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ask a slut anything

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ask a slut anything
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>>628
What's your name
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>>655
emma
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>>675
are you a boy or a girl?
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>>722
obviously a girl
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>>752
I think sluts are cute .w.

How do you find men for fucks?
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Prove you're a slut.
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where do you live
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>>771
by existing

>>792
blue board
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>>810
Cross-link from /b/ or something.
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>>804
yurop
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>>810
imgur or some shit

if you're a slut then prove it
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>>822
what would convince you?
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>>838
i´m more a slut in written words and sucked cocks desu
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>>628
Green text some sexy stories plox
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>>880
Still need to show some tits to prove it
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>>861
Are you an actual slut as in you like sex, or slut as in a prostitute?
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(You)
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>>880
so you're only a girl online or when you wear a skirt, still cute desu
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>>1
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>>887
give me a second. any preferences?

>>899
maybe i´ll timestamp you. but i need to keep up with my ama thread too.. what now?

>>900
i love sex. i once got 50 bucks for a bj and once 900 for fucking a guy. but that was it.

>>908
oh yes, almost forgott. i´m also an attentionwhore

>>910
no, i have an actual vagina than can produce babies
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>>980
Greentext your worst and best moments as a slut.
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>>980
>>maybe i´ll timestamp you. but i need to keep up with my ama thread too.. what now?
Greentext your slut stories and at the end of each post link an image of yourself
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>>980
Would the thought of anons jacking it to you get you off?
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>>1020
seconding this
Slut stories are cudte.

>>980
do you ever cosplay and fucks?
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>>1054
kek
here you go faggot

>>>/b/706557277
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>>1163
Damn, you're actually hot.
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>>1020
>>1107
ok, this might take a while. i have none tipped out. be patient anons

i´m into cosplay, yes. but so far i haven´t had the opportunity to do so irl

>>1070
yes, very much so
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>>1217
dawww
thanks for feeding my vapid ego
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>>1163
Good shit senpai
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>>1163
>bra is on
0/10 not enough of a slut
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>>1229
I'm cool with that
What type of men do you usually find yourself fugging?
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>>1229
What are you turn-ons/fetishes
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Are you a girl or a boy? Assuming either, will you be my gf?
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you're not a slut unless you fuck your own ass with a dildo and then suck it off on camera

otherwise I'm more of a slut
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>>1446
Can you be my gf too?
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>>1483
that's a guy though
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>>1399
ai gf maybe?

Also nice dubs.
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>>1507
>implying I care
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>>1540
me neither
if you were nearby we could probably make fucks.
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>>1575
Where do you live? Pls b in Ontario
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>>1163
hot dang
will you be my gf?
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>>1507

Are you implying guys can't be girls?
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>>1607
I'm in central PA ;w;
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>>1615

Upstate NY, post your lips slut.
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everyone in this thread post your butt right now
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>>1229
story tiem. i picked the how i got 50 bucks for a bj one because it´s extra slutty

>be me
>be 16
>broke as
>use cringey chat to attentionwhore with random strangers
>guy messages me if i want to make some money
>sure
>give me his number
>we text and he tells me he´s seeking "escort girls" and that i would make good money
>don´t believe him but don´t actually give a fuck
>he tells me he needs to first meet me to see if i qualify as an escort
>lol, know what you´re doing but i don´t mind
>meet him in an excluded parkinglot
>guy is a fat old guy in his 60´s
>tells me to get in his car
>talks shit about escorting
>asks me to take off my shirt
>starts to fondle my boobs
>plays with my nipples, pinches them and mentions how i seem to have high pain tolerance, which he somehow finds good
>if only the faggot knew i was using clothespins on my nipples for masturbating since forever
>asks me to take off my pants
>starts to rub me trough my panties
>his hand finds its way inside them and he´s now full on fingering me
>he´s got a rock hard erection by now
>he asks me to touch his bulge
>i play timid and hesitantly caress it with my fingertips
>he moans like the pedo he is
>tell me that he´ll give me 50 bucks if i take him in my mouth
>sure, whip it out
>he gets outside of the car, to my side, lowers his pants and presents his cock
>i take his old man dick and suck on it like it´s a delicious ice cream
>he cums buckets in a few seconds
>gives me the money, i get out and he drives off
>never heard of him again

what do you want to hear next?
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>>1673
shit, forgot to tripfag

>>1357
i said, i´m more a irl and written words slut than a pic or cam one

>>1363
whoever gives me attention

>>1391
mommyplay, femdom

>>1399
girl. i have a bf, but awww

>>1446
i never said i´m the BIGGEST slut
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>>1650
no I'm a guy and I'm brown ;w; that'll turn you off
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>>1721
>mommyplay, femdom
hello
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>>1732
hello
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>>1673
>>if only the faggot knew i was using clothespins on my nipples for masturbating since forever
Jesus. I'm not sure this was the worst or the best, so do a greentext on the opposite of whatever it was.

Also see my post >>>/b/706558174
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>>1744
>dubs
hello
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>>1721
>whoever gives me attention
I wish there were more girls like you around me ;_____;
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>>1726

Don't play coy with me. I'm gonna take a shower and there better be lips posted when I get back.
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>>1744
>mommyplay

r-really? do you like girls?
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>>1732
>>1744
>>1787
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>>1751
thanks for the generouse invitation, anon. but i like to keep my whore shit to 4chan.

you, uh, want a masturbation story with clothespins?
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>>1753
>53
hello
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>>1787
well, i have kissed two girls in my time. does that count?

