/owg/ - Overwatch General

So has anyone actually played a full match on Junkertown? How is it?

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Can anyone recommend me some good overwatch youtube channel for hero tutorial and tips ? It cannot hurt and i'm bored.

Titty Queen

YOUR MOST PLAYED HERO IS NOW YOUR ROOMMATE!!!!

HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?!!!!!

>All the different levels to junkertown
>The aesthetic that kinda reminds me of Brink in a really good way
>The map is HUEG

>THE FUCKING DIDGERIDOO MUSIC ON LOADING

GOAT MAP
Fuck Lunar Colony

Zenyatta change...
>Orbs have stronger, can be recalled, and run on a meter. And Zen has to recall healing orbs to heal himself.

>team deathmatch
>your team will be widowmaker hanzo genji
>enemy team will be full tryhard
I just want my crate

>>187669130
>Pharah encourages / subtly bullies me into getting back into fitness
This could have been much worse.

what's with the kilometric OPs
why so many links

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What heroes do you think need a nerf and which ones do you think need a buff? I think all the defense heroes except rat deserve a buff

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>>187669130
Didn't realize the old thread was about to die

>Mercy
Constantly at the hospital working extra long hours, usually too tired to hang out but is willing to watch a movie with you until she passes out
Super nice, always trying to introduce me to he old friends, but you can tell she's way smarter than you and considers me a retard who needs a handler
Sometimes gets in bed with me and tells me everything will be alright when its apparent i'm feeling down.
Has Swiss chocolates in the pantry at all times
Always telling me I should eat better, exercise more, quit drinking just to improve my health, even when she knows she sounds like a nag.

Feels alright, man.

>>187669385
And she also lets you watch and jerk off your pathetic dick while Doomfist fucks her raw.

>>187669297
>kilometric
Huh?
>why so many links
To try to give helpful information on as many pertinent topics as possible.

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>>187669468
whats with you people and your cuck/interracial fantasies?
>leader of talon with a pure neutral healer of those in need

Bazookas queen

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Did Jack get his zipper stuck again? Christ, this guy...

Yes there is more

>>187668987
I didnt get the sombra skin because it looked rather crappy and she is bound to get something cooler in a later event

>>187669607
Don't ask me. She's your roommate, not mine.

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How would you buff her without breaking her? Would you nerf her grenade and shift power elsewhere?

>>187669130
>D.va
Guess I'm going to have to deal with someone else playing games in my house.

>>187669607
Just report them they are spamming the site

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This image is so cute, It captures sombra's voice perfectly

>>187669728
She doesn't need to be buffed, you need to git gud

OP is wrong. 31st is Thursday not Friday

>>187669728
Nerf the grenade, it's stifling to be spending so much time anti-naded meaning healers can't even play the game. Double her cooldown for her nade, and give her shoulder missiles.

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>>187669708
I had 3,000 coins exactly and was only missing the Sombra skin.
I didn't get it either, grabbed a few of the Year 1 items I'd missed instead.
Oh well.

>>187650683
>>187650942
You can choose between

-his grenade launcher from the original cinematic, fires shrapnel grenades that explode in a sphere of fragments damaging everything around it within 3m
-a speed boost that brings back the soul mechanics, he collects and stores up to two souls and can use them to move 30% faster for a few seconds, with a 4-second cooldown between uses

TRACER IS A PUSSY-LAPPING, CUNNY-SUCKING, MUFF-MUNCHING, LESBIAN, DYKE, PUSSYSLUT!!!

Zen buff fucking when?
I want two orbs at the same time.

>>187669797
Sombra hentai is the only reason I havent killed myself

Junkrat is obnoxious now beyond belief.

>>187668987
As much as I appreciate your custom OWG banners, Junkertown should have been featured here.

>>187669130
>Soldier.
Shit. I'll have to clean up all day lone military style. He'll just growl at everything.

>Phara.
Will probably be stuck up like Soldier but won't be a strict since she was a merc. Will warm up over time if I don't fuck up and as long as family isn't around.

>Reaper.
He'll never be home anyway. If he is I won't be. Also, growling. Will probably drunk dial Soldier and Ana and loudly complain and cry.

>Junkrat.
I'm the only one doing the dishes. Pretty funny jokes from time to time. Might invite along for adventures and won't care if you go or not, but they'll usually be fun and dangerous. Will probably, ironically, pay rent on time since he's always concerned with money.

>Roadhog.
I'll never see his face. Will probably leave a mess too. If I don't get in his way he probably won't care much otherwise. Will never pay rent on time, though.

>Ana.
Probably won't be home either. If she is she'd probably just there to sleep and complain about noise.

>Mercy.
Yeah, I'm fucked alright. No complaints.

>Dva/Lucio.
Music and games always too loud. Non-stop bragging.

>Orisa/Winston/Reinhardt.
Gonna need a bigger couch. Awkward conversation. But they'll be good friends otherwise. Winston and Reinhardt would always tell stories.

