Dead dogs, but still artillery edition.
>What's EVE Online?
A space-based sci-fi MMORPG known for its steep learning curve, massive scale, and unique depth. It's also known as "Space Spreadsheet Simulator" and "NEET Space Gods".
>Can I play the full game without paying for it?
Yes. Eve is F2P, with some restrictions, and you can earn enough in-game money to get a subscription ("PLEX").
>I want to play EVE, what should I do?
Get 250,000 free Skillpoints by using a referral link, (chaining them with friends works best). If you have no friends you can easily create two accounts and refer yourself - you'll need an alt anyway:
https://secure.eveonline.com/recruit/
If you buy a subscription on the referred account, then the account used to create the referral link will receive in-game money. Therefore some people will ask you to click their referral links, with the promise of monetary returns. There is no guarantee that you will actually get your share, if you click other people's referral links.
>Now what?
Do the Tutorial then the Career Agent missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and consider finding a corp. Corporations are a great way to connect with people and learn the game properly. The game is only as boring as you are.
For career suggestions, see this graphic:
https://eve-guides.fr/images/wtd.jpg
>Read the /eog/ pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/cqJUuVT9
>Game information
Eve University UniWiki: https://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page
>Maps and regions
http://evemaps.dotlan.net/
http://www.ellatha.com/eve/wormholelist.asp
>PvP information
https://zkillboard.com/
https://evewho.com/
>Fitting, structure, and skill planning tools
https://github.com/pyfa-org/Pyfa
https://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Third-party_tools
>Updates
https://updates.eveonline.com
>Markets
https://eve-central.com/
https://eve-marketdata.com/
http://evepraisal.com/
Last dog: >>>186972194
capacitor
>facebook memes in op
Uninstall
power grid
>>187601659
Post your best memes, come on.
I'll wait, I have ALL morning.
>>187601907
Not the person you are responding to btw.
>>187602445
Dead corp
Join Dronelands today! Quiet deep sovnull, safe ratting space, cheap systems for rent. Comrade xXDEATHXx is waiting for YOU!
I want to help Triumvirate fuck FCON's shit up but I don't want to join a sovnull alliance, how do I help?
>>187602781
Grab a freighter, move tri doctrine ships to their staging, sell for small profit and only sell to tri and their allies.
>>187602775
That's a lot of empty systems
>>187602893
>freighter
A freighter in NS, ye why not
>>187603081
Move fighter to edge of HS
Then keep Jumping to staging and back, not hard anon.
Quick post a picture of your EVE gf or waifu.
>>187603270
>Move fighter to edge of HS
Full of machariels ? Is your mind healthy ?
You just jump from Jita directly outside of Empire
>>187603571
Enjoy your aids once you're having to do triple jumps.
>>187603628
Enjoy your aids once you're having 30+ catalysts on your freighter
I'm a meta-roleplayer. I make posts on message boards such as this one pretending I've played this game.
>>187603814
Get in line buddy.
>>187602724
H-hey, we're not d-dead, we killed an astra and some t3cs yesterday.;_;
>>187603375
Big and long
>tfw your aspergo autismo corpmates can't hold a point on a ratter
When is the right moment to deploy titans, PoSes are going the way of the dodo so I suppose you'd want it deployed on a fortizar bash.
>>187606304
with current retarded jump mechanics it depends entirely on the state of other capital ships that could appear on grid and fuck you up
>>187602893
I meant help them in a way that involves killing shit. I can fly a panther, if it helps.
>>187606690
Move BPC to their staging, they in angel cartel so you will be able to find that everywhere in the region
cyclone
FCON's systems are out of blops jump range of Curse, FC what do?
shadow of exdeath
>Nereus x 1
>Expanded Cargohold x 1
>>187606304
Why would you drop titans on a pos? D
Do a dread bomb and rf it quick and jump out
Always have multiple scouts in neighboring systems and up to 7ly away to look for potential hot drops. Find out what your enemies are doing before dropping caps
>>187606628
You're retarded. Why don't you just spy and scout your enemies. If you know they're in range you don't drop caps. Bash them with subcaps
>>187611136
not everyone lives in the drone regions retard, plenty of people have shit in range of them at all times
>>187606304
you only drop titans to kill supers or other titans, and now and then the hotdrop meme to kill a cap with a DD.
