i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water

i am a JAVA. i ahev a long doc and i make programs w/ my API. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will hax your anus tonight and make a mess of your computer and ass

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I have Great Blue Herons nesting in my trees. I love them. Come in, cutie

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