>Zenyatta.
Chill af. Probably one of the best if you're not getting laid. Cleans up after himself. Pays rent on time. Good conversation and vibes. Can probably pull tail if he isn't celibate.

>Torb.
Motherfucker won't stop fixing shit. He'll even break it to fix it. His kids will run amok. But he'll be nice to have around anyway since he won't be a jerk.

>Symmetra.
I'm moving out.

>Junkrat got more mobility
>junkrats flying around doing fun stuff getting potgs
>Widowmaker got more mobility
>they still sit in their favorite camping spot all the time

figures

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anyone else dreading the upcoming meta?

>>187669728
nerf her grenade all round, buff her fire rate, reload speed and damage

>>187669961
you mean, 100% lesbian?

>>187669385
boobs too small, mercy have bigger boobs to nurse and shut genji up that keeps yelling i need healing, 2/10 would not call mommy

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>play mystery heroes
>be zarya
>enemy doomfist is being an annoyance as usual
>hear him ult
>pretend to be afk next to our bastion
>of course he tries to land on top of us
>shield myself and bastion before he lands
>solo graviton him
>keep waving him hello as bastion tears him apart

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>>187669130
>Mei

Good

>>187669845
You're right.
Season 6 starts on August 31st, at 8 pm EST.
I was working off of old information from a few past threads that I just assumed all lined up, instead of double-checking it. My mistake.

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>>187669983
in that case, have some more anon

>>187670137
Are you implying she takes dick or something? She's AT LEAST 300% stone-cold DYKE PUSSYSLAVE.

>>187670059
Haven't been playing much comp lately because of dive, what will it be?

>>187670163
They don't call it Dumbfist for nothing

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>>187669960
>fast reaper
God no, pls never remind me of original nanoboosted reaper again.

>>187670275
but i wanna fuck her

>>187670163
>mystery heroes
wait
I meant total mayhem.
fuck me

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>>187670272

>>187669960

too complicated, the morons at blizz dont know how to code it
his lifesteal is working in game or not? i don't seem to be surviving much at all when im shooting shit up close before they die

>>187670029
>mccree
hit the bong all day and get high together

>>187669960
give him a smoke bomb or just make shadow step instant like blink from dishonored with a longer cd

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>>187670059
What meta?
mercy, junkrat, rein, dva, lucio/zen, widow/soldier meta? They seem like the power group right now. widow/soldie would be the wildcard; could be any dps really.

WHAT DOES STANDING ON BOTH PRESSURE PLATES IN THE ATTACKERS SPAWN ON JUNKERTOWN DO?!

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>>187669130
>McRee

That would be kind of fun. could use a drinking/shooting buddy

so what's the next hero that we meme into existence?

>>187669130
>Sombra
>Always teasing me
>We end up fucking
>She teases me not to fall in love
>It's too late

Where is tittypad anon?

>>187669130
>Reinhardt

But how will he fit through doorways?

so is this another shitty pointless update? literally why the fuck do they keep wasting so much time and money on fucking arcade modes?

>>187670446
>hit the bong all day and get high together
I can see that. He'll pay half the time and pay double the next, since he gets payed at weird times as a mercenary. He'll drag you to bars non-stop, too, and be a wingman.

>>187669130
>Lucio
He wouldnt even be home most of the time because he's always jetsetting around to concerts being a celebrity.

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>Orisa getting buffed and being on team deathmatch

I AM A KILLING MACHINE

>>187669130
>rein
constantly bitching because of missed pins making him sore. armor takes up half the closet. uses firestrikes instead of a burner, annihilating any food he cooks.
still a good time though

>keep getting retard 3 stacks in TDM who lose a 6 kill lead because they don't realize you can then play defense and insist on just running into the open again and again

>>187670634
because normies fucking love arcade modes and any actual change to the core game, hero balancing/new heroes is met with shit from people.

>>187670782
I keep getting retards who fucking go genji hanzo widowmaker and do nothing but die.

>>187670761
Finally a new waifu

>>187671069
you

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>>187670761
>reposting a shitty, blurry, partially blocked tumblr image of the queen when you could either go look at it yourself, or use any other image from the past thread

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>>187671069
Sombra

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>>187671069
bloo

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YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING!

>>187671069
the girl i like

>>187670782
>>187670878

I haven't won a single TDM match yet because the concept of grouping up is foreign to these people and they all want to play DPS so I'm fucked no matter who I play.

>>187671069
ZARYA

>>187670634
deathmatch keeps the solo queue fraggers out of QP and comp so they can just click heads without worrying about team comps and objectives
it's for the best

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>>187671119
me?

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>titty monster hero soon
YES

>>187670761
youtube.com/watch?v=aSQwI3rDETk

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>>187670878
Genji and hanzo are pretty decent in solo deathmatch. I won my first solo match as symmetra. it was fairly cheese except 2 meis kept fucking me up.

Won the TDM as zenyatta. Got 5 kills on my own because the triple stack just kinda split up and rushed in to die. They were alright, but fuck deathmatch. 1v1 is shit, so is DM.

