/palg/ - Paladins General

I want to earn Fernando's respect!

this is a good thread so far

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>tfw the highest rank player always seems to be on the enemy team

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My thread

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>no one escapes ALLAH!
really?
how did they get away with this?

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>>187572250
I appreciate you, nandoposter!

>>187572310
Real thread here

^ Sad!

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My thread.

>187572893
fuck off pedo scum this one was made first

what color are Ying eyes?

>>187573073
This one doesn't include smite friends

Nothing worse than being last pick and having to decide if deserter is worth it

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Thread reminder to seek enlightenment.

>one of the characters is so cancerous people just ban her every match unless they can pick her first
Why is this allowed?

>187573285
yeah that's the point, go make your own generals no one wants you here

>>187573340
>her
But drogoz is male.

>>187573476
My bad. Two characters are so cancerous they get banned every match.

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>>187573252
Grey?

>>187572250
>nandoposter is here
Smite BTFO

>>187573340
I'm sure nando and jenos are male.

>>187573751
>banning nando
For what reason?

>>187573796
Because he's the strongest champ with low skill floor?

>>187574026
He's also weaker than a dead kitten once his shield is down.

So what is it when you're in the middle of a match and you're screen goes black and back to the main menu? Server issues? I finally got a teammates with brains as Ying and then this shit happens.

Makoa > Fernando > Barik > Ruckus > Torvald > Ash > picking fly shit out of pepper > Inara

Drogoz > Strix > Sha Lin > Viktor > Bomb King > Cassie > Willo > Tyra > Kinessa > reenacting tubgirl > Lian

Mal'Damba > Jenos > Pip > Ying > Grohk > Seris > sticking your dick and an outlet > Grover

Zhin > Androxus > Evie > Buck > Lex > Maeve > sucking the toejam out of a hobo's feet > Skye

Drogoz > Makoa > Mal'Damba > Strix > Zhin > Jenos > Pip > Androxus > Ying > Sha Lin > Fernando > Evie > Barik > Viktor > Bomb King > Grohk > Cassie > Willo > Buck > Tyra > Seris > Lex > Kinessa > Ruckus > Maeve > Torvald > Ash > Lian > Grover > Inara > suffering internal bleeding from horse dick > Skye

I want ying to fart on me.

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maeve

>>187574247
retard desu

>>187574247
What the fuck is this shit?

>>187574376
you said you would stop

>>187574470
i was wrong

>>187574163
drophack or server issues, hi rez can fix neither

>>187574247
Pretty good tier list actually, agree with most of it, just replace Maeve with Skye.

A Torvald just ult twice in the span of about 2-3 minutes, he got morale boost 1
Is that possible?

>>187574586
one of the fastest to charge

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I can't express just how much I love her. It surpasses the boundaries of belief.
I want to hold her hand, look into her eyes, comfort her and tell her everything will be ok.

>>187573252
Gray. I would know.

>>187574586
Did he kill anyone?

>>187574779
I love her more

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>>187575703
This is the third time you do this, and I already told you that's impossible.
I recommend you stop doing it, since it's a pointless battle. No one in this universe or any other can possibly love my sweetheart as much as I do.

Does kill to heal work on eliminations?

>>187576246
ye

>>187576246
Yep, it's pretty great on champs that have an easy time tagging people to get elims.

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>just got demoted from MASTER back to diamond v, you just read it right, diamond v, I lost all my matches today
>mfw competitive just become "do not trust your teammates to do anything at all, and if you wanna win you have to absolutely carry your team and do everything or lose"
I won't be playing competitive anymore

>>187576141
I'll never stop since I love her more

>>187576579
That's like 50 streak of loses? wtf

>>187576579
Every match is kind of like that. I had one today where I had to go flanknando to kill the snipers and also rush back to cap the point because they couldn't do it 4v2.

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>>187576684

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add loli champs

>>187572186
I've only been playing a week and I already hate this game and it's community.

How fucking hard is it for a player to do their damn job and get on the objective?

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What flavor is grohk icecream?

>>187577037
pedos out

>>187576779
>tfw had to constantly rush Lian, ying and viktor then return to help my team in their fight against ruckus and ash

>>187577087
Orc semen flavor

>>187576579
Every ranked mode ever has always worked like that though. Always do as much as you can, always asume and act as if your team is completely retarded even when they know what they are doing.

