I'm Hungry... what is the easiest delicious food to

>>44271
instant noodles
5 minutes and very little effort

frozen pizza
25 minutes and even less effort

this is usually what I go for, depending on how lazy I am vs how fast I want it

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hotdogs

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this is now a food thread

>>44271
when i'm feeling lazy i make egg in a hole
just cut a hole in a piece of (nice) bread and crack an egg into it while frying it on the frying pan. add salt, pepper.
or if i'm not starving and feeling lazy i cut up whatever vegetables are in the fridge, open a can of tomatoes, and make tomato sauce + pasta. that shit is easy. just throw spices at it until it tastes good. my fav is marjoram. a few bay leaves go a long ways too. for whatever reason this is also really really easy to make while completely wasted, and always tastes really good whenever i make it drunk. even the next day. and when i'm drunk i always make way too much so i always have leftovers.
thats my two go to really easy things. i can think of other shit too if you want thats pretty ez.

>>44567
oh my other go to is toast/english muffin in the oven with cheddar cheese, take it out when its sufficiently cooked, and then cut avocado and put it on top. thats easy and tasty.

mac n cheese from a box

>>44567
>when i'm feeling lazy i make egg in a hole
>just cut a hole in a piece of (nice) bread and crack an egg into it while frying it on the frying pan. add salt, pepper.
Most people just call those Bulls Eyes, unless egg in a hole is a special kind of foreign name for them.

>>44600
i call them toad in a hole, but often no one knows what i'm talking about. i thought egg in a hole was sufficiently generic enough.
i think it just depends on where you're from.
either way its delicious and easy.

>>44271
Why do you want to cook for lazy people?

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>>44293

>>44274
>frozen pizza
>25 minutes
4:30 minutes in the microwave.

Can i die from too much protein

>>44858
It won't poison you or anything, but too much of anything will make you pop I suppose.

>>44298
>>44299
Shame someone felt the need to cum on these

>>44859
Pop?

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microwaved baked potato:
put potato in micro for 10min (turn after 5min)

microwave some bacon

put cheese and butter in it, add pieces of bacon
shit is NICE

protip: garlic butter and corn is also ++

anyone have any good cereal recipes?

>>45072
>pour milk into bowl
>add cereal

>>45072
if you wanna spice things up

>add cereal
>pour milk into bowl

>>45074
>>45076
This was very unhelpful, thank you anyways though.

>>44857
Except it will taste like shit.

>>45079
nope. it actually works great.

i've done it with both tostinos and digiorno. both come out perfect. digiorno ones are actually made for the microwave.
cooked evenly, crust on the tostinos stays soft too. digiorno gets crisp.

try it out.

>>45072
fruity pebbles with banana slices and strawberry milk.

and cinnamon toast crunch treats. like rice crispy treats but made with ct crunch.

>>45074
>>45076
>"eating" milk
if you don't have milk do you use water instead? put food in a bowl of water? it's just as retarded cause it's not food it's just thin drink

L2 filmjölk

>>45081
how long should I leave the banana slices in the microwave?

>>44877
Force enough stuff in you and you risk damage to your intestines

A can of refried beans and blacks
Two tortillas and some shredded lettuce and cheese
Warm the beans on a stove and bam, you're eating like a king

>>45288
>blacks
*black beans

>>44858
Probably. Consuming too much protein can cause liver and brain damage.

It's a cliche answer, but probably the best ratio of tastiness:difficulty is steak.

>Salt both sides, rest 5 minutes
>Oven-proof stove on skillet, medium high
>Turn on broiler
>Add pepper and whatever seasonings you want to steak
>Sear in skillet with butter
>Pop into oven for a few minutes to finish

I usually just skip the broiler altogether and cook the whole thing on the stove.

Roasting a whole chicken is also dead-simple and delicious. Throw that bitch on top of some potatoes, carrots and celery before it goes in the oven.

Cheese in two tortillas, microwaved.

Scrambled eggs. Oil and heat the pan up. Stir 3 eggs. Add a splash of water in the egg batter. Put some salt on it as you're pouring it in, and then just keep pulling the mixture towards the middle. Then when yolk isn't leaking out that much, that's when you flip it a few times then throw it onto a plate. Literally takes a couple minutes. So simple, and it's the fastest way to cook up eggs even if you woke up late.

>>45628
why are these things necessary:
>oil
>water
>salt
>pulling
>flipping

I don't do any of that and my scrambled eggs are fine.