>>187671313
I wanna fuck symmetra

>>187671218
Reminder that this cutie with the booty is a literal LESBIAN LESBO LEZZER!!

DM is pretty good for McRee practice.

>>187671069
Hunkrat!

>>187671069
Roadhog

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>>187671216
>>187671159
>>187671229
all approved waifus

>>187671225
"girl"

>>187671272
are you cute? then yes

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There are way too many projectile weapons in the game, like, what the fuck, so many weapons are projectiles instead of hitscan for no reason.

Well, no reason beyond artificially and cheaply, very cheaply gimping them so that players can't "overperform" with them and have to pull their hair out trying to hit a single shot on a fucking medium range target.

>Roadhog M1 M2
>Torbjörn M1 M2
>Mei M2
>Doomfist M1
>Orisa M1
>Lucio M1
>Ana M1 (Unscoped)
>Mercy M1 (Pistol)
>Dva M1 (Pilot)

The only projectile main weapons that make sense are Hanzo, Genji, Pharah, Zenyatta (Maybe), and Junkrat's.

>>187671397

got my win and box with mccree and i was shit as fuck with him, like 2% accuracy or something in game but i wanted the stun in DM and got it.
mainly tracer was the issue but it felt like they nerf her dmg or something cause it was so fcking hard to kill anyone with 1 clip and you have to be right in their face to do it
waiting for sombra to tele back to her stupid shit and stun her was easy af

>>187671069
Torbjorn
I'M GIVIN' IT ALL I'VE GOT
Completion date? It'll be done when it's finished

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>>187671460
define "cute"

>>187670761
Those tits won't be allowed in Overwatch.

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What is this... thing?

>>187671470
Guys, don't worry, I hacked into the 4chan mainframe to decipher this post and find out the true underlying message behind it. Here it is decoded and translated so we can understand it:

>I'm bad at aiming

>>187671228
>backfilled into tdm
>final score is like 18 our team to whatever 20 something it is to win
>16 of those 18 kills came from me alone
>my team was just changing heroes after every fucking death

I just want my stupid fucking crate stop fucking doing this to me

>>187671313
I want fucking capture the flag back it was the only arcade mode i enjoyed and id like to have no shitty "its just arcade brah we playing for fun" modes to be forced to play when getting my 9 weekly wins

>>187671658
Its a "couch" with 2 arm rests on either side, cupholders in the middle.

Its apocalyptic remember, they have to make stuff with whatever is available.

I WANT TO MUNCH TRACER'S GIRLCUNNY

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>>187669130
Mercy

Way too fucked

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>>187669130
>Zarya
>Wakes me up every morning with the sound of weights being lifted
>Always leaves her sweaty clothes lying around
>Always late with the rent because shes a broke ass unemployed Ruskie
>Genuinely a nice person but whenever we do get into a fight, I am forced to back down because shes fucking scary when she gets angry
>Constantly brings home beta males and allows me to have my way with them after she breaks them from too much snoo snoo

We are living in the golden age of Bastion glitches.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_vlvqgW51A&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o52EnZN4kNQ&feature=youtu.be

>>187670761
Nice jugs

>>187671658
It's a mans toilet.
>arm rest
>cup holders
>cubby to store things with a possible usb outlet for phones or things

>>187671654
I mean, give it a few years once interest is down.
Would she be another tank?
I want her to be a tank, but at 7' tall who wrestles with Zarya.
In the nude.

>>187669130
Reaper...well I'm dead

>>187671801
CTF is shit. They reasonably rotate the arcade modes. Whenever total mayhem is gone, I still avoid CTF
>capture the draw more like it
I used to like random heroes, but RNG is frustrating. but I usually only play arcade when lootboxes reset or I just want to play one fun game that isn't QP.

>>187671658
It's a car or theatre seat with one of the seats replaced with a toiler. There's more normal ones that have the same chair on both sides.

>Get tired of these RETARDS who keep picking Hanzo/Widow/Torb in TDM and just wandering solo all over the map
>Get put up against D.Va/Winston/Pharah/Zen 4 stack
>My team are three randoms who instalock Widow/Doomfist/Torb
>Fuck it
>Play McCree
>We actually win

I don't know how we did it but I don't care.

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>>187669368
>nerfs

tracer

>buffs

torb

>>187672042
>draw
you clearly werent good at ctf then

>>187671658
Junkrat and Roadhog's love seat^^

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>>187671658
I kek'd

>>187672121
I would buy this skin. Bonus points if the Molten Core makes him look like a fire fairy.

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>>187669130
>sombra

Jesus christ I can see it now
>have hidden cams in showers, and her bedroom
>start beating off
>she looks at the camera, and winks
>she cloaks
>comes into my room
>whispers into my ear
>Sé quién ha sido travieso
>breathes into my ear
>blow huge load
>she grips my dick, and starts stroking
>with her arm around my shoulder, while doing short heavy pants, and small moans into my ear
>blow another load
>she tells me she is dtf anytime
>ask her if she can teach me how to program
>we end up being best fuck buddies/hacking partners

>>187672325
>>187671658
Lmao i just got the joke

>>187672375
Yeah nothing turns women on more than some fat neckbeard who spies on them in the bathroom with hidden cameras.