>>187577087
piss
Also, where is that anon that was drawing Ash?

>>187577087
I bet ying would love some grohk ice cream.

>>187576939
Im glad you understand now step aside while I take care of her for all eternity

>>187577471
I love her more than both of you.

ying is now my personal cumdump, fuck you all.

>Re-quies-ca... Requiesca? Oh, nevermind
Recent VP are so cheeky, I love it.

i'm calling the police

>>187577774
>>187577471
>>187576939
I love you all more than Ying will ever love you.

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>>187578107

>>187578107
Prove it.

>>187578160
I love you, too.

>>187578232
oh, baby, we cant. How can it be so bad and yet so good?

>play damba
>lose
>play nando
>lose
>play willo
>win
I can live with this, also blastflower legendary is fucking great

>>187578107
Will you play with me

>>187578505
>play damba
>win
>play nando
>win
>play any hitscan damager
>lose like a total cunt
W-what's wrong with me?

>>187578607
You mean sexually or in the game?

>>187578630
It's your subconscious

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>Hehe, did I trick you?

>>187578710
In game for now

>>187578973
I'm an unranked shitter, though. Why would you want me in your game?

>legendary week, all legendary cards are unlocked for all champions
Nice, now I'll be able to see if I can aim with barik tinkering

let my dick hit the floor

>>187579125
link
https://www.paladins.com/become-legendary-with-unlocked-legendary-cards-this-week/

>>187579003
Because im also an unranked shitter and kinda new

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>>187579148

>>187579125
You won't the first time because it isn't a hitscan, it is his best leggo though, so I'd recommend getting gud with it.

>>187579240
>>187579148
>>187578968
whoopsie, forgot to quote.

>>187579231
Okay. But I'm eurotrash, so are you really sure about that?
Just to be clear, though, "sexually" is not completely out of the question, right?

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>>187579537
Will you ERP as my wife?

>>187579670
Not them but I will just leave your discord

>>187579670
No. But I might be convinced to do the best boy's voice, amigo.

>>187579670
how much E you want in your RP?

https://vimeo.com/231232347
Huh

>>187579958
>take back our future vid
so, how is that paladins related?

>guy instalocks willo as first pick
>alright I'll just go whoever then
>no frontline so I go nando
>we lose
>>187579429
Yeah just two games ago I got sniped as willo by a barik and immediately knew he was using tinkering

>tfw some retard only did 4k shielding with makao and 82k damage
>tfw it was me

>down 200 points in Onslaught
>servers shit the bed
>log back to find my team on the point
>score deficit is now 50 points
>we come back and win by two

What the hell just happened? At least my Fernando win streak is unbroken.

>ded this soon
Uhhhh, palatard?

>>187583719
smite posters were keeping the thread alive

>>187583806
Stop spreading lie.

Is there a map you particularly enjoy, /palg/? Is there one you really don't care for?

>>187584689
frog isle and timber mill can fuck right off

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>When they want to ruin your night

>>187584689
all the maps are pretty bland and uninspired

>>187581956

The Paladins gods thought you could use a hand, so they altered the fabric of reality itself so you'd have a chance of making a comeback if you really worked at it. It's not complicated, anon.

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>>187584689
I like most maps, the only ones that I really hate are Frozen guard because depending on team composition it becomes really easy for one team to completely zone out the other from the point and Quarry because it's just too cramped and feels very unsatisfying to move around, hard to explain exactly but I hate how you can't jump over the wall above the buildings for example and always I feel like that I can't easily tell the places where I can go or not.
Another that I dislike somewhat is Marsh, the closed off objective area is just a bad idea in general like in Frozen guard, but at least this time you have better covered avenues of approach.

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>comp in diamond I
>get 3 golds on my team
>I'm supposed to be able to win somehow
reminder player rating represents individual skill instead of team matchmaking

>>187585669
>reposting
Cancer

Ok well Maeve isn't 18 but she is definitely 16 at least

>>187585974
maeve is 37

>>187585974
She looks 14.

>>187585974
Just because she's flat, doesn't mean she's young.

>>187586092
That's what I told the officer who tried to arrest me that one time!

