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Babby tier code edition

>Latest TF2 blogpost about stupid jokes
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=31954
>More serious blogpost about i61
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=31956

>list of good comm. servers
http://www.teamfortress.tv/servers

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf | steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf | tf2outpost.com | backpack.tf | bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf | trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf | scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil AHUE): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing
>List of active, or at least semi-active players of /tf2g/
https://pastebin.com/GyT3Csue

Last thread: >>186935426
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>>187123218
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http://tf2r.com/kc7pon4.html
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Reminder that i61 starts tomorrow! ! ! ! !
http://www.teamfortress.tv/43172/insomnia61-format-revealed
Favorites for the grand final are SVIFT and Se7en. Se7en took it in a one night cup match against SVIFT last week, but this time they will be playing over LAN where the b4nman doesn't have ~150 ping. Also, fuck you TF2 Team for putting the i61 announcement under the retarded baby shit.
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I literally cannot even fathom the rationale for wanting to go easy on hacking during a competitive game.

Hackers in a fucking casual Valve servers get hit with harsher penalties. What the fuck is wrong with Reddit?
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its a stupid dead video game and your 'rank' doesnt even matter

why bother getting upset over it
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>>187124018
They're hacking themselves so they have to use mental gymnastics to feel alright with not jumping off the next bridge they cross
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>"Lol dude why care about things"
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>>187124018
the fact that any people actually agreed with this and decided to upvote his comments is mindblowing.
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>>187124018
>"They learned their lesson! People change!"

It's mildly saddening how false this claim usually is. They'll get the itch again, only they'll maybe be smarter about hiding it. Better to permaban
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>>187124018
>This wasn't for an actual tournament! Nothing was on the line!

Then just imagine what they'll do when shit actually is on the line.
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>>187124018
why should somebody who used false skill to maliciously create an advantage for themselves and ridicule fair competition be allowed to play again without restrictions within a year
the people that think one year ban is harsh probably have zero idea how hard it is to acquire the skill emulated by software like this
you're looking at something in the ballpark of a century (maybe half of that if you're committed)

again, if you only get banned for a year why wouldn't you toggle it on whenever you need it, not like the chances of getting spotted are very big
at this point hacking bears little risk and has little consequence
ther is a reason vac permabans you instead of putting you on a cooldown
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>>187124018
I'm less frustrated about his retardation than I am his immediate high-ground stance he's coming off with. Like unironically posting "tfw to intelligent to punish hackers". He's immediately trying to shut down anyone who would even dare suggest this guy get what he deserves.
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>>187127667
these people are everywhere
they are what i hate most about here too
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>>187127824
But here it's ironic and baiting for responses. It's meant to be humorous in a way. The idea that someone would be so haughty over something so ridiculous. You get used to it and you break through the nonsense to get at the idea or opinion someone is actually trying to convey. That's the entire purpose of the "to intelligent" meme. Nobody really thinks they're "too intelligent for sports" and anyone that does is a fedora-tipping retard.
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>>187128396
true but there is a difference between spicing up opinions to help with discussion and dismissing everything somebody has to say while posing smug anime faces
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>>187129141
>not posting smug anime faces
Ok, kid
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>posting anime

Lmao
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btfo by viva once again
you will never recover from this
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https://pastebin.com/XVB26c4t
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>>187129323
>posting with an identification code

Lmaoing @ your life
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>there are people ITT who want to permanently ban professional players unreasonably

You salty pubbies just don't get it. Don't talk unless you actually play professionally and win tournaments. I feel sorry for the guy. A year long ban is extreme as fuck and the TO's were probably forced by a rabid, blood thirsty vocal minority just trying to see someone ruined for something so insignificant.
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>>187129750
t. martinman
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Oh, I forgot. Sorry, guys. Latest version of the /tf2g/ pastebin - https://pastebin.com/ZWtt9sQZ
If you wish to be added to the list, post your id, if you wish to be removed, also post your id. If you're just looking for nerds to play video games with, look here.
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>>187129750
Can someone who cheated who was also on a team that won a competition truly say that they, the cheater, won? I agree that people should be given a second chance, honestly, but to argue that a cheater truly "won" is very, very shaky ground.
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>>187130486
>id is on the list
>I didn't post my id
Well
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>>187131195
i didn't post mine either. i guess people just know who i am now.
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Mine's not there and I don't look forward to getting added either.
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>>187131079
Someone who cheats can do whatever the fuck they want
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>>187124018
with how sick of cheaters those fags are you'd think they would be advocating for a worse punishment
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>Not on the list
Who here /trulyanonymous/?
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can i discuss our worst trades?

>Be me
>Love playing tf2
>In grade school
>Unbox unusual bubbles heavy hat
At the time i really liked saints row aswell
>See guy with a poca punch
>Trade unusual just for the apoca punch

I had no idea at the time what an usual was worth or what it did
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Back in the day, in my very early days of trading, I used to own a Scorching Spartan. A dude offered to buy it through Paypal for full price. He told me to go first

Yada yada yada, I never got my cash. I wonder what that hat is worth right now
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>>187134148
>milkman drops
>trade it for a cow mangler
Coulda been worse.

>>187134334
>Paypal
Even if he paid you in full beforehand he could have just charged back. Paypal offers 0 seller protection for sales of any non-physical merchandise or service.
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Oh, hamburgers. Well, that ain't so much, really. I sure love buying through Paypal, but heck, do I sure hate selling

>>187134535
Facts
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>>187133329
Definitely me. Never gave out my id or even shown my face. I'm a super secret lurker ..until now with this post, I guess
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>>187134148
>TF2
>Unusuals in grade school
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>tfw 2004 was 25 years ago
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>>187135095
Wait a minute...
I mei have slipped into a coma for a while there
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXDZH-FhGGc
>he seriously thinks this is a compelling argument to why heavy is OP
lmfao
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>geel is on the list
Lol
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what list
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I just added new names on to the old list that was floating around. Also, Geel was here a few days ago, he counts.
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If he counts then why isn't he banned from scrap.tf
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There's a few people from /tf2g/ who aren't banned, in fact. I'm not banned, for example.
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My point is that he hardly counts, especially when he owns a site that has actively banned tf2g for being tf2g users
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>>187134148
>September 30, 2010 Patch (Mann-Conomy Update)
>[Undocumented] Added Unusual quality.
So either you're underage or were retarded enough to get held back a year. Judging by your grammar, I'd say it's probably a combination of both.
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most of the people who haven't been banned are newfags
t. newfag
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I haven't been banned, though
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am i a newfig?
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uhhhhhhh
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Is it cool to be banned or is not cool?
Please help
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It's not cool to be banned
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It's cool to be banned
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Only fools that fell for a classic Jewish ruse got bannu'd.
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its hip to fuck bees
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what about me what about me do me
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>>187136626
t.gibus
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You admitted to being underage and ought to be banned ASAP because this is an 18+ site
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>dckm
>literally whomst
r u happy now?
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no wtf
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rekt
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Snitches get stiches
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What is your favorite taunt/unusual effect combination? I like Carlton/showstopper.
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>>187140547
Most Wanted and LODSOFEMONE.
It's payday, fellas.
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Holy Grail Meet The Medic
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is this www.4chan.com/tf2
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yeah get your lol on
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knock knock
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Which tag/server name should I filter if I just want to play on vanilla servers? Base weapons, maybe no cosmetics, etc.
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guys
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>reflect iron bomber with pyro
>it explodes on the ground
>take 160 damage

Can anyone explain this fuckery to me? Demo men don't take nearly this much damage from their own explosions and I wasn't even ontop of or harldy even NEAR the dam thing.