How the fuck do you even brush your teeth in the morning? You... You do brush your teeth, right?

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Do you have any characters that you like to play, but suck ass regardless?

t. Widowmaker lover who wasted $45 dollars on noire :^)

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>dive widow
>she jumps off her perch like i'm gonna be retarded and chase her down
>wait a second
>she grapples back up
>she jumps down again
>grapple is on cooldown
>kill the widow and move on to harass the healers while being ignored by their dps

>>187672518
I wish i was good at Ana but my aim is horrendous so i only play her in QP and Arcade. Fucking sucks.

>>187672491
>getting triggered over someone's fap fantasy

Come on son

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>>187669983
>that pic where sombra is giving spanish lessons to mccree

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>>187672491

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>>187668987
>tfw you've gotten every single widowmaker event skin by sheer lootbox rng but you can't snipe to save your life

>>187672603

>Being proud of beating a balanced hero as one of the strongest heroes in the game

Why not brag about all the times you killed mei and bastion

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>>187669385
i want to be mercy's best friend but only because she pities me and can't find any other friends

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>>187671756
You don't get it.
You don't fucking get it.

Look. An example.
I like Torbjörn, okay? I play him a lot. I have played Torbjörn by now against any team composition you can think of. Against every hero.
Now, fact:
Torbjörn's M1 is a slow projectile that travels in an arc effected by gravity. Does 70 damage.

I would rather, and I'm serious, I'm fucking serious, that it dealt half of that or even less. Let's say 30. But it's hitscan.
I'd take it. I would gladly fucking accept it.
That's how fucking important hitscan is.

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>>187672484
Fuck, I get it now too. There's also an outhouse on this map.

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>>187672796
>tfw you've gotten every single widowmaker event skin by sheer lootbox rng but you're a mediocre widow who can consistently hit body shots

>>187672796
sniping is just shit and inconsistent in this game unless you are using a aimbot.

Ill have games where i literally cant fucking hit a thing and then ill have games where every time i fire a shot im getting a kill

>>187672796
>Got the summer skin
>Don't play her and didn't equip it anyway since I like her preorder skin more

>>187672491
Who gives a shit what women want.

>>187672975
>I'm bad at aiming

When are they going to rebalance Mystery Heroes so you actually have a chance on 2CP?

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>>187672518
Mei

Doesn't matter how hard i try, i always end fucking up my own teammates with my walls

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>>187673087
>tfw you bought the game about 20 hours after official release and you still got the pre-order skin

>>187669607
why you gotta make it about race man, doomfist is a manly man, it'd be the same with 76 or mccree fucking her

>>187672991
I'm a relatively shit Widow but unzipping her when you realize she hardcounters an enemy team of mains is so goddamn satisfying.

>>187672491
>asking if someone brushes their teeth
>you obviously don't know how brush your teeth properly
Ok dude, this is what you need
>toothbrush
>floss
>mouth wash

>Floss your teeth
>Brush all sides of your teeth. Top, and bottom. Do circular motions, brush gums, and inside your cheeks
>brush roof of your mouth, and your tongue
>use mouth wash for minute

proper dental hygiene.

>>187670761
Better be a new tank hero, we don't need another dps.

>>187673243
Stop avoiding your ban

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>>187672953
Imagine her speaking german all the day

So how do you handle the Reaper/McCree meta in Deathmatch? These guys are hard to kill in such enclosed spaces and without a team to work with

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>>187669130
McCree, western movies marathons are my thing.

>>187673287
>Roadhogs heal
BUT
>She self sucks 200 hp per tit

>>187669607
can't you see anon? /pol/ is totally $100% being IRONIC and would NEVER project such degenerate sexual fantasies spawned by their own insecurities which they validate every single night when they masturbate to pedo hentai that's totally okay because the age of consent is lower in tibet or whatever

DOOMS PUNCH DOESNT EVEN KILL ANYONE IN PTR WHAT THE FUCK

ARE THEY REALLY THIS MUCH SUBMISSIVE TO THEIR FUCKING DOWNIE FANBASE?

Faggots who can one-shot you and beat you by bullshit means
>Fagrat
>Hog (who is not properly nerfed btw
>Pharah
>Fagzo
>Reaper
>Zen
>Widow
>Bastion

Yet they bend the knee to a bunch of downies. Heh

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>>187673346
such a punchable face

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>>187669368
Roadhog needs to be buffed out of actively being a detriment to his team.

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>>187673346
imagine you fucking up and dropping something only for her to swear at you in german, but in the same way you would swear at a pet, not because she's mad at you

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>>187673458
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHHAHHA

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>queue up for Deathmatch
>MMR hasn't kicked in yet
>normally one-trick Lucio in SR3600
>run around wrecking face as Lucio
>hog ends up winning just barely
>check profile
>SR 1017, bronze
Have people forgotten how to dodge hooks in the last two months?