>>187584689
timber mill is a shitty map

>>187585669
>jenos has barely more healing than ying
What is this garbage

>>187585669
You lost because they had absolutely more area control capabilities.
Inara is basically an wall (pun intended), Barik got the turrets and Ruckuz the close range damage, Ying can now deal a surprisingly high amount of damage and heal at the same time while Jenos has a not so reliable heal specially if the player isn't that great, then you have Willo, she isn't strictly better than Drogoz, but her area denial with the seedlings and the "fuck you" zone is unmatched, that is the reason you couldn't cap that last point at 3vs3.
You did a lot of damage and scored many kills because you were pretty much free all game, yeah the turrets and Ruckuz are annoying af but by themselves they won't kill a decent Drogoz and aside from that no one was specifically capable of dealing with you directly, but still 3 tanks are just too much and there wasn't enough damage to seal the deal.
Evie was a fish out of the water in this match, literally nothing she or any other flank, maybe aside from Lex, could do.
Probably not you fault or of any specific player on your team, you pretty much lost the match at the selection screen I believe.

>>187586859
I'm assuming it's due to obscene amounts of caut and Willo's no go zone.

>>187587002
Im assuming its because jenos is gold/plat

>>187587104
Obviously if everyone on his team performed better than the other team it would be a victory, but if you have a comp that requires you to overperform when compared to the enemy, then it's an uphill battle.

>>187585669
should just have taken bulldozer, it was a really good opportunity and one of the rare occasion it's a must.

>>187581528
>tfw you sometimes forget about shielding as Nando and Makoa
WHEN YOU ARE SHIELDING YOU ARE NOT DEALING DAMAGE
HALF SHELL, BARIK AND ASH NEED NOT APPLY

>>187572186
I miss Laizy's streams.

>>187586912
>there wasn't enough damage to seal the deal
I mean I don't think that's my fault desu

>>187587441
That wasn't what I was implying, you needed another damage and probaly a better Makoa.

>>187587927
meant for
>>187587868

What card builds do Fernando use this patch? I haven't played Fernando in a long time and I was running basic bully build except with brand IV instead of the charge cooldown when shield take damage card now. Apparently it's called onslaught build.

I'm trying half shell out and notice input lag when using it. Is this normal?

>>187587927
we needed ying to die, the mistake was assuming my evie wouldn't be an idiot and ignore her
yes I am this salty about this match I lost 12 tp over this when I can 100% say it was not my fault

>>187588190
I'm in plat V getting matched with diamonds, and i've been losing 5TP and gaining 12TP for my wins and losses.

I think the game is telling me something.

>>187587268
If the matchmaking worked as intended and if atleast half of the people on your team have a brain, climbing is easy then

when you get 3 flanks on your team how are you supposed to win?

>>187589331
report them for intentional feeding

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>>187589331
>when you get 3 flanks on your team how are you supposed to win?
Just pick a flank too and hope for the best. Jenos was a flank too but changed at the last second

>guy playing snake man only had 448 healing
good job

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>kill barrik about 4 times or so
>dueling with eternal rolling cassie
>kill her, have 300 health left
> barrik strolls in, misses about 4 times, gets me finally
>sprays
What was the point?

>>187590529
I hate it when I press Q by accident.

>>187590626
to make you post about it on a vietnamese fórum

What girl has the best butt?

>>187591037
Ash

does your casual mmr effect your placement matches?

>>187572519
What's this from?

>>187591074
>can't even see it cause armor
what?!?

>>187591649
her armor is actually over her real models, she actually has a bodysuit underneath.


her ass is perfect, it's made for groping/touching.

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>>187591649
just look at that nice firm ass

>>187590626
>the other day a guy sprayed just as his top play began to play

Usually people don't even spray.

:thinking:

>>187592423
>>187591864
BUT YOU CAN'T SEE THIS
>>187591864
if this is one you can actually see then heck yea man.

>>187592572
Yesterday i had a skye that sprayed everytime she killed one of us and used her mastery emote a tons

so yeah, it happens. Skye main. man i should have bought illuminate for this game they had skye and strix too.

does gold have any use when I have all the champs?

>>187593479
radiant chest?

>>187593479
Mastery skins, will bleed you dry quickly once you get them from all champs

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I keep on hearing that hip fire's damage is insane with the right card and legendary. However, I always wonder if this doesn't mean iron sight focused is bad because I feel more safe and impactful with it.
So, is iron sight still decent with the cheeki breeki man without comparing it to hip fire?

