/twg/ - Total War General

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>>187637670

>no banners/musicians
>no speeches aside from quest battles
>no 1v1 giant animations, they attack each other’s ankles instead
>no minor settlements
>no night battles
>no units pushing siege towers
>no reload animations for the majority of units
>no seasonal changes
>no agent cinematics
>no soundtrack by Jeff van Dyck
>no multiplayer avatar conquest from Shogun 2
>no burnable cities mechanic from Attila
>no siege escalation mechanic from Attila
>no random civilians running around during a siege feature from Attila
>no dynamic music feature from Attila
>no vomiting soldiers during battle when the army is struck with the plague feature from Attila
>no breathless and tired looking soldiers during battle when the army is fighting in forced-march stance feature from Attila
>no unique camp-site battle map while in encampment stance
>Karl Franz visually holding Ghal Maraz even though he hasn’t equipped it
>Archaon's helmet clipping still not fixed
>generals no longer gain visual upgrades as they rank up(i.e. viking generals in Attila would gain a gold trimmed helmet at rank 4 and a fully decked out gold helmet at rank 8)
>no dismount cavalry option during battle
>no shock cavalry using swords in melee
>no visual trade caravans or trade ships on the campaign map
>no roads
>n̶o̶ ̶b̶r̶i̶d̶g̶e̶ ̶b̶a̶t̶t̶l̶e̶s̶
>no naval battles
>no family trees
>no governors
>no BANNERS AND MUSICIANS

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rats, rats, we're the rats

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best humans when

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LOVE ETERNAL!

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Get on your knees and praise the Three Eyed King.

>>187637789
SKAVEN
YES
YES

>>187637770
PAIN

>>187637770
You should start spamming this in the official forum or reddit.

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>General is back to being shill central

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>>187637824
What a dork

>>187638159
bannerlord is no where in sight so might as well buy the total war games

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>>187637803
Tomb Keks report. Ka-Sabar here, always liked the city of bronze and hoped we'd get dirigible models before ageofshitmar duardick ass pirates.

>>187638159
Wow how dare people post about TW in a thread dedicated to those games

>>187637770
itd be a better list if the super dumb minor shit stuff was removed.

>no minor settlements
>no soundtrack by Jeff van Dyck
>no multiplayer avatar conquest from Shogun 2
>no burnable cities mechanic from Attila
>no siege escalation mechanic from Attila
> no roads
>no naval battles

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>>187638159
Post your campaigns m8 and take it easy


>>187638312
Remember to find a cheap copy if you are going to buy TWW2

I wonder what today was like for CA employees?

>>187637631

>tfw hate-sex

>>187638297
rell

>>187638312
bannerlord looks shit only shills will say otherwise

>>187638615
Business as usual

Holy shit are faggots really thinking darren was that relevant to ca?

He earned 400 bongs for fuck sake
I earned more than him at 23

>>187638615
developers working normally (programmers/artists)
designers/leads laughing away at Darren before resuming their duties with a gnawing sense of unease at the back of their mind whispering to them of all their inadequacies
PR wondering if they should do anything at all--probably will decide not to do anything at all

>>187631085
>I play at 1440p
I literally have that same GPU, twice as much ram, and a far superior CPU and I still have large drops on 1080p with mixed settings
you're full of fucking shit

Does anuone have the image where the Goblin is smilling really cheeky???

>>187638740
this
especially on Ultra with 2+ armies in the mix
and the large GCCM maps are awful on framerate

>>187638715
Well being a whore would earn you quite a lot more.

>>187638715
>ex employee confirms everyones worst fears about the future of tw games
>not relevant

hi grace

>>187638740
I have 4GB VRAM as well and I can't use ultra textures in large battles without the game automatically downgrading them because of running out of memory.

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>>187637789
I'M DA GIANT RAT DAT MAKES ALL OF DA RULES

>>187638297

Rorllin

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>>187638382
>Gyrocarrier
>Thunderers on
>Landing behind enemy forces to hammer the line of worthless orc boys
>as the gyro lands suddenly hear "WE IZ GOBBOS!"
>goblin fanatics all around us
>"The grobi are upon us! we need fire support!"
>Gyrobombers and gyrocopters come to aid us
>It ain't me starts playing
>I AIN'T NO OATHBREAKER SON NO!

>>187638408
>no soundtrack by Jeff van Dyck

I'm still salty about that, I'm curious what direction he would take with the music considering it's fantasy, Richard Beddow has improved compared to the shitshow that was Empire but is still nothing above "it's okay I guess"

>>187638992
>Faggot employee apologies for the things you're praising him for, and sucks up to CA.

Whose the real drone?

>>187638668
looks fine graphically apart from the weird looking faces in the latest videos
türks can't afford shills anyway

>>187639031
>Be 500 year old elf lady of noble lineage who has studied combat everyday
>Get raped by a 5 year old mentally ill rat

>>187638992
""""confirms""""
Nigger
If you couldnt see where the series was going and still didnt jump the boat by the of rome 2 release you are a dumb ass nigger

And the people that got into tw with warhammer wont care either, and they are starting to become a majority

>>187639001
>>187638851
oh wait, he has the 4GB VRAM version? I have the 8GB version and still have these problems.
Why the fuck does Speccy say i only have 4gb? I have 8, even TWW says I have 8

>>187639341
he's apologizing for coming off more like Arch instead of a reasonable lad with constructed arguments against his foe

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what did they mean by this??