>>1799
based
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>>1838
maybe...
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>>1829
>29
>2+9
>11
>dubs
hello
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>>1816
>but i like to keep my whore shit to 4chan.
Alright. Save it in case you ever wanna mess around with voice, I do a lot of lewd noises.
>you, uh, want a masturbation story with clothespins?
Yes, please.
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>>1781
i wish for the same. that way i could be a slut freely
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>>1848
>1+8=9+4=13+8=21
hello
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>>1846
then yes

>>1849
only voice could be an option. i´ll keep it in mind

tiping story now
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>>1882
>1+8=9
>8+2=10
>1+10=11
>9/11
goodbye
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>>1904
After clothespins one, requesting any stories related to femdom if available.
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>>1904
be my mom
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>>1904
>be me
>be 12
>take fucking long showers because showerhead agains my clit feels fucking amazing
>bathroom is also room where laundry shit is stored
>one day go to take a shower and am already horny AF
>have been sneakily rubbing myself and pinch my nipples for hours building up excitement
>decided to not just cum in an instant but instead draw it out to make it epic
>put towel on floor
>get naked and lie down
>start to caress myself all over lightly brushing over my nipples and pussy
>get reall wet
>decide to focus on nipples to make me yearn for release even more
>start to flick over them, pinch them, pull on them
>get wet like fuck
>start to look around the room for toys i could use
>find toothbrush to brush over them
>feelsgoodman.txt
>find tweeyers, pinch them
>hnggg
>finally see clothespins
>take two
>put one on each nipple
>hollyfuckinghelli´m going to cum
>kneel on the ground, clothespins on my nipps, furiosly rubbing my clit
>cum so hard my legs shake and i have to lay there on the floor for a solid 10 mins before i can get up again

that was the begin of a new area
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>>2032
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>>2032
https://youtu.be/_wEMSHFOGxk?t=8s
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Any public greentext story?
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>>1784
You caught me off guard senpai ;w; delet now
https://a.cocaine.ninja/hmduhc.jpg
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>>628
I want to lick your legs
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>>1673
>>2032
Jesus christ these are great

>>2140
this desu
Also raises a question: would you be okay with one of those stealth cummies that get splashed on girls?
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>>2146
^dick suckin lips

ok op your turn now you post lips
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>>2176
woh thanks dude
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>>1963
>turboslut that i am, i once made a profile on an app similar to tinder
>werid guy approaches me and asks if i need a slave
>have been watching bdsm for years but never were into femdom
>curios since all the other messages were pretty generic
>say yes
>exchange numbers
>start texting
>a "friend" of his has borrowed some money from him and can´t pay it back
> made arrangement that the the guy that contacted me (let´s call him faggot) will not demand the money back if they find a girl that humiliates the other guy (now called slaveboy)
>he only wants proove in pics
>k
>bit overwhelming but i´ll give it a try
>tell them i have never done this before so i would have to eas into it
>start to text with slaveboy to get both of us warmed up
>he´s actually a very chill dude and heavily into femdom
>demand that he sends me whatever porn he jacks it to so i can start to collect ideas about what gets him off
>start to read into femdom
>actually am excited now
>simultaneously text with faggot about progress
>make plans on how to humiliate slaveboy
>many faps where had
>decide that it´s time to meet slaveboy in a non-sexual context
>agree that i will go to his place and we juut see where this goes
>dress pretty slutty (slightly too short dress and sandals)
>he´s pretty thrilled
>we chilll, listen to some music, have a drink, cook dinner together
>slightly tipsy already form white russians
>we start to watch a movie
>we´re both so horny that we start to make out like maniacs
>i get him naked, rub myself on his hard cock and then tell him that i will go now but that i expect a vid of him cumming for me when i get home
>get home and have a vid of him jerking it furiously whilst moaning my name
>hotaf
>continue to do roleplay via text. mainly mommy or other soft powerplay
>decide to meet up again
>this time i bought a whip and a dog collar plus leash
dress in all black, short, tight dress, knee high boots with sky high heels, lace stockings. big hair, red lips
cont.
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>>2140
public greentext is pending
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>3DPD
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>>2237
POST THE SECOND PART
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>>628
What sorts of things do you fantasize about when you masturbate?
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>>2237
>listen to mezzanine on my way to him, that shit get´s me hiped like nothing else
>get to his apt
>he opens the door
>i get inside and we kiss for hello
>tell him to call me godess for the rest of the evening
>he already got a huge boner
>tell him to get naked
>put the collar on and fix the leash
>sit on the couch and tell him to kneel beside me
>spread my legs and demand he burries his face in my crotch
>rub myself against him
>get insanely wet
>tell him to get on all fours on the livingroom table
>walk around him like he´s a horse to be auctioned off
>fondle him whilst doing so
>tell him to arch his back so i can take some nice pisc of his boypussy for faggot
>slap his cheeks with my bare hands till they get rosy
>take out my whip and give him some whacks with it (not too hard, we were only easing in and i was too inexperienced to go full out)
>he´s so excited, he´s on the verge of cumming
>it´s also already late so i decide to end this and continue another time
>tell him to lay on the floor, sit on his face. he manically starts to suck and lick my pussy trough the stockings whilst i jack off his aching cock
>he cums a huge load
>i kiss him goodbye and leave

unfortunately for him and faggot, i soon after got a bf and cut all contact.
i still rub one out to that sometimes
and ever so often, faggot or slaveboy still try to contact me. it´s been 3 years now...
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>>2297
i´m not a machine, sorry anon
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>>628
what color are your boogers
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>>2301
mainly ritualized rape or post orgasm torture desu
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>>2382
what are you wearing right now?
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>>2388
depends on what i have inhaled that day. if i was in a dirty environement, they can be black. usually they are clear or yellowish
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>>2396
a white shirt, the bra from the pic, grey leggins and blue wool socks. kek
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>>2237
>>2375
>>2382
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m5NsEABtkG
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>>2414
What color are your pantsu?
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>>2237
>>2375
came
thanks for the story + post-orgasm depression I'm gonna go make breakfast
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>>2404
on a scale of 1 to 10 with 1 being hate and 10 being (platonic) love, what are your feelings on penguins?
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>>2414
what was the worst and most awkward sexual encounter you ever had?

