay and of Molina de Aragón; Captain General & Supreme Commander of the Royal Armed Forces; Sovereign Grand Master of the Order of the Golden Fleece and of the orders awarded by the Spanish state.
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Fuckboy
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>>24620071
pet, slave or toy
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Whatever they want to call me.
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>>24620984
How can you even be a trainer at that point?
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>>24621007
Because my pokemon is a spoiled brat that demands attention and bullies me to show her affection. It's not a fetish i swear.
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>>24621007
>pokemon drag you around and use you to get through the barrier of entry to finding glory through battling
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>>24621027
Tsundere fetish?
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>>24621035
I like this.
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>>24620071
I'm okay with any of my pokemon calling me by my first name.
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There no good fanfics about a pokemon that rapes her trainer and he hates every minute of it
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Lady [Name] would be nice.

>>24621274
Nor any good ones of MPokemonXFHuman.
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>>24621321
Holy shit i need to write something like that. b-but i feel like nobody will like it. if people like the idea i'll do a gallade/human rapefic
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>>24621478
I'd prefer if the girl enjoys it, though.
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>>24621513
What if she hates it at first then loses her mind over it then loves it?

if so. >>24621478 plz do it. my dick needs it
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>>24621533
Just like me if I got raped by a Pokemon!
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>implying they can pronounce names correctly
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>>24621948
What, would they have a lisp? Wourd they talku rike Japaneseu?
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>Dominus

"Cast in the name of Arceus, Ye not smogon"
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>having your Pokemon call you anything but your name
>insisting they call you things like 'master' that degrades them into servants
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>>24622026
what is "trainer"
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Leroy Jenkins
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>>24621961
besides telepathy and mimicry, pokemon can't say words. not in the game nor the anime.
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>>24622399
OP said, "if they were able to speak"
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Hume
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>>24620071

By name of course.

You call your friends anything else?
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>>24622026
>thinking the word "master" is only used by servants

Pokemon can be pets too, you know.
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Partner.
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Darling, honey and sweetie or o-oniichan
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Specimen
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>>24622026
This.

I'd rather they just call me by my name.
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>>24620071
Have them call me Mr. Dude.
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M'lord
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>>24624304
Wolves are attacking m'lord.
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>>24624352
Kekkest of keks
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>>24620636
This
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"Call me man. Mister man."
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>>24620071
Big Poppa
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my first name or a nickname
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>>24620636
As a third year vetrinary student and of a Great Pyrenees puppy, this is entirely incorrect. It is a myth that you have to dominate your dog. Dogs have dominance via the control of resources. I never have to pretend growl or beat him "like another dog would." I'm not another dog and he fuckin knows that. I am in charge by virtue of being in charge of his environment. Now multiply THAT times 10,000 when you have pokeball mechanics, climate (try bring your stare out in the desert), water control, control over flying for flying pokemon, various foods, pokeblocks, ability to battle for fulfillment.
That's how you would "establish dominance"
You would be a shitty pokemon trainer, and likely borderline abusive at that.
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>>24625716
Try and bring your Starmie* out in the desert
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>>24625716
You would not let it see you as an equal, otherwise it would ignore your commands and would be a liability.

I never mentioned abuse. I would never beat them, I would simply bring them up with harsh verbal scolding and withholding treats when they fuck up and being very affectionate and cuddly when they do well from a young age. All these pokefuckers and retards who would bring them up as equals and even want to be below their 8ft dragon or metal giant and teach them to be insolent are retards. I never mentioned beating them, fuckwad.
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Monster Ranchers leave
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>>24620132
>Boss
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Darling
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>>24620598
underrated post
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I'd like to be called "Cap'n"
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Whatever they want to call me.
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>>24620071
epic lad
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in all seriousness my name
if not that then something not very formal like boss
being called master sounds fucking creepy
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Faggotron 5000
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>>24625746
Wow cool. You're still wrong as fuck. No pokemon would ever EVER see themselves as an equal because the trainer controls all resources.
There is no need to dominate animals to train them. No animal ever worries about being your "equal" in anyway, like you're jerking your dick about. Fuck off, idiot.
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>>24620071
Master obviously
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Digimon call their tamers by name. So why can't Pokemon?
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>>24629333
Because pokemon are slaves
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>>24629345
N please
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>>24629347
A lifeform that obeys you without reason is a slave. Pokemon enjoy slavery, your pets enjoy slavery, our parents enjoy slavery, and so on.

Pokemon are slaves to their trainers.
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>>24620071
Supreme Gentleman
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Human is the only proper one
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>>24629406
>human is the most overtly autistic one
Ftfy
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>>24629389
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My name. If they wanna call me anything else depends on how I'd feel on it, something like chief or boss would be okay.

I remember we had this thread before and someone got into some long spiel about how "master" is properly used or something.
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>>24631774
Why would you want to be called that?
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"Trainer" seems appropriate
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Mah niggah
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>>24631778
Low self-esteem, I would assume.
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>>24629364
Does freewill exist?
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