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>>187639460
someone gave a reason once... but i don't remember it

>>187639612
One of the best retainers

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>>187638159

>>187639612
Nips are so scared of westeners even their music terrorizes them

>>187638992
Except he said TWWH2 is shaping up to be great.

>>187638297
ROLL

>>187639612
remove _____

CAs are jews
And you knew this since fucking rome 2, you merely accepted to forget because guess what, you were actually having fun with warhammer.

If you need a beta bum who got fired (lets not kid here, he very likely got invited to leave) throwing a tantrum on twitch to make you remember that its fine
But please Darren is the last faggot I would suck dick for

>>187639414
if you jumped the boat, why are you here?

Attila was an improvement on r2, and expecting the series to keep moving forward after attila isn't unreasonable. Unfortunately WH is what it is, and doesn't seem like it will get better

>>187640063
>Unfortunately WH is what it is

One of the best game in the series?

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based French men telling the truth

>>187640063
>Unfortunately WH is what it is
Really fun?
>and doesn't seem like it will get better
You mean other than TWW2 looking a lot better?

so this is the power of WE in SFO

>>187640165
WE shit on dwarves outside of SFO too

>>187640063
I guarantee the next historical title will have the Attila mechanics, warhammer had a simplified campaign for all the newfags coming to the total war series and because they didn't want to show the passage of time + family tree wouldnt fit for half the factions.

>>187640295
Pretty much, I don't know why it's so hard to understand that Warhammer overall is meant to be more arcadey.

>>187640063
I didnt jump the boat
Because while I enjoy this series I give no fucks
If I dont, I just dont buy the game then come back later

how do I install mods outside steam workshop

>>187639910
if you like wh1

>>187640125
game whose setting saves it from its lack of features. If attila had a campaign on the level of wh it would have been considered shit

>>187640157
>>a lot better?
>no naval
>sieges still shit
>only 4 factions
>obvious placeholder factions for aggresive dlc policy

the combined map is the big draw of wh2 and we still know nothing about it

>>187640295
>>187640428
the point is that wh was arcadey as hell, stripped of a lot of features, and sold extremely well - its not unreasonable to worry that CA looks at that and assumes that they can do the same with other titles with similar success

>>187640428
The only real big gripe I have is the constant and repetitive sieges. More field battles, please. Maybe I should try a mod that lowers movement ranges, see if it stops the enemy from always ducking behind cover, or something that removes walls on settlements other than province capitals.

>>187640428
Warhammer isn't less complicated than Shogun 2 which is regarded as one of the best titles so not having deep mechanics isn't a valid criticism. It's always pretty obvious that its not even historical players who raise the most issues, since few of them rate shogun 2 that highly. It's clearly players of Rome 1 and Med II who are raising the objections since they're pissed Rome II was so shit. In many ways warhammer is still the most ambitious and well delivered title to date. If the same complaints aren't legitimate in the case of Shogun 2 they aren't legitimate here.

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How goes the hunt, /twg/? I'm trying to complete everything before TW2 drops.

>>187640707
>the combined map is the big draw of wh2 and we still know nothing about it
No it'll be the vortex, fuck off drone poster

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>>187638740
I actually do
FPS drops to mid 20 in big battles though
>>187639460
There is no 4GB version of the 1070, speccy is fucked up

>>187640707
>only 4 factions

8 technically

Anyone have that map with all the cities and forests replaced with their old elven names?

>>187640707
And what can you do about it?
People buying TWW never played a TW before
When they read about features of previous games that were stripped they wont relate because they never had these features to start with
At best some will try the older games
At worst they will think its unnecessary complexity

>>187640879
Not him but I don't give a shit about some secondary victory con, I'm literally buying this because I want to play the WH1 factions in a campaign that is not railoraded.

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oh fug

Anyone know if there are any good co-op campaign mods to increase difficulty or add more interesting objectives? Right now the win conditions for any co-op campaign regardless of faction is "raze 80 settlements, make some units, make some tech". Would like to have something more fitting with the single player ones for us to work towards

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>>187640707
He literally said that TWWH2 is shaping up to be very good. Sorry that it doesn't fit your narrative.

>>187640840
That is true for all of the games if you break it down. Do I want money or recruitment?
Sure you have food and sanitation shit but since it's a mandatory requirement to deal with these mechanics in every single province, you're effectively working with a VERY small number of possible build slots and buildings.

Actually building money making specific region buildings like a mine in Attila? Just forget about it, too many public order/sanitation issues, just go with the standard one.

Shifting minor numbers around 3 buildings doesn't account for deep mechanics, people are just fucking stupid.

>>187640063
>Attila was an improvement on r2
in the campaign ya. but didn't the battles get faster? at least that's what I've heard from darren.

>>187641221
Sure but its hardly the big thing for warhammer 2 just because you aren't interested

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>>187641353
Oh look, here's another image of "our guy" saying TWH2 is going to be a good game.

But we're going to ignore that ever happened because isn't shitpost fodder.

>>187641462
They got somewhat faster in the early game because early units have worse morale than early R2 units.

Many faction in R2 have early units that are still pretty elite, like hoplites.

>>187641126
You don't have to be new to the series to think that clutter isn't depth. Some games are enjoyable even if they are simple, see the old games.