How many times have you cheated on bfs?
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>>2250
>have been dating a guy for a few weeks
>make plans to get dinner
>meet at his place
>he is getting ready but i decided that i´m horny and want som eaction NOW
>hug him from behind, caress his chest, then let my hands wander to his crotch
>instaboner
>push him onto the bed
>climb on top of him
>burry my hands in his hair and kiss him hard
>unbutton his pants
>get his dick out and give him a few slow, wet and teasing licks
>pack him up again
>get up and tell him to hurry, i´m hungry
>he looks at me pretty puzzled
>evilme.jpg
>get dinner
>he´s horny af now
>get home again
>he instantly want to fuck but i want to draw it out a little longer
>innocently tell him that i´m a little full and would love to go for a walk
>he agrees but obviously isn´t thrilled
>i´m keking very hard internally
>it´s already dark outside, warm and we are in a pretty secluded area, walking alongside a river
>we come over a bridge with a heavily trafficked road beneath
>i stand on the railing and wait for him to stand behind me, his arms around me
>i start to slowly push my ass agians him, grinding on his cock
>instaboner
>i turn around, rub his bulge, take his hand and start walking
>now he´s genuinely confused
>we come by a few trees
>i push him up agains one and kiss him
>then i get down on my knees, take his cock out and start to give him a, may i say, epic bj
>he´s almost there but i´m not finished with him yet
>i tell him to pack himself away again
>take his hand and walk
>he is starting to walk funny. it was hillarously cute
>find a bench
>sit on his lap, facing him
>make out and dry hump
>finally take his dick out, put my panties aside (i was wearing a dress) and sit on his hardon
>do a few strokes so he´s all wet, then i switched his cock into my ass
>he cummed that second, since it was the first time we did anal

good times. shame he turned out to be a piece of autistic shit
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>>2451
i don´t wear any or i would have listed them

>>2456
always glad to help. i hope the post orgasm depression wears off quickly
enjoy your breakfast

>>2466
i´d say a 3. i´m not very enthusiastic about animals

>>2488
uhm, good question. i´d guess how i lost my virginity

i have never cheated on anyone. if i commit, i am loyal
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>>2432
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m5NsEABtkG
that´s insanely hot. more? moaning?
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>>2603
What kind of music do you enjoy?

Do you hate condoms? I do. They're pretty annoying and it feels like fucking into a slippery rubber glove with them on

How big is the ideal penis for you?

When did you last take a shit? What consistency was it?

Have you ever had an STD?

What special artistic feats can you do, if any?

What was the most unusual place you've ever masturbated at?

Do you like getting pissed on?

How about BDSM? Which practices do you like there, as a sub?

What was the last manga or doujinshi you've schlicked to?

What is your favorite food?

If you could travel back in time, which era would you choose to live in?

What is your opinion about feminism?

Have you ever been fisted?

Do you like dogs? Or the idea, or maybe even practice, of getting mounted and knotte by them?
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>>2651
>more?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03gw4FexIQM
Anything you want on Discord. ;)
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>>2603
so you wake up in a city that's the most beautiful place you've ever seen. everything is perfect, everyone's happy, and there's everything you could ever want. there's no suffering and it's a paradise where you can pursue and explore whatever carnal or intellectual interests you'd like. and yet, every now and then people leave and you're not really sure why.

a few weeks in, a mysterious robed figure comes up to you and asks you to follow him. you do, and he leads you down a dark staircase. after several minutes, you emerge in a dimly lit chamber. as you come into the (relative) light, you see a small child hooked up to a machine. the child is in constant, excruciating pain.

the man explains that the child is an immortal and that the machine the child is hooked up to converts the child's negative energy into all of the things that sustain the city. through the child's suffering, they have turned their city into a paradise, eliminated poverty and sickness and fighting. if the child was unhooked from the machine, they wouldn't be able to survive as they're no longer adapted to survival without the child.

you are given a choice: you can stay and live in this paradise, forever living with the knowledge of where this paradise comes from; or you can leave the city and never return.

you could also try and unhook the child from the machine and escape, but doing this would doom the city even if you were successful.

what do you do?
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>>2699
whoa dude

>What kind of music do you enjoy?
greatly depends on my mood. i play piano, so i enjoy classical music. but i also love shit like burzum or marilyn manson. not to mention rammstein. and then there is also the throwback guilt.

Do you hate condoms? I do. They're pretty annoying and it feels like fucking into a slippery rubber glove with them on

i hate them with a passion. infact i have only used one twice in my life

How big is the ideal penis for you?
i have a thing for flaccid and tiny dicks. for everyday use, a medium one is perfect. i had dicks that were too big to do anal comfortably or dt them completely. was kind of unfunny

When did you last take a shit? What consistency was it?
this morning. the perfect consistency

Have you ever had an STD?
i once had a bacterial infection i got from a public pool. got antibiotics and have been std free since then

What special artistic feats can you do, if any?
play the piano, sing, paint, write, sew, knit, does cooking count?, i facepaint, i can do balloon animals, i can drive a monowheel, i can juggle, i can do magic with any cock...

What was the most unusual place you've ever masturbated at?
once i rubbed myself on a fallen tree in the woods. shit was cash
i touch myself prettymuch whenever though

Do you like getting pissed on?
i have never tried that but actually, last time i masturbate in the shower i darkened the room completely, sat under the water and touched myself. i closed my eyes and imagined that a bunch of guys piss on me and i came really hard. i have no idea where this comes from. it has never occured to me before...

cont
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>>2817
How about BDSM? Which practices do you like there, as a sub?
yeah, i watched a lot of bdsm, still do in spurts
i like forced orgasms

What was the last manga or doujinshi you've schlicked to?
actually anime. mysterious gf x

What is your favorite food?
i have a weird love for prickly pears. i eat half a kilo a day...

If you could travel back in time, which era would you choose to live in?
the era of the vikings, ofc

What is your opinion about feminism?
i am down with 1. wave feminism, everything else is cringey and just whiny shit.

