/gtag/ Grand Theft Auto General

>>187154948
>4 posts early
$500 kill yourself

>>187154948
Poop face

>>187155116
this

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Heisting is fun!

Come on over to our small Heist Discord server if you'd like to cheese Pacific with us some other time

https://discord.gg/VY8CPH

>>187155545
Nigger

>>187155951
Rude

I'm Hispanic, though

>>187155995
So a nigger?

>>187155995
Hispanic Nigger

plains update ...!

>>187155995
WALL HOPPING ALIEN GO EAT A CHIHUEHUE YOU FILTHY TACO NIGGER

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Despite not liking flying in gta at all, I'm weirdly excited for this. I hope there are lot of livery options with different pin-up art and whatnot.

>>187156571
I hope you have a lot of dosh, this shit is gonna cost a fortune

>>187156571
I actually like flying planes but I never do it because it's always a pain in the ass to get to the airfields unless you happen to be right near them
Hopefully they add some better way to get in the air

>Managed to get DM glitch working consistently
>Get enough $$$ to the 3 most expensives apartments
>hell yeah time to start really making some dosh
>Cant get the glitch to work anymore

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>>187156676
200 grand per car sale. 5 days until planes.

I'm doing my part, i want that tiny helicopter.

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>>187154948
G-T-A-G > G Tag > J Tag > The crew

>>187156750
They should do what the devs did in Just cause 3, add airbases. So you spawn on your airbase and have all your planes stored there. They could add the functionality of the MOC or yachts and have the airbase be dynamic in where it spawns.

>>187157146
>1 at a time
its like you hate making money

How do i find people that aren't too retarded for heists?

>>187157972
You don't lol

>>187157972
friends

>>187157972
I have never done heists and I wanna learn, what should I do?

What's a good noob weapon for drive-bys?

>>187157686
nobody is on :(

>>187158138
Chicken and egg, isn't it?

>>187158183
uzi always

>>187157972
You kick everyone that is below level 180. Now you've increased your chances of finding good players. The rest is up to chance.

>>187158183
Compact Rifle or Compact Grenade Launcher

>Doing a supply mission in my Duke o death
>Oppressor zooms across the map for me
>Get hit with 4 missiles, only manages to knock my rear bumper off center
>Somehow kills himself with the 5th missile
>Calls me a cheater and rage quits
>Keep on driving

>>187157146
Wait 200k? Are they doing double money on I/E?

>>187158727
yeah get on an start grinding brah

>>187158727
yep.

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>>187158183
>not just running the fucker over

>>187159127
Why do shitters insist on using the basic AK instead of a combat mg/advanced rifle?

>>187158183
machine pistol is pretty good

>>187159338
it's obviously just some low level that got run over while they weren't looking, you can even see that his back was turned before impact. whatever tho, anything for a screenshot

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>>187159127
I nabbed a new ruiner today to celebrate my new gpu!

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>start playing after ages of not playing
>spammed with dozens of phone calls and texts
*uninstalls personnelally*

>>187159595
Honesty what do you expect after not having played for so long?

>>187160272
It would be great if the calls ever went away.
They do not.
Also they bombard brand new players with shit they aren't even remotely ready for yet.

>>187159595
I'm surprised you didn't run into an error to connect to whatever go to online message 5 times first.

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>>187159338
Because nothing screams criminal like a blinged out ak anon

>>187160390
I wouldn't know. As far as I know the calls get unlocked as new players progress. Like lester won't call you for the heists unless you own an apartment and you're level 12 I believe. Same should apply for the rest if not mistaken.

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>>187159508
His back was turned because he was shooting at my homie. I don't appreciate that kind of behavior.

>>187159528
Niiiice. My very first car on dedgen was a Ruiner that looked almost exactly like yours, same colors and all. Sadly, I lost it years ago to R*'s incompetence, but its spirit lives on.

Can someone explain to me what attracts shitters to a car sale? I've had several sales in a gtag session with sparse randoms no problem, but the moment my friend tries to sell his cars they swarm us like flies on honey.

>this old as heck OP

>>187161714
blinking red car icon on the map. also, maybe they sense you don't deserve to make money

do you think you or your friend deserve to make money, anon?

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>>187161714
>the moment my friend tries to sell his cars they swarm us like flies on honey.
I know this feel and it's the worst.