>>187593732
Damn just blew all my gold on chests.

buff maeve

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>In a casual game, last game of the night
>Pick Zhin
>Our team is all damage and flanks, their team is all damage/flanks and a Ying, no tanks in sight
>Whole fucking game is TDM as fuck, we actually start losing but I am playing my fucking ass off killing people left and right
>Score is 1-3, we take the point and almost push the cart to its destination
>Screen goes fucking black
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

ALSO ZHIN IS FUCKING PODRACING HOLY SHIT

nerf everybody except maeve

god strix is annoying as fuck

but leave ying alone

>>187594686

Zhin is effective against bad players, but otherwise he's pretty mediocre. Middling damage, shitty range, shitty mobility, very long and predictable animations, low skill ceiling. He's okay as a distraction but Evie is much better at that. His only redeeming factor is that he's extremely easy to play and doesn't punish you for making constant mistakes and getting caught out, so shitters that can't actually play flank like him.

>>187593896
if you play Drogoz then combustible is the equivalent of gunnery and firefight is the equivalent of wyrm jets or fusillade. you'll use combustible if you want to sit back and do massive damage but it will leave you vulnerable to flankers because of no mobility or no fuckhuge damage from fusillade, it's the same thing with firefight but it can be used to both counter flankers and melt tanks.

How do I win games as frontline?

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Haven't played the game since Strix's release and I've been frequently hearing it's hell. Is it true or should I wait 'till this thing's all over when Strix gets a nerf?

>>187595419
true?*

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>>187595130
It's funny because I actually really like Evie and was practicing her a bit before I took a break from the game a while back, but I was trying out Zhin since he's relatively new and I needed to get a Flank quest done. But fuck you I had fun bitch you can't kill my vibe. That drophack did though.

I don't play flanks often, I'm more of a tank player but the only flanks I don't really like playing are Skye because of how limited she is and Maeve because of how obtuse...and limited she is. The trash flanks basically.

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>>187595395

play gooder

>>187595290
So to sum it up:
-Go gunnery if your confident enough to get not fucked by flanks (and possibly tanks)
-Go firefight if there's too much tanks and/or flank
Am I right?

>>187595419
Strix is objectively OP, but he's manageable in a teamfight. don't give him any momentum.

>>187595724
seems about right but usually the map is a big factor. you wouldn't take firefight on timber mill because it has long and open lanes.

>>187593896
Iron sight legendary is awesome, if you have a bit of aim youll do wonderful and good

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>>187595395
-Focus with the objective if you think your teammates are strong enough to go on without your protection.
-At the same time, don't focus too much with the objective. If you think your teammates are having a trouble, don't be hesitant to leave the objective to deal with the problematic enemy. Return to the objective as soon as possible once you have done your deed. Them alive because of you can give you a stronger position in handling the objective.
-Even though you're buffed as fuck with the HP, armor, and/or shield, don't be too confident if you're the only one in the objective against 3-5 enemies. Wait for backup if you have to.
-Don't be a pussy. Sometimes (or even most), you have to stand in front of your teammates so that you'll be the one soaking up the damage. This is especially true when your team is aiming to get the objective. Don't forget that you're their shield.

how do I win games as maeve?

>>187596474
step 1: don't pick maeve

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>>187596474
Though I find her to be fun, I wouldn't say she's strong. That said:
>Always keep on moving. It's the main reason why some people hate Maeve
>Pounce is a good executing move. Just be careful when doing so because someone might be near that down enemy to fuck you up immediately
>Based on experience, she's no good against tanks. Focus your attention on squishies like a lone Kinessa sniping
>Try to avoid 1vs2-5 scenarios. She may have a healing ability and all that but she's still soft. I'm not saying it's impossible to handle those scenarios and leaving alive but the more enemy means smaller chance of getting out alive (this can be said to everyone). Stick with 1vs1 as much as possible. She's good with that.

