welcome to the bar /vip/ take a load have a drink and tell

>>42598
>take a load
l-lewd...

>>42598
you take loads off your back, you don't just take them!

How do Asari impregnate other Asari?

Do they grow cocks, or just scissor?

>>42782
they asexually reproduce with no insemination, but a mate is required to give them an orgasm. This orgasm causes an egg to self-fertilize and undergo random mutations

>>42784
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Doubly so when the whole taboo about forbidden asari love was about genetic diversity.

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First snow of the year appeared this morning,

Took photo

>Talis visor

>>42782
They mind rape, duh

>However asari gender is defined, they are innately different from humans, for asari can mate and successfully reproduce with any other gender or species. Although they have one gender, they are not asexual and do in fact require a partner to reproduce. However, asari reproduction is very different from other forms of sexual reproduction. An asari provides two copies of her own genes to her offspring, one of which is passed on unaltered. The second set of genes is altered in a unique process called melding, also known as the joining. During melding, the eyes of the asari initiating the meld dilate as she consciously attunes her nervous system to her partner's, sending and receiving electrical impulses directly through the skin. A common phrase used before melding is "embrace eternity", presumably to help focus the partner's mind. Effectively, the asari and her partner briefly become one unified nervous system, sharing memories, thoughts, and feelings. The offspring is always an asari, regardless of the species or sex of the "father" and in the case that the offspring is of two asari, the father is the one who does not give birth.

>>42943
>[...] The offspring resulting from such interspecies pairings are always asari as no DNA is taken from the partner. Instead, the asari uses the meld to explore her partner's genetic heritage and pass desirable traits on to any offspring and as a "map" to randomize the genes of the offspring.

also,
>It is also possible for an asari to meld with another for the sole purpose of transferring thoughts, without reproduction.
imagine having sex with your teachers to transfer knowledge

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Got home from work. Feeling comfy.

>>42969
same, waiting for blizzcon vods to be up so I can laugh at the shitty diablo 4 teaser trailer

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Had my first real day ow work at my new job and now my fingers hurt.

>>42977
wtf, how much do you have to type for your job?

>>43018
I move packages

>>43019
I did that a lot today too!

mv /tmp/netdata_1.4.1~master_amd64.deb /export/repo/incomingDeb

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>>42598
>take a load

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>>42598

>take a load

Damn it, OP, you had one chance to not be a faggot. Now I'll have to pretend to be a girl to make this situation less gay. In fact, I think everyone in this thread is gonna have to cross-dress and pretend to be little girls just to offset your faggoty post.

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I'll have a White Russian.

My story? Nothing special. Too much free time. Too old to get a job. Too young to draw Social Security. So I get by. Somehow.

We all die eventually. Just kind of waiting around another 0-20 years to go...

>>42784
Mass Effect, you're awesome.

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>>42657
How many loads?

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Shall i begin?

Me4 will be Internets

>inb4 all hate ryder,

It wil probably feel better,
Ill use female ryder if ill play

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>>42598
>Take a load