>>187673458

Doomfist is shit anyway, at least his crutch is removed so people wont waste a slot on him

>Picking a close range combo hero with a shit gun in an fps with long range guns

For what purpose

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>>187669130

>Widowmaker

She's surprisingly clingy. Tell her I need to go to the restroom. Try to rub one off since I've been playing Uno with Widowmaker all day. Suddenly hear 'No one can hide from my sight' as I'm about to bust my nut.

I don't think I could handle it. She's a stalker.

>>187673624
>>187673458
wait nvm i thought you meant it doesn't 1 hit

>>187673458
Betafist
Sissyfist
Doomboi

>>187673510
he just got a buff, literally today nerd.

Good queen picture when?

>>187673837
And how does that change literally anything I said?

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>tfw Australian and a consolefag
>16GB update
What the fuck are they adding lads?

>>187673458

Get cucked Dommy. Fucking garbage character with an OP passive got what he deserved.

>>187672796
Are you me?

I even somehow got the pre-order skin even though I didn't even pre-order the game.

How are you guys getting pics of junkertown is the new map on PTR?

>Play MH, which people tell me is the most patrician and fun game mode
>Enemy team gets 3 Winstons, 2 Mercy, and a Soldier
>It gives me Widow like 5 times and my team never gets a single healer all game
>I have gold elims with 5 elims

WOW SURE IS FUN

>>187673909
Junkrat and Orsa buffs, death match, and a new map.

Cuckedfist the bitchboi darky

>>187673904
he's not longer a active detriment to his team, just more passively because people don't know how to teamwork.

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>lf5m dva reserved

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>>187669130
I am...totally fucked. I'd have to run away while he was sleeping or something. Totally disappear.

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I need Zarya's phat tits in my face.

Why is it so hard to get this skin in OW?

>>187674061
>he's not longer a active detriment to his team,
He gives even more ultimate charge now, how is this not a detriment to his team?

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I wanna git gud and giga niga
any tips /owg/?

>>187673854
here
>>187660625

>>187669679
THEN GIVE US MORE

please

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>>187669994
>>187670050

I'm a junk main and I'll tell you: you either go into character while playing him or you get the fuck out. You're supposed to FEEL Junkrat, not just play him.

>>187674236
Kys

>>187674118
Because that skin looks like shit.

>>187674249
Thanks my dude

>>187671121
http://fikentre.tumblr.com/

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>introduce new hero
>nerf him to the point of non viability immediately

What did Blizzard mean by this

>>187669098
/user/valkia
/watch?v=VysgMqzU3Qk

>>187673175
It depends on the way you tried to learn playing as her. The only thing I could do, was "creating" my own playstyle having some important bases. So, after a couple of time I stopped fucking up my teams.

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>>187672796
>tfw get all the skins
>can't snipe well hope my team don't mind my Bloo

>>187674118
HotS has way better skins, then again it needs them to get people to play

>>187674352
>introduce new hero
>make him not broken
I think we all know what they meant by this

>>187674352
Have you tried learning how to aim?

>>187669130
>Bastion

gotta make sure not to trigger him

>>187674340
>>187674276

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>I give it a 10!
>I give it a... 3.
What voice line will he get next year?

>>187673078

Yeah, I had the same issue. I've hit people dead on headshots with Widow only to have them live miraculously with no dmg taken. Then I've seen a Soldier headshot kill me from across the fucking map without his ultimate. I don't know if it's my modem or input lag w/e. I just can't seem to have consistent games with Widow.

Never have that issue with Hanzo. Can get headshots all day.

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>>187669728
Healing and damage increases proportionate to her range from the target.
Scoped shots are no longer hitscan.
Remove the grenade, increase her magazine capacity, make her ult instantly heal the target on top of everything else it does.

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>>187674425
>it needs them to get people to play

Isn't pretty much the reason why most people keeps playing OW?

>>187674352

>Add melee hero
>Melee heroes are always hard to balance, either shit or broken
>This was such a point that Genji was moved away from being melee only back in development

>Make a melee hero anyway

Fuck doomfist

>>187672491

kek, getting triggered by some shitty greentext fantasy.

weeeeew ladddy.

>>187674214
when you deal damage, you gain an amount of ultimate charge equal to the damage done (though individual heroes require different amounts of ultimate charge). since he now gains 50% damage reduction, they deal less damage (and thus gain less ultimate charge). additionally, he can now move during the animation, allowing him to reposition (so he can activate it during a high damage period to reduce the damage and move to a covered spot).

>>187674489
"Too much water"

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>play junkrat in deathmatch
>win

>>187673964
Yes

>>187674352
>balance your game around nerfs and buffs

This is why it's shit. Buffing and nerfing things should be done sparingly, as a foil to actual changes rather than the whole change.

Make a Junker Queen kit owg

>>187674705
And he now has more health for them to just shoot off while taking no damage from his shotgun, giving them a net gain in charge.

>>187674824
No.