Have you ever been fisted?
no

Do you like dogs? Or the idea, or maybe even practice, of getting mounted and knotte by them?
i don´t like dogs as pets. i don´t like the idea of pets in general. i mean, i don´t mind them, but i wouldn´t want to own one.
however, i have had phases where i fapped to dog porn intensely. maily after i have read "the cider house rules". that was my entry ticket to zoophilia
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>>2749
you tease

>>2766
try to unhook the child. without a second thought
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>>2945
ok

so you're a political prisoner stuck in a prison for people who spoke out against your abusive government. you and the people in with you are all good people, they're just in because they spoke up.

now one of the other prisoners believes he has found a way out, and has convinced most of the others that he'll be able to get them to freedom. however, you have knoweldge that he and they do not: you know that the government knows what he is planning and plans to kill anyone who attempts the escape.

you try as hard as you can, but you are unable to convince him or them to stop, but only he (and you) knows the details of the escape route. he hasn't done anything wrong and is utterly convinced that what he is doing will save everyone.

your only remaining options are to allow him to endanger and possibly kill everyone or to kill him despite him doing nothing wrong. what do you do?
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>plays piano, sings, paints
>mommydom, femdom
>schlicks to anime
>i have a thing for flaccid and tiny dicks. for everyday use, a medium one is perfect.
>std free
>lives in fucking yurop
this thread is genuinely the angriest i have ever been while posting on 4chan in a while
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>>3145
i would inform the other prisoners so they can make a decison on their own

>>3162
i´m also chubby and a slut. it´s not all rainbows and unicorns bb
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LISTEN YOU STUPID DEGENERATES KEEP THESE FILTHY WHORES OFF OF 4CHAN.
EVERYONE HERE IS A MAN AND MUST ACT AS ONE. WOMEN ONLY SEEK ATTENTION BECAUSE THEY'RE BIOLOGICALLY DESIGNED TO VALIDATE THEIR EXISTENCE THIS WAY.

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>>3218
>WOMEN ONLY SEEK ATTENTION BECAUSE THEY'RE BIOLOGICALLY DESIGNED TO VALIDATE THEIR EXISTENCE THIS WAY.
and what do men do?
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>>3218
Welp, /pol/ is leaking again.
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>>3216
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>>3216
>i would inform the other prisoners so they can make a decison on their own
you've done this and they all expressed their intention to follow him to their almost certain doom. they generally trust you, they just think you're mistaken in this case based information that they believe is reliable which shows that the area will be unguarded.

does this change your response?
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>>3235
well then, i ran out of arguments...
it wasn´t my intention to make you angry.

no, wait.
i also have daddy issues, low selfesteem, can be moody when pmsing, and i have a spot on my butt atm. does that make it better?
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>>3246
yes. then i would go with them so i don´t have to kill anyone.
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>>628
ok, slut
next year you come to Slovenia and we fug ok??
i'll take you to fitness as well since you say you are of chub
we can make some comfy trip hop later too
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>>3280
Sure, just don't hijack this thread.
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>>3280
you should make your own thread. guys inside this one are ok with sluts. you could take the whole vip population that puts virgin girls on a pedestal.
good luck sweetypie
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>>3262
S T I L L
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M A D
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>>3289
ok, aleks.
but i already work out. i just love eating too much,
triphop sounds good.
can i do some post orgasm torture on your cock?
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dear ugly virgin girl,

come back
also dear all girls on /vip/,
please post in this thread
please be my gf

kind regards,
anon

p.s. post butt
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>>3308
Which country are you from? My guess is either holland or one of the scandi countries.
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>>3337
I'm guessing Denmark.
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>>3270
kant would be proud, lol. thanks for playing along
>>
I HONESTLY DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE A SLUT.

BUT STOP SLUTTING UP BOARDS AND DISTRACTING VIRGINS FROM MAKING MEMES.
THIS PLACE IS GREAT BECAUSE OF THEM. NOT BECAUSE OF WALKING, TALKING HOLES.
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>>3313
uhm, i lost my virginity when i was 12?

i am very short?

i can eat huge amounts of food?

i was vegan once and into new age shit?

is that better?
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>>3337
nah, middle yurop. but i won´t give away more.

>>3353
i´m always up to play. give me more, anon

>>3358
then why are you in this thread...
i mean, i agree with you. i´m sorry for taking up space for my attentionwhoring. but it´s just the perfect place. pretty pls
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>>3365
M A Y B E
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A N G R I E R
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>>3392
czech republic?
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what is your fave vido game
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>>3330
>but i already work out
good grill
>can i do some post orgasm torture on your cock?
what does this entail?
whatever gets you off bby desu ngl

i love sluts
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>tfw into femdom but emma wont add me on discord for voice play
not a good feel t b h
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>>3395
i have a very dark humor?

i post nudes on a siberian whale hunting board?

i was suicidal when i was 10?

i was anorexic when i was 15?

i´m generally a ball of issues?
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>>3392
ok

this one's pretty popular these days. there's a trolley speeding toward a split in the track. you're right next to a lever that can switch which way the trolley goes.

the trolley is currently hurtling toward five people who are tied to the rail. however, on the other rail is a single person who is also tied to the rail.

if you do nothing, five people will die, but you'll save the one person. if you pull the lever, one person will die, but you will be directly responsible for his death. you know nothing about these people; they could be good or bad or anywhere in between. there is no time for you to decide on any other courses of action. what do you do?
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>>2894
>mysterious girlfriend x
Good tate
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>>3392
I'm yelling at you.
You can't just come to a new board that has less competitive whoring and try to stake your claim in said new territory. This isn't /b/ and you'll have to fight over the virgins with the other whores there, ok?
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>>3404
no. but i visited there once. it was the bomb

>>3406
sorry senpai, i´m not a gamr gurl. i used to play nfs with my little brother. but that has been a loooooong time ago

>>3422
you need to work a bit for dat squat ass bb

it entails that i make you cum and then go on, watching you squirm in oversensation. then i slow down till you´re hard again and repeat till i have milked you dry from every drop of manjuice.
does that sound like a deal?

>>3435
sorry anon. i have my rules and i stick to them.
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>>3442
A N G R I E R
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>>3461
obviously do damage controle and pull the lever
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>>3490
why do you make it so hard for us to be horny together so i can share my lewd noises

damn it
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>>3468
i haven´t watched very far. i only got to the episode where some other dude is trying to snatch her

>>3479
i know it isn´t b. and i´m glad it isn´t. my whoring doesn´t really contain stuff like sharpies in poopers. that´s not my thing, so i´m not very welcome on there. i don´t want to shit up and derail other boards so i figured a random ws board is perfect for my whoring. pls don´t kill me oh mighty paladin
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>>3504
some people would call that inconsistent with your previous answers, but honestly i think the trolley problem is flawed because i don't buy the idea that doing nothing doesn't make you responsible. you have the power to make a choice, therefore you're responsible for that choice's consequences. doing nothing is still making a decision imo.
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>>3491
you´re just fucking with me... actually you are disgusted with me by now