>>187641619
he gave TWWH1 a 6-7/10, which is "good"
TWWH2 is a direct improvement, so it'll receive a 7/10, which is "good"
absolutely based

>>187638297
roll

>>187641669
Yes goy it's clutter not features, it's the reason why they are bringing back this clutter to give piece by piece to the new factions to market them as new, because no one wants them.

>>187641462
Early-mid game fights are pretty fast. Blobs fighting a blob in a chokepoint can take forever though

>>187641462
melee inf vs melee inf engagements were much slower, but a good player could wreck house with cav because of impact damage

>>187641529
>implying anyone gives a shit about the dumb vortex

>>187641353
>>187641619
dummy, the point is that both wh1 and 2 are stripped of features compared to previous titles

but why would I try explaining that to a redditor?

>>187641842
>Get BTFO
>Moves goalpost

Ebin.

>>187641802
Great argument

>WE AINT WORRIED BOUT NO GROBANESE.
>Suddenly the Gyrocarrier hull explodes and the cabin depressurizes.
>YOOOOOOO
>Doom divers ascend on the whole fleet as you tailspin to your doom
https://youtu.be/bqzGk-5VQw8

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>>187641842

>>187641960
I made my argument, you not liking the truth is not my responsibility.

>>187641957
>>187641960
11/10, very enlightened posts with well thought-out executions

>187642036
Not even going to give you a (You)

>>187641842
You said Darren only said TW2 would be good if you liked TW1, someone proves you wrong. What the fuck is there to not understand about that?

>>187637770
b-b-b-but MUH MONSTER UNITS

>no burnable cities
good, that was fucking bullshit. one block is on fire, -200 melee attack and defence

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Daily reminder.

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>you will never have a dark elf gf

>>187642135
clever little shit, aren't you?

>>187642276
Sorry anon this is historyfag territoy now.

>>187642235
> -200 melee attack and defence

There were mods for that.

Remember mods? yes the things you used to change mechanics and not the faces of ugly trannies CA forced in the game.

>Want to play Attila
>remember that they still havent optimized it
>the Medieval kingdoms campaign is barebones shit
>want to play medieval 2
>remember that there are no decent realism mods that dont add bullshit annoying campaign mechanics like stainless steel
>want to play warhammer
>remember >>187637770
Guess its back to Shogun 2

>>187641369
this. total war would be nothing if it didn't deliver tactical battle experiences which are first and foremost a spectacle and secondly it's a way to explore history/fantasy, it's not a simulation. It's not a format where strategy will ever be central or deeper than other games which focus on it.

>>187642404
Are you the guy that doesn't consider a mod a "mod" if it's not a LOTR total conversion?

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>Darren plays SFO MP testing it out for the first time
>SFO fags crash the stream and shills like crazy
>two of their "community team" spam their way in to the battle to make sure they 1v1 him
>trashtalk in their own discord after winning against a guy who has never played the mod in MP
I enjoy SFO but these guys are pretty pathetic

>>187641842
>Claims Darren said TW2 would only be good if you liked 1
>Someone posts proof that you're wrong
>Accuses them of being a redditor

Like clockwork.

>>187642560
How is that relevant in any way to what you were saying?

>>187642276
I'm pretty sure I'm ok without some superhuman woman torturing me physically and mentally daily.

>>187642606
Just asking

>>187642276
>a qt dark elf will never skin you alive, before throwing you on the ground and crushing your balls with her high heels while calling you a sissy.
>she will never proceed to tie you up in a closet and force you to watch as she gets banged by a centigor or some shit
why even live?

>>187642592
He literally said so on stream.

"If you like warhammer 1 and you're okay with buying something that is 50% recycled content at 60 dollars, then you'll like warhammer 2"

>>187642420
Attila runs a hell of a lot better than when it first came out

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>>187642276
I wish I was dead

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>>187642276
>a darkelf maiden will never crush your balls to powder
>a darkelf maiden will never sever your seminiferous tubules in the most painful way imagineable rendering you infertile because she doesn't want mutt children every time you mating press cum inside
>a dark elf maiden will never subtly flay you gradually over the course of your relationship

>>187638297
picture picture in this post, who is the fairest of all the lords

>>187642749
See:
>>187641353
>>187641619

>>187642276

tfw all you want is a qt pi skaven gf who isnt some fat brood horror and is just like freya crescent from ffix

>>187642404
>yes the things you used to change mechanic
I never forgot it though?

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>>187642276
;_;

>>187641957
>>187642006
great posts

>>187642592
>>187642212
>>187642749

>>187642749
>listening to a disillusioned broken idiot

I seriously hope no one does this.

>>187642404
So previously games where so fucking shit you needed to mod mechanics and now you only need to mod aesthetics?

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>>187642886
MORGHUR!

>>187642923
Yes and he elaborated on it on stream, he said the same thing, just with more details.

If you like warhammer 1 you will like warhamemr 2, if you're fine with buying something that is 50% recycled content for full price.

That doesn't contradict what he said on reddit, actually what he said on reddit reinforces his statement on stream.

>>187643083
>>187641957

>>187643146
>50% recycled content for full price
I understand he's mad but that's bullshit

>>187643115
Not at all you deluded shill, I am fine with the mechanic, if you're not fine with it there is mods.

Meanwhile Warhammer will always be shit, mods or not, because warhammer mods suck dick just like the game and change nothing.

>>187642984
rolling

>>187643045
The drunken rant that he immediately retracted?

