>You are a conquistador
>You spent two years in a boat full of smelly musky men
>Survive malnutrition, disease and death
>You finally reach a tropical land with plenty of food and resources
>then suddenly find this
what do?
sneeze
run my trusty sword thru her
by sword i mean the toledo kind
Dá ouro.
cum in her choochie
Eat bananas?
>>9787
>cof cof
>they all die of tuberculosis and chicken plox
My penis shrink instantly because they are ugly as fuck
>>9787
have sex with her
>>9787
Violate the Prime Directive.
>>9787
put my willy inside her
That's a monkey.