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>TDM
>Get 22 final blows out of 30 total

>>187674964
>tdm
>lose by a point
>all the final blows on my team were from me

I fucking hate people in this game

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Meh, I wanted to post a webm of Dva gloriously shooting rockets, but 4chan is giving me trouble... so here's just a pic. :/

Also: the floorplates in the garage open up the small area under the stairs, but nothing special is there, it seems.

>>187674824
I don't care about her kit, as long as she is a titty monster that eats shota for breakfast

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Does anyone feel like this update broke the fucking hitreg for some reason? Enemies seem to hit me despite not even aiming near me and I can't hit shit despite having my crosshair dead center on them.

>>187674867

Roadhog has a ranged stun and deals 195 dps, thats more than most heroes

Fucking hate new Dva

Her rockets suck. They do shit damage. And her defense matrix is useless. She's fucking squishy.

Who's gonna get fucked next?

Roadhog deals 195dps right in front of him or at 16ft in front of him, outside of that you're lucky to get 40.

>>187675350
It's blizzard balancing, all you have to do is wait a year and they'll buff your character to be on top again while they nerf whatever other character the community is bitching about the most.

>>187673458
>Faggots who can one-shot you and beat you by bullshit means
>>Zen
Hush.
Nobody talks about this, let's keep it that way.

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>>187674824
It'd be cool if she were a builder type character like Torb that could also go DPS. Shift could build an AOE healing structure like a much slower version of Biotic Field, and E could build an AOE structure that increases everyone in the radius' clip size by 25%. Basically, since Torb has turrets and Symmetra has teleporters, Queen has the equivalent of dispensers. Not really sure about her ult, but I was thinking something like Nanoboost, except it affects both er and an ally, giving them faster firing rate and unlimited ammo. Dunno about her primary weapon yet. Thoughts?

Who does each map belong to?
>Numbani in particular
Which one is Lucio's map?

>>187674867
i'm going to assume that math or creative thinking or common sense or sewing isn't one of your strong suits.

before patch: 76 lowers roadhog to 300 hp, roadhog heals up, gains 300 hp but loses 200 hp during animation, and then kills roadhog, for a total of 900 hp worth of ult charge.

current patch: 76 lowers roadhog to 300 hp, roadhog heals up, gains 300 hp but loses 100 hp during animation (due to damage mitigation), and then kills roadhog, for a total of 900 hp worth of ult charge.

same amount of ult charge before or after the patch, where as the second scenario gives the roadhog more time (and tools) to do something about the situation.

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>the queens interactions are her flirting with the males heroes and making them uneasy

>>187675506
What if she's the fence character that was "leaked"

>>187675506
If anything shes gonna be like Bellona from smite: Each of her abilities will change her weapon to something new.

>>187675375

If only roadhog had a way of forcing people into his ideal range

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>>187674292
>Always having that mine for when you need it
>double mining your way to where you are needed in ludicrous speeds
>giggling all along

the great times are now

>>187675642
>Hanamura
Genji & Hanzo
>Horizon
Winston
>Anubis
Pharah
>Volskaya
Zarya
>Dorado
Sombra
>Junkertown
Junkrat & Hoggo
>R66
McCree, Reaper
>Gibraltar
Everyone in OW
>Ilios
No one
>Lijiang
No one (Mei doesn't really count)
>Nepal
Zen
>Oasis
No one
>Eichenwalde
Rein
>Hollywood
No one (Maybe McCree?)
>King's Row
Tracer, Widow
>Numbani
Orisa, Doomfist
>Black Forest
Rein again
>Castillo
Sombra, McMeme
>Antarctica
Mei
>Necropolis
Soldier, Ana
>Chateau
Widow

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So, /owg/, how shit is the new map and how badly has Blizzard failed once again?

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>Mystery Heroes
>Defense enemy team spawns with multiple Torbs, Symmetras, Orisas/Reinhardts, and Bastions

>>187676186
It's shit, like everything else in the world.

>>187676186
its good ya dingus

>>187676126
You mean hook, them, then take two steps forward and watch them run away?

>>187676148
>>Lijiang
>No one (Mei doesn't really count)
She literally says "it's good to be back home".

>>187676186
itte a pyle of shytte

>>187676258
If they run away you pop them with the M2, genius.

>clearly shooting enemy with htiscan
>see blood splash
>Still does nothing
Uhh Blizzbabbs

>>187676382
FavorTheTracer™

>>187676186
So far no real complaints. The final U-turn is a toughie to attack, but that is to be expected, really.

>>187676148
Oh shit I guess you're right-- no ones from Greece.

I guess I always assumed I was just having a brainfart and it belonged to one of them I hadn't thought of yet.

>>187676382
git gud

>>187676148
Hollywood is about mccree the cowboy, but not mccree in the game, if you understand what im saying

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Who is looking forward to the PTR Doomfist nerf going live?

>>187676148
Are you guys sure Oasis isn't Symmetra? Just looks like her kind of place.

