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Saturday Nintendo ladies thread.

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Saturday Nintendo ladies thread.
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>no futa

Into the trash
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Fuck I forgot Rosalia was a giantess. I prefer womanlets.
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>>10873

Tiny Link or giant Gerudo?
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>>10870
>posting the shit version

You are no brethren of mine.
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I want to marry Lucina
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>>10870
now post the one with the dicks
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>>10879
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>>10880
Traps are gay
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>>10880
Much better.
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>>10874
She is a womanlet. It just looks like she is big since she gets converted to a human in fanart.
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>>10873
Minish Cap really deserves a 3D remake.
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>>10880
Came here just for this
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>>10880
Which ones are uncut?
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>>10886
Are there any jews in the mushroom kingdom?
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does this count as a nintendo lady?
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>>10886
You'll just have to find out for yourself now won't you? Better bring some lube.
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>>10890
Why is Honoka a pokemon trainer
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>>10889
Wario
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>>10880
Here's the better version.
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>>10893
>>10890
>>10888
>>10887
that's all I have, I almost feel bad for not having more
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>>10896
>That rosalina

Why isn't she my real life magical 2D wife.
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>>10896
>>10880
yummy
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>>10896
Zelda should have a white dress.
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>>10901
She's not marrying you.
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>>10902
I'm not a waifu obsessed cuck so I don't care about that.
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>>10884
BotW was gonna have tiny villages and the ability to shrink yourself.
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>>10896
>You will never feel Rosalina's massive girlcock throb and pump down your throat
Why live
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>>10905
To imagine anon. To imagine and dream about it while your touch yourself.
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>>10904
M-maybe it'll be in th-the DLC...
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>>10905
>Rosalina will never cum inside your asshole and distend your stomach with her massive ejaculation

I don't know man, getting hard to keep going
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>>10880

thanks for posting the non gay version
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>>10905
Did you actually try or are you just complaining to complain?
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>>10870
Rosalina is so BIG

BIG!
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>>10909
yw. Now be sure to kneel before them for the perfect throat-fucking angle
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>tfw etc
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>>10912

will do senpai
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>>10911
Not big enough!
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how tall is rosalina again?

i'm 5'3 and i really like her
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>>10916

i like women who are taller than me

too bad i'm almost 2 meters tall :_:
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>>10870
>>10880
>>10896

>Mario princesses look elegant, despite nopan.
>Zelda and FE princesses look like low-class escorts.
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>>10917
I like taller women (I have to, pretty much) so I'm lucky

thing is, taller women don't like me
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>>10916
Around 7', I think. Mainly because I remember that Peach is 6' something (186 cm).
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>>10919
I like video games. Manlets are cute too occasionally.
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I don't know if she counts, but I love Felicia.
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rosalina could be bigger...
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>>10922
I love videogames too!
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>>10880
Why is Lucina so small???
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>>10905

>rosalina is 7'+
>cock that big

she'll literally have to break your jawbone open to shove it down your throat
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>>10924
best girl
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>>10873
She'll grow up to be a fine 8'+ amazon someday.
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>>10929
i know right
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>>10924
>>10932
>actual male hip to shoulder ratio

MUH
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>>10920

i'm so sorry
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>>10925
Keep in mind that she can change size, so if you ask nicely, she might grow.
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>>10927
Don't know. Maybe she's a grower not a shower?
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this one is my favorite
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>>10929
Maybe she could start while flaccid
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>>10938
Why would you make him suffer in the cold like this?
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>>10919

Then you're simply too tall.

At 4'8", things look up. And by "things" I mean "you," and it's generally at everything. I mean, sure, you get a lot of short jokes thrown your way, but the great thing is that they don't take very long to tell.

Unfortunately, it's apparently accompanied by every lonely-hearted woman and a very young lady that was as curious about intimacy as she was strong wanting a piece of you. Some are direct, which is nice, because innuendo usually goes right over my head.

Others get rapey.
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>>10941
she's not cold just terribly aroused
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>>10941
his punishment must be more severe
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>>10943
Well someone needs to help her out then.
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>>10944
I want Rosalina to sit on my chest!
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>>10936
Lucina is one of the smallest FE girls.
The Awakening girls with the biggest dicks are Tiki, Kjelle, Noire, Aversa and Flavia.
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>>10948
Small is best.
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>>10935
i dont ask nicely and i dont say thanks
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>>10896
>you will never choke on Rosalina's fat, musky cock
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>>10951
Daisy is the kind of princess to wear sneakers with every outfit.
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Who can ERP as futa Rosalina for me?
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>>10952