>chumming it up with English-speaking randoms
>lobby is almost entirely friendly
>help low-level buddy finish filling his small warehouse while preaching the joys of I/E
>Oppressor shitter flies all the way down to LSIA and blows up the sale Cuban before it even gets off the ground
>friend is distraught, I'm 200.0% motivated
>shoot down Oppressorfag and singlehandedly shit on him so hard he cries hax and ragequits
>mfw

Best advice I can give is to hold off and try to always either sell in GTAG sessions or suck it up and take the hit from NPCs in a solo one.

>>187159052
>>187158883
Bugger me. I'm on it.

>>187162519
>>187162509

No, no, this has happened for the past two days. Even in a gtag session with like 3 randoms, every single time, without fail, when he tries to sell cars, those few randoms suddenly have a trigger flipped inside of them, like a shitter sense, and swooce in on his sales.

>>187162747
try using ghost organization. it should hide all organization members and anything related to the organization as long as the organization is carrying/transporting it.

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>when a there is a tryhard in the lobby or a shitter messing with a gtag

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>>187164406
>tryhard gets an oppressor/jet

Sure hope that new classic Coupe isn't a dripfeed vehicle

Well, bought GTA 5 yesterday to play online. Was fun until someone seems to be exploiting and blowing a bunch of people up simultaneously without a message saying who it is.

Is this a common occurrence?

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>>187164406
>tryhard talks shit from passive

Reminder that I/E was the only good business that rockstar ever made with fun missions

The rest are shit

>shoot wait and then do a risky as fuck unfair sale where you can lose it all

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>>187165525

>>187165942
>cigarettes

fucking DOA

>>187165538
The next time that happens you should ask the cheater to "do something nice instead" or mention how you wish you had enough money to buy car X, and act a little confused if money starts raining on you.

>>187166019
There is no name on the kill message, so don't know who it is. Or where, since they are killing multiple people across the map at once it seems.

>>187165538
Cheaters generally can't freeze your character or blow you up when you're in passive mode. Find a new session if things get fucked

>>187165538
This doesn't happen too often to me, but in some cases you might want to start getting used to making your own public sessions incase you want to deliver product.

>>187165525
If it's in the promotional art it's not dripfeed

>hacker announcing hes spawning 100k cars to sell and money drops
>some shitter asks for all weapons
>hacker leaves the moment everybody gets railguns

skiddy BTFO

>>187167482
>people thinking the Railgun is still significant when it's objectively inferior to the HE-AMR in every way

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>>187164406
>>187165187

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Never evers?
Never Evers!

A jets update now??? Now that we have the heavy sniper with explosive rounds?? Thnx rockstar, enjoy your new toys getting blow by kids with explosive rounds on oppressors

>>187168010
The entire idea is a clusterfuck. Unless they make new airbases around the map, everyone is gonna camp LSIA and we're all just gonna be forced to play in solo public sessions. Not going to lie, sounds pretty fun causing chaos at LSIA while people attempt to use their new 10mil hangers.

>>187157203
I don't think that sticker thing works

>>187157203
>the boys

So what do you get for killing someone much lower than you over and over?

>>187169191
Satisfaction and sometimes a nice hardon.

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>>187169191
higher KD ratio and a light feeling of satisfaction if i had to guess

>>187169331
>tryharding is style of play for the top tier GTA players
holy shit lol. This kid has no idea

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>>187167990
A 222D would be fine too.

>>187169565
Oh don't worry, they'll add it with some non-removable rockets at the front

>>187169246
>>187169331
Yeah, I don't get it I guess.

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>this update
wow it's the same shit I've been doing for months

>>187169832
It's a tryhard thing anon. They can't cope with actual skilled players in game's that require actual skill so they shit on new players in a game that has the most unbalanced shit when it comes to pvp.

There's really nothing to get. Just no-skill tryhards killing kids in a game that requires no skill and is all based on lagg and who launches rockets first.

>>187169862
But this time you get to pay 10mil for a hanger to put all your overpriced aircraft in that you'll use once and then never touch again.

Cockstar took all my hakerbux today, wow

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>>187169665
>it's non controllable guns like the nightshid and ardont

fucking neets

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>>187170952
>t. broke ass mbw la mesa paleto bay trash smuggler

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oc

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>>187172010
add chinese names talking squares and a cyka blyatt and your meme is top accurate

>>187172010
I still have no idea what Lzzzzz means, and I hate the fact the bigness masks got ruined by tryhards. I still wear it though.

>>187172243
im an xbox fag, i dont see any third worlders besides some brazilians

>>187172292
another way to say taking the L i believe
>select all squares with vehicles

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>>187154948
>op pic
Really? Here have an F-15 instead, since nobody would fly anything outside of buzzard for helicopters.

