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>>53207
You probably should define male or female, idiot.

>2015+2
>not peeing while sitting down

Good job missing the bowl and getting piss all over the floor assholes.

>>53242
I pee while sitting down because I am lazy. When I pee standing up it's because I'm too lazy to pull down my pants. Either way it's for comfort.

>>53249
>too lazy to stand up but also too lazy to remove pants and sit

I've never heard of this conundrum before.

>>53253
I am a complicated man.

>>53239
What does that matter?

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>>53253
but when youre already standing, why would you want to exert the extra energy to pop a squat on the thunderpot when you can just grab your hose and let it flow?

>>53264
Because holding my girth up in a standing position is more effort than sitting. Plus it counts as a squat so I'm working out.

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Who are all these nasty people who stand to pee?

Your bathrooms are probably all nasty as fuck. Do you not care about cleanliness at all?

>>53257
Because females have to sit down, at least without great difficulty, nd I refuse to believe over half the readers of this thread are effeminate faggots with tiny penises.

>>53279
>effeminate faggots with tiny penises.
Stop projecting.
Yeah, I sit to pee, but I bet I can kick your ass.
My penis is a respectable 6 inches, thank you very much.
Sitting is so much cleaner. You need to learn to sit, dude. It's just so much better.