>rosalina will never destroy your pelvis bone
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>>10954
I'm sure there's a few people over on F-list
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>>10954

Enterprise resource planning?
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>>10881
Those aren't traps you faggot. Agreed,
traps a shit
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>>10896
Autism
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>>10952
>Rosalina will never grow giant and make you ride her cock like a mechanical bull
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>>10943
>She

That Vai is a Voe
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>>10931
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Maria Mint :^)
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>>10928
thats hot
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>>10870
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>>10896
>Lucina all embarrassed and horny with an erection under her sexy dress
I need to go fap now.
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>>10965
>ywn be rescued by a strong girl ;-;
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>>10896
Does Lucina have a feminine penis?
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>>10970
now you've done it
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>all these trap Links in a zelda GIRLS thread
You guys do realize there is an entire thread dedicated to him on /d/ right?
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>>10971
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>>10972
wtf did you just assume link's gender
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>>10966
I want to _be_ Link
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>>10975
me too
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>>10972
dude girls (male) lmao
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>>10880
Came for this, was not let down.
About to come for this again.
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>>10972
>>all these trap Links in a zelda GIRLS thread
This is a Nintendo girls thread.
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>>10980
Sorry, I mean Nintendo
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>>10981

>adult version

for what purpose
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>>10927
>not liking her cute dick
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>>10980
Traps aren't girls though.
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>>10976
i would suck every cock
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>>10875
there's only like one good samus doujin
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>>10985
4u
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>>10987
Are you sure?
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>>10880
>>10896
cannot contain it
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>>10992
>no tits
>dick
Yeah I'm pretty sure.
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>>10987
I know, I meant this wasn't solely a Zelda girls thread.
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Bust sizes of:

Peach
Zelda
Rosalina
Palutena
Samus
Female Robin
Wii Fit Trainer
Lucina
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>>10996
how much gas is in her jetpack?
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>>10996

widehips+fememin= girl

it's called dickgirl math
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boards.4chan.org/d/thread/7298007
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>>10994
L-Lewd
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>Go into a futa thread
>Ruined by trap faggots
FUCK OFF WE HARDLY HAVE FUTA ANYMORE.
SPAM YOUR LINK ELSEWHERE
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>>10997
she looks so soft
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>>10995
don't then. fall to lust, become the depraved pervert we're all meant to be.
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>>11000
You forgot about the tits.
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>>10996
>>11006
>barely any powersuit lewds in the first place
>only art is this offmodel shit
beggars can't be choosers but still
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>>11006
they can be flat too you know
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>>10922
>Manlets are cute too
Oh thank god someone thinks so.

Feels bad living in the country with the tallest people, man.
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I see no one loves Princess Daisy in here.
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>>10991

>Not posting the set It's like you want to blue ball us all.
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>>11010
You would be wrong then.
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>>11010
daisy is really ugly 2bh
only fanart makes her worth it
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>>11010
>anon bitches about the things he should be posting but chooses to be a self-important cunt instead.
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>>11014
Post more brown.
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>tfw no strong futa gf to bully me
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>>11015
Keep the brown Nintendo IP related, bitch nigga.
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>>11017

and toodee
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Delicious Brown you say?
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>>11021
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>>11003

futa is a trap you fucking double faggot
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>>11023
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>>11025
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>>11024
no, no, you got it all wrong mister
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Paya is best BotW girl.
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Best girl. Yet she suffers so much.
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>>11011
Blue board, anon.
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Is it still delicious brown if its a robot body?
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>>11023
Gerudo women certainly got a whole lot better in BoTW.

They have distinctions and everything. I hope the Zelda team keeps this up with their NPCs. I'd gladly welcome another open world Zelda game with more fucking towns.
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>>11032
I'd say so.
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>>11033
I'm surprised there wasn't some sort of Gerudo camp in the Savannah area where you find the Gerudo stallion.
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I want Bayonetta to be my wife
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>>11032
It'd be foolish if it didn't count.

>>11037
Bayo 2 aside, she's still Sega's possession.
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>>10880
Good thing I'm wearing my plastic penis prison or I might make some bad cummies.
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>>11028
Sorry but Riju is.
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>>11024
Traps are girly looking guys whom you though were women until he pulls his pants down. Futa is when you already know she has a dick.

