Why, I do believe it's time for /vip/'s very first text adventure (I think).
Let's get started.
Highest final post number within 2 minutes decides what we do.
>>6922
Pull out my brand new iPhone 7 Plus Jet Black 256 GB and summon an Uber Black.
>>6922
Highest final post number WITHIN 2 MINUTES OF THE FIRST REPLY is the winner.
>>6950
>>7020
furiously fap, I'm on a tight schedule
>>7020
throw my iphone away because i'm rich as fuck and it's at least a week outdated now
>>7266
>>7352
throw the phone out, seriously, it's like almost a week old now and we're rich
actually better yet, flush it down the toilet so the peasants can't benefit from it
>>7352
Put on your finest tailored suit. But be quick.
Gonna make it 10 minutes as we're slow. Or the first 9 I guess.
>>7482
play a sickass guitar solo