If you walk through this, you get to furiously fuck you're

>>36066
*teleports behind katana*
*unsheathes you*

nothing personnel kid

>pushes you into web

>>36066
>Fucking up a spider web just to get your dick wet.
Don't be rude to your spiderbros. I lost mine a few weeks ago, and bugs started coming up everywhere.

what i find odd about this picture is the spiders appear to be coexisting well enough to build webs right near one another.
spiders are solitary predators and are unlikely to buddy up like this

>>36066
No, because I ain't dick to spiders bro.
Hell if anything, I'd rather furiously fuck my waifu before even thinking about ruining the spiders country.

>>36496
>not knowing about colonial orb spiders

>>36066
I'm more of a marrying, making love, and raising a family kind of guy.

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fuck yeah

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>>36066
Fuck no

>>36066
I think I'd rather actually shoot myself in the head than walk through that. Not even joking.

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>>36066
If I truly wanted to fuck my waifu and those weren't dangerous spiders, why not? Thing is I don't.

No. I had a terrible dream about spiders last night and I still feel them crawling all over me.

There were these very little spiders that were SUPER fast and could jump / fly. I somehow knew that they'd double in size every day so I tried to kill them by stomping on them. I killed one, but it turned out it had a bunch of spider eggs inside it that were so sharp they shot into my foot. Then they hatched and started eating and mating inside of me. I could feel them eating me from the inside, but they never broke the skin. In a could of seconds I was just a husk filled with thousands of man eating spiders.

Worst dream I've ever had.

Wasps, hornets and spiders. The three worst enemies of mankind. I don't get why we haven't eradicated them yet.

>>36066
Easy!
In America, you only have to worry about the bites from Brown Recluse spiders and Black Widows.
Only a fool would be scared of any other one of us.

>>36066
Are they venomous?
Is there some pool of water nearby for me to jump in?
Can I wear any set of clothing? Is a hazmat suit okay?

>>36500
>if anything, I'd rather furiously fuck my waifu before even thinking about ruining the spiders country.
You say that like it's the unpopular opinion. Most people wouldn't go near that web of devils.

>>36066
Yes

The spiders are unlikely to harm me as long as I'm being slow and not trying to piss them off. Plus, even if they do, spider bites aren't exactly dangerous. Most of them are completely harmless, the rest are only painful and heal by themselves, and for the tiny rest we have antidotes.

>>36483
>I lost mine a few weeks ago, and bugs started coming up everywhere.
Me too, RIP spiderbro. The web was just gone one day. I'm not sure what happened. I sure as hell didn't intentionally or accidentally remove it.

Would you run as fast as possible and get through it before you realize what happened, or would you go very slowly and carefully?

>>36621
>Wasps, hornets and mosquitos
FTFY

I.. I'd rather just masturbate...

>>36610
Is she trying to box or be a "kawaii catgril"

>>36660
just blast thru that shit nigga.
ur waifu is on the other side waiting for good love.

>>36656
p. mch ths 2bhdesu
only thng is id feel bad if i hrmed 1 of thm so id hav 2 b carful wher i step

>>36066
Wouldn't I be dead at the end?

If there was no risk of death and got marry her, I'd do it.

>>36483
That spiderbro isn't going to tenderly love me. He'll just just have to rebuild his web.

>>37012
>Wouldn't I be dead at the end?
No. Spiders are pretty harmless and unlikely to bite you to begin with.

In the case of spiders, the old “it's more scared of you than you are of it” is actually true. Like most other animals, it will try and run as a first resort, only attacking when it sees no other way out.

>>36907
who boxes like that?

>>36066
you shouldve made it asspull proof

such as saying naked without tools or help or other shit

as is Id just suit up in full body gear and walk through and then remember that I am not pathetic enough to have a waifu

>>36066
>Put a coat
>Run trough it
>Remove coat

Too easy