That's it, they are never used to bash structures, supers are the best structures bashers, they can just deploy bombers from autistic ranges and be perma aligned to a safe or ready to jump out when anything shows up.
But if you don't want to risk much you just drop tons of deads and RF shit in a blink then jump out.
45 names my raitaru
Dog
>>187614124
You can't comprehend fun, not while your soul is held down by sovereignty!
>>187614124
Loli Sex Dungeon Omega
>>187614124
Void XL goes here
Jakas fajna polska corpka w nullu rekrutuje?
18.5 sp, latam glownie w logi i race w vni
dostalem kicka za nieaktywnosc przez 3 miesiace.
On n'est pas obligé de parler anglais ici ?
>>187611301
Use your scouts and spies you fucking retard. You can easily bash pos without dreads if you know your enemy will counter drop.
Second you never bring dreads to fortizar bash
>>187616337
you aren't disagreeing with me. the answer to 'when do you do thing?' is 'when you won't get fucked'. retard
>>187616517
Yes and none of that has anything to do with drone lands. You can drop dreads as bait for your enemy to escalate only to buttfuck their carriers with your subcaps eating all their fighters for bfast
>>187616791
never said you can't, kys
>>187614124
"Goon Legacy"
>>187614124
I love furries
>>187610034
It's Shadow of xXDEATHXx you stupid amerifag!!
prices for what
>>187619115
For systems to rent.
arbitrator
>playing a literally dead gayme
Cunts fucked, why do any of you still play this shit meme
The game is an organic experience of unparalleled immersion.
for the memes
I play it mostly because aura makes my dick diamonds
>>187624608
And CCP Seagull
Trade slamjam an extractor in jita and ill uninject the very last of my sp and give you an injector back. Literally giving out free isk u just have to trust me
>>187625709
>>187626054
I dont even play this dead gayme anymore why would i lie.
no your gay
>>187625709
Are you still here faggot ?
>>187627246
Yeah man ready and waiting for you to trade me an extractor
>>187627113
0/10
He's autistic, scammer and new zelander. Do not trust.
>>187627483
Im not autistic at all? And kiwis are loved world wide? (if u left your house you would know that) nor am i a scammer. Im literally trying to give away a free injector. I gave away like 100b last year why u think i give a fuck abiut scamming
That was fast
Nevermind
>>187628125
And u got ur injector.
>>187628320
300m in 3min
6b/h, CCPlease will nerf it
Been trying to unject my very last sp for days. Finally someone does it an ld yeah u retards i was being honest the entire time.
r8
Signal Amplifier II
>injecting kiwi cunt brains
>being salty you didnt take the oppotunity while it was there
>oppotunity
Soo, stolen loot is the new Jita contract meme ?
If you have to go after a dyslexic cunts spelling u really have no argument or anything relevant to day lol
Johnny meme signing out forever
Dead gayme rmt all ur shit
>windows 10
your gay faggot
never come back you literal waste of oxygen
>taking a pic of screenshot
>>187630471
>le reddit spacing
>>187630553
Windows 10 on my gaming pc and a macbook for development. Literally the best combination you can get
>>187630656
U mad bro
>>187630931
I'll never be mad at a brainlet that can't even stay in a corp for more than 1 day after trying to steal 4 thrashers from his corp as his grand master plan to become relevant because hes a chicken shit that won't even talk in comms.
For pic related kind of scam : once you buy the contract, the buy order in the market is removed?
>>187630931
>macbook
>>187631131
No its legit buy quick
>>187631058
All-out banned me from comms before i can even talk? Lol and im like the only one here to live stream my shit with webcam and sound so dont know where your getting that from. And i didnt even steal the thrashers i was given them after i was the only switched on cunt in fleet and was triple boxing dps then got kicked because maqiri got triggered or some shit
>>187631210
Its literally the same thing as linux but more refined and not autistic. Anyone who hates on mac is just some video game fag.
>>187631337
Good advice, ty
>macbook
>>187631458
i thought All-Out was supposed to be drama free
>>187631875
it is, because they purge brainlets like Johnny meme
>>187631760
Get manjaro with a light theme and rofi and u basically have a mac. Anyone who doggs on macs has no idea what their talking about
>>187631875
Nope lol. Its just a feeder corp for oruze and always has been. Apart from when they use to awox it
>Anyone who doggs on macs has no idea what their talking about
>>187632559
I left allout. Was not purged. Didnt even rob them when i could have.
