Why are Americans universally hated on /vint/? I thought all

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Jealousy

>>39548
/int/ is 24/7 banter

america has the highest number of posters so of course we end up getting a lot of banter

all in good fun though

the vast majority of /v/ posters are yanks. its too easy to troll them.

>>39548
Because they're spamming the shit out of this board, literally every thread is made by an american

>>39729
This

>>39807
Well, this is an American board desu senpai baka

>>39548
>Why are Americans universally hated on /vint/?
Because Americans are easy to mess with

>I thought all the other countries got along well with them?
You're fucking stupid

>>39548
Literally the only people hating on Bugerland is Britian, and they're still salty from the American Revolution and the Tea dumpings

>>39548
They hate themselves, what the hell were you expecting?

>>39729
No. I actually hate Americans. Americans have the smelliest poop in the whole world. India tried to research American poop to improve their own poop quality, but their researchers couldn't handle American poop and thus abandoned their efforts. Americans have the worst burgers but the best poop. If only poop were judged by the smelliness of their being. Some days I wish I were American simply so I could say my poop were the smelliest.

In America, soda doesn't contain real sugar.

>>39548
americans are fine, remove europe and south america

>>40114
hello /v/edditor

>>40306
hush toothpaste

Americans are ignorant about other cultures, they're too arrogant to actually want to learn more and they're unfunny as well. There has never been a good post made by an American on /int/. And Canadians are even worse.

>on /vint/
>implying they're not hated everywhere else

>>40114
Enjoying your stay on /int/ /v/edditor?

You have to go back though, sorry!

>>40419
t. Tommy Pommy from Oxfordlandingshireport

>>40497
why are you so mean Brazil :(

they are low iq ugly creatures
when i see an american posting on a thread i always leave
i can't stand these ugly spics

>>39548
Did you vote stay or leave?

>>40419
>Americans are ignorant about other cultures, they're too arrogant to actually want to learn more and they're unfunny as well
>says a UK poster

Is this ironic shitposting?

British comedy is awful and stereotype all other cultures in a pretentious manner.

>>39548
the eternal fat burger
>bomb the shit out of middle east and muslims now hate us
WE DINDU NUFFIN
>after bombing middle east shit tons of migrants go to europe to fuck their shit up
WE DINDU NUFFIN
>merricans's drug consumption rate is fucking insane and do whatever it takes to get the drugs, making druglord untouchable, not to mention they armed them
WE DINDU NUFFIN
>support bank cartels then blame others for the those dipshits greed
WE DINDU NUFFIN
>fuck south america shit up by installing dictatos
WE DINDU NUFFIN

i wonder why everyone hates them

>>40743
Britain is universally loved, America is universally hated.

>>40619
literally everything you just called us applies to brazilians

>>40743
>British comedy is awful and stereotype all other cultures in a pretentious manner.

He's going to call it banter, just wait.

>>39548
You're seeing /v/ getting torn apart by the addition of flags. They are slowly eating each other apart because they can't stand /int/ style banter.

Luckily I frequent both boards, and am enjoying both the crash/burn and the actually threads.

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Who cares

>>40743
>>40946
Seriously though, you have to go back /v/edditors
>>40598
>be American
>go to Wal-Mart
>there are no fatcarts
>have to walk a mile down the potato chip and soda aisle just to get a gallon of milk to go with your smuggled kinder surprises
>shart your pants
>it drips down your leg to the floor
>slip in your own shit
>can't get back up
>lay there in your own shit surrounded by 10 lb bags of potato chips
>reach over and open a bag of Chicken and Waffle flavored Ruffles and eat them until help arrives
>get halfway through the bag
>decide to eat a kinder surprise
>you begin to choke on it
>can't reach the 30 pack of Coca Cola
>you see a woman on the horizon
>you manically wave your arms around to signal for help
>she panics and shoots you, and the shock dislodges the kinder surprise from your throat
>she then calls the police and tells them you were assaulting her and she defended herself
>police arrive
>they shoot you again
>notice the illegal substance you were consuming
>flip a coin to decide whether to shoot again or not
>doesn't matter, they do it anyway for good measure
>they load you in an ambulance
>take you to the hospital
>the surgeons remove your right foot on accident because of a mixup with your paperwork
>then they remove the bullets and patch you up
>release you from the hospital
>you speak to a lawyer about your missing foot
>the best he can do is a settlement out of court for $15,000 because they found that you had Diabetes and you would eventually lose your foot from poor circulation anyway
>finally get the bill from the hospital
>it's just over $200,000, not including the ambulance ride
>you see a psychiatrist who diagnoses you with depression and autism
>he prescribes 17 different pills to treat them
>you die of Diabetes complications 6 months later
>your kids inherit your debt
>they go out to send a payment through the mail
>they get shot

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>>40876
>Britain is universally loved

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>>40885
see
that's why i leave
look at that ugly ass flag

>>40600
>burger talking about meanness
Just look at the threads your obsessed compatriots are making about my country.

