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As a Jew I am quite upset about our under appreciation in videogames. I have however realized that the greatest video game character ever is infact Jewish. Gordon Freeman.
1.) Many surnames traditionally associated with Judaism end in -stein, -berg, or -man.
2.)He is ruggedly handsome, and incredibly brilliant (he was a theoretical physicist at Black Mesa, after all)
3.) He single-handedly defeated the Combine forces using the teachings of the Torah a crowbar (sorry, I got a little carried away).
Unfortunately, after looking at the Wikipedia entry for Freeman I learned that he probably isn't Jewish (the name Freeman literally means "free man"). Although this saddened my it also got me thinking, what if Gordon Freeman was Jewish?
To start constructing this picture, I think that the first thing he would need is an obviously Jewish surname like Freestein or Freeberg, or Steinstein. I think Gordon Steinstein has a nice ring to it. Also, replacing the lambda symbol on the HEV suit with a Star of David (pic related) shows the citizens of City 17 that Steinstein doesn't mess around. Other than these two changes I guess he would be the same as Gordon Freeman
I think that it would be great if game developers (like Valve) had powerful Jews as the protagonists of there games. Also, Valve, if you are looking to do a spin-off of the Half-Life series with a Jewish protagonist feel free to use the name Steinstein (you know you want to).
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>>58313
gas yourself kike desu senpai
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>>58313
>1.) Many surnames traditionally associated with Judaism end in -stein, -berg, or -man.
The fucking jews sank the titanic
WHEN WILL YOU STOP YOU FUCKING KIKES?!
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>>58313
Neil Druckmann from naught dog is Israeli. Joel is a jew
Wolfenstein guy is also a jew
The CEOs of Marvel are 6day war veterans
Contain your social Marxists you mother fuckers
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>>58837
>BJ
>jew
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>>58873
are you guys still under russian occupation?
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>>58313
That's dumb
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>>58910
You know whose under occupation?
The Palestenians, they deserve a state.
And no Jordan is not Palestinian state
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>>58910
Shit if I know, not watching TV or leaving my cave.
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>>58967
i dont care about jews
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>>58313
-berg, -man and all that were surnames jews took over from scandinavians/germans and other european nations in order for their surnames to sound more eurpoean
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>>58313
1/3 of Hollywood just isn't enough is it?
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>>58313
if Freeman is jewish, it makes sense that he likes Eli's daughter.
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>take over entire world
>still have the gall to demand to have your filthy race in vidya
Fuck off and go back where you came from, subhuman.
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>>59434
>takes over the world
>subhuman
it seems to be the subhuman is (you)
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>>58313
why are Jews similar to jewels?
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>gordon steinstein
i'm laughing my ass off
why are jewish names just funny
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>>59879
Because they shine beautifully? :)
t. Israel loving Christian American
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>>58313
Gib back jerusalem kike
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>>59906
the king of germany made them change all their last names to more german sounding ones so they would assimilate
so they just chose the names of streets and cities as their last names
thats why its always dumb shit like steinberg and bloomberg because a 'berg' is just german for town
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>>58313
>german
>MAN
Holy shit it never ends
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>>58313
Mario is a jew
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>>58313
>He is ruggedly handsome
but jews are fucking ugly
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>>60066
forgot my pic
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>>59879
Jews should never be pronounce as J (the G sound). It's Yew. Yehudi.
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>>60146
jews should be pronounced as ash
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>>58873
Polish-American Jew
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>>58313
Posts like this make me wish the holocaust happened
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>>58313
this is why world hates you
you create problem out of nothing and demand that world bend their lifes to fit you
and give you shekels
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>>58771
kek
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>>59524
Dinosaurs took over the world for a while
Dinosaurs are literally subhuman
Check mate, toothpaste
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>>60171
Best idea! Yes!
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>>58771
oh fuck my sides
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>>58313
You realized that now? You're an idiot.
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>>60066
Could you recognize a Jewish person in group of Italians?
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>>59932
Based Francis
Crusade when
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>>61890
This
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>>58313
Posting in bait thread
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>>58771
Ackshully, the man responsible for sinking the Titanic was (((J. Bruce Ishmay)))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIG2FKFl49o
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>freeman
>greatest video game character ever
why is no one talking about that?
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>>62999
sounds too jewish
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>>60171
damn son
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>>58313
OY VEY, GORDON, WE DON'T GO TO RAVENHOLM ANYMORE!
Also I'm pretty sure we're well-represented in underground or amateur vidya made and/or played by /pol/. Like, a lot of representation. Not the kind I'd want, though.
We do have a good ARMA 3 team, though.
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>>58771
lmao
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>>58771
can someone explain me this political compass?
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