>>187632649
Are you ginna say something constructive?
can we get some csm leaks, I want to hear about the cyclone buff
>check map
>sudden spike inshitposting
post your best fitting
>revealing your fits on /eog/
>>187635136
implying /dog/ has the sp tp fly anything more than t1 ships
>t2
>>187606202
>>187636396
>china
this is technically not animal cruelty, just the norm in china, people get fucked just the same in this place.
scythe
>this vessel is probably one of the deadliest war machines ever built by the hand of man.
Revelation
Naga
Are you unhappy with how your alliance is run? Want to make some easy Isk before you leave? Do you wish someone else would PLEX your accounts? TRI is always looking for more field agents. Even line members can make up to 5b per month.
Contact Claire Ijonen for details.
>>187648671
fucked up if true
>im girl btw haha
It says here you've been flying cheesy Mach and Loki doctrines lately, suggest kys.
>Minmatar
Breacher
>one of the few things a majority of eve players seem to agree on
>multiple "PVE the worst thing ever unchanged for more than a decade I'd rather rip my eyes out!" type of comments
>but don't bot that makes you the scum of the earth if you want to avoid pve just sell plex :D
>>187648671
https://www.pandemic-legion.pl/forums/topic/13348-claire-ijonen/
>>187657849
Kys
>>187658236
literally worse than applying for an actual job
That Grath person looks like a fun person to have around.
>>187660834
Are you man enough to deal with my childish temper tantrums?
>>187648671
It will be fun watching you shit on sl1de the second you get that PL invite.
>>187614124
Goon's little bitch
Join Bombers Bar for fun you fuckers
We always need more hunters
>>187666192
>joining a dead corp
no thanks
>>187667018
It's not a corp buddy :)
And I mean their channel
>>187667018
>playing a dead game
Cyclone when
/dog/ what's your fun/hour?
>>187671518
>brave
Enjoying the revelation that you cap FC was a PL spai?
>finally start flying Charon
>more random convo's than ever
Jesusfuckeverybodywantstokillmenow.jpg
how do i make enough to buy a titan without killing myself? asking for a friend
>>187673628
Wageslave irl desu senpai
>>187673628
slowly build up assets and do market shit while autism grinding some high isk/h pve or ganking jfs/freighters
>>187673628
Why would anyone want a titan to begin with?
>>187674053
to join PL
Is this the worst corp history in eve online?
CURRENT CORPORATION
Sebiestor Tribe [S] from 2016.03.05 19:31 to this day
PREVIOUS CORPORATION(S)
Sniggerdly [SNIGG] from 2013.04.11 06:52 to 2016.03.05 19:31.
Kaesong Kosmonauts [NORK.] from 2012.11.18 07:47 to 2013.04.11 06:52.
Dreddit [B0RT] from 2012.03.17 22:49 to 2012.11.18 07:47.
Broski Enterprises [.BRO.] from 2011.10.18 00:39 to 2012.03.17 22:49.
>capitals
autism
>>187675860
that's pretty good desu senpai
why would you unironically join pl
>>187675860
hello neverlasting fear
>>187678301how did you know
>joining pl
>>187591181
>Or maybe you were just a tunnel-visioning, narrow-minded retard who thinks "I MUST TRAIN MUH FOTM CAP X" and then gets disappointed when it ends up sucking.
>
Maybe just stop training FOTM shit dude, and stop thinking of ships as your new home. Ships are tools, and you use the ones that are readily available to you. You don't lament over the ones out of your reach.
Sadly, it wasn't situations like that. It wasn't like I trained Ishtar, Sivulple, Drake, ect. only to have it nerfed. Better examples is more akin to setting up all the infastructure to do Industry just before all the Industry rework was announced and happened. Most recently however was I had just finished maxing out all my Fighter skills before the nerf. I was not a Carrier ratter and had them primarily to maximize offensive capabilities of the new Structures.
ok, story time
I was going from Dodixie to Jita in my blockade runner and, just as I arrived at the Uedama gate, some poor sap in an iteron got ganked. I immediately stopped my ship, aproached, looted, then warped to a planet cloaked.