>>40876
>Britain is universally loved

Everyone in Europe hates you now, the rest of the world generally dislikes you based on ethnicity except for a couple Asian countries and burgers.

You're crazy m8

Don't be so thin-skinned. Some countries like Brazil and Sweden get a thousand times more flak.

>>39729
dis

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>>41078
>this wall of greentext

It's 6am where you are and this is how you live your life.

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>>41170
b-but's that not me brazil, I like you

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>>41078
>be British
>go to Wal-Mart
>there are no fatcarts
>have to walk a mile down the potato chip and soda aisle just to get a gallon of milk to go with your smuggled kinder surprises

>>41238
Nah, less flack but it's much more severe
>shart your pants
>it drips down your leg to the floor
>slip in your own shit
>can't get back up
>lay there in your own shit surrounded by 10 lb bags of potato chips
>reach over and open a bag of Chicken and Waffle flavored Ruffles and eat them until help arrives
>get halfway through the bag
>decide to eat a kinder surprise
>you begin to choke on it
>can't reach the 30 pack of Coca Cola
>you see a woman on the horizon
>you manically wave your arms around to signal for help
>she panics and shoots you, and the shock dislodges the kinder surprise from your throat
>she then calls the police and tells them you were assaulting her and she defended herself
>police arrive
>they shoot you again
>notice the illegal substance you were consuming
>flip a coin to decide whether to shoot again or not
>doesn't matter, they do it anyway for good measure
>they load you in an ambulance
>take you to the hospital
>the surgeons remove your right foot on accident because of a mixup with your paperwork
>then they remove the bullets and patch you up
>release you from the hospital
>you speak to a lawyer about your missing foot
>the best he can do is a settlement out of court for $15,000 because they found that you had Diabetes and you would eventually lose your foot from poor circulation anyway
>finally get the bill from the hospital
>it's just over $200,000, not including the ambulance ride
>you see a psychiatrist who diagnoses you with depression and autism
>he prescribes 17 different pills to treat them
>you die of Diabetes complications 6 months later
>your kids inherit your debt
>they go out to send a payment through the mail
>they get shot

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>>40876
>Britain is universally loved

>>40821

>when the 3rd world country that's stuck to your ass tries to talk shit

>>41103
please stop posting mjarcille you dirty fucking monkey

>>41411
How new are you?

>>41545
C H U C K Y

>>40419
stfu u fuckin faggot u fuckin paki britain is an islam SHITHOLE

>>41472
Hey, I'm not the one you quoted, but I'm sorry, friend. You're probably a nice person, but most of the americans aren't like you and are just arrogant as fuck

>>41780
>How new are you?

Very, so new in fact I'm creating new ways to shitpost and annoy dumb fucking tripfaggots.

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>>41170
On most boards it's Brazil complaining about Brazil and flags making them feel ashamed right now.

Americans are the most easily triggered people on the planet.

They aren't commie enough yet

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>>41666
>666

>>40306
How could you know so much about american's poop? and why?

>>42084
>Americans are the most easily triggered people on the planet.

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE AND THE SHIT HOLE YOU CAME FROM

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>>42024
>New ways to shitpost
Oh so very?

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>>41891
It's okay Brazil, I still love you

I guess the meme about Americans being thin skinned is true. Lighten up laddies.

>>40306
I tried coke with real sugar and honestly corn syrup is way better.

>>39548
Shut up Libertard Scot nice falseflag.

>>41891
not that guy but I like you m8

burgers aren't as hateful of your country as you might think. Monkeys are alright, a lot better than leafs

>>42398
I'd put down money on the majority of them being underage and never being exposed to being made fun of over their nationality

>>42728
I'd put money down on most of them just shitposting

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>>39729
>all in good fun though
americans get irrationally mad at banter though

typical interaction:
>lol ur fat
>fuck you my army could level your shitty country in a day

>>42909
See >>42290

>>39671
fpbp

>>42909
>haha we were just pretending to be upset over meaningless discourse on a taiwanese basket weaving forum xP

>>43011
But that's true.

>>40306
Sniffed a lot of our toilets, did you.

>>42728
I don't know about underage, but the rest sounds like it checks out.
>>42909
MERELY PRETENDING