Also, that's not what he said on reddit, he literally, word for word, said "WH2 is shaping up to be very good." I know reading is difficult but shit anon come on.

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>>187643312
>Meanwhile Warhammer will always be shit, mods or not, because warhammer mods suck dick just like the game and change nothing.

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type in google ''how to install mods total war warhammer cracked''.
But most good mods are updated to the norsca update, and you probably use the same version that im using which is one patch before norsca's update so nothing will work

>>187643285
He's right, the framework for the expansion has already been set, all the mechanics are already set in stone or recycled from Attila, even the black ark is just a mix of an horde and a FOTS ship, they are literally reusing old code, some tables in warhammer still use the food tables for attila like the amber mechanic.

So if all the groundwork is already done, what did they work on? Just assets, like units and a lot of those were already made, like some elf unit animations, dragons, phoenixes, chariots and so on.

>>187643479
But muh stream.

>>187643285
how? The majority of what the game is based on was done for wh1 - whats new is the campaign map and new factions. It makes sense to question the price considering that wh1 was released for the same price but didn't have already established work to base itself off of

>>187643479
>>187641957

>>187643479
It's not a drunken rant, he was very elaborate and showed directly on stream what he was talking about, especially the part where CA rips off people with their overpriced DLC and sieges.

>>187640534

this >>187643497 was meant for you

>>187643497
i just want cute wardancer skins desu

>>187643649
>>187643672
>>187641957

>>187641960
Don't argue with the dronetard posters. To them, all features are good, regardless of whether they're implemented well, and any feature which is given to only one or a few faction in order to differentiate them is a feature that should've been given to everyone. It's just some butthurt Turk retard.

>>187643804
great post drone

>>187643824

This is for you >>187642243

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>>187643824
>Turks are still butthurt over pic related.

That explains the influx of shitposting recently.

>>187643285
It is a huge exaggeration but at the same time there is some truth to it. For example a LOT of the new units just use already existing animations and WH1 needed a lot more planning and creative work just by virtue of being the first game in a trilogy. It also shipped with more content in terms of units (four races+parts of Bretonnia+parts of Norsca+Chaos) whereas this time when you only look at WH2, it's just four races.

The nice guy in me wants to say they'll use the extra profit to give more and higher quality FLC for the game but the realist in me says they're just being jews because they can get away with it.

>>187643959
>CA doesn't have the Man'o'war license
>nobody played or liked naval battles in previous titles
>HURR WHY IT NOT IN THE GAME
That's all I have to say to you, good day.

>>187644193
>the shit-tier man o war excuse
>literally proving the screenshot right

ebin

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They are literally releasing an expansion for 60 euro 1 year after and you sad cunts are eating it up.

A literal employee of the company breaks NDA to tell you they are not reinvesting into the game and ripping you off and you're eating it up. I wouldn't give a fuck if you were eating shit for any other game, but you eating shit for a total war game means everyone else will have to eat shit in the future because of you.

So do everyone a favour, stop eating shit will you?

>>187644178
Do we even know if there'll be a faction that isn't playable on release, like Chaos was meant? In the Let's Play they referred to Chaos incursions during the ritual, but they never showed any, and it seems weird for WoC-exclusive armies to emerge from the Warp.

>>187644321
>adds 4 unique races
>adds new mechanics
>makes the map a lot bigger
>much better graphics
>muh ''its an expansion for 60 bucks!! waaa''

>>187643672
it came off as a rant because it wasn't very structured
he could've swayed a lot of normies if he used the proper language
big mistake to wait for some video in a month to properly criticize everything instead of having it ready now

>>187644505
>he was suckered into thinking race packs are worth $15

>>187644321
>breaks NDA
???????

>>187644321

I want to play as skaven and I dont give a shit if they didn't bother to give one of the 4000 dudes on the screen during a battle some drums or whatever the fuck it is you're crying about today.

>>187644417
We're so close to release now I really doubt they're hiding anything, especially not a whole faction.

lads how should i build vlad and isabella (and isabella's vamps)?
vlad/isa as melee and the vamp bitches as a mix of melee/casters?

>>187644505
>4 (four) races
Much, much less than they have ever done. With the exception of Warhammer 1

>new mechanics
wow skaven need food this is groundbreaking and unseen of. Certainly not just going to be a rebranded copy+paste mechanic like the corruptions

>makes the map a lot bigger
Yes, not worth $60 though

>much better graphics
no

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>>187642276
Based Malus knows what to do with dark elf bitches:

>betrays and kills the cute that loved him
>fucked, betrayed and killed his older half sister, cultist of Slaanesh
>runs away from his eldest half sister, the most beautiful woman in Hag Graef, who was prophesied to be his bride by Khaine because the crazy bitch eats hearts indiscriminately
>kills the cute again when she becomes undead chaos champion that came back from the dead just so she can have revenge on him for betraying her
>in the end he risks his life and soul for his bro Hauclir

Bros before hoes.

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>>187644534
I hope CA makes more fantasy games just to trigger history fags.

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What a good herd

>>187643479
particularly dronish post there

>>187640857
Who did you beat legendary with?

>>187644969
>allied with WE

those fucking scums are the worst.