>>3506
you can share away. i love horny noises. but please moan for me... i love loud guys
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>>3563
not him but i'm disgusted with u bb
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>>3563
youre the only one i want to hear them

w/e im out
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>>3563
W R O N G
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>>3549
exactly. that´s denied help and will make you even more guilty since you just took the easy way out and denied responsibility. if you see some bully beat up a poor kid and you just walk by, you are, in my eyes, as bad as the bully itself. looking away is no solution in my books. it´s cowardly and selfish and you´ll have to hamster really hard to validate your actions to yourself.
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>>3614
>if you see some bully beat up a poor kid and you just walk by, you are, in my eyes, as bad as the bully itself

doesn't make any sense to me
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>>3575
now you took out your trip just for me? awwww, paladin, that´s cute as hell. i love you too

>>3581
dawww... i´d love to hear them. maybe in another dimension. take care anon

>>3594
just fap and be happy again
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>>3647
>maybe in another dimension
what a fucking blueballer
you goddamn perfect slut i'll never get to abuse and be abused by
Fuck you for existing.
<3
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>>3644
well, it does to me. maybe not equally bad but definitely up there and absolutely a coward
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>>3647
That wasn't me. I always use my name and I am a /pol/ kind of person. Also I hate short-handed typing.
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>>3662
>to abuse and be abused by
i agree. that sounds tempting af. life isn´t fair. sheit man
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>>3667
WHY am i not surprised you have leaked from /pol/

i knew that wasn´t you. but i love to tease you. you´re cute
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>>3614
ok, so you're a defense lawyer. you're assigned a client by the state who you KNOW is guilty; he basically straight-up tells you so. you can recuse yourself, but someone else will just take your place. do you deliberately throw the case to get him locked up, or do you fulfill your obligation and hope that the system gets it right?
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>>3709
i´d take the case and then make it obvious to the judges that he´s guilty
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>>3681
yeah well i got your picture and i saved your greentext stories in a txt so I got the best out of all this
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>>3709
i have one for you

A pregnant woman leading a group of people out of a cave on a coast is stuck in the mouth of that cave. In a short time high tide will be upon them, and unless she is unstuck, they will all be drowned except the woman, whose head is out of the cave. Fortunately, (or unfortunately,) someone has with him a stick of dynamite. There seems no way to get the pregnant woman loose without using the dynamite which will inevitably kill her; but if they do not use it everyone will drown. What should they do?
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>>3757
kek
happy fapping.
i love the tought of you eventually fapping to those things.
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>>3490
>you need to work a bit for dat squat ass bb
tru dat
>it entails that i make you cum and then go on, watching you squirm in oversensation. then i slow down till you´re hard again and repeat till i have milked you dry from every drop of manjuice.
>does that sound like a deal?
hng time to fap i guess

have you been to many countries?
if so, how would you rate them in terms of the men there?
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>>3647
N E V E R
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H A P P Y
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>>3709
i see where you're coming from, but it's quite possible he was lying to you to, for example to protect the real culprit. imo it's the obligation of the defense lawyer to do their job to the best of their ability; the system relies on that to function.

>>3770
assuming we can still communicate with the woman, ask her if she is willing to sacrifice herself. if she is, do it; situation is resolved. if she's not, do it anyway but feel very guilty about it.
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>>3786

depends on what´s "many" for you...

i have been to canada, the usa, england, scottland, germany, italy, france, spain, czech republic, switzerland, austria and hungary.

most of the time i went on vacation, i was also in a relationship so i never even looked at other guys, i wouldn´t know. i only once made out with a guy in italy and fucked one in spain. was pretty neat. but i guess if i looked i could have found equally good guys in every country i have visited.
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>>3839
>was lying to you to
then my job would be to first find out if he´s telling the truth or nah

>it's the obligation of the defense lawyer to do their job to the best of their ability; the system relies on that to function.

that´s exactly why i could never be a defense lawyer. i´m not the person for that. i would probably deny the case and then inform the media or some shit. kek

why ask when you have to do it anyways? just rip off the bandaid and don´t cause any more harm than necessary...
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>>3805
i first thought the thumnail was a pic from rammsteins "mutter".
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>>3842
that's a fair amount
>>3770
abort the bab so she gets unstuck
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>>3880
asking resolves the ethical dilemma for me because the problem is not killing the woman, the problem is killing the woman without her consent. the problem in my mind is more one of forcing someone to act against their will.

however, in the end, forcing people to act is sometimes necessary. but you shouldn't feel good about using it; you should regret having to have used it. the idea is that you should be judicious in your use of force and only force people to act against their will if it's really, truly necessary.
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Is emma the slutty queen of /vip/?
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>>3981
fair enough. then not asking would just be cowardly. knew i´m a pussy deep down.
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>>3666
oh, so you didn't actually mean what you wrote
>>
test
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>>3842
so
judging from your comments earlier
you live in central europe
you have been to all those countries listed so i assume you don't live in any of those
that leaves us with 3 central european countries (unless your definition of central eu is different) with a chance of you living there:
Poland, Slovakia and Slovenia
not trying to dox you or anything just having a bit of fun i hope you take no offense
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>>4070
forgot my map s m h
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>>3981
sorry, "force someone to act against their will" might be the wrong phrase here, "do something to someone against their will" is what i meant, but i think you know what i meant lol

>>4009
maybe. i think both courses of action have merit in their own way, and i think it's important to feel somewhat guilty about choosing either one because it shows that you understand the implications and value the lives of everyone involved.

i think it's good to be conflicted about these kinds of things (for a lot of reasons), but you need to be able to make a decision and commit to it.
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>>4012
i do mean it. but i would have to take more time to make a more elaborated decision. this was just on top of my head. i actually were in a kind of similar situation not long ago and have choosen the cowardly path. i might be biased because i still beat myself up over it.