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>play with my friend.
>get matched with 2 "masters"
>oh boy here comes that elitism.
>one took makoa, other one took lian.
>pick Jenos, other dude took Inara. seems allright
>my friend goes BK, i quickly tell him not to change because frankly he's not that good, tell him to get any other damage that isnt taken, he took viktor
>swap him, give him jenny while i take victorino
>seemsgoodsofar.jpg
>play match, so called "masters" are completely fucking blind.
>use VGS to tell them from where enemies are coming, they completely ignore it, and blame me for dying even though i cant do shit if 3 of them are attacking me at the same time.
>the match proceeded somewhat fine.
>"DEFENCE SUCCEDED"
>then they open their mouth and smear the toxicity all over my face
>well ok, ill take it.
>match ends, we lost. masters say shit to me, call them out for not noticing the fucking flanks.
>they literally go "HOW DARE YOU EVEN SPEAK TO ME"
>lian acts like a queen with 10k more damage and says that i suck while using all the aimbot abilities while i was just a normal viktor, trying to do the best i can while avoiding the flanking drogoz that nukes me in two shots. (Hipfire loadout. woo)
>well regardless we just moved on.
>join another match, and here comes that losing streak.

was i in the wrong here palg? I was doing the best i can and kept using vgs to tell the enemy position. Was that 10k extra damage really worth to be toxic about so much? I mean shit, id rather take the blame than have these elitos scream at my friend at the very least.

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>>187596474

meow at the enemy team until they feel bad and set out a bowl of milk
then use the bowl of milk as a weapon because it's better than your shitty daggers

>got a 'play flank' quest
Why do you torture me hi-rez.
I'm looking forward to playing new Skye or Lex, but I don't look forward to the losing streak of five.

>>187597428
>he can't carry as lex
He's on steroid this patch

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>people writing on twitter that they got Strike invitations
I-I'll just wait for the third wave of invites.

>>187597670
T-They sure will invite us, r-right?

>>187597492
I hope you are right, I didn't play Lex since his release.

>>187597836
He went from discount Androxous to a crazy gansta spamming his pistols with infinite battering Lex sliding if he can score headshots. Going deft hands might actually be justifiable given how much damage he shits out

>>187596961
>listening to insecure 'masters'
Just don't do that, they are not worth wasting time.

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>>187594576
>buff maeve
Eventually I will draw this.

>>187598163
>only buff Maeve will ever get :'^)

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>>187598360
You shut the fuck up, when I stop being a lazy fag I will draw my sweaty muscular Maeve pics, and the next patch she will get a buff and Strix will be nerfed and everything will be right in the Paladins world.

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>when you're last pick, can only play tanks and your first two players picked tanks and you convince them to go 4 tanks + 1 healer for the easiest win ever

Why aren't you making your team submit for the greater good, /palg/?

Damba with max slither CD is way more fun.

>>187598694
>4 tanks against Bomb King
You are crazy, but also very lucky.

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>>187597670
>tfw I actually want to play that shitty mobage
Christ, when did I become such a Hi-rez slave?

>>187598694
>torv
>evie
>bad bk
People will argue that max lck isn't the only build that matter

>>187598694
Im not sure whos more shit, your team or the enemy team

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>>187598951
It must be one of Holt's ploys!

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>>187584689
I really like Stone Keep and my best matches were in that map.

There's not really any map I don't like except for the Onslaught ones

>>187584689
Delet fish market
Ice Mines is okay, but you can pretty much get ready for a snoozefest and 3-3.

A new skin for maeve would be nice.

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>Draft no damage
>Win

>>187601281
>tree
>not a damage

>>187601281
but you got amigo and tree

>>187601281
Is two support two tank a legit strategy?

Just damage absorb your way to victory

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I was bored so I drew a random wikihow image from my folder.
Enjoy.

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>still can't buy sunstone hair at reduced price

>>187601357
>>187601407
Still not comparable to a real damage dealer though.

Anyway neither of our tanks died at all so their damage dealers were shit.

>Russian Fernando

I will not die, not yet comrade!

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This is half price right? I wish it'd tell you exactly what the fuck is on sale.

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>>187599346

huh, I keep getting an error after starting Paladins

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Wtf why didn't you nerds tell me Inara is the most fun Frontline

>>187603274

people are really bad at inara

>>187603379
The worst thing about Inara that i've been yelling about her is her damage falloff
she clearly doesn't need it because she already has a huge spread

>>187603274
She's really hard to be effective with.

