Why is my waifu, Magical Girl Miki Sayaka-chan, the most perfect

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What's the time limit here?

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30 seconds? 25 seconds? I don't know, man!

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>Heterosexual

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>>1223
SHE IS VERY HETEROSEXUAL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

>>1296
>>1314
trying to troll Anti-Crack-Kun into buying a pass?

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>>1331
If he comes here, then he'll leave /a/!

I thought the whole point of Madoka threads on /a/ is to bait ACK into yelling at you. What's the point of making one here where he can't reply to you?

>>1355
no, he shits up multiple boards and websites like it's his full-time job.
Dynasty-Scans usually has to turn off registration of new users whenever a madoka crack doujin is uploaded.

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She got cucked

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>>1365
I really don't like ACK. I remember back in the day when I could post Sayaka-chan and not have an autistic faggot bitch and moan about shit. Holy fuck. I hate that so much.

>>1374
That's amusing, but now we're safe here. He won't buy a pass. If he does, he'll lose it when he gets banned. We're safe to post Sayakas.

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>>1398
>ACK single-handedly funds 4chan by repeatedly buying 4chan passes to shit up /vip(
Let's make it happen.

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>>1432
It's in the card, boys! We can save 4chan.

>>1432
He could do it too, he's a spoiled rich kid.

Should girls love girls?

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>>1509
No! That's forbidden!!!

You're literally bankrupting the site with this dump.

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>>1818
I'm a paying customer, I can do this now.

>>1927
I did this.

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>>2052
NO, STOP!

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>tfw Sayaka will never take a shit on your chest

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>>2580
It's Mordin!

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>>2783
I'm VIP.

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>>2938
BANE?

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I don't wear masks.I'm gonna go sleep, have fun.

Why

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What does Sayaka's cape feel like?

Will Sayaka play a starring role in the new Madoka series?

Or will she be a minor character who gets routinely killed off?

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>>3137
Justice, probably.

>>3119
Why, what?

>>3157
She better be the MC.

>>1191
>Sayaka
>heterosexual

"Ow, wait, stop!" Sayaka panted. Hiro stopped trying to insert his penis into Sayaka's vagina.

"Is something wrong again?"

"It's just... I- I'm still not getting wet enough. It really hurts if you just try to put it in there and I'm not ready."

"Well when are you gonna be ready?" Horo said in a sudden outburst. Sayaka quickly lowered her eyes.

"I'm... I'm sorry..."

Hiro sat by himself at the edge of the bed.

"I mean, I'm sorry too. I don't want to get mad at you, it's not something I should be mad over. It's just, we've been dating for like six months now, and you keep saying that we're going to have sex, but you always back out or something goes wrong and it's just, you know, frustrating... like, it makes me wonder if you're actually attracted to me."

"Oh no, honey, please don't think that," Sayaka said as she moved over to put her arms around him. "You know I care about you and of course I'm attracted to you, it's just, I need to take things at my own pace is all. You know I'm still a virgin, I need to figure these things out."

"And how come you're still a virgin?"

"Um, well, you know... not everyone is going to lose their virginity at the same time. Everyone's different."

"Are you a virgin with girls?"

Sayaka froze for a second. Her mouth hung open slightly, unsure of what to say.

"...Um... what do you mean?"

"It's obvious what I mean. I mean, have you had sex with girls before?"

"Why would you think that? I'm dating you and you're a guy, right? So obviously I'm straight."

"Look, I feel really bad about this, but I have to come clean. I accidentally found your porn on your computer, and, I saw what kind of stuff you like to look at."

"...so... you mean..."

(cont.)

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>>4310
???

>>4310
(cont.)

"Yeah, I saw all the lesbian porn. Girls eating each other out, girls fingering each others' assholes, you know, pretty hard to not realize what you're looking at. And like I said I shouldn't have been looking in the first place and I'm really sorry for violating your trust like that but if you were actually gay it would explain a lot of what's been going on with us."

"I... I don't really know what to say, Hiro..."

"Just answer the question. Are you a lesbian or are you not."

Sayaka tried to think quickly.

"I- look, maybe I've been a bit confused about my sexuality before, but, that's just kinda normal, you know? There are lots of straight girls who like lesbian porn, it's not really important and it doesn't affect what I want to do in real life. What's important is that I want to be with you and I want this relationship to work."

Hiro sighed heavily and put one arm around Sayaka.

"I mean, I do want you to know that I trust you. I have to admit that what I found kind of weirded me out a little bit, but it doesn't have to be a big deal. I know it doesn't have to affect our sex life, it's not like you're doing something crazy like, you're fucking Kyoko whenever you go sleep at her house or something."

At those words, Sayaka's body immediately tensed up and her eyes went wide. She said nothing and tried to recover quickly, but Hiro could sense that there was a problem.

"Sayaka... have you been cheating on me?"

Sayaka again said nothing. She felt horribly trapped, but she didn't want to lie.

"I... I mean..."

"Yeah, that's what I thought," Hiro said as he started to get dressed. "I hope you have a lot of fun with Kyoko, you can rub your pussies together or something, I bet SHE gets you real nice and wet."

"Wait, Hiro please!" Sayaka yelled, but Hiro ignored her as he stormed out and slammed the door behind him.

>>1223
Get your fanon bullshit out of here

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>>4748
>>5084
Jesus, Sayaka really let herself go.

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>>5547
Funny!

>>1191
How the fuck did you afford a pass?

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>>6924
I work? How do you?

He carries a gun to work.

>>1223
shes the most heterosexual in relative terms anyway

>>1191
>Miki Sayaka

>>10652
Yes.

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shes a dumb dumb

test

...ing something else

not that i mean to imply this thread is a waste of bandwith in which to dump any old nonsense

but it's on page seven or so, and i didn't think anyone would notice

done

>>14215
I noticed.

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Honestly fuck Sayaku aka the dumbest fucking magical girl in history of mankind.

At least she's not as harmful as Mumi because she's so dumb.