I want a smart, cute woman to watch movies with and make my wife.

>>52928
>old hags
>cute

>>52928
I "Like" Jeopardy on Normiebook, and it seems like every week in my feed they are promoting some adorable new champion. As if there are these brilliant, beautiful women all over the place and I'm just not finding them.

Frankly, I find that even more depressing than my friends' pictures of their wives and kids.

>>52933
>As if there are these brilliant, beautiful women all over the place and I'm just not finding them.
They all have a meeting everyday and find ways to hide from you.

>>52928
>I want a smart, cute woman to watch movies with and make my wife.
Don't we all?

>wife
Marriage is for idiots who can only make women stay with them through legal ties forcing them to.

>>52928
>children with her and live a happy comfortable life with my beautiful bride.

Good luck with that. Let me know if the girl you find has a sister.

>>52933
Because telegenic contestants bring in viewers.

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>>52928
札幌に行こう、あそこにはそんな女が見つかれます。

>>52991
Are you telling me to go to Sapporo, Japan in order to pick up women? That seems like quite the hassle.

>>52996
Sure. The statue of William S. Clark there wants you to be ambitious.

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>Looks like I win again, anon. This time you'll have to take off something more than a sock. Isn't game night fun?

;__;