Any chance you will finally able to get planes as personal vehicle and able to spawn them on roads?
Got tired of the buzzard as the main transport a long time ago, and the oppressor is fun but doesn't cut it for me

>>187172591
>implying shitters won't just spawn out of their offices with the helicopters they bought

>>187172908
we just don't know

It's all part of that ~nigga take care of me~
~Pussywhipped nigga come save me~

>>187172908
sounds like a dumb idea. the closest we'll get to what you're asking for is the MOC system where rockstar personally picks a bunch of "safe" landing zones closest to where you are and they spawn there

i'm just glad the map is changing some more desu senpai

I went on the reddit thing for gta to make a troll thread (one that was extremely obvious), they still somehow fell for it. Then I made a serious one about the homing launcher being a stupid weapon because it can lock onto people in stuff like nimbuses, luxors, etc, when you can really only justify it locking onto jets and MAYBE buzzards only because a good pilot can dodge them, even though you can easily take one out with a rifle or sniper, or rpg. People in planes like cuban 800s shouldn't have to fly miles above or around people to avoid level 5s shooting them down for no reason. Even thought I never complained about being a victim, he just said the stinger is "realistic" even though you pull it out of your ass, even though my post was about it being a gameplay and balancing issue rather than a realism one. Never again, that community is pure trash.

>>187173046
>i went to reddit and all I got was this shitty blogpost to show for it
k

>>187172292
tfw we'll never have a plain half-mask that doesn't have some kind of catch to it
>biker masks require a helmet
>bandanas force the shitty hat and glasses
>bigness masks are fuckugly and the hallmark of a shitter
>rebreather is bigguy4U

>>187173046
>I went on the reddit thing for gta to make a troll thread

quick, someone find his post and bully the fuck out of him

>>187173190
What is your point, all you did was say what I did but a simplified version

>>187173319
Just a way for me to tell you I give very little fucks about your stupid decision to go on reddit and your stupid idea about the missiles, but enough of a fuck to give your blogpost a (you). Happy? Now fuck off.

>>187173319
get the point or get out you fukkin fag

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>>187173240
Did somebody say rebreather?

>>187173597
>No one cared who I was until I put on the re-breather

>>187173597
Bane?

>>187173597
>blows self up

>>187173968
They expect someone in the wreckage brother

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>>187173597

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>tfw bought mbw on sale as a poorfag to get into vehicle work and trying to save up enough to move downtown
when i get out of there im staying far away from del perro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI1ukKxPsGc

>>187174385
i dont see how mount & blade: warband would help you get into vehicle work....

>>187174475
MAZE BANK WEST YOU FUCKING ABSOLUTE RETARD

>>187174436
>they made a smaller more nimble hydra
what could possibly go wrong

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>>187174475
>i dont see how mount & blade: warband would help you get into vehicle work....

>>187174647
huh? shouldn't maize be kept in silos and not in a bank..?

>>187174810
NO, I KEEP IT IN YOUR MUMS FAT CUNT

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>>187174810

>>187174436
So it's pretty clear we're doing crates in this business. Since we all know crates take way too long to collect and that the payout is shit for the time you put in, what even is the point of this business? Looks like hot shit covered in sprinkles.

>>187174385
no need to move out of del perro altogether, just get the lombank office instead. arcadius is looking pretty good tho considering the possibility of a new hangar near lsia

>>187175161
>possibility of a new hangar near lsia
>POSSIBILITY
Nigger, all the hangars will be at LSIA.

>>187175161
>a block away from the shitters

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>update announced
>skids come out of nowhere handout dosh
>kids up the ante asking for dosh
>shark card sales 15% for top and 10% for the almost top
really activates the almonds

>>187174385
It's Maze Bank West, Lombank, or bust. Downtown is dirty and smoggy.

>>187175291
>easy target practice after I'm done in my office
>best office view
>best vantage point
>best heli access
Go on, tell me why I shouldn't have bought lombank?

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who here /slavsubhuman/

>>187175291
>literally never have had any issues with Lombank ever
What is this meme?

>>187175482
[albania intensifies]

What's the current max number of vehicles you can have on one character? I'm thinking of banking exactly the amount to buy a load of 10 car Garages and an office for some X80 Bonds.
I've also heard that Cockstar can't touch your cash unless you bank it.
Anyone used the stealth 90Mil and gotten a reset lately? I used it but I've never banked any cash and I've not had anything happen.

>>187175237
Implying there won't be one in Sandy Shores and the other airfield I forget the name of.

