Soooo... When you jack it, do you use a tissue for cleanup or

>>62406
Neither. I take a shower. How do people even clean up like that, do you not cum at all? It flies everywhere.

>>62406
>tissue
>air dry

Do people not go to the bathroom?

>>62406
Sit on the toilet. Wrap my dick in toilet paper. Jack into that then flush the toilet paper.

>>62406
I just come in my onahole. On the rare occasion that I barehand it, just spray it on myself and either shower right away or smeer it across my pubes/belly and walk around naked for awhile.

>>62528
Spotted the guy living in a dorm.

>>62406
Let it dry, make my girlfriend clean it up.
Things that never happened
>>62533
>Spotted the guy living in a dorm.
I do the same, except I do it from the comfort of my room and just walk over to the toilet when I'm done. Good thing my roommate is never here.

>>62523

I jack it and then when I'm about to cum I quickly put tissue paper over my dick so it catches everything. I've never spilled cum doing it like this. I thought this was how people did it all this time.

I pull my foreskin closed so the cum gets collected in there, then I waddle over to the bathroom and release it in the toilet. After which I clean my dick with a bit of toilet paper, and I place a bit of toilet paper over my dick to catch any semen still dripping out. The only downside is that I can't really continue jacking at full-speed at the end, so if I'm being really degenerate I just let it fly everywhere and clean up with a fuckton of toilet paper, possibly a shower.

I used to do this:
>>62923
But then i started doing this:
>>62894

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>>62923
>I pull my foreskin closed so the cum gets collected in there, then I waddle over to the bathroom and release it in the toilet.
...What?

>>62894
This

>>63542
It's not that difficult mate.

>>63547
Maybe if you want to ruin your orgasm as well having tiny semen production.

I have a hand towel that I wash sometimes. I use that. Much simpler. I also use it to clean up spills.

>>63549
This. The whole purpose of ejaculation is to let that shit out, not trap it. The sweet release is what makes an orgasm an orgasm; I can't imagine interrupting that near the end in order to pinch some foreskin.

>>63591
It still comes out though, it just doesn't exit the foreskin. It's not like you'd feel that in "normal" ejaculation or something.

thank god im a femanon and don't have to deal with this

I get my body towel from the shower, lay it on my bed and wank away, freely cumming wherever I want since the towel collects it, then I just get a tissue and wipe it off the towel, chuck it away and rinse my dick over the sink or with a shower.

>>62894
>>62894
How isn't everyone doing this baffles me. Like just ejaculate into a disposable tissue.

>>63999
The amount I ejaculate is generally too much to comfortably hold in tissue paper. The paper will break down and you'd just be holding cum.

>>63909
Why must you lie?

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>>62406
>He doesn't swallow

>>64022
it's a girl (male)

I used to just cum into my sheets, but since I got a gf i've been using tissue, can't have smelly cumtained sheets for when we cuddle, I did like the smell tho

Shoutout to /pol/ for inspiring me to grab myself one of those gfs