>>187645123
Its hilarious, the seem to have reverted to their old form now that the empire gets the entirety of reikland. I've had multiple campaigns where orion has taken altdorf from franz

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>empire greatswords holding the line, dying to a man and never wavering against the chaos hordes

>>187644321
>60 euro
>a minimum wage worker makes that in 3.5 hours
>literally a morning of work out of 5 days
>be landlord
>make that for doing nothing every day
>have professional job
>make 60 euros in half an hour.

lmao

>>187645284
this games should be 100 to 150 euros a piece i mean what are you poor?

>>187645123
They paid me for a military alliance. Must've craved that big norscan mammoth cock after I wiped out the Bretonnian shits. No interest in fighting welfs at that point anyways.

Darren is a weakling beta, whomst only achievements was to leak something twice

gonna wait until Darren reviews TW:WH 2 to get his full thoughts on it.

>>187645491
He backpedaled
Nobody cares about him anymore

>>187645208
I started a Bretonnia game and Durthu confederated all other factions within six turns. It was weird.

>>187645431
+1
would pay $300 because i make it in about 4 hours of work

>>187644321
>They are literally releasing an expansion for 60 euro
how about getting it for cheap?

>>187645431
if you're gonna complain about buying a game you want for 60 euros you are unemployed and therefore a degenerate and not worth listening to or a jew. Guess its hard for people on welfare to accept nothing worth having in life is free.

>>187640857

just completed my last outstanding achieve last night: Complete a Co-op campaign. Feels pretty good.

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send help

I make 15 an hour here in Ireland. Take me 4 hours to have enough for WH2. Worth it though.

>>187645431
Dude they should be 500 each, with 50 dollar dlc.

I mean I make that money in no time, why not give it to CA.

>>187645557
some people apparently still do>>187644321

>>187644865

Lhunara was too good for this world

>>187645701
absolutely based post i for one can NOT wait for the inevitable poor people genocide

G O B L I N S

>>187645557
t. arch fan

I can't understand those historyfags desu. Don't they know that factions in warhammer are REALLY unique compared to history tw games

There is nothing interesting or enough about Nippon to make it a DLC faction. Cathay I can get behind because there's some lore there and units detailed which I find interesting. But fuck Ind, Kuresh and Nippon. Cathay is enough.

>>187646057
but you need the others if Cathay is to be a region

>>187645845
He apologized for everything he said yesterday, cant take a beta cuck like him serious

>>187645778
I am a brazilian NEET and it costs me the equivalent of 12 meals. No regrets.

>>187646209
Fucking pirate it

>>187646134
Archwarhammer has the most boring voice imaginable. He sounds like the type of guy who masturbates over his female Dark elf miniatures on a table in front of him.

Remember how positive we were before Rome 2 release? Things ended up turning out alright lmao

>>187644848
>Much, much less than they have ever done
compared to 1 (one) race in all other games?

>new mechanics
Like slaves (different and more configurable than in Rome II), mobile cities (not hordes, actual cities) and influencing other factions through diplomacy (High Elf mechanic)

>Yes, not worth $60 though
There I agree, 40€ would've been ok

>much better graphics
>no
Well, they're a bit better but not a jump like Rome II -> Attila or something like that

Warhammer 2 is not going to be the best thing ever, but it will improve on Warhammer 1 although for too high a price.

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>>187646381
>Archwarhammer
?

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G O B L I N S

>>187646515
lol this thing is just getting bigger. I love it.

>>187645845
Those people are just looking for an excuse to shitpost, anon.

>>187646478
>influencing other factions through diplomacy (High Elf mechanic)
What's this, I haven't heard of it.

>>187646045
If they're gonna count only the "factions" instead of the starting positions with different lords they should at least be coherent and count the culture groups in history titles instead.

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>>187646537
I'm onto you

>>187646692
Some mechanic stolen from 4X games

>>187646478
>although for too high a price.
which is why I got it for $25 off. yeeee

>>187646692
High Elves get to see other faction's territory as long as they have a trading agreement with them.

They can also make other factions go to war with each other if their diplomacy is high enough.

We don't really know the specifics yet.

>>187646692
Yeah, (one of) the new High Elf mechanics, they'll gather influence to recruit lords and heroes (the more influence you spend the stronger/higher the level) but can also be spent to "force" other factions into war/peace/whatever.
Hasn't been shown yet but CA shortly explained it in June I think

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m3tw when?

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>>187645760
>35/44 regions infected

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>187646895
>>187646921
That sounds fucking baller.

>>187646537
No G O B L I N S poster, you are too pure for this thread.

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Alright, time to save Iberia

Whats the plan lads?

>>187646829
>Some mechanic stolen from 4X games
Oh come on, don't start that crap. Everything has been stolen from everyone, everywhere, by everyone.

>>187647007
I sure as hell hope it will be as cool as it sounds!

I just found this place., this place is like heaven, Reddit Total war and the ca forums are a toxic cancerous shitstorm, this place seems decent and people can actually voice their opinions.

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>>187647138

>>187647073
resettle asap to get the mission reward and massive diplo bonus w/ christian factions, and use that to get trade agreements/alliances with all of christendom before using that $$$ to btfo the mooslems

>>187645967
>poor people

that;s teh fucking problem, NONE of them on welfare are fucking poor. People in the 30s and 60s even grew up with wool hand me downs, no tv, eating shit like organs and getting penny sweets but now the 'poor' have a house with big tv, laptops, cars, fast food all the time and money for expensive drugs and shit. 'Poor' doesn't exist in the welfare state.