>>187175525
I'll reiterate
>possibility at LSIA
There's no possibility, there's just an absolutely. There will most definitely be hangars at LSIA, and I'm pretty sure the most expensive ones will be there.

>>187175643
Knowing rockstar they'll put hangars everywhere, but then when you choose a plane to fly out you just spawn in the air already flying :^)

>>187175523
~120 considering you can have an office, clubhouse, and a bunch of 10 car garages

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>>187175917
>mfw this will probably be the case given the new race checkpoints a-la hotwheels racing game

>>187175917
So how do you land at your hangar?

>>187176047
Giant blue ring in the sky, if you're in it you can press (Button) to enter the hangar, duh

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>>187176047
>fly above it and press a button to start the landing cinematic

>>187176080
>>187176082
That's fucking shit and extremely dumped down for fucking casuals.

What's the best chopper/cruiser motorcycle in terms of performance, looks, sounds, and customization?

>>187176167
nightblade

>>187175960
That's a lot of bondzzz, I'll make some anyway, I didn't get caught out with the gunrunning banwaves but even so I'd rather have 100 or so X80s to launder into fun stuff just in case. I've been playing this game on and off since dedgen.
How bad do we think the dripfeed will be this time?

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>>187176160
>expecting anything better from rockstar

>>187176167
It's gotta be the Nightblade or the Nightshade or the Nightshark

>>187176160
This is Kikestar we're on about, do you really expect any more than the bare minimum?

>>187176080/>>187176082
>>187176293/>>187176345
I like the cut of your jib anon, you're as jaded as I am

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>>187176402
a man must know the deep abyss he lurks about, anon

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>decide to quickly do IE vehicle delivery
>guy literally *teleports behind me* and blows me up straight away
flawless game

>>187176689
>not doing ie on solo lobbies
you deserved it

>>187154948
You're a huge fucking autist, OP. You didn't even link the previous general or notify that a new one is up.

>>187176715
The state of this fucking game when you have to used forced solo public lobbies just to play the content. Why is this acceptable?

>>187176783
it is not
there is a reason we loathe jewstar here

>>187176715
>have a nice empty lobby to myself
>guy joins
>invites his butt buddy
>they votekick me
happens at least once every time I play
scum of the fucking earth

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>>187177062
Start a VIP job if you can. It'll disable their kicks.
Do Sightseer if possible, since that will also block their BST as the cherry on top.

>>187177331
Smother me with your butt, Mommy.

>>187177331
Sometimes I do that just to spite them but it still kicks you when it ends

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Where do I find people to heist with /gtag/?

>>187177391
Go away she's mine!

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Post yfw cockstar finally disables passive on armed aircraft and lets you go passive in the volatus, nimbus, etc. It'll never happen but one can dream.

>>187177331
sounds bitter as fuck, anon
if it means so much why don't you just leave and make a new public-private session?

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>>187178168

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>>187178168

Wtf, why can't I sell from my office autoshop? Do I really have to ferry each of my X80s over to LSC to sell them?

>>187179106
preachin' to the choir. annoyed the shit out of me when I first realized we couldn't. probably their way of punishing people that buy bonds, since they know legit players won't suddenly decide to sell off 20 cars from their office at once.

>>187179106
Yeah, but listen, only sell one single car each real-life day so the game doesn't flag you.

>>187178249
It's a bigger problem on console where there's no resource monitor trick

>>187179207
doesn't that mtu trick or some shit still work?

>>187179389
I tried it but my PS4 wouldn't connect at all with it set like that, I dunno

>>187169191
confirmation that the killer is an inferior human being with the morality of a mindless animal. they can be executed and nothing of value would be lost.

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>>187169191
Cheap K/D boost. Hell, they're so unashamed by such a cowardly tactic that a lot of GTA players like to proudly admit that they're cowardly try-hard shitters who specifically target CEOs and low-levels.

Once you present them with the option to fight someone who is on the same level and has the same amount of equipment as them, they'll either switch sessions or go passive to resort to shit talking.

>>187179751
just a few kills is okay as long as it's done in deterrence, some players don't know when someone wants to be left alone

>>187177473
2015

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>>187169191
a beautiful mind

>>187182626
God, the Online section of GTAForums is such bloated cancer. The fanboyism is so off the chart that they actually loved it when Rockstar started giving players pajamas on top of the hundred pajamas they already have.

>>187182626
That was all ironic I'm pretty sure

>>187179680
What are you setting it to? 850 is usually enough to connect, but still low enough to stop people joining bar rare occasions. I'm pretty sure they're usually people doing the same, as they tend to leave after a few seconds.