>>4036
seems like it´s working

>>4070
wrong. i live in one of the countries i listed. cunning, isn´t it
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>>4105
>but you need to be able to make a decision and commit to it.

exactly. those are hard decisions and if i had to make them irl they would probably haunt me for the rest of my days, even if i feel like i made the right decision. but pondering over it instead of taking action isn´t going to solve shit and nobody said that decisions would always be easy. infact, the important decisions are always the ones that have no clear cut "right or worng" way to choose. that´s why they are difficult. but those are the ones that matter.

i´m mostly for not getting involved in bad shit because you are a coward or have selfish reasons and for trying to do damage controle.
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>>4195
agreed

gotta head out now, was fun
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>>4227
bye anon
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i guess the thread is dieded now

it was fun talking to you
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>>4135
>wrong
god
fucking
damn it

that leaves me with Germany, Switzerland, Hungary and Austria, since you already said you aren't from Czech republic
you win, for now.... although you did put Hungary at the end of your list... makes me ponder, really
>tfw stalker fetish
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>>4378
It's just a slow board
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>>4378
rip thread
was a good one

slovenia 2017 is still a deal
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>>4388
i intentionally hid the real country somewhere in the stake. the order has no meaning.
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>>4399
oh well, i will be lurking for a while anyways. i´m still here to answer and talk if someone´s up to
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>>4416
why 2017?

and yes, it was. i got some real nostalgia, typing out the greentexts
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OP out of all these cute anime grils, which resembles you the most?
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>>4462
they all have exactly the same generic animu face. but i have longish hair so i´d say left. but i also have blue eyes so i´d say right.
you would need to give me a pic with girls with more distinguishable attributes for me to make a good choice.
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>>4462
oh but i´d be the one wearing gartner belts. tough decision anon...
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>>4491
What city do you live in, London?
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>>4515
she's either austrian or swiss
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>>4491
>>4505
fuck yeah that's the best one
My folder is too large to look for distinguishable anime girls so have this boat steaming out instead
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>>4440
>why
im not in my homeland right now and won't be for the rest of the year
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>>4541
thanks for the steamy boat
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>>4543
good argument. then where are you slavboy?
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>>4525
i place my bets on Austria hehe
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>>4580
no problem
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>>4525
>>4602
the stalk is strong with those ones
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>>4607
can you post the 125. pic from that folder for me?
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>>4589
another continent, north of the equator and just slightly west of the prime meridian
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>>4631
this should be it

t. master programmer
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>>4541
MMMM Animemes in uniform with an iron cross <3
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>>4675
PALADIN-san l-lewd .w.

bosting more krautbutt
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>>4654
so, ghana?
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>>1673
>>1673
oh gawd moar!!!
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>>4666
laffed

>>4675
>>4695
i´m all for wwII uniforms but pls no /pol/
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>>4702
ZIMBABWE
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>>4727
whaddya want senpai?
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>>4737
that´s east of the prime meridian sweety...
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>>4727
>>4729
danke danke .w.

>>4729
krautbutt is nazi af though, but not /pol/ tier just a cute boat
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>>4739
tell me stories from when you were underage pls
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>>4751
[canned laughter]
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>>4752
mkay. cute kraut i´ll allow. pls only aryan girls

>>4737
oh and what the hell are you doing in zimbabwe?
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>>4755
this

>>4772
oh okay ;w;
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>>4772
>oh and what the hell are you doing in zimbabwe?

It's a meme making fun of Big Bang Theory
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>>4755
containing what?
most of my stories are from underage since i tried to stop being THAT slutty once i came to my senses and the hormones got flushed out a tiny bit
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>>4789
oh well. i have only seen about 3 episodes so i wouldn´t know.
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>>4702
wrong

>>4737
>>4768
this wasn't me

the county im has a king
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>>4795
random encounters with guys?
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>>4804
>i have only seen about 3 episodes

oh to be you right now....
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>>4787
cute. nice boobies. you are allowed to go on
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>>1721
>mommyplay, femdom

>mentions 2 fetishes
>I'm into both. A lot.

Yep, I already love this place. /vip/ confirmed for quality board.
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>>4817
but zimbabwe does have a king, he contacted me just the other day to let me know his father (the former king) just died and he would like to move 80 million usd worth of money through my bank account
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>>4822
Okay I'll post bismarck now desu
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>>4844

zimbabwe is also east of the prime meridian as the grill pointed out and south of the equator
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>>4868
i think you missed the joke senpai
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>>4881
i don't watch shitty sitcoms
and if your previous post was supposed to be a joke, then i just feel sorry for you even more
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>>4916
it was a reference to 419 scammers, but that's ok, i forgive you for being sheltered and overcompensating for it considering where you are
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>>4942
i thought that shit was Nigerian
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>>4817
a king as in the country is an abolute monarchy? because on to pof my head i know only very few that fall into that category. swasiland being one. but that´doesn´t fit the coordinates you gave and i actually have no clue which countries have kings even if they aren´t a monarchy. i´m not that into royalty...

>>4819
i´m on to it
give me a moment

>>4829
definitely. i love it

>>4860
k
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wait so pics of this girl?
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>>4958
it largely is, but before zimbabwe raped and murdered all the whites out of their country and basically ended up starving themselves to death since the whites were the only ones who knew how to manage farms, they did plenty of it, too.
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>>4978
it's a constitutional monarchy, not absolute

you can see moonrunes like this ( ⵜⴰⵎⴰⵣⵉⵖⵜ ) on some places
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>>4819
k, so random encounters with boys, underage.
got it

i´ll give you my vacation affair in spain

>be 14
>visit spain with sister, female friend and mother
>one the first day there, we go get groceries and a car with a bunch of faggots honks at us
>whatever.jpg
>next day, we go to the beach and guess what, bunch of faggots are there too (they probably hunt tourist sluts)
>they start talking to us
>meh, why not, they seem fun
>invite us to go to a party in the evening
>sure
>sister, me and female friend get ready to go out as they pick us up
>listen to loud music, having a goo dtime flirting with them
>get to the club
>go inside and order drinks
>get tipsy and start to dance like the sluts we are
>first we dance on our own
>add the bunch of faggots into the mix
>a pattern emerges and soon everyone of us is paired up with one of the faggots
>i got some lanklet but i think he´s cute
>dance with him. grind against his growing boner
>turn around, lay my arms around his neck
>make eyecontact whilst i press my body against him and then dive in for a kiss
>we make out like we have no room to go to (which we actually haven´t had)
>get very horny
>he asks to go for a "walk" on the beach
>sure
>as soon as we are there, he´s on top of me, greedily pressing his cock agains me
>tipsy and horny so i just take off my panties
>this sadly wa sone of the two times i have used a condom beacause i suspected him to be a manwhore and i couldn´t even really communicate with him about std´s
>he smells really, really good. just like a man should smell
>he fucks my pussy for a few minutes, then we switch to doggy and he finishes on my butt
>go back
>repeat the beach and fucking thing 3 more times that evening
>the rest of the vacation i see him almost daily, we have pretty good sex for the fact that i was only 14 and no real idea what i was doing

when i went home, he asked me to marry him and kept conacting me for 7 years after...
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>>4994
probably deleted. i crosslinked a thread from b with tits