>>187676147
>mine jump into the fray
>mine jump out of the fray a second later while also killing the mercy

He is so fucking fun now

>>187676186

Literally the most TF2 thing they've ripped off thus far

>>187676148
>Gibraltar
>Everyone in OW
But ESPECIALLY Winston.

>Lijiang
>No one (Mei doesn't really count)
But she does count, very much.

>Hollywood
>No one (Maybe McCree?)
Fans say Reaper. (McCree's map is Route 66.)

>Black Forest
>Rein again
You could include Bastion in this.

>>187676186
Widowmaker is going to be OP there. Too much high ground and long sightlines.

>>187676837

Fucking why.

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>>187676891
consider the following

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>>187676837
memememememeemmemee

>>187676837
>>187676931
what did they do

>>187674489
>Mercy says: "On a scale of 1 to 10..."

>>187676920
You fucking retard, Widow can't be OP because her ability to oneshot is dependent entirely on the player's own skill. Widowmaker is NOT overpowered. Widowmaker is NOT overpowered. Widowmaker is NOT overpowered. Widowmaker is NOT overpowered. Widowmaker is NOT overpowered. Widowmaker is NOT overpowered. Widowmaker is NOT overpowered. Widowmaker is NOT overpowered. Widowmaker is NOT overpowered. Widowmaker is NOT overpowered. Widowmaker is NOT overpowered. Widowmaker is NOT overpowered.

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>>187674824
Need a new fucking healer
hopefully not another female with a absurdly small hitbox, maybe a Talon related character

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Cute smiling Sombra or medal Sombra?

>>187677123
Lowered punch range from 15m to 10m, made it take time to accelerate

>>187676903
I thought Dorado was Sombra/Reaper/76 to be honest..
>like in sombras origin vid

>>187677152
Calm down anon, holy shit

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>>187677152
yes she can, like McCree was. kill yourself.

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>>187676147
>>187676883
The amount of Junkrats in QP now is pissing me off though. Now everybody is playing my favorite hero. Fuck them.

Hammond will be the next hero revealed at Blizzcon with the Tracer + Winston Horizon short. Junker Queen is coming early next year.

>>187677407
>Hammond

Tracer utterly ADORES the pussy. She's a SUCKER for pussy.

>>187677407
>Junker queen
Nope.

>>187677189
>heal shots
>heal AoE
>heal beam
>LoS passive heal

What else could they do for a new healer's primary heal ability

>>187677548
Health pack builder?

So Roadhog lives in a bigass warehouse and JR lives in a shack?!

>>187677275
Well, Dorado and Castillo are right next to each other, and Sombra has a house/room there. So it's clearly hers. However, McCree has been spotted drinking there, and Soldier was around the town in his animation. But where did you get Reaper?

>>187676849
It's in Irak, while Symmetra is from India. But I do think Vishkar has some sort of presense there.

>they nerfed the damage on Dva's rockets
Good job, you just made her unplayable.

Does Tracer eat ass?

>>187677548
heal cone.

>>187677658
>Nerf was a week ago
I'm glad you noticed. Welcome aboard!

>>187676148
>>Nepal
>Zen
And Genji. He lives there now.

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>>187677228
Sombra has a sexy smile!

>>187677548
a builder healer or Tank healer

>>187676587
The lore behind Ilios is kind of weak right now desu. All we know is that it's in Greece and Talon want to steal artifacts from there for funding. I think we're going to get a Greek hero at some point.

>>187677827
I want a healer healer thats heals healers while healing

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>>187676920
>Another fucking sniper map
Oh boy, another Oasis map...

>>187677786
Fuck me, she has a bigger forehead than Jacksfilms.

>>187677630
I really wish there was also Junkrat's trailer there, which he mention on the moon, looking at the telescope.

>>187677871
Unless we also get a Hussein from Iraq I doubt it.

>That guy that complains the rest of his team is terrible
>Is a Genji

Why is this so common?

>>187677827
>Another fucking builder hero
Do we really need another hero that makes torb mains feel even more inadequate than they already do?

>>187677928
You're joking right? It's really not that big. Her hairline is a bit fucked, that's all.

>>187677871
I also thought we'd get a Greek lancer hero, but The Queen will probably be the melee DPS hero.

Meanwhile it hasn't been explained why Athena is called, well, Athena. So that's a link to Greece which hasn't been explored yet.

>>187677635
Because I'm a racist and he's a Mexican, I guess.

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>>187677345
Maybe you should expand your horizons past defense heroes who don't require aim

>>187678015
Wouldn't surprise me if we did get that though. Overwatch is big on showing people of all nationalities, and since in their version of the future even the Middle East is a utopia it'd make sense to have a character from there.

>>187678171
>The Queen will probably be the melee DPS hero
We already have a melee DPS hero though.

>>187677871
That'd be so cool. Especially if their legendary skins are from Greek/Roman myths.

>>187676920

>Eichenwalde
>"Widow is gonna be op on this map!"
>Oasis
>"Widow is gonna be OP on this map!"
>Lunar colony
>"Jeff said they added long sightlines so widow is gonna be good on this map for sure!"