Also this is a good idea if you're demo fighting an airblast spamming pyro.
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>>187142187
>Updating the game before i61 starts
Absolutely devilish.
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>>187142231
Was it a crit to begin with?
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>>187142187
>cunt longe
Will cop.
Rest are shite.
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>>187142432
no normal, I tested this like three times. Got like 130 damage taken, 160, and on one I died from full HP.

they were on the ground and I just reflected them.
No idea what happened.
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>>187142187
Why the pyro taunt? It's not even jungle related. This one is better.

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=958814587
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>>187142187
>another sit taunt

at least engies made sense because he didn't necessarily need to do anything to be useful.
Sit taunts are just begging people to grief.
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>>187142231
Reflects are mini crits and as a pyro you take the "self damage" penalty.
At maximum splash aka right on top of it you should have taken 100+30%+30% damage, which checks out at 160.
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>>187142187
???
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>>187142187
that pyro taunt is pretty shit
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>>187142742
>you take self minicrits as pyro

>>187142432
you can't crit yourself right?

Does this happen with pyro airblasts?
you take crit/mini crit self damage?
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>>187142813
poypo is pretty shit class to begin with
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>>187142653
Better for spies though. I was laughing my ass off when I uncloaked right next to a rancho engi and they were panicking and saying "Spy!" while the relaxed standing up animation was playing.
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>>187142565
How is sitting at a campfire better than fucking firedancing? And the taunt is jungle related.
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>>187142773
it was a weapon modelling competition I think.
it wasn't like valve was adding anything just for funsies.
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>>187142939
you are cruising for a bruising anon
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>>187143087
>implying that saying a class so bad it beat heavy for a rework is shit is controversial
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>>187143074
Pay more attention, anon. He's pointing out that the image is fake, the Arms Race contest was a while ago, and these supposedly new things should've been on top if it were real.
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>>187142187
don't listen to him, this is the real one
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>>187142939
Not with the pyro update!

right guys?

Seriously what could they possibly do, what could they even possibly plan. like this sounds like they're trying to make him viable for competitive first. How the fuck.
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>>187142187
>>187143220
>no green check marks

you guys are idiots
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Why can't we have both the Elephant hat and Toucan pet?
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>>187143220
>rick and auty
>huge avocado to go with the huge banana
>hideous spider-man knock-off
Please god no
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>>187142187
>Vipes gets two more self mades

i mad
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>>187143234
They will remove pyor.
Which is why it has taken so long. They are going to replace him with the Civilian.
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>>187143437
>still no self made
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>>187143437
why do people hate vipes, why do you even care?
if the item is good who the fuck cares who made it
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So why did Valve remove unusual miscs in the Scream Fortress 2016 update?

Does it have to do with the unlocked cosmetic cases?
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>>187143634
It's a bug they're too stupid to fix. Miscs aren't even a thing anymore.
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>>187143628
Because he doesn't do anything to earn them. He just begs people to add him in submissions so he gets free self mades if it gets in.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lordvipes/myworkshopfiles/?appid=440&sort=score&browsefilter=myfiles&view=imagewall
He doesn't make them, he doesn't model them, he doesn't texture them, he does nothing.
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>>187143628
Apparently, he stole people's ideas and made them his own. I've always heard that he stole the Team Rocket hat idea, but last time I said so, someone mentioned that was a lie Vipes haters made up to keep throwing shit his way

Iunno what to believe. I shouldn't even care at all in the first place
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>>187143816
>I've always heard that he stole the Team Rocket hat idea
lets nip this in the bud
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=246247518
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=148215278&searchtext=vipes
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>>187143628
People spread lies and slander about him stealing items and automatically hate on his concepts because he's a huge fan of shounen/mecha series and toku. Also, jealousy that they don't have their own self-mades is a bit of it.
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The Woolen Warmer is a direct upgrade to the Chill Chullo
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Hi how much is a Strange Factory New Top Shelf Revolver worth?
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Also, about 80% sure it's just Bond shitposting on Vipes every single time.
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>>187144238
*unzips dick*
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>>187144072
>hate on his concepts because he's a huge fan of shounen/mecha series and toku
Out of all the reasons to hate someone, that has got to be, by far, the most stupidest and asinine. I could understand if it was maybe him being a "brony" due to their stigma, but simply for liking mechs, JoJo, and Kamen Rider? That's all kinds of stupid. What the literal fuck.
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>>187144350
Basically "stop liking things I don't like, waaaah" the shitpost. Like, hate on his concepts for looking bad and amateurish(as much as I want to like that Kamen Rider set, it is pretty poorly modeled), not for what it's a reference to.
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>>187144512
I'm going through his workshop now, the only things that seem amateurish were the first uploads, everything else is solid. The Kamen Rider set looks decently modeled though, how do you think it's bad? I mean, looking at the workshop page, it's pretty much exactly like the concept art he put in it.
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/845969183356558783/D16E5B723816E25A7D162D7A18465C43692FBD53/

Sure, it isn't purely Kamen Rider, looks like it borrows a tiny bit from Super Sentai as well as American superheroes.
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>asian teams above ANY prem/invite team
>asian teams above australia at all
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Strange Genuine Vintage Festive Professional Killstreak Anime Scattergun (Factory New)
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>>187144789
Not the anon you're replying to but that helmet is sex. That honeycomb design over the eyes, and how the eyes themselves are on the helmet is just great. The only poor part I see on the set is the way the crotch area was modeled, but I have a feeling that's an issue that couldn't be fixed due to how the playermodels are well, modeled and rigged.
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>>187144789
>>187145526
This is something Overwatch has that we'll never get. That Genji skin is neat, but I want my Kamen Rider in a game I actually play. Plus personally I prefer Sukauto Raida more.

Hm, hold that thought. I'm going to see if there's any drawthreads over on /m/.
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>skins
go back to CoD Global Offensive
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>>187146449
Warhawk Raketenwerfer and Flammenwerfer are pure sex, no contest.
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i preffered Hunglao Beefeater and Cosmic Punch
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i prefer the buffalosteakasandocheese
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Am I autistic for not wanting to use my stranges until I have a full set with parts?
I feel like the ratios matter.
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>>187147280
nah i get that feeling. you could always swap out whatever strange you've had the longest for another weapon then use that for however long you didn't have the other stranges in the set.
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>>187147280
No I've done that too. Except I don't think robots/humans killed ratio matters as much.
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>>187147423
>>187147687
Your words comfort me in these dark times.
Many blessings on your houses.
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Cool Breeze + Black Watch
or
Blast Defense + Hurt Locher?
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Cool Breeze and Black Watch are top tier
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>>187148238
well speaking from experience
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>>187148303
>>187148357
Aight, going with that
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>>187148238
Blast Defence + Hurt Locher + Juggernaught Jacket for maximum bulk
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If TF2 got another Quake promotional item for Quake Champions, what do you hope it would be?
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>>187144512
>>187144789
>>187145526
This is a complete mockery of Kamen Rider. There is no way in hell this ugly mockery of a Showa-era Rider would ever get in, in fact if it did then that'd mean the end of Kamen Rider imports in America, they'd be seized at the airport.
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When you realize your team is all gibuses and you're getting spawncamped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0xNQj3VNcM
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>>187150883
Fuck off with your hate boner for an idea guy.
Even if people agree with you, you post enough that it just ends up with you being an annoying cunt because you don't like a guy that draws shitty concepts.
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>>187151736
>shitty concepts
you know, if they're so shitty, why do so many of his concepts keep getting made?
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>>187142426
If Valve dropped the update now and ruined Competitve Ramadan it would entirely absolve them of all their failings with TF2 for the past year and a half.
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>>187152018
Don't fucking ask me.
Most of his concepts that get made are normally drawn over and touched up by other people though.
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>>187152789
>Most of his concepts that get made are normally drawn over and touched up by other people though
How do you know?
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>>187152925
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>get killed
>gibus teammate picks up my Aussie without me knowing
>freak out initially when I see them because I think they're a spy disguised as me
>oh he just picked up my weapon, we'll that's cute
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>spend $599 USD on a rare weapon skin
>get unfairly killed by some TRYHARD SCRUB
>he picks up my weapon and uses it
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS ALLOWED
ITS NOT FAIR
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>>187153497
>tfw some bosh'tet picks up your sniper rifle and starts bodyshotting with it