>>187647050
His suffering and struggle keeps us all from going off the deep end.
>>187647138
You have to go back.

>>187647073
burn every single muslim shithole to the ground it rebuild it in the good christian way.
DEUS VULT!

>>187647138
>larping

>>187646057
I can't find the link for you but some dudes made a treatment for Nippon in Warhammer Roleplay and it was pretty extensive, with something like 24 starting professions ranging from warrior monks to fishermen and a host of locations and monsters. They basically finished the entire book but GW decided to pull the plug on it pretty late in that stage of development.

I only looked at it once and I wish I could remember more but I'd bet that it exists in some capacity in GW's records so there'd be a lot of material for CA to work with if they ever go down that route.

>>187646692
A totally useless mechanic like corruption

>>187647108
I never said it was bad, I said it was stolen, which it is.

>>187647383
Oh, so you've played TWW2 already? Tell me about it!

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>be Darren
>make semi-popular total war youtube videos in your freetime
>the people who make Total war are kind enough to hire you as a PR guy
>basically your dream job
>while working you mess up and accidentally leak important info multiple times
>despite this you aren't fired and you keep your job that anyone with a voice can do
>after a while you notice a few cut corners and minor problems done so the company you work at can maximize profits
>complain about it and propose some ideas of your own
>everyone ignores you because you are a easily replaceable PR person who hasn't even been at the company for long
>suddenly realize you can't change an entire company and quit to make youtube videos full time
>after quitting go on a drunken rant on Twitch guaranteeing you will never be hired int he game industry again.
>plan to live off soylent and cheap noodles while making money from youtube donations
How fucked is he when he runs out of money in 10 months and commits suicide?

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>>187637824
"block archaon path"

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>>187647383
>implying seething, insidious corruption isn't the comfiest of tasks

>>187647460
I also don't think his statement was any kind of actual argument either, but you sound like an ass when you pull that card.

>>187647415
I didn't take it as bad, but as I said, every feature and mechanic has been stolen, regardless of genre or game

>>187647246
>burn every single muslim shithole to the ground it rebuild it in the good christian way.
>DEUS VULT!
>complains about larping
Was it meant to be ironic

>>187646829
not a bad thing to steal desu. at least imo. but you're free to have yours my dude

>>187647460
If the mechanic it's that good then why they didn't show us yet?

>>187637770
half of these are bullshit "features" that you are nitpicking but il admit some of them are legit

for warhammer specificly id like the banners and muscicians

>>187647217
>now the 'poor' have a house with big tv, laptops, cars, fast food all the time and money for expensive drugs and shit. 'Poor' doesn't exist in the welfare state.
Nigger I can barely feed my cat in my one room apartment in the bumfuck town I live in, and I live in fucking Sweden. Forget cars, what a fucking joke, only way I could make that work is by buying some 30-year old shit for $400 after saving for a whole year, and pray to god that it wouldn't break down in a way I couldn't fix on my own. Stop fucking getting your info from /pol/.

>>187647573
tbqh I'd laugh, he dug that grave himself

>>187639612
Bard weapon
http://www.jeffludwig.com/wizardry8/instrumentlist.php

>>187647580
Never understood how "corruption" works on the warhammer franchise.

Chaos worshipping dicks just fart out corruption by simply existing?

>>187647573
I think if he keeps going on the way he did this past stream he should be alright. I'm interested to see his review of warhammer 1 and 2.

>>187647309
Game workshop should have just added and fleshed out Warhammer Asia instead of going the Age of Sigmar route.

>>187647217
what you described sounds like the opposite of the problem.

Do you want loads of poverty and low living standards?

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>>187637805
its the duty of all undead to bully manlets

>>187647573
Suicide material

>Lives alone
>No friends nearby
>Essentially living on poor savings accumulated from earning 400 a month (lel what a shitty pay)
>Never getting hired again
>Surviving on cup noodles
>gf left him for being a giant beta

We better keep suicide prevention inforned

>>187647460
Dude have you played any 4X that is not civilization? because the majority of them use influence as a currency in diplomacy

>>187647839
They spread the gospel of our lords and saviours of the chaos wastes! Rejoice!

>>187647729
They showed dark elves like a week ago, and that didn't make slaves shit.

>>187647729
Marketing reasons?
Wait for the High Elf let's play.

I'm not arguing that the mechanic will be great, we just don't know yet.
Just wait for the let's play, we will see if the mechanic's actually interesting or not

>>187647790
I would agree with you but

>sweden

You literally whored out your country to foreigners

>>187647790
Have you thought about getting a job?

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>>187647869
Theres only room for one weeaboo faction in this here company, Gue'la

>>187647904
Not to say Darren hasn't ruined his life, but he said he was making 400 a month after paying bills and rent and shit. It isn't a lot, but that's a perfectly stable income that he threw away for his "integrity".

>>187647904
Actually he doesn't live alone. Even worse he lives with his friend Mitch, who still works at CA. So if his youtube channel fails, every day he will have a reminder of what could've been in Mitch.

>>187637670
>>187625596
Slaan and old ones are different anon
Although slaans look like old ones in 40k

>>187647573
What happened in the stream?

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>>187645098

Karl Franz, Orion, Durthu, Morghur and Thorgrim. Can't remember if I did anyone else as well.

>>187648203
>Inb4 CA promotes mitch

>>187648203
I guarantee you he retracted everything because Mitch gave him shit that same day.