>>5097
you´re good at giving hints. if only i wasn´t so consumed by greentexting. kek
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>>5097
oh wait
but africa is right, right?
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>>5097
oooh, togo then?
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>>5169
how do you feel about guys who are into younger girls? it feels weird seeing these kind of stories from female perspective (implying you are a grill and not some fat stinking neckbeard)
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>>5209
>>5200
>>5188
africa is right, togo is not

if you called an average resident of this country "african" or their country being "african" chances are they will feel insulted

(btw by "north of the equator" i meant any country above the line)
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>>5310
i don´t mind it at all. it was always consensual and i was a very sexual kid from the moment puberty hit me. can´t blame them. i basically threw myself at those guys. my sister was even worse. she once fucked a guy that was 36 when she was 16.
i moved in with a 25 year old dude when i was 17. no biggie to be honest.
i do think that the parents should do a better job at keeping their little sluts at bay and i also think that it´s a tad degenerated to go for 16 year old girls when you are 36 but nobody got hurt and it´s all good in the end.

i honestly think that if you are into girls that have hit puberty you are in no way a pedohile.
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>>5311
morocco?

well, you said slightly above the equator...
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>>5375
correct :Dddd

>well, you said slightly above the equator...
that was for the prime meridian ;^
>(another continent, north of the equator and just slightly west of the prime meridian)

well this was fun, thanks for playing along
inshallah
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>>5438
dang. i´d like to go to morocco someday. i love the food there. yum... what did you eat today?

so, what are you doing in morocco?
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Whats your favorite dessert?
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>>628
whats the sluttiest thing youve done?
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>>861
post pic with cum on face
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>>5569
panna cotta

>>5575
uhm, depends on your definition of slutty but i guess the loss of my viginity is pretty up there
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>>5473
Morocco is pretty nice. I ate some nice chicken + potato thing that some morocan friend made
mostly i eat chawarma tho :Dd

Im visiting family here more or less and helping with business. (slovenian diaspora we're not arap)
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>>5592
i don´t posess pics like that and even if i would, i wouldn´t post them since muh anonymity and muh blue board
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>>5615
chawarma... nice... now i´m jealouse as all hell.
i need to make some tomorrow

i´d like to have family aborad so i could get cheap holidays.
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>>5615
>>5473
>what are you doing in morocco
anything that makes me money tbqh
next week i'm doing product photography
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time to go to bed i guess.

good night sweet princes and princesses
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>>5607
>i guess the loss of my viginity is pretty up there
wow yeah anon you really are some sort of crazy slut, huh?

btw there's some weird fucking beta orbiter on /vg/ lusting over you, if you want a laugh here you go >>>/vg/156544223
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>>6389
>wow yeah anon you really are some sort of crazy slut, huh?
well, it´s a pretty slutty story if you want to hear it

also, wow...
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>>6427
oh lol you made it sound like the fact you lost your virginity made you a slut, read the rest of the thread and I see my mistake. carry on, I'd love to hear the story

any chance of a reupload of the tits though?
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>>6459
yeah, my bad

give me a moment to tipe it out

sure. i can make a new thread on b and link it
>>
can't be bothered to look through this thread, but did this bitch post any pics or not?
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>>6389
Kek.
>People will buy passes only to post in this thread.
>Emma is now Hiro's ultimate weapon for jewing 4chan.


>>6459
there's /b/ archives f@m
http://archived.moe/b/thread/706557277/
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>>5642
you can come live with me anytime hehehe
gotta leave now, getting some hash

i already like this board
until next time emma
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>>6459
>>>/b/706588079
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>>6530
>http://archived.moe/b/thread/706557277/
the bra is a little upsetting but that's a damn nice rack, emma. if you're that big of a slut, don't you want us to see you without it?
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>>6570
still based, just lemme know what we gotta do to see you without it
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>>6575
>don't you want us to see you without it?
weeeell, i´m here to stay.
if you are loyal and lurk enough, maybe you´ll get to see more.

now i´m going to start writing out that virginity loss story
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blue /soc/ desu
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>>6591
be patient and loyal
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>>6593
>become the beta orbiter to see more
welp. i'm sure you'll have plenty of them. seems to be the only thread that took off here

>>6631
>another loyal mention
you guys expecting another slut to step on her turf here?
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damn, that b thread got me distracted

working on virginity storie again
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>>6890
>be 12
>have bf
>hear rumours he had kissed another girl
>break up
>get mad and in mood for revenge
>text other guy that was crushing on me, 15
>meet at his place
>other guys are there too, smoking weed
>banter around with them a bit
>start making out with crushguy
>we end up on his bed
>making out is progressing into dryhumping
>vaginer gets excited
>tells freinds to go smoke on the balcony
>i get under the sheets and get naked
>he lays on top of me
>don´t feel shit
>there´s some blood
>he cums and i think to myself if that was all
>freidns come back in
>he goes out to smoke some weed
>other guy lays next to me
>start making out with him
>get text from even different guy asking me to come to the circus with him
>sure
>get dressed, pack my stuff and go to circus with that guy

that´s the story of how i broke my first heart and my hymen in one day and also the beginning of the adventures of turboslut.
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>>6969
hey, what happened to my trip?
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>>6987
technically thats not a trip, just a name
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>>6987
posting on /b/ removes your name because there's no namefield so you revert to anonymous
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>>6994
you´re right. i´m a bit tired. brain is on low
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>>7000
makes sense. didn´t check before posting.

so, anything you want to ask a sleepy slut?
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>>6969
The more I read (or hear) stories like this the more I am convinced that the very situation under which a woman loses her virginity is almost as instrumental in shaping her life as is what kind of man her father is.