It wasn’t a lot of loot, only about 600 mill., but it got me thinking. Could you do this professionally to earn ISK (camp gates waiting for ganks and then quickly looting the wrecks before the gankers can)? Could an Alpha player do it, in a quick frigate?
Anyone up for some theorycrafting?
carriers are still extremely overpowered though
>>187685584
>frigate
hauler would be better, people usually use them because they need the higher capacity, so your frigate might miss out on shit
>>187686172
I was thinking of a frigate, for the low volume/high price stuff like injectors and PLEX; the faster align time would allow you warp of before being ganked yourself.
>>187687260
only retards get ganked though. tank up a hauler, add a couple of stabs or mwd cloak and you'll be fine
>log in
>reset PI extractors
>log off
>repeat after 24 hours
Is there any hope?
>getting bumped and ransomed in freighter
>first trip out
>not using webs and instas
>>187685584
Too RNG to do reliably, would take enormous patience.
>Could an Alpha player do it, in a quick frigate?
Frigs have very small cargo space. Could do it in a warpstabbed gnosis :^)
>station trading
Drone regions were a mistake and should have been left unconnected
>Too RNG
you sound retarded
>>187691472
I'm not a pro-trader anon but I think there is a little too much red in that wallet
>>187692580
Fuck that meme, can't people simply say "random(ness)" instead of "RNG"?
>>187691220
>>187692580
right, using https://gankerlookout.com/ , the Gank Intel Channel and other could reduce the RNG factor
>>187692872
it would be nice if people were less terrible. I'd like to hear one of them sperg about 'rngsus' in a dice game or something
>>187692910
stop it
>>187692910
Generally the only time ganks get announced ahead of time in the gank intel channel is if a Mach spends a long time bumping a freighter before the gank squad forms up and in those situations they'll likely already have a looter on stand-by.
>>187691517
>dronelands
>boot up the ratting bot fleet in USTZ
>sometimes zero neut interruptions during a session
>>187692872
>>187692580
>hurr durr how dare gamers use gamer lingo
I don't know why RNG makes you so butthurt, but it's entertaining that it does.
>>187693008
Is it more autistic to bitch about "RNG" or to bitch about the semantics of how they're bitching about it?
>muh gaymers jargon
Improve your vocabulary, retard. It might be useful someday.
>>187693362
you're probably butthurt about elements of chance though since you use the ebin gamer lingo
>>187693502
it's only autistic to be you or to be the other guy I'm complaining at. all I did was point out that he sounds retarded
>>187693512
Not gonna cast pearls before swine.
>>187693556
>y-you're the one that's butthurt
>>187693103
USTZ is EVE on easy mode. Gamburgers only krab and never PVP. Back when I was a NEET I would log on my VNI army at 02:00 EVE time and just rat till the Russians woke up. EU and RUTZ is hell compared to USTZ.
If you're form the US and are too poor to buy a supercap and 3 cap alts it's because you're shit, there is no excuse. You can AFK krab 5b every day and noone will even disturb you.
Pointing out flaws in someone's use of terminology when their meaning was still clear does not make you look intelligent, just pedantic.
>Too RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR to do reliably, would take enormous patience.
>>187693804
And yet you still clearly understood the post's intended meaning. Imagine that.
>>187693857
Imagine using normal english language to express your point, rather than relying on popular, superfluous terms and feeling the need to defend their erroneous usage, like a twelve year old. Imagine that.
>>187694031
Why bother? The point was made, with minimal effort.
Also, imagine being lectured by a retard who doesn't capitalize "English".
>>187694031
I can imagine it because I lived it. When I was younger I was just as pedantic as you, always correcting people's grammar, word usage, etc. Now later in life I realize it was pointless and idiotic. It didn't make people correct their grammar, it just made them dislike me as I came off as a pseudo-intellectual asshole. Don't be that guy, anon. Be better than I was.
Or you two can just stop bitching about an expression
I'm too scared to apply to PL becauseLNAWlaughed at me when I applied. Should I sell my Nyx and try to joinTRI?
>>187614124
Pee Pee Poo Poo
Dead gayme
>>187694712
Why'd they laugh at you?PL laughs at everyone that apps, unless you're not shit and have good vouches.
is this game actually dead, is it too late to start?