Neither are to be admired unless you are gay and or a woman.
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>>11041
More Daisy please.
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>>10870

Why are they all fat?
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>>10880
>>10896
>>10910
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please marry me Rosalina!
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>>11045
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>>11051
What happened in Mario Kart that changed Daisy
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>>11053

Spiky blue shell.
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>>10950
Then she won't grow. If anything, she'll make you eat a poison mushroom.
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>>11053
Probably didn't want the hair to be similar to Peach's hair anymore, so they made it shorter near the bottom to make her more distinct from Peach.
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>>11058
No I mean she's happy in that bike suit and isn't before
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>>11054
>>11057
>tfw will never be sexually molested by a tall, curvaceous nintendo girl

why the fuck even live
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>>11061
Unless you change your ugliness, it wouldn't even matter if she was tall or curvaceous
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>>11059
I don't know, man. If you're going to be in the public eye, you have to have a good public appearance. Displaying confidence is important.
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>>11048
>projecting this hard
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>>11061
>your hot gf will never get jealous and give you a handy in the bathroom because deep inside she is scared of losing you

fuck this gay earth
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Post more plump rumps
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>>11053
>Original Daisy - R&D1
>N64 - Camelot
>Modern Daisy - EAD

There's your answer.
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>>10896
>Peach
Long and slender. Designed to bust prostates and penetrate wombs. Carefully maintained golden pubic hair.
>Daisy
Actually kind of short and stubby by comparison, but what it lacks in length it makes up with girth and hardness. Daisy's a shower, and her prong is designed to stretch holes into complete ruination. Her sporty lifestyle doesn't leave much time for her to groom herself, so her brown pubes are wild and untrimmed.
>Rosalina
An utter behemoth of a dong, long enough to reach her knees (and that's a lot of knee considering her size) with a tremendous amount of hanging foreskin and thicker than your wrist. This is the kind of penis that
rapes black holes and impregnates galaxies. Rosa doesn't have pubes as much as she has crystallized strings of cosmic dust crowning her planet buster.
>Zelda
While her cock is usually normally sized and shaped, almost boring, she's a skilled enchantress and can shapeshift
her penis into whatever size and shape she can think of, within reason. Horsecock? Knot? Spikes? You got it. She shaves completely bare as she finds pubic hair distasteful, but it's not like she couldn't conjure herself a
literal jungle if you begged her enough.
>Lucina
Phimotic virgin baby dick, perfect for bullying. Lucina's a late bloomer in a lot of things; her balls have barely dropped and she hasn't even started growing pubes yet.
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>>11070
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>>11070
Thank you for that anon.
Peach and Daisy the best.
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>>11070
Lucina a best.
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>tfw Nintendo just gave a bunch of ten year olds the giant girl fetish
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>>11075
And some others got an armor/mask fetish.
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>>10899
owo
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>>11075
Well fucking done.

Tall/giant girl is a top tier fetish.
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>>11070
nice
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>>10880
>>10896
>>11070
God I want to bully Lucina's tiny dick.
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>>10963
but that doesnt have anything to do with Nintendo
anymore
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I look at these threads and can see why Nintendo fans can't live with normal society
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>>10870
Where's Miyu?
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>>11087
Isabelle is a good girl.
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>>11086
>trying to act normie
>posts Warden
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>>11090
>trying to act disgusting
>to distract people from your real sentimental normie feelings
What a faggot. PS4ever.
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>>11014
>virtually no lewds of this utter semen demon
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>>11070
>ywn be forced to worship and stretch yourself to the point where you can fit zelda's elephant cock inside of you with ease.
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>>10892
There is nothing appealing about this
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>>11095
I agree. Flat chests are cute sometimes, but that physique is straight up boyish and not even remotely feminine.
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>>11096
Exactly. She's not even flat I don't get this pic.
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>>11092
its cause f-zero is dead m80
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>>10962
>facial hair on Link
Is that even possible?
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>>10872
>>10880
>>10896
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>>10896
>ywn know the feeling of having Rosalina's heaving supple bosom squished firmly against your back as you experience the pleasure of having your virgin anus torn asunder as it tries to accommodate her massive cannon of glorious, turgid girl-cock.

>ywn the feeling as it forcefully erupts a torrent of boiling hot cum deep inside you, flowing endlessly from her tight and succulent globes, warming your very soul from within, as her divine hips buck mercilessly, seeking to impale you as deep as humanly possible, driven by an uncontrollable animalistic instinct to claim you as her sole mate.

>ywn know the feeling of her tenderly biting your nape and ears as she tightens her powerful arms around yours, pinning them to the sides of your torso, losing yourself in the ocean of her indomitable sensuality.