My virginity was taken as a young one, but no stories for you given I see you get off on that shit.
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>>7031
hrm. idk.

is it better to tell your bf about your past, lie, or just avoid the subject altogether?
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>>6593
i just got here

please can i see a pic of you?
>we already have a queen of /vip/
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>>7048
if he asks you, don't be weird about it and just tell it as it was, but don't go too much into detail, it will make it seem like you're nostalgic about your past bfs
if he doesn't ask, ex-partners aren't really a thing i'd like to hear my gf talk about too much imho
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>>7086
>>6530
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>>6593
>if you are loyal maybe you´ll get to see more.

>mfw I just remembered you said you were into femdom
>mfw I imagined you saying that dressed in a fucking femdom-y dress.
god. fucking. damnit.

Don't mind me people, I'm just beyond redemption.
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>>7035
i totally agree with you. once i lost my virginity it was like a damm that broke. i had no boundaries. and my dad was too busy getting dovorced from my mom to notice or care. also, when i was 10, he once told me that i don´t need to learn shit anyways. i should just continue to be as blond as i am and i would end up a whore anyways. that was pretty nice to hear, lmao

i don´t get off on other peoples virginity loss stories. post away if you feel like it
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>>6530
WOW

i love girls

emma official queen of /vip/ forever
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>>7048
he knows the important stuff but not all the details. if he asks, i´ll tell him the truth but without too much details
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>>7166
dumb frogposter
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>>7122
that´s cute. you will have to be a good boy to get more from me.
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>>7086
>>7166
i feel honoured af
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>>7176
le reddit frog army XDXDXDDX
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>>7103
>>7170
ok, avoid details. got it.

don't even have a bf rn just super self concious about not-so-pristine-past.
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>>7192
what country are you from?
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>>7209
well, my past is pretty fucking disgusting and as i have found, guys don´t mind as much as they want you belive. aslong as the pussy is good and you´re a nice girl to be around you can have almost any past. the key is to actually learn from your mistakes and try to improve yourself gradually
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>tfw the most interaction i have had with a girl all week is on 4chan

on another note, i was pretty sure that girls on 4chan was just a meme and didnt exist
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>>7231
that´s still a mistery. but i guess anons will soon find out
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>>7258
It is a meme. This whole thread is just a ruse.
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>>7258
>girls on 4chan was just a meme and didnt exist
i´ve been here since a long time. and there are plenty of girls here...
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>>7269
cambridgeshire, england
>>
What's your goal here, Emma? What do you hope to achieve?
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>>7258
they don't.
Emma is just Hiro pretending to be a girl in order to make people buy passes to post here.
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>>7328
(you)s, obviously

>>7332
TOTAL KEK

>>7307
what's your favourite boards?

mine are /biz/ /pol/ /r9k/ /fit/ and now /vip/
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hiroshima pls give girls pink 4fedoras on the since4pass so we can identify them as the jew within and give them loads of (you)s
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>>7328
i had no intention for this to go anywhere desu.
i just wanted to make a thread on this new board and it kind of went pretty well

>>7332
dmaint. would you please shut your whoremouth anon*

i´ve been on a fair share of boards. it changes with time. i´m mainly on adv, lit, fa, fit, mu, ic, b, pol, ck, r9k, int, out, and whatever i´m interested at

and now vip ofc
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>>7421
>adv
You're not that attention whore, Katie, are you?
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>>7258
i don't personally know any girls who post on 4chan
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>>7437
no, that´s not me. i´m a different attentionwhore.
i don´t have a name on any other board.
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>>7258
I met a girl on here and she ended up masturbating to my voice on mic. It's weird since my voice is pretty normal.
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>>7332
Fuckin laughed.
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>>7437
OHR NOR

>>7438
yeah same, but then again i dont know any guys (irl) if there are any its less than 5% fo sho

>>7421
what kind of boys do you like?
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>>7480
>yeah same, but then again i dont know any guys (irl) if there are any its less than 5% fo sho
yeah, i do know a few girls who use reddit irl though. i know a few guys that use 4chan, and a bunch that use reddit.
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>>7183
>good boy
i can't even look at people type that anymore without blushing hard
thanks hentai
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>>7480
>what kind of boys do you like?
the ones that have the ability to form their own opinion after gathering every information and carefully considering each viewpoint.
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>>7499
that excludes /pol/.
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>>7498
awww, youßre definitely one of the good boys anon. i love it when guys blush. it´s fricking cute
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>>7508
yes. for the most part
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>>7524
>>7508
/POL/ BTFO
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>>7508
and me, sigh...
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>>7532
chill anon.
there ought to be atleast one good guy on pol.
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>>7535
why?
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>>7508
so whats left? liberals, nu males and cucks?
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>>7535
>tfw eternally conflicted and unsure about every opinion
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>>7545
I'm just fishing for (you)s
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>>7499
me
>>7508
REEEEEEE

u know pol is satire though right?

>>7498

>tfw no qt princess to boss me around and make me buy her shit and lick her feet
feels bad man
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>>7545
there's not.
>>7555
are you the one arguing politics in the /b/ camwhore thread?
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>>7555
oh dog it looks like this is kek's chosen board
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>>7545
o shit dat me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg
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guyse, bump limit. how about a new thread?
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>>7594
>autosage

make a new one and feature me as your favourite little piggy C-:
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>>7594
you should go to bed
and make threads randomly as time goes
adds to the mystique
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>>7594
start with a link to the timestamp to avoid people asking constantly.
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>>7545
>there ought to be atleast one good guy on pol.
confirmed doesnt actually post on 4chan
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>>7613
who cares m8
>>7594
make an actual trip so people dont impersonate u and play with my emotions
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>>7626
>/pol/ is the boogeyman meme
Kind of tiresome, maybe be original next time.
>>
new thread

>>7643
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>>7645
ironic shitposting is still shitposting, anon
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>>7568
>neckbeard pretending to be a girl
>neckbeard pretending to be a girl
pick only two
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>>7657
>unironically accusing someone of being unironical
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>>628
Do you do anal?
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