>>187153695
>tfw no unusual shooting star
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>>187153721
hey buddy i think you got the wrong door
the mass effect general thread is two blocks down
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>>187153852
FUCK
YOU
Quarians and Geth were wasted on Mass Effect.
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hah ayeah pyro update cant' waitk..
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>>187153721
>see gibusvision with festive sniper rifle after i died
>hey wait a second
>it's mine
>he runs straight into the enemies and dies instantly
i've seen this happen maybe 3 or 4 times
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>Playing dustbowl
>using bonk to get to their spawn and break the tele entrance and possibly backcap
>Get past front line and bonk wears off
>round corner to run face first into lvl 3 sentry with engi guarding it
>Why
>die instantly

Why do people build on last like that? What do they hope to accomplish?
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>>187154765
"fuck you"
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>>187154765
at that point just play spy
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>>187152930
Because I'm psychic.
Hes also been working on getting better. Though, as with most things, it's slow going. He'll get gud if he doesn't give up.
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>man why do people hate hydro so much
>right after I say that I get spawned in the wrong area of hydro with half my team as we're trying to figure out where to go with all the pathways closed off

sasuga
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>someone takes your waifu objector
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>last point on granary
>playing pyro because i feel bad for neglecting him
>going for the cap
>enemy pyro and medic trying to stop me, both on the point
>decide to airblast them
>it works
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Did they really adopt a baby to code?

that seems a little unsafe, what if it doesn't even like tf2.
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Maybe the baby will finally get some progress done at Valve when it comes to finally dropping that update
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Too lazy to make a strawpoll
When someone picks up your weapon, is it more often a teammate or an enemy?
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>>187157916
Depends on the class. An enemy will probably never get to my sniper rifle but anyone can grab my *UNSHEATHES SCOTABOO KATANA*.
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I've seen a lot of people pick up my weapons and proceed to kill themselves with it immediately.

they're like those grunts in titan fall 2 or whatever. They're just made to die.
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>>187124018
>>187127824
>>187127667

he doubles down on the high ground stance, as the prophecy foretold
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>>187159012
>people who don't cheat have the moral authority to say it is wrong to cheat and that people who do cheat should be punished accordingly
that is correct, yes
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I don't understand why his original post still has so many points
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"I drafted up a blueprint of the other team's asses" - Engineer
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Lets get to work on those fuckbots
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my medic sucks and doesn't know how to right click
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gaben think he slick
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>>187153695
What weapon skin costs that fucking much?
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>>187161232
burning warhawk flame thrower
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fucking RIP episode 3
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>>187162167
I am seething with disgust and rage. What the fuck kind of mentally ill, utterly batshit insane, clinically retarded faggot lists that many things as "favorite"? Jesus Christ man, pick like, 5 tops. Fucking shit.
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>>187162627
you are repressed
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>>187162760
>the joke
>ozone layer
>SR-71 Blackbird
>witches
>the pyro update
>rain clouds
>soldier that used kamikaze while invulnerable
>your ass
>your head
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>>187162167
You can actually feel the desperation, loneliness, and sadness that accompanies and leads a man to resort to such depravity.
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got any good screenshots other people have taken of you?
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>>187162627
>>187163201
i find more disgust in him openly advertising it like hes some edgy 14 year old -- but hes like... 20 something, idunno. i dont stalk the guy

his fetishes arent that fucked up, but that still doesnt mean anyone gives a shit about what hes into. he should keep to himself.
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literally gassing myself with how smelly these farts are rn
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>>187163595
A lot of his fetishes are pretty pathetic, honestly. On their own, they're mildly detestable, but the whole character of Nursey comes off as pathetic and unlikable.
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half life is fucking dead
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you sound so wise when you say things like that
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>>187163997
I never got past chapter 4 on HL2 so i dont care
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>>187163361
was changing loadouts
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>>187150458
Quakeguy's helmet for solly or anarki's goggles for scout
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>>187163361
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CUNTS
FUCK YOUR HATS
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>>187163361
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>>187164919
boo hoo, youre not getting #354 single player fps
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How do you guys find these screenshots of you? I've seen them on my thing before but I can't find them now
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>>187165318
how long ago?

You have to save them from your activity feed and the thing decays after a while if I'm not mistaken
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>>187165129
big dick is back in town
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Do you pick up weapons?
I sometimes grab stuff off the ground if I think it'll be helpful in the moment (grabbing a Direct Hit off the ground if there's a sentry nearby) or if I see a nice skin that I want to inspect for a moment, though afterward I'll pick my weapon back up.
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>>187167764
I've only once picked up a black box when I needed health, got some heatlh, and picked up what I was using before.
It's cool enough I guess.
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>>187167764
>a nice skin

I keep forgetting skins even exist
dx8 master race
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>>187167764
Literally never, if an enemy has dropped a weapon that might be useful I don't even notice it I just +forward and keep fragging or die and swap to it myself. And my config wouldn't even let me turn viewmodels on if I wanted to so I never get to see the skins 8(
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>>187168303
my dude
>tfw ranks don't mean shit to me in dx8
>all I can do is measure skill by FRAGS like before mym
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>tfw getting gud at quake slowly
>becoming a monster at scout because of this

Feels good desu.
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>>187168303
>>187168576
>tfw dx9 but nohats mod

I don't think I can see skins but it's nice to see the medals because you can usually always see the difference between a team of full reds/pinks and a full team of greys and if you're getting rolled you probably know why. Also helps determine if someone is hacking.
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>Half Life series officially dead
>>>/v/388172973

F
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what's all this jazz about episode 3 being rip
I was sleeping
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>>187169501
I just realized now what people meant by "OMG A BUNCH OF REDS"
thought I was getting called a commie, and I vehemently would say that I am not one
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Is TF2 next on the chopping block?
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>>187169746
It ain't me
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what if this guy just got tired of waiting like we did and decided to just blow valve out of the water?
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>>187170517
He worked there since the 90's. I doubt he's on bad terms with Gabe. He only departed Valve last year.
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my burning hatred for valve grows hotter
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It's all over.
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i don't care that much desu, I don't know why people kept hope for half life 3 for over a decade.
You deserve it for being stupid.
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>>187170517
I think it's more he just felt frustration by fans who had been waiting so long.
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i'm pretty certain this guy is just running interference for Valve so they can develop in secret and eventually do a surprise release of HL3 because they need that sudden burst of hype to get people installing Linux just to play it, they're gonna be a big enough force in personal computing to knock MS down if things keep going on as they are and there's no way they'll sit and let Windows' bullshit hold them back forever it's just a matter of time we just need to wait HL3 will be released when everything is ready
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why would valve want to support Linux? How is Microsoft holding them back at all?
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>>187172540
Gaben has always feared that microsoft will create a closed/walled environment which will exclude apps like steam. While I don't think it would ever do anything so drastic, they definitely do their part in creating a walled garden so to speak, to keep people within the microsoft bubble. However, gaben would do the same if he could. Too bad steam machines were a bust. However, he does keep many within the walls of steam by sheer control of your libraries.
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>>187172405
chan I love you man but I don't think valve is going to do anything memorable anytime soon
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>>187173034
Oh they will. Don't forget they still gotta throw TF2 into the ditch.
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>>187169807
The game is slowly but surely losing players and it starts this cycle where there's less players so Valve doesn't prioritize fixing the game and then players continue to leave because Valve's update stream slows.

