If you were a girl, what kind of boy do you think you would

(You) would be my type, anon ;^)

Someone like my gf but male i hope

A cute lesbian.
Those exist in 3D right?

If I was a girl I would want to be a housewife

>>61252
Me too.

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I can't say what kind of boy I would be attracted to, but I do know if I was a girl, I would do all kinds of lewd things to boys interested in me. Mostly frottage; I'd rub up against their crotch real slowly. I'd lock my legs around him and squeeze as hard as I could when we'd make love in the missionary position.

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>>61219
I identify as a fish but I'm actually a frog.

aaand if I was attracted to a boy he would have to become a man first :]

>>61219
>raised as a girl from birth
Probably smart numale
>Immediately turned into a girl
Fit /v/irgin

>>61219
I like big guys

girls

Probably a guy with a lot of tattoos and very few piercings but still a couple of them.

>>61898
>>61234
Those aren't boys.

>>61937
It's a boy (female)

>>61219
Someone like me, only cuter

>>61958
Do you mean motorcycle dyke or transsexual?

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>>61219
The one that doesn't mind my daddy issues.

>>61219
Abusive.

>>61995
Emotionally or physically?

Cute young boy

>>61961
I mean a cute girl wearing a dress that I can give hugs to.

>>62242
I think I'm more vulnerable to emotional, but they tend to go hand in hand. I'm introverted, shy, and have low self esteem, which keeps me alone as a guy, but as a girl I would be much more likely to be approached. Once I got attached to someone I would have trouble saying no and be easy to manipulate. Abusers are really good at spotting that kind of thing, so pure dumb luck (which I typically don't have a lot of) bringing a good partner is the only thing that would protect me.

>>61219
Fat neckbeards.

>>61219
Fat old men.

>>61252
>>61253
Indeed.

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>>62510
>Time for hobbies
>Time for cooking
>Maternal bliss
I'm so fucking jelly. Guess I'll make due being meat in the grinder of state government with nothing but loneliness and self loathing to keep me company.

>>61219
The type that was also a girl.

>>62531
I really wish I was a submissive housewife.

>>62531
>>62578
Seriously, if I were a woman I would want a domestic life above all else.

How often would you make love to your boyfriend/husband?

>>62582
As often as he had a vagina.

>>62584
He would have a vagina. Yours.

>>62582
Constantly. Sex with darling would be my reward for doing all of my housewife duties and always being there for him.

>>62608
I wish we were gay but I'm not attracted to men. If I were gay I'd pick you, Anon.

>>62609
Woah woah hold on there buckaroo, nobody said anything about being gay. I'm purely talking about if I were a woman.

>>62610
And since that's impossible I'm talking about if we were gay which while also impossible is more likely.

>>61219
A handsome gentleman.

I would probably only fuck the chadiest of chads

Only social retards or cripples

One that would give me headpats and tell me I'm a good girl.

>>63695
I do this to my wife.

>>63723
Can I be your wife?

>>63723
Does she like it?

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>>63740
No, but we can tag team her if you'd like.

>>63741
She's indifferent. She doesn't really endorse it but she doesn't really object to it either. It's just something I did as a joke one day and she's kinda gone along with it ever since.

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>>61219
>he doesn't know that /vip/ is all girls.

Is OP a qt boy?

Very awkward, very socially anxious, very shy. Spends most of his times playing video games or watching anime. Skinnyfat. Doesn't shower often. Greasy hair. Passive aggressive snide remarks. Frequently uses memes. The dead, tired eyes and patchy beard of a chronic masturbator. Self-righteous and entitled. Arrogant in that quiet insecure insidious way.

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For me, it's Lancer.

>>65190
So yourself

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A strongly conservative one - preferably an ethnonationalist.

>>65217
Jokes on you, idiot. I don't frequently use memes.

>>65253
So a more annoying version of yourself?

>>65217
>>65265
Sorry to see my post upset you so much :)

>>65268
Nah I'm one of two people you quoted. You can be the main character of your own life. It doesn't bother me.

>>65269
Lol whatever you fucking queer

>>65271
That may be true but your dad doesn't mind it when I'm taking him from behind.

>>65272
GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>65273
You come into a thread about the kind of guy you would bang and expect people to not be gay. You should head on down to the Castro district to get a mouthful of cock. I'm sure that the fags there will overlook your ugliness if you ply them with a few drinks.

>>65274
Lol whatever you fucking queer

>>65275
Lol whatever you fucking queer

>>65276
>GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>65277
Lol whatever you fucking queer

>>65278
GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>65279
Lol whatever you fucking queer

>>65280
Lol whatever you fucking queer

>>65281
Lol whatever you fucking queer

There's this cute foreign boy I know that I'd marry the fuck outta if I became a girl

>>61219
same kind I guess?

>>65283
dude.....gay

>>65290
gay.....dude

>>65291
agayt

>>65293
Careful. Your asshole's agaype.

>>65298
Careful. Your asshole's agaype.

>>65301
> t. in the closet with a gloryhole cocksucker

>>65302
Lol whatever you fucking queer

>>65304
Lol whatever you fucking queer

>>65305
> t. in the closet with a gloryhole cocksucker

>>65312
Careful. Your asshole's agaype.

>>65313
>GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>65314
Lol whatever you fucking queer

>>65315
Careful. Your asshole's agaype.

>>65316
> t. in the closet with a gloryhole cocksucker

>>65318
That may be true but your dad doesn't mind it when I'm taking him from behind

>>65319
Nah I'm one of two people you quoted. You can be the main character of your own life. It doesn't bother me.

>>65320
GAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>65321
That may be true but your dad doesn't mind it when I'm taking him from behind

>>65322
As often as he had a vagina.

>>65335
He has a boipucci which is good enough for me. Good thing your dad likes it rough,

>>65338
If you were a girl, what kind of boy do you think you would be attracted to?

>>65339
You. Winky ;) face.

>>65340
So yourself

>>65341
No. A manchild that spends most of his day shitposting on the internet to get a reaction out of someone. He may spend an hour a day actually partaking of the hobby that is his home board just to keep up with his shitposting but that is ultimately meaningless in the face of getting his next (You). He also goes into thread he doesn't have any business being in to try to rile some shit up based on what little he knows about the subject. In order words: You. Winky ;) face.

>>65342
So yourself