How did you learn about sex? did your parents have the talk with

My parents bought me a book about puberty when I was 13. It's how I learned to masturbate and what sex was.

>>26605
what is sex?

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>>26605

>>26610
Well, son, when a mommy and mommy's lover love each very much, mommy slams her vagoo onto the lover's penor until he squirts baby batter into her brat shitter.

Porn and sex ed.
My parents never gave me the talk and I'm glad, it would've been awkward.

My sex-ed teacher was great and was very professional.

i don´t really remember. guess it was a mix of books and asking my parents stuff. then i just went and experimented on my own.

>>26668
>it would've been awkward.
you think the birds and the bees is awkward?
try having your parents confront you when they discover your lolicon art collection.

>>26609
what kind of autist do you have to be to have to learn how to fap from a book?

My older brother molested me.

>>26684
Did that happen?

>>26690
yup

>>26686
A thirteen year old kid that has rarely gotten a boner.

>>26691
I've managed to keep it under my hat but I think my dad supects it (or at least is aware of my toilet fetish).

>>26702
>toilet fetish
elaborate

>>26702
Like scat and piss or being physically aroused by the porcelain goddess?

>>26707
>>>/e/1912850

>>26708
More likely women being used as toilets, or transforming partially into them.

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>>26605
lel seaweed

simple, when I was 18 I've read up about it on internets
then I also started lurking chans and was literally spammed by that shit

finest from scat or gay porn, to even cp and all on the lovely krautchan

>>26605
the internet like everybody else

>>26605
Not when I learned about sex but: When I was 7 or 8 I heard the boys from my class talking about girl parts, and one of them let slip that it's called “vagina”.

Later that night I'm furiously googling “bujina”, “bajina” and other variations because I didn't understand the word well enough to have gotten the spelling right. Needless to say, I'm disappointed

After this, my mother saw my search history and bought me an anatomy book “so I learn how to spell vagina”. (And yes, she gave it to me in front of my entire family, with that reasoning said out loud)

>>26835
More specifically, I discovered porn sites when I was about 10 or so. One of the first things I saw was melissadoll.com. In particular, the trailer where the guy eats her pussy in one scene. I remember being so grossed out by that at first.

Then it became my lifelong fetish, and not long after I was using altavista video search to look up “eating pussy” videos.

Sex ed
porn
other people (kids my age who had older siblings).

My parents had "the talk" with me, but it was super basic and included the "you should only do it with someone you love" line.

>>26826
>when I was 18 I've read up about it on internets
so you are saying before you knew nothing about it?

>>26605
By starting to have it when I was 14? What's the implication of this thread?

>>26963
>"you should only do it with someone you love"
I missed many an opportunity because this was deeply ingrained in me.

>>26605
internet
my parents never talked to me about sex
i think they might have gotten me a book once but i didn't read it

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>>26605
Learn about the what?

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>12 year old, I go for a walk along the railroad tracks with my dad.
>He tells me the story of a happy dog, running along the tracks, wagging his tail.
>A train came along and ran over his tail, cutting off the tip.
>The dog turned to see what had happened and the train cut off his head.



>My dad said "The moral of this story is you don't lose your head over a piece of tail.".

>>27409
Based as fuck

My mom told me about sex, but not about masturbating.

I remember being like 9 or 10 and watching porn videos and wanting to masturbate, but not know how. I tried looking for example videos on the porn sites I used, but they always were women masturbating and not men. Eventually I found a video of a guy masturbating and ejaculating, and I remember thinking "Wow, was it that hard to find a video of a guy masturbating?"

We were taught about sex in my school in the second fucking grade.

>>26839
I'm starting to think every mom has an innate desire to emasculate her son

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my parents got a me a shitty ibm in the late 90s and got me an internet connection

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>>26605
When I was maybe 8 years old my parents gave me a book with high-res pictures of a foetus developing in the womb.
I decided to never have children and I try to conquer my fears by reading doujin that make a mockery of human reproduction ever since.

>>26839
>ba china

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>>26605
I remember being really ignorant about sex well into my middle school years but this was the early 90s before internet was common. I heard bits and pieces from various classmates such as "You gotta have sex to have a baby!" but not understanding the depth of what it actually meant. I was the oldest of three so I had no older siblings to teach me the ways.

I do remember at some point having a talk with my dad about where babies come from and he mentioned sex but when I asked for details about what sex actually was, he gave me what I thought at the time was a really confusing answer; he essentially said "When your peter gets hard and you stick it in a girl's vagina." Obviously confused and not understanding, I asked how that actually results in a baby and he said "Because it shoots juice." At that point my mom interrupted and told me not to listen to my dad because "I shouldn't be hearing those kinds of things."

Other than that, my parents never had "the talk" with me. Instead, my mom gave me a book about puberty and sex. She told me to read it in private. I never actually read the whole thing, I just skipped to the pages where they showed female body parts and outlined intercourse and imagined what sex was like. Then we had sex ed in public school and my family got internet the following year and, well, there was no need for me to imagine anymore.