I doubt the Pyro update is going to win back those who have moved on and the possibility of more class updates coming soon in a quicker timeframe is highly unlikely.
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>>187173076
Well, I guess that shutting down tf2 servers and announcing that valve will make no more sequels and that a brand new casino trading card game (tm) will be memorable
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>>187172692
Whenever anyone mentions steam machine all I can think of is the daft punk song. All of the comments on it are terrible now too, because of valve.
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Fire Horns with shitty strange parts or Incinerator with good strange parts?
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>>187173408
What are the sheens/colors?
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>>187173034
it likely won't happen soon no but i assure you the year of the linux desktop is coming
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>>187173102
It's weird. Perhaps stupid, but a little scary to think about. This decade long thing will be over. And this general might end too. And we'll go apart, scatter to the winds. We shit post a lot, but we played a lot together. Had good times. Made HL and 6s teams, threw birthday parties, had servers. Even though I'm not quite as active in the general as I used to be, it's still some comfort to see it chug along, but worrysome that it'll be ending. I suppose that's just life though.
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>>187173449
both Daffodil and both same price
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>>187173596
And I'll never be able to be a part of 90% of it what an epic ending
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>>187173596
All good things come to an end I guess.

It's just a shame that TF2 is gonna be one of those that fizzles out instead of ending with a bang.

Even if Valve did decide to start fresh with a TF3, the market is so over saturated that it'd probably have a hard-time finding it's footing and just die a quicker death than TF2.
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I wish I could've just gone to bed tonight this is just another nail in the coffin for valve and it makes me fucking furious and sad even though I knew this would be happening
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>>187173897
It's already 4am here, I'm up for the long haul now. I share your anger and sadness, not that it's any real comfort.
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>>187173596
In less than 2 and a third years, it's going to be 2020. Tf2 will be just another dead, niche shooter with just a few servers, like Quake and UT are now, sooner or later in that decade.

Everything is fading. All these gay new games have all these glossy graphics and shitty slow """smoothed""" movement. The age of sick frags is coming to a close... I don't know what I'm going to do next, I don't want to grow up....
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>>187174314
Hide in QIII with me
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>>187173596
fuck man, this hit me really hard
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>>187173596
>>187173663
>>187173785
>>187174314
>>187176132

Instead of worrying about TF2 future (even if i don't deny it might be a crappy one) , why you just don't play it again with a objective ?

I've spent a lot of time and money in this game but as long as my objective is not fully accomplished i'll keep playing till the servers are dead (Or i have a job something like that)

Don't be sad about TF2 future , keep playing it , enjoy it , till the end
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What is the objective?
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>>187176572
Oh and while we're still on "death things" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nDtI51ub0I
>>187176647
I don't want to say it here
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wait what is the objective I really wanna know now
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i will be the last to play this game
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Getting a Golden Pan would be my guess.
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but a GFP isn't really winning tf2 if we're going by rarity/expensiveness, and I doubt winning tf2 would be about trading in the first place

winning 1st place plat esea invite is the only thing I can think of
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>>187177165
Not trading, but just the feeling of getting a Golden Pan at the end of an MVM tour and having it announced everywhere.
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Why can't I spectate on Valve servers? Valve is such a fucking amateur company. Reading glassdoor.com reviews about it make me wonder how they are still in business.
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If you're going for something like popularity you can also do those engagement ring things and golden wrenches
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realistically, this game makes too much money for shutting down the servers to be a profitable move on valve's part. this could change due to a heavily anti-valve atmosphere among the community that would cause them to completely boycott valve and not give them any money, but gamers are terrible at boycotts so that will never happen. even then, people will still make community servers. this isn't like a bunch of other online only games where the main servers are all you have and if those are gone, the game dies. granted, community servers still take money to run, so if valve shuts it down it'll never be the same, but you'll always be able to play tf2 in some capacity.
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>>187177737
If Valve shuts down the servers, you can bet your ass there will be people who'll jump on the opportunity to host community servers now that people flock to that. I'm one of those, I'll host a dedicated vanilla or two if this happens.
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>>187177737
If valve shuts down their servers things will probably revert back to more 2010-esque tf2
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anybody wanna trade me a chronomancer? you'll get my snow scoper for it
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>>187179276
nekomancer#2254
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>>187179413
??
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>>187179603
xe wants you to add xer on kik
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>>187179764
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>>187179825
HELLO DR EVIL
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I've been browsing the HL3 sticky for a while and now i'm depressed
is this what it feels like when a piece of history fades out
i don't want it to happen to tf2 too
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Hi. I got past this game a long time ago, and I would like some extra money for this weekend.
Can anyone direct me toward the best place to sell my entire TF2 inventory in one go?

Here's a link if anyone's interested add me otherwise please let me know the best place

backpack tf profiles 76561198007867721
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>You hat buying fucks killed one of the only game series I enjoyed
Burn in hell
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>implying it's our fault
balbe doesn't give a shit about this game anymore
if anything blame dotards and csniggers
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>>187180601
>it was the people buying the hats and not valves unwillingness to do work that killed hl3
Valve stopped making games years ago.
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Gabe Newell: Oh yeah, i guess if TF2 becomes less profitable we will have to improve it or someting
*TF2 players buy 50000 keys a week*
Gabe Newell: Nevermind
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>>187180547
Ask vkh when he rolls around, he's the one usually buying and selling accounts so he should know where to point you
>wiki cap
Nice
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>implying its not the sweet sweet microtransaction money from TF2, CSGO and Dota that started this whole scenario
it all started in TF2 actually, thats the first valve game with microtransactions.
all of you hat-buying retards can burn in hell
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theres 5 demos spamming stickies with no reply, 2 spies with no reply, eventually the nest finally falls "omg wtf engi"

what did you expect little man, that the game code would change and by sheer force of will my sentry got more hp?
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play a better class ecks dee
(engi is my favorite offclass in 6s tho no homo)
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TF2 has been played once a year at the Insomnia Gaming Festival for many years in a row, and i61 is just another chapter in that epic saga. Many of the finest airshots, headshots, and matches in TF2 history have taken place at an Insomnia LAN, and despite the doubters I expect this one to be no different. Day 1 will feature the Open and Invite group stages. In the Open groups, 8 winners from 8 groups of 4 will advance to the double-elimination playoffs with the Invite teams. Meanwhile the Invite teams will be playing in their own group stages which will determine their seedings going into the playoffs. After the group stages conclude, Friday night will feature round 1 of the best-of-three playoffs.
That's right folks, tomorrow is stuffed full of the best TF2 action since Rewind LAN, and you can catch it all of the EssentialsTF stream.