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Alright faggots, no bullshit, post your character selection screen with casual wear and people judge you based on your characters.

God I fucking hate the amateurs that steal cars, crush into every truck and van and give me 3 star wanted level when I try to shoot them through the tiniest completely black window.

>>187177473
viva does heists for free >>187155545

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>>187185003
Vinewood debutantes who want to 'keep it real' but continue to rely on daddy's money/10

>>187185003
>>187186891
I never got the "Transferred" on my mugshots even though I transferred my characters from PS3 to PC. Anyone knows why?

R* just removed my 2million that I had from selling x80s.
What the fuck is happening? I bought them with hacked money clearly, but I wonder what will happen if I sell another X80...

>>187187382
may as well try and see

>>187187382
They took 600k from me this morning which coincidentally amounts to the bonus cash I've gotten through I/E car sales yesterday. I don't know what it is but something fucky is definitely going on.

>>187187434
>>187187510
I sold a X80 that I bought with laundered hacker money 2 months ago, bought some ammo and a pair of shoes I didn't have before, went without problem and received everything.

So far so good, we'll see what's next. I will update, because honestly, I don't really give a fuck about this game anymore.

>>187186891
Is that supposed to be Cassidy from Preacher? Noice.

stealth money thread is showing cash removed.
i'm about to start crying..

>>187179106
>why doesn't this game allow me to cheat unabated
You poor thing.

>>187188673
got to get people interested in buying sharkcards for the updates somehow goyim :^)

>more fucking cod shit

fuck this dead game.

>been grinding with gunrunning / i/e during 2x
>log in today
>lol we removed 5M from your account, enjoy your game

wtf is going on?

>>187189414
what platform?

>almost 3 k/d
erection confirmed

Cockstar's anti-cheap money wipe system seems to be on a spree. If you have money on the PC, even legit, be prepared for them to empty your bank account for no reason.

>>187188673
I had some money removed when I first started using stealth money, but never again after that while still using it

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>>187185003
>>187186891

>>187189414
PC

>>187189414
Dont lie, most likely you got all removed money from cheater

gee i wonder how many shark cards we're gonna need for this upcoming "fun" update, especially since people are having legit money wiped.

fuck this jew game, i'm out.

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>>187188321
Aye, give or take a couple liberties of course.

>>187189730
>>187190058

Quit fucking bitching jesus. GTA$ is a liquid resource, you can fucking make some more. But let's be real.
>I'm mad because rockstar wiped my hackerbux

shut the fuck up god damn

>>187190379
Naturally, looks good man.

So looks like Cockstars are getting serious about hakerbux.

I just finished Criminal Mastermind last week on PC. I only had that money to my name. They emptied my Criminal Mastermind challenge this week and left me with 250,000 GTA funbux. I just got the game for PC as a gift. I'm going back to my Ps4 copy, at least I didn't pay for my PC copy.

>>187154948
>let's take the savage, reskin it, make it able to withstand a rocket or two and sell for 6million
I wonder who's behind this

What is the T20 nowadays?

It's a Super car you can purchase that costs a lot of money

>>187192264
I'm sorry Dave; I don't have enough information.

it's shit

>>187192121
>we gt the savage instead of the hunter
At least that bug is finally going to be fixed

>>187192264
fastest super car in a straight line is the 811

fastest super car around a regular course is the xa-21

fastest super car for stunt races is nero custom/vagner

>>187192953
>not mentioning the X80

>>187164406
me on the far left

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>Rockstar promising content for an entire additional year

What the fuck? I thought they were supposed to be focusing on Dead Dad Redemption 2.

>>187194257
-x80 not the fastest
-x80 a shit to drive
-x80 outperformed by the cheaper nero custom

x80 is literally the biggest waste of money. not only that, it's ugly as shit to look at.

>>187195278
I'm willing to be it's just interns and pajeets shitting this stuff out at this point, not the R* A team that's making RDR2

>>187195278
>implying they can't affor half of the population of China working on GTAO and the other half on RDR

>>187195305
Don't forget the "farting into a tin horn" sound its exhaust makes.

>>187195305
its a good money launderer

>>187195639
is that still true with the xa-21 now available?
I need to check the resale price.

>>187195639
but Oppressor is better, so there goes the sole reason to buy it

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How could I improve?

>>187196304
delete

>>187196304
I'm surprised rockstar doesn't have checks in place to just insta ban people like you. literally who could obtain that much through legitimate play.