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>>187603606

>tfw you have a 70% wr with inara after 100 games

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>>187603379
>>187603606
Honestly she doesn't seem that hard aside from placing your deployables right and keeping in mind your skill interactions. That said I play at shitter level
Also what legendary? I went Mother's grace so far, as for cards I usually just put together what looks good, pic related

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>someone drophacks a casual game
can you be more pathetic

I kind of want an invite to that mobile game

>>187604440
get in line with the rest of us

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>>187572672
you know damn well thats not what he says

>>187574247
>Lian lower tier than cassie and sha lin

im not so sure about that desu but Id like to know why, if I am in fact wrong

>>187572672
Why do dumb jokes like this make me laugh the most?

>>187601971
Yep. I don't really know if it's a good deal, when weapon chests are 50% off you can get it for 40 crystals.

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>>187604195

Top is the best possible loadout.
Bottom is if you want to spam Earthen Guard and not worry about Warder's Field.

>>187604783
Because it's /tv/

>>187577054
play with friends, friend. remove as much retarded filth from each game as possible and you will enjoy it immensely more

Solo queues are asking to have a bad time unless you just want to play a selfish flank or damage and fuck shit up

ICE ICE BABY

>>187605319
eminem rip off

I'm going to calibrate at silver v at this rate even though I'm stomping in all my calibration matches

This sucks

Reminder that even sub 2k can get to plat. Rank is truly fucked.

>>187606059
I've seen sub2k in diamond. Anything below master right now is a shithole.

Who is most the fun support to play? Im new to this game.

>>187606759
Ying is the most fun

>>187606759
fireball centered fernando and zhin

>>187606759
Mal'Damba is the best, fun to play and takes a lot of Skill. Jenos is easy mode, Seris is as braindead as Mercy from OW and Ying is trash.

Grover/Pip/Grohk are secondary healers and you're better off playing them as damage dealers.

>>187606759
front line=makoa,fernando
flank=zhin
support=mal damba,ying
damage=???

is building a spin to heel makoa too unreliable?

Also is it worth giving up the damage after hook legendary card to just drop your shield instead of channeling it?

>>187606831
oops I didn't notice you wanted support only

>>187607047
Delete this post

>>187607086
heal*

>>187607086
spin to heal is a fun idea but you won't get full use of it most of the time
and you can't do the insta shield cs gimmick anymore since they changed how the shield cd worked so I don't see why I should take it over the damage

nip-Ash is cute

>>187584689
The quarry one can fuck right off

>>187607047
thanks, seems like im buying snakeman.

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>Play against a 5 support team in casual
>I'm the only one who rushes cauterize

>>187607408
https://paladins.gamepedia.com/media/paladins.gamepedia.com/e/e7/Flak_Skin01_SP_Ability2_2.ogg

>>187607590
they should have replaced idiot with baka

her vvn is BAKA

>>187607540
maeve tried her hardest

>>187607651
They should've added some actual Japanese words(aside from senpai) to make it sound more authentic.

In fact they should've added more gratuitous [insert language here] for every champ/skin that has a non-american/british accent.

>>187607540

Clearly, it was all your fault for not healing more.

>>187609412
yeah it's surprising nando only says hola, gracias and amigo

should've added konnichiwa, hai, arigato, gomenne

i know snake man has a high skill cap but can i be a decent healer if i suck shit with him at first

>>187607540
>tryharding in casual

>>187609832
Not really.
I'd advise doing training maps against AI teams at first to get the basics down (gourd placement, aiming your snek) before wheeling him out in casual or competitive.
At least until mastery 5 or 6.

>>187609664
>yeah it's surprising nando only says hola, gracias and amigo
That's not all what he says, he also says shit like "I'll not forget you señorita" along other Spanish words when killing somebody

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>>187603274
she's both fun and cute! And tall!

>>187609965
>I'd advise doing training maps against AI teams
>At least until mastery 5 or 6.

>>187610167
What? You get full experience rewards regardless of account level.
I mean, that's what the training maps are for, learning how to play a character.
And honestly, the bots might make better teammates.

>>187610112
Do you think she would be a nice person?

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>>187610325
If you can't fucking get used to a character in 3-4 games you have serious issues.

