All I want in life is a unshaved smelly NEET to worship and buy

also they have to be a girl!

please respond!!!!

please please please respond!!!!

please please please please respond!!!!

please please please please please respond!!!!!

use dating sites and go online where grills are

if those are truly your only standards, it should be pretty easy to find one

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>>58592
because their suicide rate is beyond high and most of them are losers that pretend to be different people online

>>58592
Me

>>58628
Are you a girl and a NEET? Please respond!!!!!

>>58665
One out of two is enough right

>>58669
NO!! It needs to be a FEMALE (female) NEET!!!

>>58671
What if I'll be becoming a female soon?

>>58681
That does not count!

please respond!!!!!!!!

>>58592
Try an anime con, dating site, or Craigslist. You're guaranteed to find a smelly NEET girl.

>>58721
I don't want a normie smelly NEET!

OP standards too high

>>58592
You won't find one on /vip/. Only rich, strong, intelligent, forward thinking girls here.

>>58860
That's a lie!!!

>>58906
Nah. He's pretty right. If you want to bee a sugar daddy look to /soc/. You're more likely to find exactly what you want or at least a girl willing to become that.

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>>58907
/soc/ is full of dumb normies

>>58908
True but some of the dregs of the internet do lurk there. I'd say give it a shot like you did here. Fortune favors the bold.

>>58910
Indeed it does. If (you)>>58908 want something, nothing ventured, nothing gained. It's not dumb if it is something you like anyways.

>>58910
>>58914
It will be tough, but I will try a few threads...

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I have not had any luck on other boards...

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>>58915
It may not be easy but I think that's almost what makes it worth it so best of luck to ya. :)

>>58972
Thank you! I will keep trying!

>>58973
I'll play vidya with you, op. I could do without the worshipping and buying stuff, though.

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>>58980
What video games do you play?

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>>58985

I have found someone! I have no proof she is a girl and or a NEET yet, but she says that she is and we are talking!

>>58985
Slow board. Currently playing Witcher 3.

>>59098
Send her a dick pic next to a wad of cash for scale.

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>>59109
On Steam?

>>59112
No! That would be weird.

>>59114
>No! That would be weird.

You know nothing about the courtship ritual do you?

>>59114
>on steam
No, what is wrong with you?

>>59136
What's wrong with Steam?

>>59132
Sending dick pics straight away would be weird and rude, anon

>>59140
>Sending dick pics straight away would be weird and rude, anon
If you're bigly enough she will go wild for it. Just make sure to shave and not nick. Blood in the genital area will look like sores and she'll suspect you to have herpes.

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>>59141
I don't have a huge dick that anyone would go wild over

>>59142
There are tricks to make it look bigger unless you have a microdick. First step is shaving. Second is take the pic sitting down with your dick pulled up toward your stomach. This gives the illusion that the length of your dick goes from the top of the head to the bottom of your gravity stretched scrotum. Also lose some weight. The less fat you have the more your dick protrudes. Never take a full naked pic in order to show off your dick. You can have a 13 incher but it will always look smaller compare to your body. That's all the advice I have for getting a good dick pic.

>>59144
Not OP but thank you legendary dick picture taker. Any other advice?

I'm a female (male) smelly NEET. We can make it work.

>>58818
Prehaps they are too low but too specific