>>187196458

They do, but I did it back in like 2014 so they don't care.

>>187196304
delete

>>187196304
nothing it's great

>>187196304
too much bitchface, make the lips a big smaller and a bit more smiling and it'd be fine

>>187196304

other than the retarded wax lips shes qt

Is the Rhino Tank any good to use for shitter purposes in free roam or is it made of paper like the Savage is?

>>187197067
No it sucks

>>187197067
it can take what, 5 rockets? 4? So it's not made of glass, but it's not very impressive either

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>no option to turn MC club into a BMX clubhouse
gut the garage. install a vert and some ramps. we x-games.

>>187175523
130, keep your bike collection in your MC clubhouse

Crazy. I decided to make a new character, for a different look, not racing against the Steam return timer this time, it asked if I wanted to import my level, so I did.

I started with a swanky apartment and some guns I never owned. What's going on there?

>>187176167

Avarus with the patina graphic worked for me

are glitchmonies still safe?

>>187199061

see >>187196304

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>>187199061
probably no

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So when is the human trafficking update?

>>187199238
I do wish they still had balls to do something like this

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>>187196304
>not making her look like this
Step it up, anon.

>>187192335
Hispanic Nigger

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So, do you think there will be some new way to spawn at least some of the new aircrafts near you, or they'll be as useless as most of them so far outside of their respective missions?

>>187199530
>I do wish they still had balls to do something like this
they never had the balls. it's one thing to make an off color joke in passing, but it's another to design an entire game mode around it.

>>187199787
maybe. you get a aircraft mechanic so hopefully

>>187199238
Never since Jewstar would never have the balls to touch on such a subject.

they would get in a world of shit if they did anyway.

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>>187199238

If they did it would probably be about saving them because muh moralfaggotry

>>187199787
probably too late to create a new private airstrip or two that are not so far out of the way.

guess there's the possibility of whatever new office/warhouse they introduce having the same accommodations as the CEO office, but doubt it.

>>187200082
they get sued out the ass if they ever make it
but Cuck* got sued a lot they probably wont care

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>yfw rockstar becomes the new WoW and last for 2 decades by releasing new updates and DLC to ensure the game continues to be a success
I bet all of you want this

>>187155995
Don't ever join viva, he is an ugly Puerto Rican with a huge flat nose, Short, dry hair and glasses that don't complement his face at all.

>someone post his picture here so we can reveal this hideous beast

>>187199238
How the fuck would this even work?

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>next update is about plane mechanics, the worst thing in the game

>>187156676
They always say that but just like bunkers, it was only 1 million

Viva is a cool dude.

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>>187201361
>that guy that can't fly calling planes the worst thing in game

>>187196304
post sliders

>>187201275
>do missions to kidnap random npc's from protitiutes to normal woman.
>store them in your bunker
>have to "break their wills" to make them subserviant
>sell them like livestock via truck deliveries

[/spoiler]add in some missions involving human sacrifice/occult practices and it would be perfect[/spoiler]

I see players who got hackerbux are using the "rockstar took my legit money" excuse.

>>187202018
It really is my main trigger here. NEETs acting indignant. They will never realize they are the cancer they dispise so much.

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>>187201275
>driving around in my aerial death fortress waiting for someone to violate the NAP
>get a call from Lester
>tells me the chinese mafia is handling a cargo ship outside town
>technically the entire region of Los Santos is my territory and intruding upon it violates the NAP
>arrive, decimate ship with a show of artillery typically reserved for reforging an asiatic island nation
>find cargo containers full of child sex slaves
>technically with their owners dead no one owns these slaves anymore
>buy a 5 million dollar warehouse on Amazon to store them in
>dot the Los Santos area with eight year olds in miniskirts and mascara
>have a 9000% increase to violations in the NAP as no one can leave my property alone
>my thirty five million dollar murder plane is now a sound investment in retrospect

>>187202018
Makes me a little bit scared for my legitbux, but at the same time if they got deleted I would stop playing GTAO and go play my backlog

>>187201481
>Bunker was 1 million minimum
>MOC plus weapons/vehicle bay was another 2 million
>Research for the upgrades you could have cost a lot
>The vehicles themselves ranged from 800k-2.7 million if you had the discounts
Depending on how they handle this it could cost a lot

>tfw you have 90 elergy retro customs on top of the 250 mil you already have

>>187202590
What happens when you or even the X80 bonders want to race in that class? You you have to cycle through 90 Elegy Retros to get to the car you want (provided it's not already the Elegy Retro) before the race starts?