>>187609965
>>187610167
yeh 5 or 6 seems like way more time than you would need to get a character down

id say 3 at the absolute most if you're struggling. Keep in mind you usually get rank 1 on your first game if you win

>me play as Strix
>enemies don't get hit despite being center of scope
>enemy play as Strix
>their shots hit even outside of center

Got in the game, have all legendaries on Lex for some reason. Is this a bug or did I just get free shit?

>>187610560
Free legendaries weekend

>>187610560
Free legendaries week

>>187610560
Free legendaries week.

>>187610607
>>187610614
>>187610648
You lost me.

>>187610368
Of course, Mother does not approve of meanies.

>>187610764
But she has a heart of stone

>>187610513
Flick shots especially with sniper rifles look not as they actually were for player, you know. Also you're just bad and have shitty aim.

>>187610686
https://twitter.com/PaladinsGame/status/902249755463561217

>>187610845
so basically ping problem?

>>187610820
It's a very warm stone, Anon.

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>>187610368
yes, absolutely. Just listen how soft (höh höh) and nice she is to her teammates. Just don't criticize her religion or behave bad against nature or in any other way come between her and her job

>>187591937
kinda wish play of the game and kill cams weren't so bugged

>>187611175
I'm sick of the top play thing. It's completely pointless when it's literally always "flank or damage dealer gets three kills".

You could have a frontline desperately defending the point, or a support keeping the entire team going. But no. Dude kills lmao.

>>187611315
This, I don't even remember the last time a tank or a support got top play in a match

>>187611510
rarely ever see a support one unless it's a jenos hyperbeam or a gaze into the abyss
not sure I've ever seen a damba or ying one

>>187610448
>>187610474
There's a difference between getting a character "down" and being good with them.
I'll admit I don't do that either, though.

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>>187610112
>>187611148
>tfw naturefag that wants cull the human vermin irl
>last frontline I unlocked is Inara
>agree with her 100% and she's fun as fuck to play
For all this time I have been in the dark but now I see the light. I want to walk in the woods with Inara and have her bully me for being shorter than her

STEP INTO THE LIGHT

>>187611667
You can't gitgud if you play against bots. Bots are significantly more predictible than humans. You can just get used to characters skills.

>>187611690
AND PERISH

>>187611690
>tfw you step into the light

>>187611764
I know that from a logical standpoint, especially since the AI pathfinding can get them stuck on doors, but you can practice proper positioning and stuff too. Or just test out decks and see how they'd do in a "live" combat situation.

>>187611690
AND PENIS

>>187611686
Is she the tallest hero?

>>187611912
Ebin

>>187611974
By a fair margin, I think.

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>>187611974
>tfw you laugh at the likes of Maeve, Willow and Ying during warmup from your superior elevated position

So I get why ults from other players are not really vocalized unless it's from the enemy. If it's from an ally, there's no vocals except for the sfx, but most have that alternate sound clip. I get that because said ult relies on your teammates (i.e. Seris' GAZE INTO THE ABYSS is turned into Gather around if from an ally because it alerts other players of her ult, as the enemies are grabbed by it for them to kill).

So why does Sha Lin and Buck have alt elite clips if they don't require ally participation?

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>>187611912

>>187612241
Is there porn?

>>187612241
that's it she's the next hero I'm getting

>>187611690
>defending on Outpost
>enemy has Jenos
>they push until that narrow straight spot after the tunnel, with the nearby bush
>4 of us all in that closed space, all together
>Jenos sees the stars align
>STEP INTO THE LIGHT
>AND
>P E R I S H
>quadra kill
FUCK THIS NIGGER

2 tanks 3 supports vs 5 damage dealers

Who wins?

>>187610998
It's not a ping problem it's just servers don't record your gameplay for killcams with pixel precision, that's why you get wierd cams where attacker doesn't seem to aim at you but still hits.

>>187612548
That's what you get for fighting a god.

>>187612750
the team that get 4 points first

>>187612382
of Inara? I've seen two pics. Of Inara sexually bullying womanlets? No, not yet.

Inara is somewhat underrated in general, she needs more content in general

>>187612750
nando, makoa, grover, jenos, X would beat anything

How often to champions get released agai?

paladins strike cassies has a better outfit then normal paladins :(

>>187613382
Hey now, bloodmoon is amazing.

>>187613348
Once a month.