Not gonna happen.
This game revolves around hyper mobile caffeine infused dps with 1001 abilities. Dva is the newest one now that shes Dps: 600 hp edition.

Meanwhile the absolute state of heroes like Bastion Widow Mei Reaper Torbjorn McCree and Sym continues with their overly gimmicky non mobile playstyles not being able to stand up to the raw power of

>TRY ME

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>>187678171
>Meanwhile it hasn't been explained why Athena is called, well, Athena.
That doesn't need an explanation. That's like asking why a programming language is called Java or Python or why Linux is called Linux.

>>187678280

Doomfist was a mistake and doesn't count

These nerfs will go through and he'll be forgotten. Fits his lore too so its perfect

>The strong shall rise, the weak shall fall and be forgotten

>>187677548
Placed heal zones.
Shield healer (overheal with shields, decays over time).
Vampire buff, either per damage or per kill.
Health transfer + self regen.

>>187677548
Omnic Medical Unit that creates and drops medpacks.

Character who steals life energy from enemies and gives it to allies.

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Post your favorite hero quotes

>"The sun's up high"
-McGee

>>187677895
Lucio?

>>187678118
Torb isnt bad, its just that hes the go to throw hero like most of defense

>>187678795
"I'm an army of one" - Hoggle

>>187676837
Man what the fuck Doomfist got the Roadhog treatment.

>>187678823
would have to heal other healers aswell

>>187678795
Didn't that guy direct that bad terminator movie?

>>187678823

Torb is bad. He's bottom 5 now for sure.

Theres no room for a hero with a hitbox as shit as his with no mobility whos gimmick revolves around a turret that isnt hard for any coordinated team to remove.

For any DPS slot hero to be good, you have to think of it like this:

>Can said hero move and kill with the same speed and efficiency as soldier tracer genji (and now junkrat funnily enough)?
>Yes: Its a good dps
>No: Its bad

>>187678795
>"We are more effective as a team than as fragmented individuals."
>Zardoz

>>187678795
"Protagonists are never deceased" -Marcy

>>187678823

I am one of the biggest Torb defenders who tells everyone to not underestimate him. But he's pretty bad. Mostly because of his shitty ass critbox, partly because his turret is raw garbage until level 2 and it's so hard to actually set up a level 2 turret, and then when you do set it up it's frail as fuck.

>>187679000
Doomfist currently has a one-shot ability and it's not fun. I'm hoping they change it so it's just a really strong directed boop or something

>>187678795
>"Flames in the pit!"
-Trashrodent

>>187676186
The very first part is extremely open. There's not a lot of good cover or positions. Everything has a flank, or second entrance so ducking back when hurt could just lead to someone waiting for you.

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>Deathmatch
>Everyone just steals my kills

>Take away Dvas DM for some shitty no-damage meme rockets

>Doomfist can't kill you with a punch because the hanzo bitch babies are crying

I'm done with your shit

>>187678795
>Can't desist, and I refuse to try.
- Lucy O.

>Athena
>Fusionator
>Soundquake
>Liao
>Hammond
>Maximillien
>The Queen
>(feel free to add)

So who will we hype up to unbelievable expectation and force them to make and release as the Blizzcon Hero™?

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>>187672796
>tfw got all the skins
>tfw bloo is overwatch waifu
>tfw was trash but decided i wanted to get good with her
>tfw can almost consistently hit body shots and head shots are becoming more common after 30 hours of practice

>>187679201
Of all the problems with this game why do people cry about one shots so much?

>reduce torbs critbox
>holding hammer makes torb walk faster
>can move turret when its above 50% health
Fix'd?

>>187679636
Because Overwatch is for casual shitters.

>>187679061
>>187679101
imo hes only good with Symmetra cause of shield stacking and idiots not knowing how to counter it, which could be another reason why they wont bufff him and because they said they wont buff defense heroes besides Junkrat cause him not being able to aim is big factor
maybe they might power creep him later or he will get a complete rework

>hanzo literally gets a free kill every 10 seconds
This never really bothered me before but this is fucking broken in DM

>>187678795
>"I am preparing to illegally bypass your computer systems"
-Umbra

Why console doesn't have PTR?

>>187679201
>Doomfist currently has a one-shot ability
That relies on hitting the wall. At least in Hog's case it was directly related to how much damage he could do with his clips and Hanzo's case is how much ricocheting arrow heads do once released and the number of them.

>>187678795
"Huzzah my dear, the platoon's arrived!"
-The Flash

>>187679440
>Everyone just steals my kills
They do that in normal matches too, you just don't notice because eliminations include assists so casuals like you feel like their contributing.

>tfw you steal the win out from under the leader in Deathmatch

>>187679797
They have to ask for permission each time there is an update, also because of how consoles work, they might be some situations where consoles can bug or not run some things because they might have put stuff that is not fully optimize yet while PC has more flexibility.

>>187678795
>"I am now the Dragoon."
-Genjo Sanzo

>>187679797
Thanks for beta testing, PC.