More info can be found in the most recent TFTV post and also at essentials.tf.
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>>187180601
>the people literally keeping the game alive

I hate hats, but this hate that you have is very misplaced.
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>>187181249
Who should I be hating then?
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>>187181249
>keeping the game alive
they are killing it one update at a time.
the quickplay system was objectivelly better than casual and theres literally no comp players playing comp MM because its garbage
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>>187181137
o-ok

th-thanks
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>>187181373
It'd be dead long ago my friend
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>>187181137

warhuryeah promised to sign penises @ lan so go ask him about that
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good morning tf2g

post dude s
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>>187182409
i see you like military shit aswell
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dude s posted
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Again? Jesus
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>>187181137
Not sure whether to be relived they're still doing tf2 at a high level, or the fact it's the same few teams every year
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>>187182809
in the event that valve stops supporting tf2, 6s will probably be the last thing to die
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>>187182961
Yeah, no doubt about it. The people who still play are utterly devoted to 6s. I wonder what people like b4nny would do. Ster fucked off to turn into a OW streamer and hates his life. Jerma still funny sometimes but lacks I dunno something from his TF2 days. Many pros moved on to other things, but the banny? I just don't know what other game he could play
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>>187183260
i think he would just get an irl job and keep playing tf2 on the side
i don't think he is delusional enough to think he can live off videogames for his entire life
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>>187183260
jerma is just older, i think hes still a genuine cool dude, just more mature (lol)
star was always a tryhard when it comes to making videos, always seemed like a dipshit to me
and tagg and sideshow are genuinelly the funniest guys that ever played in a top TF2 team
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is jermbo like 140cm
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>>187183749
he's 5'2" whatever that is in euro points
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>>187183838
>157 cm
>I'm literally 1 foot/30cm taller than him
damn
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>>187183661
I dunno about star. He just seemed like he had a lot going on. He wanted to make videos because he liked to, at the same time, he just can't stand the judgement of the audience. It's kind of a weird thing to see, but an aspect which endeared me to his videos for a while.
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henlo
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>>187184843
Good morning. Pull up a chair and a noose as we all silently contemplate the slow death of our beloved things.
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>>187184992
I see, scrolled up and saw sadness. Makes me sad too.
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the tf2c medic
>never played comp before
>thought he was "good" at the class from pubs
>always pops too late, dropping many players
>thats when he doenst drop altogether
>terrified of being judged by his teammates
>has no idea what to do most of the match
>shit comms or no comms at all, hes too shy

the chad healer
>hasnt played pubs since 2013
>his voice comforts his teammates in the darkest times
>flawless calls always
>knows exactly the right moment to pop uber
>cheers up the team with his charisma on mumble
>amazing surfing capabilities
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>>187182409
I got rid of the expensive sniper hat, and don't feel like booting my tower to fix it.
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>>187185236
you forgot

the tf2c medic
>gets frustrated when he dies
>blames everything on his teammates
>dumps 50% heals into his pocket

the chad healer
>completely self sufficient
>leave him alone and he will frag by himself
>has never dropped uber in his life
>his scouts have never dropped below 185 health and destroy everything
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>>187183838
>euro points
>using daddy UK's units long after even we abandoned them for the sake of scientific sanity
>>
technically all imperial units are measured in the metric system anyway, the US officially adopted the metric system like a century ago, it was just extremelly relaxed when it comes to implementing it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmSJXC6_qQ8
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stop not responding to posts
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tf2c virgin
>doesnt do the heal order properly
>too shy to ask the other players to crouch so he can heal demo at the start
>messes up his positioning
>too focused on teammates health to be aware of the enemies
>has no idea what "crit-heals" means

chad pugger
>does the optimal heal order all the time
>instantly gives crit heals to everyone before they even ask
>saves teammates in the air with fragmovie-tier arrows constantly
>finishes off weak enemies from the distance if he knows they are weak
>motivates everyone with his team presence
>wins the 1v1 against a scout to save the match
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the chad meme isn't very good desu I appreciate your attempts though
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>>187186819
here we see the chad medic in his natural habitat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eSj_EP_LAI
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>>187150458
lightning gun for pyro
>wanting more shitty cosmetics with no gameplay changes
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>>187186985
buy my fucking crates goy. or you'll get dumpstered like gordon freeman
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>be me
>be playing pd_watergate
for those whom dont know pd is kill enemys to get beer, deposit beer into box, first to 200 wins
>wild hacker appers
>hacker aint like your normal hacker
>hacker somehow gives everyone on sever buddha
buddha is you can take damage but you cant die
>fuck,jpg
>whole sever confused as fuck
>some leave, others stay
>~5minutes pass
>sever basicly turns into a lazy purple sever
i really wish there where more hackers like this rather that the... well you know
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>>187187051
I STILL CANT BELIEVE IT
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>>187187051
i don't understand why people actually want new players or a sequel for that matter. new players are literally worse players than bots, aren't fun to play with or against, and a sequel would just make the game you currently love lose fucking players. dying like quake is something to strive for not fear
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>>187187334
I think there's some merit in not wanting it to die. TF2's one of the few games around I can think of that at the end of the day aren't afraid to be "video gamey" You don't get that a lot any more.
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>>187188049
i dont negotiate with terrorists. if the only reason they want this game to stay alive is to farm its retarded userbase with cosmetics then the game just needs to fucking die. people seem to think if they support cancer it wont spread and will encourage valve to make more games instead of what makes them money (cosmetics) but supporting cosmetics is specifically the reason gaming is so shit today to start with and we could have continued to have videogamey games (note tf2 didn't start with cosmetics either). i would keep playing it even if valve officially dropped support, as will most of the playerbase
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>valve shuts down the item servers
>everybody is now full stock
climax
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>valve would shut down one of their cash cows that also involves them doing next to nothing
It's free money, I doubt we will see the servers get shut down any time soon.
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>>187187334
For every 100 players who you know will never improve, there will be at least 10 who are willing to put in the time and effort to git gud, and that's why new blood will always be for the best. Not everyone plays video games to take them seriously, but they're not necessarily in the wrong for that, either.
>>
Friendly reminder that i61 starts this morning. They're on EU time, but the grand final will be on Sunday, anyway. You can read this blogpost(which is infinitely more informative than the one on the official TF2 blog) for more info: http://www.teamfortress.tv/43172/insomnia61-format-revealed It starts at 10:30 EST.
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>>187189550
thanks friendo
im watching AMS lan scrims atm, that guy has no chill jesus christ
wonder how much adderal he will be taking during this lan
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>>187189051
which is why you shouldn't support them for this stupid "supporting the industry" rationale.

>>187189324
it will literally take those 10 new players thousands of hours, this community is familiar with losing old players and the more new players that join the more older ones want to leave. on average there are more shitty players now because of this
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>>187189807
> there are more shitty players now because of this
this so much.
im not even talking about competitive. pub players in general used to have a basic grasp of how to play and you barely ever saw a new player that had no idea how to play.
nowadays its just pathethic, i used to play pubs for fun but i stick to comp now because pubs feels like a bot match.
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i wish tf2 would die so all of the community would move on to tf2 classic and it will become a super popular mod
deathmatch is so fun but its always so fucking dead
it also doesnt help that theres only 4 servers and theyre all in some remote part of europe
that game NEEDS playerbase and attention
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tfw you don't want to talk about comp but your friend does so they talk to other people about comp and you feel left out
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Sorry, Odd.
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it's not your fault
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>>187189710
>Muted on jump servers
Ah well. Alle's just playing MGE last I checked, too.
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>>187190172
>mfw you're last string to talk about comp but you hate "comp"
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>milenialls say "i hate X" about every single thing they dont like
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>>187163361
that is not wolfy
>>
I strongly dislike X
>>
>boomers say "i dislike x" about every single thing they hate
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>people say they hate X about things they hate
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hate is too strong of a feeling to have against things you merely don't care about
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>Domination Kills
>Crit Kills
>_____________

what else would be a good part to stick on a RL?
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X GON GIVE IT TO YA
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>>187189550
http://www.teamfortress.tv/stream/essentialstf
Stream is finally live.
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>>187192765
Gib Kills, Kills while explosive jumping, airborne enemy kills
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>>187192765
those both suck
stranges suck but at least get airborne enemy kills
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>>187193045
First match will be Weebtunnel Tactics vs. Ascent.EU. Ascent.EU is the clear favorite, I've seen these guys play and they're an easy 3rd place, and could possibly even give SVIFT a good run for their money for 2nd.
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>>187195062
soldier hatte
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could've been worse
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>>187195349
'twas fun, jolly good show everyone
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>>187195062