Not that anything he said is wrong, I pretty much agree with all of it.

>>187647869
It would have been great to see but Araby, Bretonnia and Chaos Dwarfs could have done with some love before any of it

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>>187645725

Damn, I still need to get that one. I haven't been able to find anyone to partner up with on a co-op campaign.

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>>187648293
>tfw CA promote POM

Whats a "slightly above average" salary in britbongia?

I get 2300 here in brazil (after getting fucked by taxes) and this is considered above average here

>>187648147
>Muh integrity
>A phrase often uttered by those who quit a company because they wouldn't take him seriously as the 'ideas guy' and his demand for more pay when all he does is browse a sub reddit and do voice overs for videos

>>187647904
he and his gf are still together

>>187648554
>inb4 she leaves him for Mitch

>>187648278

And of those, I'd say that Morghur was the easiest because you don't have to hold onto territory and you can easily hide from the AI.

>>187647573
>a few cut corners
>minor problems
>shitty sieges is a minor problem
this is your mind on CA's pay-roll

>>187648504
Well they hired Darren, and PoM failed miserably on one of their streams last year for the first game, so he fits the role of person they pay to embarrass themselves promoting their game.

>>187648327
>retracted everything
So shit happened after the stream?>>187648521
Is that in dollars or pounds. The average is like 3k without taxes, but this is because of how high our high earners are whilst there are tonnes on minimum wage

>>187648554
And I will never understand why
She is a 8/10 and look to be an alpha woman
While he is a lanky 6/10 that speak in a funny way

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>>187637803
Reminder Sigmarite are manlet unworthy of the glorious human legacy and that the Kangs are the Ubermench of Warhammer.

>>187647790
maybe the absurd welfare state over there along with unrestricted immigration is strangling the jobs economy?

>>187644321
>60 euro

33 ;^)

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>>187644865


>"Malus... I loved you"
>"... I know"
>kills her again

Ol' Malus sure was an edgelord worthy of his kind

in SFO for some reason the leader if the bad moon mutinous gits looks like an empire fire wizard, any idea whats causing this glitch?

>>187648751
So Darren was basically being paid jackshit?
Kek

>>187648754
>She is a 8/10 and look to be an alpha woman
pics?

>>187648761
Why does that kneeling skeleton still have arm and leg flesh?

>>187648554
No she abandoned him
>>187648736
I don't get this 'every battle was a siege' meme in Atilla, most of mine were field battles, as both bar bars and romans and tanuhkids

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>>187648761
khemri master race

and master of waifus too

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>>187646209
>costs 12 brazilian meals

>>187649001
Most of yours were field battles because minor settlements in warhammer are fucking field battles.

>>187648747
They'd hire Lionheart before PoM. He already streams on their twitch channel and does Total war fulltime.

>>187648754
>6/10
so he's above the average?

>>187648761
Who's the cute bowing near settra?

>>187648078
It became this way after the recession and has little to do with immigration, and I'm not responsible for anything other than my own vote.

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>>187637824
*Rides spectraly behind you*
Tssst, nothing personnal kiddo

>>187647790
>having a pet when you're poor
That's just unethical

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Rate my wild hunt

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>>187647217
>eating shit like organs
>impliying organs are shit
here in the 30s the people ate cats and soup of boots

>>187648919
Maybe there was more to his job, but it doesn't seem like he did more than make and edit the occasional youtube video, so he actually was paid quite well for the amount of work he did.

>>187648919
What about his job is complicated, in ten years we'll have computer synthesisers good enough to make their own accents and narrate videos
>>187648983
Concubine, something about this afterlife had to be paradise

>>187649231
Too many poisons, it doesn't stack, so only have two that change targets often.

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>>187649231
Also

;^)

>>187649154
>has little to do with immigration
lol
>and I'm not responsible for anything other than my own vote.
>he thinks voting matters
lmao

>>187649065
cleopatra wasc an ugly bitch and her undead parody Khalifa is a dried up ghetto whore.

>>187648754
probably because not everyone is as shallow and petty as you,anon.

>>187649108
>in Atilla, most of mine were field battles, as both bar bars and romans and tanuhkids
Anon, why are you here if you can't read, do you use text to speech like that one nigger in /his

>>187649389
No, I mean the actual skeleton, not the woman. It clearly has flesh on it's arms and legs, but the head and torso are fully skeletonized.

>>187649231
26 unit riders?

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>>187647006
>most of my armies infected and suffering attrition
>almost every single settlement infected
>franks have wrecked visigoths, breaking my 6k/turn trade agreement with them
>this combined with the practically global -10% wealth from the plague sent me from +3k/turn to -3k/turn
>-9public order in most of my provinces

My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?

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>>187649428
BY SIGMAR , NO !

REMOVE THE FROG EATERS !

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>>187649428
DELETE THIS

>>187649131
You never saw /soc/ beauty scale?

1 are malformed abominations
2 are really ugly people, with minor malformations and you cant look at them for long without feeling a bit of disgust
3 are the bonna fide ugly people, like a neckbeard obese white trash american with greasy hair
4 are those who could be plain but due to imperfections are not
5 is absolutely plain
6 is someone that you can atleast remember his face
7 are ppl that can be attractive in certain angles but are overall normal
8 are people who are definitely attractive
9 are those who stand out from the crowd, that kind of person that will get your gaze like from instinct
10 are greek gods who literally have no flaws in their appearance

>>187647857
I don't think he's a very entertaining streamer. He just doesn't have that personal charisma (most people don't, so I'm not trying to insult him or anything) or great sense of humor, doesn't show off impressive feats of skill. It's just, you know, an average guy doing average stuff. The content he played wasn't very exciting, just early vamp stuff except slower than usual, and it was his first two hours of playing it so he couldn't give any real insight into how good or bad the changes are.

