What's the most pathetic thing you've done today. I'm

>>17377
Why?

I a sex dream last night and I've masturbated to the memory of it 3 times already.

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>>17384
Because it's comfortable and I can urinate without having to get out of my recliner, desu.

>>17393
>mac
Fucking faggot

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>>17399
Apple is the only company that makes usable 5K computers for a decent price. Deal with it.

>>17419
>using a mac
>probably lives in New York

>>17421
I live in the midwest. My city has like 30k people or something.

>>17377
Fapped to gay porn if that counts.

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>>17377
I slept during class and looked under a highschool girl's skirt when she was walking up some stairs.

>>17441
>highschool

Like the 30 or so previous days, I tried and failed to suck my own penis.

>>17455
She was legal, maybe.
Don't judge me.

>>17377
replying to this thread, 100%

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>>17377
We're going to need to see pics.

>>17476
>i keep gettin older, they stay the same age
>yes they do, yes they doooo

>>17489
Yeah that's what I like about highschool girls.
My dream is go to Japan and have sex with a bunch of highschool girls in uniforms. Ha~n

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The most pathetic thing I've done today was OP's mom.

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>>17494

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>>17488
Here you go.

>>17506
Mom mother is extremely pathetic. I almost feel bad for her but she's a cunt so I don't.

>>17513
the absolute madman

>>17510
that's gold

>>17510
Beta Germans are amazing.

>>17561
Most of all they're german before even being ultimate beta

>>17561
i think it's more of an /int/ thing. i had some other screencaps but cant find them atm.

like when they tried to have a /brit/ meetup and they were all nervous about going to the meeting place and posting things like "i'm across the street, can someone come get me".

and there was that autistic finn who got kicked out of japan because he pulled a knife on people who wanted to touch his blond hair

>>17586
>finn
>blond hair

>>17377
Really?

>>17736
Why doesn't it work?

>>17736
Yes. See. >>17513

>>17377
took 2 hours making character in divinity original sins even though there isnt that many option and stoped playing after 30minutes at most

>>17586
>finn
>pulled a knife on people
Is this the most reliable stereotype or what?

>>17513
What's it like to completely lack shame?

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>>17945
It feels as good as whatever drug I have on hand. I want to try heroin. I bought some but my friends got me to flush it. I want to try it.

>>17955
>It feels good
I'm not surprised.

You need to not be self-destructive.

Fasle flag thread. Hide and report.

>>17964
It's not self destructive. I have an okay job and I am getting an apartment soon. That's pretty good, desu.

>>17973
Using heroin is, without exception, self-destructive. Sounds like you got friends that are looking out for you. I suggest you listen to them.

>>17984
That's just a normie meme. There are functional heroin junkies out there.

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>>17990
That's a bit beside the point because it's still self-destructive. How many of them live to an old age? There's no good reason to do it. Sorry too cool for life man, but I can't let you win this argument.

>>18001
I already like other drugs, desu. Nothing wrong with that.

>>17377
Today was actually a p. good day for me, 2bhdesu.
Went to classes, handed in some math HW, didn't accidentally look at the cute girl in French class too much, and then played tennis with my friend for a couple of sets.
I am currently wearing socks and underwear with no pants, though. I figured I'd stop into /vip/ between changing.
I hope the diaper thing works out for you.

>>17393
Do you wear a diaper while meditating?

>>18028
What country are you from?

>>18031
I don't meditate I'm too lazy.

>>18027
But there is. There's a difference in how heroin fucks up your life and how most other drugs to. Which is to say that a lot of them don't necessarily have to fuck it up at all, but heroin will most certainly do it. The fact that you're being so obtuse about this suggests that you need to lay off the drugs for a while and think real hard about what you want out of life.

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>>18052
Xanax fucks with your head quite a bit too. Some of it is surreal like the time loss/dilation.

I already thought about what I wanted out of life and as soon as I get my apartment I'll have step one of my life goals complete. Then in another 10 years I'll get married and the final step of my life goal will have been achieved!

>>18039
USA. You?

>>18064
Yes the great lakes, desu.

>>18059
I'm just some guy on the internet, but for what it's worth I think you should take your health a little more seriously. It's your most valuable asset and having it will help a lot with achieving those goals.