looks like you're gae
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its a bit sad to see the first insomnia lan without international teams since i43
i mean, there's b4nny, but that's it
why is the rest of froyo such fucking pussies that dont want to go to lan? (except garbuglio)
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>>187196136
It was explained in one of the threads. Once you've been to LAN, it's nothing special, and it's pretty darn expensive to go to an international LAN without a really big prizepool. The general consensus is that they're all exhausted after the regular season + irl stuff, and that they just cannot make that big a commitment to TF2 anymore, nor should they be obligated to, because TF2's competitive scene does not bring in that much money.
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>>187196343
ya, i mean, they have no responsability or any actual monetary reason to travel that far, but its still a bit dissapointing
at least pyro update will drop right after i61... right guys? haha... right?
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>>187196747
Yeah, it's another symptom of the game just being old and Valve's neglect, the competitive scene is shrinking pretty rapidly. We've got maybe a couple more seasons before we potentially lose another bracket. Now that Quake Champions is on Steam, we should be losing even more players.
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>>187196960
i doubt many tf2 players will switch to champions, the game feels like dogshit and the netcode is a joke
maybe a few top players switch for the money but not many more than that
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>>187197294
Overwatch was a huge blow to the competitive scene, so many top players quit for the money, Quake Champions actually takes skill, and it's still early access so maybe the netcode will actually get fixed.
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>>187197470
arguably everything takes skill.
quake champions takes way less skill than quake live and has a lower skill ceiling, besides potentially having an "easy classes are best classes" like overwatch with winston/DVA and the dive meta.
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>look up "domination kills" part
>6 keys
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feel like posting this
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>>187199616
delicious tears
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demoman pick weapon

the jiggaboom
level 10 spear
+100% melee range bonus
+on hit: trigger an explosion that deals 80 damage to the enemy + melee damage. inflicts 50 self damage. explosive recharges over 15 seconds.
+special fire / reload key: chuck spear. chucked spears mini-crit but can't be crit boosted by shields.
-50 max health on wearer
-wearer wears a straw skirt and has a stone disc implanted in their lip
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uh
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>>187200720
Simply epic.
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Name a weapon that everyone thinks is bad, but is actually pretty good
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>>187201503
ScoRes if you can keep sticky narrow gates and watch Medikits
Also
Huolong Heater if you can fatscout rush to ramps
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>>187202021
but stickies do it just as well
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>>187202021
huo long is great on cart but most of the time a heavy shouldn't be there to begin with
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man i love 20 minute granary rounds
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Half-Life 3 was confirmed canceled:

https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/388172973/
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have you been living under a rock everyone has known this for hours now and even before that it was pretty obvious that valve didn't give a shit about making games
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>>187204258
damn you are slow
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>>187204132
>This is the top EU team
RIP i61 dreams
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>>187204607
Is that why he used a Toph image?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gc-Ht8S6ns
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>>187201503
Short circuit
Winger

I'm not sure I'd say everyone thinks they're bad, but I rarely see them used.
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>>187206721
>Winger
No one thinks this is bad. It's currently the best scout sidegrade, that jump height is way useful. No one uses the short circuit because it's a) cheap and b) hardly anyone know how to time it right.
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>>187204258
It's not even that Half Life 3 is confirmed cancelled, just that the guy who wrote the rest of the series won't be working on it and none of his writing will be in it.
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>>187205024
Mozu is for ___!
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How much is a TF2 circling logo steel pot? I want one
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backpack.tf
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*double donks you*
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http://steamcommunity.com/app/576740/discussions/0/1471969431587821664/

sure, a thief would know when something's stolen
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Will you please fuck off with your hateboner and constant stalking of Vipes? It's honestly embarrassing. You can't even get your facts right, I mean I don't even know Vipes, but this hate tirade against him has definitely made me like him more than I like you.
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>>187207821
Except that game did actually steal models from TF2. Did you even watch the trailer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T49wGGLKjsM
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>>187134148
once traded a steaming bombing run for 2 taunts and 2 cosmetics. Wasn't much, but it was a lot to me back then.
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>>187177349
Sometimes I really want to believe businesses know what they're doing because in animation a lot of people think TWB is retarded for constantly playing TTG on CN and not their higher quality shows, and somehow they think the company doesn't know this despite doing it for years. It has to do with demographics, the nature of the shows genre, etc. that I'm not going to go further into. But then you have out of touch companies like Nick whipping and nae naeing something like a year after it died. Then again, they could know perfectly well what they're doing and it's working for them.

I just don't know how well it'll work out considering valves main demographic is a lot older than a child's cartoon channel. Their actions for a while now have been so transparently greedy and it's not like we're retarded, blind children. We may be as loyal as a findom cuck to valve but I'm sure that loyalty will be tested as they keep doing shady shit like this. Only problem is that they're literally a near monopoly on video games, they can go for years on hundreds of thousands of dollar losses and still be in the game. I guess absolute power does corrupt absolutely.

I feel like even if it's dota 2, the card game is going to flop. It's going to be new, unbalanced, already looks unsightly on valves part, and there's already better alternatives that have existed for a much longer time. Just my insight, though. It could do well. Dota fans are pretty loyal and selectively dickish to others in valves playerbase who don't play dota.
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>hl3 is done
>tf2 will never update
>tf2 will release more hats

i think i can sell my stuff now and leave in peace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo
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>>187209351
LoL has made its entire lifetime about nickel and diming everything, making every champ OP on release essentially making the F2P game worse than a P2P cause a 10 year old could wreck shit with paid champs on release and caring more about """toxic""" shitposting than actual hackers.
And has it hurt the company? no. The problem is, were not the main fan base now. We just arent. As far as nu-Valve and LoL and other games are concerned, if we dont like it, so what, the next generation of kids will, its the lazier ends of comics all over again, lets just do this exact same story again so what, the kids dont know the fucking difference.
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HL eps3 got rekt. What will you tf2 autists will do with your life now?
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slowpoke.jpeg
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play games until i die
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>>187209351
>Their actions for a while now have been so transparently greedy and it's not like we're retarded, blind children

wtf are you talking about they've been updating and fixing the same games for ages instead of making us just buy new games, I stopped playing MW2 after MW3 and I saw there was less new content and improvements in it than TF2 had had added during time, there's literally been like 10 more cod games released since then and Valve are still updating TF2 for free. They're money grabbing little bastards with all the useless shit we can buy but it's not like you have to buy stuff just to keep playing.
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>>187212736
adjusting some strings once a year is not comparable to building a new game
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>tfw you want to put a pro kit on something but can't convince yourself it would fit the weapon 100%
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>>187213754
which effect and weapon
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>>187213841
>Cerebral Discharge, Team Shine
>RL

You know how when you win a game and your weapon glows team-colored and becomes almost electrified? I feel like this is kind of reminiscent of that, especially because the RL is known for powerful crits. Reasonable?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qres97HVQPQ

>Top ten worst weapons
>Stock as number 1
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>>187214362
discharge is great and team shine goes with everything, i'd say go for it
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>arrayseven
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>>187214406
DON'T WATCH IT'S AN ARRAYSEVEN VIDEO
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>>187212927
neither was MW3. They got like a billion dollars from sales and it was just different maps and skins all polished up.
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reminder that comp literally killed this game
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>>187214579
Thanks m8

Gave me the push I needed to go for it
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>>187214681
both are definitely cashcows but at least cod has some sort of budget it has to make back
never thought i'd defend cod in any capacity but here we are
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>>187214406
sun on a stick being bad is a fucking meme. you know what other stats it has? fire damage reduction. this applies to afterburn. so 2 damage instead of 4 per fucking tick, thats huge and especially useful for scout since he likely will ONLY be hit by afterburn and can safely go back to a health kit
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>>187163361
This one is my favourite
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>>187214406
>Phlog #3
>Gunslinger #2
>Stock #1
and for completely retarded reasons
>stock is bad enough to warrant being the worst weapons in the game if you don't have a strange versions of them
I love stranges too, but people can use what they want and it doesn't make the weapons themselves bad. I was curious if this was an old vid because Big Earner was #8 but I didn't. When I heard his top choices, I just had to go check the date if this was an April Fool's video. It's not.

