I just paid for the ability to phonepost properly. I feel dirty.

"The only way to phonepost properly is to not phonepost."

-Sun Tsu

How about we meet up at the local mall, you give me a blowjob in the public restroom, I jizz on your face, and then we walk around the mall until security notices you have my man batter spread all over your face. I am a gentleman so I'll try not to get it in your hair.

>>56066
sun tsu said that, but posted an image.jpg to go with it

I can't access /vip/ through Clover since I'm using an old version of the app

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>>56065

Quaff yo' tea.

>>56087
Update it. It's worth it