>>187201783
>he typed out spoiler tags instead of using ctrl+s
>or even worse he's a retarded mobilefag

>Lost my legit grinded 10 mil on the PC, never recieved haxbux
>Awarded 3 mil on top of my duped 80 mil on the console

Rockstar are retarded. They also really hate PC players.

What's wrong with mobile posting?

>>187203207
>legit
99.9% of people ITT have cheated. that includes you.

>>187203002
Live is tough at the top

>>187203515
Nope. Just got the game on PC. That was my Criminal Mastermind challenge. Why would I admit to cheating on console but, not on PC?

>>187203207
Got a mil thrown into my account as well. PS4. I've also duped. I don't know what r* is doing. Friend on PC got his money wiped. Modded friend on PC with billions still has all his.

How to get cheat moneys?

>>187168239
Where do you get your price range from? Everyone thought bunkers would cost a fortune, baka I bet u drive a turismo or any pre-2016 car.

>>187203002
They are easy to get to depending on the type of race

>>187203002
if they have no upgrades and are the same color they are grouped together, aren't they?

>>187202393
>still being poor and not duping cars

>>187204418
I am unsure as I've never had more than one car of a single type. I would guess it groups cars based on ones you've bought, and not on what upgrades they have.

>>187204418
Even if they are different colors, they're all together.

t. person with multiple cars of a single type

>>187203231
Hispanic Nigger

the MOC is comfy

Now I remember why I hate Gta.

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tfw the only two people you enjoyed playing with are banned because they cannot resist the sweet siren's song of scarf glitches and hacker dollars.

I hope the planes get delivered like this or something similar

>buy an MOC trailer for planes, hopefully use your Phantom/Hauler for it
>Call Charlie to deliver your plane
>It appears same spot as an MOC in a nearly indestructible box
>Go into blue circle in back
>Inside of trailer is a aircraft storage and your airplane
>Climb in zoom out

Easiest way without something retarded like Pegasus, and not spawning on the street only like cars, but less convenient than CEO and MC vehicle spawns. Plus if it's like this you can force spawn your MOC next to you

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I wish we'd get a non-rolling camera option for planes. I'm not sure why, but I think it's a lot better. It's really easy to mod in, too, so it's not like it would take a ton of work.

>>187206915
wow, that's actually really sexy. I wonder if rockstar devs have seen this, because this should be an option.

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wew, again? Guess I'll have to wait a bit after the update and hax more bux again.

>>187206915
they would only add it if it costed 2 mil $ to use

>>187207307
What menu?

>>187207465
Absolutely none, just friendly people with specific artistic crafts

How do I buy a Bunker.
Still have 10mille cheat monies.

>>187207952
Maze Bank closures

>>187204616
I'm not poor I'm just saying Nothing on this game is really "cheap" anymore

>>187206915
>sexy af
>would involve co-ordination annoying shitters
>first person is still best though

>Fly too close to someones Yacht
>Get a warning about being shot at
>"oh big deal"
>Just suddenly explode, no missiles or gunfire or nothing

>>187209238

>Smuggler's Run comes out
>Suddenly Yachts and indoors become the only safe places from the aerial menace

if anyone on xboner needs help with anything i have about $40 mil in the bank, CEO, MC, bunker, MoC, bunch of vehicles, etc etc. just let me know :)

>>187209682
sent ;)
>>187209636
>dress homeless
>live in subway tunnels
>only source of food/moneys is robbing other 'bos
sounds like a pretty comfy apocalypse desu
addendum; fug what about submarines?

>>187209636
>driving your MOC into the subway tunnels
>DOUBLE SAFE

>>187210297

>Venturing out onto the surface at night to reduce your visibility
>Need to reach your bunker and somehow achieve a few resupplies while hoping the carpet bombers spamming payloads from 5000m don't strafe you
>A few people trying to retake the surface bring AA trailers onto Mt. Chiliad to try and create a no-fly zone

>>187210047

Submarines and the vast ocean in GTA V are under utilized and I wish R* would actually add some additional "land mass" via ships and barges that can be interacted with out on the ocean.

>>187209682
do u have the gold luxor

>>187210579
im starting to look forward to the planepocalypse unironically
send help.