>>187215009
Does it really? I crafted mine because I'll literally never use it, but that sounds really helpful for pubs
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>>187217667
Valve add this please
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>>187201503
Machina

All this new damage resistance basically makes that extra damage vital
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>>187217667
Valve ADD this please......... because it's EPIC
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>>187218260
>All this new damage resistance
What are you referring to?
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>>187218273
Why do crit flair heavies take 93 damage?
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>>187218463
Didnt mean to quote
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>>187163361
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>>187218369
Probably the heavy with the 20% damage resist on natascha and a couple of other guns.
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>>187218369
Not new really but stuff like the Darwin's, iron fist, vaccinate ubers, spy cloak

Machina basically negates all that.
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>>187218731
Totally forgot about that, crazy how an over healed Natasha heavy can survive a full charged headshot
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>>187163361
the only screenshots people upload of me are of my scout's bacon legs
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>>187219007
would've helped if i attached the image
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>>187218731
>>187218832
>>187218989
Machina only does that bonus damage on a full charge though. And because of that, the extra damage means nothing compared to the stock Sniper Rifle's full charge headshot for many of those things. Darwin's for instance. The extra damage from a full charge Machina headshot will kill a Darwin Sniper, but so will a full charge headshot from the stock rifle. And Natascha only gives damage resist when the Heavy is below half health, so the extra damage again doesn't matter. The only place the extra damage /really/ counts is bodyshots, but why're we talking about those
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Daily reminder that milkman is bad hat.
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>>187219207
>>187219207
Because bodyshot are easy to hit and Natasha damage resist applies to anything that would damage the heavy below half hp too.

As in full health to 150 would have damage resist applies to it. Eg a headshot.
Or 450 to zero
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>>187124018
its just a guy, not all of reddit
only this one fuck thinks its actually okay to cheat
i dont like the amount upmemes hes getting though
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>>187218463
because they are on fire already, so take 3 damage a tick, and 3 plus 90 (the crit) is 93
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>>187216254
>>187214406
I think he has no idea and went like;
"How can I get the biggest backlash by throwing a shitty opinion so I get admoney from autists throwing a shitfit".
There are much worse weapons than stock, gunslinger or even fucking phlog.
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>>187219989
But why only heavies?
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>>187219203
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>>187214406
Stock isn't number one, you autist
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>>187214663
Source on the image?
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>>187221393
http://www.letmegooglethat.com/?q=remodeling+shithole
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God damn, Reckoner is so ugly.
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>>187221682
>he can't even mask the URL
>he thinks googling remodeling shithole will bring up anything but real estate
>he thinks I didn't reverse image in already
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>>187223441
I don't know what you're talking about, man, but for me Googling "remodeling shithole" brings up the comic in question as literally the first result. And what's this about masking the URL. That's a deliberate joke; I don't care if you see what it is.
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If you were doing your own worst 10 weapons in TF2, and when it comes to Heavy would you include;
>Brass Beast
No good unless playing MvM
OR
>Warrior's Spirit
Too much trouble just to melee someone.
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>Ascent taking the lead against SVIFT
They really struggled against this team before, Ascent is surprisingly good.
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>>187224514
despite memes heavy has the most balanced and versatile weapons in the game, i dont think any belong in top ten worst, and a good heavy will always carry. when he gets buffed again after rightfully being nerfed, just because shitties cant avoid spies or sniper sightlines, people will regret it
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>lodge pipes directly in an annoying scout's ass because he keeps getting too close or going through doorways
>"w+m1 demoknight"
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worst weapons for each class:
scout - current pocket pistol, after the buff, sun on a stick
soldier - objectively rocket jumper, equalizer is close
pyro - volcano fragment
demoman - claidheamh mòr
heavy - warrior's spirit
engineer - pomson
medic - overdose
sniper - shahanshah
spy - red tape recorder

please like favorite and subscribe this list
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>>187226080
>equalizer
>bad
>when you can rocket jump, whip it out and fly through the air as if 8 stickies launched you there
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>>187225607
This. Heavy already dominates on pubs because of the naturally chaotic nature and the guarantee that at least half your team will be sub 50 hour jose.gonzales. Heck, even Muuki's "heavy to mid" meme strats work sometimes in 6s. He's in nowhere near as bad a spot as people make him out to be, not as bad as pyro or spy by a long shot.
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>>187226080
>Shahanshah
>Bad
I'll fight you.
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>>187226470
name a worse sniper weapon
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>>187226605
ur mom
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>>187226342

Heavy isn't bad, he's just banned in every respectable format.

>sandwich ensures medic will have enough health for every major engagement
>GRU allows him to keep up with his team
>he has weapons for flanking
>he has weapons for shutting down scout, soldier (harder than he usually does I mean)
>he has weapons to ensure he wins 1v1 against himself
>he even has weapons so he dominates medieval mode
>but "competitive meta" bans virtually all of his unlocks so he is unusable, then proceeds to jerk off soldier and scout
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>>187226080
>soldier - objectively rocket jumper, equalizer is close
Equalizer is okay with Mantreads. When you miss and suffer fall damage you can always whack people with melee.
Try Righteous Bison and tell me what do you think.
>medic - overdose
Good for rocket surfing at least, try The Vita-saw. It encourages stalemates and gets you killed really quick.
Trust me -10 health is alot when you don't suffer burst damage that can kill you in one shot often anyway.
>spy - red tape recorder
Nope. Try Your Eternal Reward. RTR at least doing something against RR spamming Engi nest chokes with more than 2 Sentries.
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>>187226763
Heavy is not banned, and if you actually watched or played 6s you'd know this. The amount of ignorance spouted by your average heavy main who doesn't realize that the reason heavy isn't run that often is because he's such a large and slow target to focus down(no one's going to use fucking GRU or eviction notice in the middle of a firefight), that you'll essentially be down one player on mid.
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>>187226673
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what did he mean by this?
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Death to friendlies
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>All of heavy's unlocks are banned, waaaaaaah
Once again proving that everyone who plays heavy is braindead as fuck.
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>>187227252
It"s because you can't understand them , they're distracting their team , they help you with sandwich , they are some kinf of bait ...