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>>187614020
oops i meant her ranger skin which is pretty much our default it alot better

>>187614304
>generic elf

>>187614304
>elf Cassie

pls bring this to the real game. I would finally have a reason to play cassie

>>187614304
>Filthy knife ears.

>>187614304
Buff that Grokh needed.

>>187614107
>have to wait an entire month for next waifu
I want my waifus and I want them NOW

>>187612382
there had fucking best not be

>>187615001
the next two or three characters will be dudes, I'm sorry man

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>>187612241
>>187612382
>>187612860

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I will literally not die, not yet amigo.

>>187615297

But anon, what if Demon is a cute girl that turns into a terrifying monster?

>>187615994
What if Demon is a 5000 year old loli ?

>>187616153
All my yes.
Though let's not lie to ourselves. Zooming punches? That's not gonna be a grill anytime soon.

>>187615551
>hiding your name

but why

>>187616153
Sure why not

>187615551
>console

>>187617364
>formatting

>it's another episode of you lost even having the most damage and capture time due to your healer refusing to heal

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>>187578017
What's the problem?

>>187616153

Demon is the hero that's supposed to have an MP5 for a weapon, right?

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Is Buck viable in high competitive or just for stomping quick play?

Answer me this.

>>187617976
I think that was jenos

>>187618113

He takes effort and coordination to be effective at high level play, but yeah, it can happen.

>>187617886
Someone on my team picked maeve.

If there is a female of Pip's race to ever come into existence, I hope they follow the actual sexual dimorphism of foxes, in that she'd be smaller than Pip by a good 15~25% of bodymass, and that's it. No furry tits, no exaggerated eyelashes. Just smaller and with a female voice. Maybe a bushier tail because a lady's got to look nice.

>>187614304
Next elf waifu when? Just needs to be a brown elf

>>187617886
Buck with a pornstash would fit better as a police to be honest

>>187618217

fuck
I want a flanker with an SMG and high mobility you goddamn bastards

>>187615551
Lol nice. What build?

>>187618394
>Buck gets a police officer skin
>gets a giant bushy mustache like some 80s buddy cop police chief would have
Day One buy.

>>187618338
>implying this will be the case
you don't know hirez do you? if anything she will be a bombshell with shit voice acting, the only good VAs are the oldest champions and that's only because they got the best ones from Smite.

What the fuck happened to that anon drawing Ash flexing?

>>187618704
I did say "I hope." A fool's hope is still a hope.

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>>187618338

Sorry, anon, it looks like even the fennec foxes have more chest than Maeve.

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>>187618898

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>>187618367
we need one really onyx black proper drowess and one more on the brown side, like the dark elf in RoLW.

>>187618338
>smaller than Pip by a good 15~25%
That would make her pretty hard to hit I feel if she was also mobile

>>187618367
and loli

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>>187618338

And a more matronly specimen while we're at it.

>>187613382
Fuck off, they don't have Plushie Makoa and Fernando never shows his face.

>>187618898
That's acceptable.
And to be fair, cutting boards have more chest than Maeve.
Wonder if the foxwomen have six nipples or not.
>>187618983
True. But she'd probably play completely different than Pip. So no bouncing around or anything.
My idea was that she'd be CC-focused an maybe part of Lex's organization, and her weapon would be a bola or whip or something.

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got bored of overwatch (diamond) and pubg (top 10k) so i downloaded this chinese looking game and went 57-3 on my first round

am i already ready to go pro? lmfao

>>187619498

You do realize that your first few games will be bot matches, yes?

>>187619498
Against bots you are.

Uh I never bought Ying's Lifelike, but suddenly I have it unlocked

why?

>>187619498
>plays overshit and shitgrounds
>is retarded and can't read
pottery

>>187619715
Free legendary weekend.

>>187619067
no way, that lady looks like she's sick of this shit and wants to die already. Unless her attitude is an exception to the rule, they probably aren't very into families.

>>187619715

All Legendary cards are unlocked until the third of September, anon.

>>187619812

Ever try to get half a dozen kids to sit still for a photograph? Imagine that for a painting.

https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2292629#search=Paladins_Champions_of_The_Realm

>>187619715
cuz your ying a slut and wants to serve multiple people at the same time

>>187619989
https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2266710

What did they mean by this?