>>187705403
http://eve-offline.net
Can a stealth bomber take out an astero?
At what point are stealth bombers useless 1v1
>>187705714
Astero will rip it up
I think an astero will destroy every T1 frigs, insult me if i'm wrong tho
>>187705773
>>187705714
Only if it has drones, which it will if the pilot knows what he is doing
Bombers can not kill anything past T1 carriers in a 1v1 and that is if they are lucky and if the carrier has no drones
>>187705623
is this good? what was EVE's max po
>>187706178
Around 25k a day
>>187706178
There is way enough people to have fun
>>187706871
people in this thread don't sound like they're having fun
50% of them do not play anymore
25% of the rest are pissed old fags
And the remaining people are beginners like you
So yeah
>toons
>>187706178
a few years back eve was peaking at 35-40k during weekends consistently
why
>>187705623
serenitys pretty good. when western EVE dies, china survives and we migrate.
I've been offline for a while; whats new in EVE? Anything happening? Is it worth re-subbing to continue training while i build a new computer?
>>187712957
Serenity is blue donut bot heaven server, do you really wanna go there? Most of that pop is bots.
>>187713523
yeah I just read about the server and bot-allowance and that massive inflation is quite a fucking joke.
nice game I guess
Daily reminder that the moros is the worst dread and the nag is better than the moros in every way
dual 1000mm railguns m8
ded gaem
pls feed me content
>content
p
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nothing wrong the cyclone
7H 5 launchers 2 turrets 50/50 drone bay.
>>187720257
5 launchers with a 25% rate of fire bonus only yields you 6.65 effective launchers. The drake has 6 launchers with a 25% damage bonus gets you 7.5 effective launchers, that's a huge damage difference.
Give the cyclone another launcher hard point
>>187721836
Can you explain the maths on that to me please? I think I may be retard.
>>187722153
A 25% rate if fire bonus is equivalent to a 33% damage bonus
So take the number of launchers and multiply it by the amount of extra damage you get. So the drake gets 6 launchers times 1.25 = 7.5 where you take the cyclone of 5 times 1.33 = 6.65
>>187673628
L5 missions
>>187722354
yeah but
does't cyclone has the explosion velocity bonus?
>>187721836
>>187722354
mate seriously. the drake, the harbinger and brutix have 6*1.5=9 effective weapons. the hurricane has 10 but projectiles are turd so it's about equal to the 9. the cyclone gets 5/0.75=6.67 effective weapons
>>187725591
no, it has rate of fire, shield boost amount, and the +25% range bonus all battlecruisers get
You don't kite with cane anyway so it's fine.
>>187726876
what do you mean by this, why don't you kite with a cane, and what does that make fine
>>187726504
>6*1.5
The drake only has a 5% bonus
>>187727968
how are you this wrong
>>187727968
OH I just looked it up, the drake gets 10,used to be 5 my bad
oneiros
HG nomads when?
10mn frigs
>>187726876
It's one of the fastest BCs. You would kite with them if they didn't get garbage projection with ACs.
>wow why do these short range guns not have good range
>>187735297
Every other race has options for fighting in the 20 - 40km range but arty is too shitty for that so anyone using ACs has to brawl.
>arty is too shitty
no
>anyone using short range guns has to fight at short range
no shit, fuck off kiteshitter
>>187735901
>arty is too shitty
ayy lmao
incursus
If arty is good, explain the muninn.
muninn has no mids and -1 turret
it has 5 turrets not -1
hacs have 6
only the cerb has 6
+1 mid on the Dragoon when
2 is plenty, kys
Dragoon is shit and you know it
only as much as it's a t1 destroyer and all t1 destroyers are shit. giving them free slots for no reason doesn't solve anything
>toonie
stratpaps
>>187743748
Except the vagabond and muninn
>Kitchen sink roam
>Some corp forms doctrine fleet to fight
>>187740580
>>187743381
>>187743536
>>187743669
>>187743748
>>187743820
>>187744685
>>187746246
>>187746832
>>187746917
>>187747763
>>187751376
>>187751819
As someone who's only here for the (you)'s we need to stop this not quoting shit
>As someone who's only here for the (you)'s
>le replies are currency
back to plebbit
>play EVE they said
>it's FUN they said
>EvE
>How could I possibly have fun doing other things in-game while my research jobs cook?