>ywn know the feeling of fully succumbing to the power of a goddess, your body sapped of all it's ability to move as the heat of her body burns your skin and the rhythm of her heart soothes your mind, lulling you to sleep.
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For fuck sake I had things to do today
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>>11104
>Nyx

muh.
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>>11064
aw sheit didn't expect someone to post best girl
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>>10896
>everyone loves futas with big dicks
>barely any porn of futas with cute tiny ones

it sucks man

it sucks
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>>11107
i know

:c
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>>10921
>>10916
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>>11106
The very best, like no one ever was.
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>>11109
>yfw rosalina is 6 inches taller than shaq
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>>10898
>>10900
>>10901
>>10905
>>10918
>>10952
>>10967
>>10969
>>10995
>>11048
>>11070
>>11081
>>10896

kys you low test faggots. You're all an embarassment to the white race
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>>11112
I think you have the white race covered on the embarrassment front.
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>>11112
>assuming they're white.

Could you project any harder?
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>>10942
Woah and here I thought I had it rough (5'7''), I'm good looking but the height maan, what's your game to attract those ladies?
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>>11112
Did you just assume their genders, races AND species?
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>>11104
>Rinkah
>only 3 inches

this is bullshit
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>>11115
His video game collection, obviously.
>tfw 6'6" gal with a thing for manlets
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>>11117
Fake abs and a tiny dick. She just can't catch a break.
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>>11119
RINKAH IS CUTE FUCK YOU
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>>11115

Game? I have no game. Even if I did, it would be as laughable as trying to play basketball in the NBA. Women are a head taller than me in most cases.

But I think there's something to that. They probably feel like they have control over the situation and can do whatever they want with me without fear of repercussion. So then they play out the opposite end of the relationships they've been in, where a dude treats them a little too rough and they just have to take it. I know that most of them put far too much oomph into it and ride for far longer than I'm comfortable with, so it would make sense if that was the case.

I kind of have to guess, of course. Most don't usually like to explain their motivations after they get through with me.

Although, and I hope you'll forgive me for dumping, there was one weeaboo chick that I was forced to live with for a while. Money was tight and she flatly explained that she wanted to fuck if I couldn't chip in for rent. The fact that she was absolutely hammered on cheap whiskey and trying to get my clothes off notwithstanding, I didn't want to be put out on the street by a six-foot, two-fifty-and-change spurned goliath, so I put out.

This went on for four months, and her twice-weekly fuckings ran the gamut of dominance. Towards the end, she was basically grabbing me by the junk, lifting me into the bedroom, and shoving her ample generous mound in my face before we were out of the living room.

Apparently, she liked having "a little fuckboy" and gloated about it to her Internet friends quite a few times.

Bitches are crazy.
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>>10870
>My Nintendo lady of choice isn't in the image
Feels good to know others can't claim her
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>>11120
I didn't say she wasn't cute, just that her abs are nonexistent and she dick is small.
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>>11123
HER ABS ARE THE BEST
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>>11124
I agree. Painted abs are cute and made for light teasing.
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>>11125
fuck you
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>>11107
>>11108
i can't help it i have a massive dick fetish

it's literally the only part of the body I fetishize.
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>>11126
What, you don't want to wash all that paint off her soft, cute tummy?
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>>11127
much like the rest of /v/ for some reason

i wouldn't mind it if you guys weren't like foot fetish fags or furry fags in that you have to insist that everybody else be into it too
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>>11121
Wow that's rough, but somehow strangely interesting ... thanks for the story bro! Really means a lot to share something so personal lol
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>>372565137
>I also hate footfags.
Wow, unnecessary footsecution there bro.
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>>11129
Blame others, I don't shove that shit on here. I keep to /d/.

I also hate footfags.
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How do you feel about form-fitting racing suits?
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>>10973
Thanks doc
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>>11132
'least I'm a rape bitch and a sponge.
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>>11133

Nothing destroys my dick more than the biker princesses.
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>>11128
>not wanting to lick the sweat off her rock-hard abs and feel her stiff tummy against you while you make love ball-deep, her core so strong you can feel it on your dick
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>>11133
Aerodynamically built.
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so many fucking faggots in this goddamn thread

next time you cock loving faggots try to kill yourselves, follow through on it

i would have no qualms about murdering futashits
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>>10870
whens lucina gonna be a playable character in mk8 deluxe
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>>11133
Pretty good.
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>>10870
I pick zelda due to delicious stockings and cute ears! :3
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>>11139
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>>10893
PRRRFFFTTT! BBBRRRAAAAPPP! (Translator's note)
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>Rosalina will never read you a bedtime story before tucking you in and planting a tender kiss upon your forehead.
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>>11147
>Rosalina will never plant her asshole on your forehead
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>>11148
>Rosalina will never plant her fist in your asshole
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>>10923
YEAH YA DO
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>>11110
Extra Clair.
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