I'm more interested in his youtube stuff where he has time to compile shit, have more structure to his content and give some interesting critique or info on games I'm mildly interested in but not enough to really check up on them myself as they get updated over time. For example I dropped XCOM2 at launch but if he reviews its current state focusing on what it fixed over time and it looks good, it might make me jump back in.

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>>187649641
>>187649647
Something to cheer you up with.

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>>187649160
>beats you and your army of grail knights.
That was too easy

>>187649579
Pygmy Liche Priest (fast for a dwarf)

>>187649523
>cleopatra was an ugly bitch

t.augustus

>>187649131
>Who's the cute bowing near settra?
A concubine I suppose

>>187649792
>Who was never wrong

>>187649550
>Darrren
>Not shallow

>>187647790
m8 I live in France, get paid minimum wages alongside studying, and even though I don't have much money, I can completely survive and even help my mother sometimes.
Stop spending your money in shitty food, eat lentils and cheap but healthy food and you'd be able to live better.

>>187647784
I think most of those features are what make the other games good. Tell me which ones are nitpicky so I can tell you how you're wrong

>>187649792
>spawn of multi-generational incest
>not ugly

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>tfw four enemy mammoths


4 big targets

>>187649757
>it was his first two hours of playing it so he couldn't give any real insight into how good or bad the changes are.
Reminder this guys opinion is being taken seriously rather than just a vengeful employee

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Factions that let me paint the map are unironically the best. VC, Welves, Chaos or Beastmemes. I love seeing the forests flourish around once barren lands, or watch as nature itself becomes corrupted by my edgy embrace.

>>187644321
You mean like Attila but with more content?

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>>187649863
>concubine
What does she do, his dick must have fallen off ages ago and if it hasnt he couldn't feel anything. Is she just there to look pretty?

>>187649189
It's 14 years old, I've had it longer than I've been unemployed, and I take very good care of it. Just last week it was acting down, so I took it to a vet, turns out it had issues with its pancreas. I had to forcibly spray water down its throat several times a day for four days just to keep it from dying off dehydration, since it was too nauseous to drink, and I had to hand-feed it tiny bits of fish a dozen times a day, so don't tell me I'm doing anything unethical.

>>187650000
I thought wood elves didn't have RoRs

>>187650067
He means like Attila but full AAA price and less features.

>>187650142
All factions have RoRs now

>>187649523
Khalida isn't the Cleopatra parody, that's Neferata.

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REMINDER

>>187650112
>cat is dying and in a state where it will be unlikely to recover
>prolong the suffering
If it was a human I'd agree, but no it's a fucking cat, eat that shit before it goes off
>>187650142
30th anniversary
>>187644676
Non disclosure arrangement

>>187650219
fug, I guess my pirated copy is outdated

>>187650079
Pretty much yeah; Tomb Kings does a lot of shit like that, acting like they where in their precedent lives. Pretty sad Imo

>>187650148
Just as much features and way waaaaaay more assets

>>187650258
he's almost at $250 and gained like 50 twitch subs today :D

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>>187649958
delet this

>>187650079
>people unironically choose to be cremated and lose the chance to return as a based skeleton

so much of the shit in the world makes sense when you realise these are the people in it.

>>187650349
>wh
>as many featrues as attila
how delusional do you have to be to think this?

>>187650258
and remember this is the month where he will be have the most attention. After this he will make less and less money.

>>187644816
Vlad as DPS
Isabella as tank/ paladin
Embed all heros in Isabella
Grave guard and cav in Vlad's army, vargheists, terrorgheist and 2 fell bats in Isabel's army

>>187650349

Nah.

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>>187650000
How do Elves perform against nu-Norsca & mammoths? Asking for a friend.

>>187650247
>beauty masks
>association with the asp
>city of residence is not alexandra

totally overturned every assumption I ever held anon

>>187650148
But Atilla and Rome 2 were the same price, they made a new game rather than fix problems with the old one, and spawned even more DLC

>2 days into the week
>No stuff

We getting a high elf letter tomorrow right?

>>187650280
>>cat is dying and in a state where it will be unlikely to recover
It's not dying, it's recovering very well since I went through a little trouble to keep it from dehydrating or starving. And you have the gall to call me unethical, "it's a bit sick and will die if not given proper and cheap care in the form of water and a little fish, so let it die instead." Never get a pet, you couldn't care for it.

>>187650613
Their monsters and lords melt to your archers if they give you the chance to shoot at them.

>>187650639
Why do you lie?

If you weren't there for Attila and Rome2 release why do you pretend you were?

>>187650431
For warhammer 2 yes
>>187650730
>you could never care for a pet
Yes which is why I've had 2 dogs and fish in the past

>>187650460
Isn't the scret with twitch to be a qt girl and pimp yourself to rich gulf Arab kids? You need to land a few a whales right? (i.e. big fish patrons as opposed to lots of little fishes)

>>187650819
Point me to an article which says they're different, history is easily changed by the mind
>>187650871
T. Sissy