I just assembled my lachesis, orthrus, rail brutix and blaster talos.
Feels good.
What have you been buying anons?
>lachesis
>orthrus
>rail brutix
>talos
>>187614124
kill all faggots
>Confessor
>Blaster ferox
>Slicer
Comfy
500mn cane
>Blaster ferox
>Slicer
approach and anchor on me, cycle em double u dee.
>>187758535
Just fitted up a few stratioses for VNI hunting and a fuckload of frigatse for null roaming for whenever i get a null hole in my home
>>187759889
>>Blaster ferox
I have one of those set up for baiting. Seems to work fine so far.
>>187760293
>Just fitted up a few stratioses for VNI hunting
Do people not just dock up when you enter local? We've been going around in hyperspatial shit to catch them before they notice, but sometimes it just feels like the entire region docks up the moment we show up in local with their intel bot.
>>187760010
Does that even do damage?
>people unironically only buying retarded meme fits they saw on r/eve or twitch
>everything I don't know about is from r/eve
>you don't know about this fit I copypasted from everyone else copypasting it
>r/eve has a patent on new fits i swear guys they told me :(
>reddit is for babbies
>watch this streamer kappa XD
>I am capable of making my own fits for proper ships, but I for some reason choose to fly a slicer or orthrus with that 1 fit everyone else uses
>implyng you can fit in more than one way
>>187760834
>do people not just dock up
The trick is to get a NS hole to their deep pockets and kill the AFK ones
Go on show me your brawling slicer or active tanked ham orthrus
I have all day
>>187760834
Yeah I have a good bit of fun with the ferox in low. Scam and dual webs burn frigs and destroyers super fast. X-L ancil lets me take gate guns and but a big dent in gangs before dropping
>10% taxes
>no SRP
>mfw trying to make eris fits
I always forget just quite how shit this thing really is
>2 mids
>shit t2 resists
>no range
>no speed
I'd be able to live with the 2 mids and dumb resists if it didn't literally have 87 less cpu than the flycatcher, even though 125 rails use the same fitting as meta lmls. it even has less cpu than the sabre, a ship designed to use autocannons, the easiest fitting guns in the game. and those bonuses, why do they insist on putting optimal range bonuses on gallente ships, and awful rate of fire shit
you just fit EAMNs on gallente t2, leave that explosive hole open like who the fuck uses explosive dmg these days.
>rails
ok it fits now. these blasters will surely perform well with this optimal range bonus
>actually shooting with a dictor
2 mse brick sabre has more ehp
heavy missiles
Ample Gallium Quad 800mm Repeating Cannon
Gallium Ample Hexa 2500mm Repeating Cannon
Want to use HML fitted ship
>dmg and range, but no application bonus.
>range and application, but no dmg.
>dmg and application, but basic range.
life is suffering.
hms have ton of range
just blob with webs then you never need to think about application, mechanic just stops existing
>>187772903
Yeah I'm sure with enough webs your HMLs will apply full damage to that frigate.
you don't even need to apply close to full damage to frigates mate
>you hit 30 damage to merlin
>Boy, x sure sucks.
>Just bring more people.
Genius.
>>187773328
with 2 webs you'll be doing about half damage, which will kill frigates very fast
>>187773451
>x sucks in situation y
>so try using it in situation z instead where it's a lot more effective
>b-but that's blobbing!
>start memeing
>people reply seriously
>>187773716
>a sucks compared to b in situation x
>So try using a in situation y
Except b is still superior to a in situation y as well.
Feel like playing again but last time i playes i rmt'd literally everything i owned including my sp. Wat do
>>187774462
heavy missiles have ridiculous range though. the fact that you choose to just sit at antimatter railgun range or whatever doesn't make railguns better
>>187774657
Your suggestion to make HMLs not suck was to use webs, which have stupidly short ranges, yet you're saying that their only benefit is their range, which they can't take advantage of if they want to stay within web range. Do you not see the problem here?
>he doesn't have a huggin alt with another alt on a loki providing links for 100km webs to apply with his drake's hmls
>>187774953
not really no. every fleet in the game abuses meme webs
>bringing support is abuse