>>187210579
GTA: Afghanistan

>>187211103(You)
airpocalypse/skypocalypse?
because there are also whirlybirds and shit

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>yfw rockstar releases a plane with multiple rocket turrets that can take more damage than APC

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>Start the game up for the first time in months
>Figure it would be best to try out gun running
>Make a few hundred thousand, but nothing huge.
>Try out CEO stuff
>Make a few hundred thousand, but nothing huge
>Spend a few million upgrading everything thinking it will make my income better
>Does barely anything

>Finally just drop both and buy an import warehouse
>Make over $500,000 in the first hour

Why didn't I do this first?

>>187211597
well the I/E makes double money this week. So while it was profitable it wasn't THAT profitable before

>players actually think rockstar is taking away legit money to increase shark card sales

>>187213219
Why wouldn't they? What recourse would someone have if they did? Go complain to the automated online support bots?

I think my character almost looks like Hoffman in Rain Man

>Bought Office
>Import Hanger
>Bunker
>MoC

Is there anything else I need to buy with DMbux (besides cars) before R* patches it in a few days?

>>187214791
Garage space, and fill it with golden elegys

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holy shit, that new race mode coming sounds fun. maybe this will get people interested in doing rally races again.

if I read it right, does it mean we could go from land, to super, to rally, to sport, to bikes, then back to water? if yes, that sounds fuckin' boss.

>>187213219
If they have tools to see who is getting modded money then they can see how much is given.

Do they just remove the amount that was given to you? no they take it all and leave you with 20 fucking grand, you can't do shit with 20 grand and they know it.

>>187215064
rockstar will find a way to make it suck ass

>>187215443
>It's just basic land, sea and air segments with no sub classes or race perimeters
>Players have no choice in the vehicles nor can they use their own vehicles where otherwise applicable

>>187182841
It felt like an ironic post anon. Especially clearer in the last sections where he gets a bit potty mouthed.

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>Still no option to purchase/store a semi trucks/trailers.
M.O.C, and Wedge are highly specialised vehicles, so they don't count.

>>187216465
All I wanted was a Custom Barracks Semi for my MOC.

>>187216010
>>187215443
man, that blows. the one cool thing, tho, is that people that suck at flight will be screwed. all those "lol you use a gamepad to drive?" faggots will be crying over their number pads, trying to navigate the course.

I'm pretty new to that shit.

I bought a Bunker. How do I make research?

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>>187216465
>Still no trucking missions.
http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Trucking

>>187218219
Haulage

>>187218102
go to the laptop in the middle near your sleeping place

>>187218102
1. go to laptop
2. manage staff
3. assign to research (or both)
4. provide supplies
5. ???
6. profit

>>187218557
Why is number 5 question marks? Do I have to purchase something to unlock the missing step?

>>187217514
>Not spending three hours rebinding your controls so flight isn't complete and total ass
WASDQEShiftCtrl for life.

>>187215064
It's directly ripped off from Multi Theft Auto, just like how Stunning Cunts was.

>>187218649
Number 5 is your staff doing their magic for few hours, untill you'll see the product.

Also, note that you need the Mobile Operations Center, equipped with weapons/vehicle workshops, to buy the researched stuff.

>>187218386
>>187218557
It tells me to register myself as VIP CEO etc shit.

WTF IS THIS

https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/news/article/60258/Next-Up-in-GTA-Online-Smuggler-s-Run-Watch-the-Trailer

https://www.rockstargames.com/videos/video/11732

>>187219963
Imagine if that's what people had been talking about the entire thread

>>187219963
Just a new type of cancer.

>>187218860
W and 8. It's simple as heck. How can people think this is tough?

>>187220045
>>187220139
desu people were saying gun run was the end so i wasnt expecting an update till october

>>187219963
nice slowpoke

>>187219694

In order to make use of the Bunker's research and stock production abilities, you need to be a CEO. You can pay for temporary CEO status from the interaction menu or save up and purchase an office from Dynasty 8 that will let you register as a CEO.

>>187220762
Motorcycle Club president works too

>Have a bunker
>Manufacture weapons and ammo
>Still have to go to ammunation to resupply
This is fucking stupid.

>>187221028
>have mobile operations centre with multiple computers
>have a cellphone
>still must visit every single business to start missions from a laptop

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>not even close to fully upgraded all my weaponize vehicles from gun running
>new dlc with a fuckload of weaponized aircraft coming out next week
and just when I was about to start playing skyrim again

>>187220837
>>187220762
just idling as mc is better than ceo because of the oppressor, favourite bike bonus and the fact you can recall it next to you instantly without cd

>>187221454
>having a life outside of GTA
you only have yourself to blame senpai

>>187221028
Options menu->inventory->weapons, for mobile restocking.
Doesn't work for MarkII weapons

i need money