So, how come I'm a VIP yet I've still not had sex?

To increase your e-peen of course

>>9585
Want to have sex with me?

>>11510
Only if I don't have to look you in the eyes while doing it. Also there will be no cuddling, before or afterwards.

Truth is women are attracted to money and nothing else. That's why this board has a solid amount of openly female posters.

It's a club for getting at femanons who are naturally attracted to your higher social status. So just start dropping posts leaving your a/s/l and maybe social security number... and if you have a credit card too that would be great to post. It will help of course.

>>11531
Nah, I like to cuddle and kiss a lot but I'm pretty rough so I guess I do that to not feel as bad.
Anyway, I'm all up for fucking but only if you are a girl because i'm not gay.

>>11597
Yes, I am cute girl. Leave your info in this thread so we can have rough, dirty sex and I promise I won't beat you over the head with the table lamp during the heat of it.

>>11630
London?

>>11630
>I promise I won't beat you over the head with the table lamp

Deal's off.