Who i am fooling ? All people who willingly annoy their team must be killed (Aka Friendlies , kids on mics and plenty of other specimens)
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>>187227252
>>187227443
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I feel bad for all the retards who say heavy isn't viable in 6s who didn't just watch that heavy flank play on Gullywash.
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>>187226763
Heavy is not banned just "out of meta"
Reasons being
>Too much effort to keep him alive
The time span required to focus heal on him, flanks would thrive health and he'll get outnumbered anyway.
If he's really good, he'll catch enemy mid air on their rollout and enemy team will need a Sniper to drop him dead which slows the game down.
>Slow target
With speed buffs from GRU and EN, he'll be a twig without overheal. Again, time needed to heal him is too much in a fast pace environment.
The moment Soldiers and Demo reach mid, Heavy will be struggling behind and perhaps get flanked by enemy Scout or a roamer
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>>187227534
literally only one person said that though and he clearly was biased against heavy
>banned in every respectable format.
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>>187228354
>Heavy to mid
Saw this on Granary with Lowpander. Their demo would try to stall the entire team while their heavy walked to mid with the medic + eviction notice. It worked a couple of times, but then the other team swiftly caught on and focused down that demo and then just fucking rolled all over Lowpander. It was during the Essentials.tf One Night Cup if you want to go look that up on Twitch or whatever, Lowpander vs. Antic, I believe.
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https:// clips twitch tv/PreciousUnsightlyTurtleSpicyBoy

Daily reminder that offclasses are not viable in 6s.
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>>187230437
an aimbot would shut down the enemy 6s team as sniper, so therefore a great sniper could do the same thing perhaps less effectively
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>>187230923
What?
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>>187230437
Are you suggesting that this niche play means you should be able to viably run a spy 24/7?
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>tfw you trade with someone you recognize from /tf2g/ but they don't recognize you
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>>187227443
one of the few things comp and casual players can agree on
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>>187230981
so sniper is potentially viable
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>>187231024
Nothing at all to that effect, 100% spy loses it's potency really fast, just saying that because he's not able to be run full time doesn't mean he's not viable at all. There's been plenty of great spy LAN plays, and I'm putting that one right up there with Starkie memes.

>>187231129
Sniper is perfectly viable, even fulltime, especially on maps like Viaduct. In fact, that's exactly what Lowpander did, they had Mr. Epic on sniper the entire time, and the other team had to dedicate potato to countersniping him.
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being useful when run full time and being viable at all are two different things
just because spy sucks ass when run 24/7 doesn't mean it's not brutally good when used once a round
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Then I just don't know what the point is. Nobody thinks these off classes are pointless. They just have niche roles. They're not banned and can be used to good effect. They are niche for a reason. There are certain situations where they do well. Not like people don't already know this
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>>187231603
Wasn't trying to make a point to you, just to all the people who shitpost here about their precious offclasses not being good in 6s. Every class can be run in 6s, but the main one who suffers is pyro because his niche is so extremely small, all he's really good at is denying uber pushes in extremely narrow chokes. Which is why he won the war.
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Maybe it has something to do with four classes being so super-effective and always relevant that they make the other five look like garbage.
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>>187207914
t. Vipes
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>>187231783
They arent "super-effective"
they have speed but cant do shit at long range
they are just the most mobile
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i did not get that job bros, but if my daddy gives me those 3k euros i've told him he owes me i'll get a hat worth more than $500, up to $1000, so i'll welcome some suggestions here. i like scout, demo, sniper, some soldier and a bit of other classes, and i'm pretty set as demo
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>Don't have a job
>But planning to spend 1/3rd of the money he's getting on virtual hats
Nice priorities.
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tf2 hats are my new fix, give me a break
>>
>see a point and click main
>it's always a girl gamer or autistic brainlet
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Lmao

NEETs
>>
You're barely a step above NEET yourself, friend.
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and what would my priorities be? @187232687

donating to charity?
investing in stocks?
getting a high class prostitute(thats tempting)?
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>>187232782
hey i may be autistic and a brainlet but i'm not
wait what was the third thing you said
>>
There's only 2 steps
Being a NEET
Not being a NEET
Of course I'm a step above it, you dumby


My favorite class in Team Fortress 2 is the Medic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU5Kv_3m7tQ
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>>187232782
>tfw sniper main with a master's
Does this mean traps are real girls?
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fuck off tripfags
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http://www.teamfortress.tv/stream/essentialstf
Double elimination bracket is about to start. If you're confused about the format, or not familiar with what teams are playing, you can check this post: http://www.teamfortress.tv/43172/insomnia61-format-revealed
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>>187233219
dare i say
..
epic
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>>187231783
What can you do to remedy the situation such that you don't melt the unique classes down to generic?
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Who wants to die
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I was called?
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>>187233404

Make unlocks worth using rather than incredibly niche shit, or things you'd only see in a LazyPurple montage
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>>187233421
Hello there.
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wait hol up
all the teams at this insomnia are EU
that means that EU win no matter what
god bless EU
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>>187233732
Do you seek the succ?
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>>187233523
Well, take the Spy for example. I'm not sure how that would help him become less niche, unless you mean like DR spam.
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>>187233993

Spy's niche is he kills a crowd of people or a push faster than Sniper, since Sniper uses a bolt-action weapon. Make his unlocks based around ambushing a mob rather than going 1-1 KD.
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isnt it in a way kind of bad that theres 8 classes that have the objective of killing in one way or another but only 1 class that specialized in healing?
i feel that if medic was slightly nerfed from the beginning and they introduced another heal class it could make things a lot smoother in a way
i just feel like its strange that only 1 class is DIRECTLY beneficial to the team
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>>187234332
>Scout and Mad Milk
>Soldier and his fag flag
>Heavy can give you food
>Pyro can put out flames, somewhat similar
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>>187234567
all on cooldown except pyro, an engineer's dispenser would have been a better example
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>>187234332
Probably because the game is focused on shooting.
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>>187234332

Someone in an old thread suggested a Heavy sandwich replacement that you could throw down, healing everyone in an area so long as they stayed close to it.
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>>187234272
Spy is a pick class, you mong. Try changing him in a way that doesn't drastically change his class role.
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>>187235017

His current class role is garbage. He can get picks, but he should be able to do more than backstab a Medic before everyone turns around in unison and executes him. The pick class should be Sniper since he can do that and not immediately receive a 15 second respawn timer.
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>>187234567
all of that came AFTER the game's design was finished but none of those weapons are core class mechanics

besides, most of those are so underpowered compared to a medic healing you, that they will only really matter in 1v1 situations

>>187234719
except its not
its an objective focused first person shooter game
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>>187215009
>>187216254
This video came out in August 2014. The Sun-On-A-Stick received the 25% fire damage resistance in the Meet Your Match Update in July 2016. The Gunslinger was changed from being super braindead to use in the Gun Mettle Update in July 2015.
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>We don't need two snipers!
>other sniper is a manuel.garcia with triple digit ping and 0 points
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>>187236946
Votekick started:
Kick Anon - Reason: being the second sniper
Y/N
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ah, who could forget classics such as "lick my plump fox nuts" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k78yGr3uV5U

>>187232565
>spending over 10€ on a piece of clothing for a game that wont exist in 5 years
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what the fuck
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rare image of pootis head
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>>187237470
>tfw I can't justify an unusual for this exact reason
Global Agenda is dead and TF2 is dying fast. I wonder what game I'll be sniping in come 2020.
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theres my boy, fragging his way to the top! :)
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can anyone explain to me what this thread is
>>187237885
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>>187238473
Culture thread?
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it's team fortress 2 general
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i would much rather buy real life merchandise like some kind of TF2 poster or something than spend a single penny on a hat
hat-lovers are autists
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yeah right, how much stuff do you have in your inventory, you hypocritical bitch
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>>187238775
>real life
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>>187236946
>one of the rare times my team has 0 snipers
>switch to sniper
>30 seconds later, now we have 3
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>>187235181
He has his own niche role to fill. You're suggesting turning him into a pick class that can get multiple picks and probably not die for it. That role is already filled in the game. Spy can get in and get picks that a sniper can't, he is fine where he is. Just because he can't be run full time doesn't necessarily mean he's in a bad spot in the game. Spy has an inherently bad design, I'll agree there, but there's not much you can do to change him that won't also compromise his unique identity.
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>>187240004
>Spy can get in and get picks that a sniper can't
https://soundcloud.com/funkepills/anything-spy-can-do-sniper-does-better
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>>187239792
>you all switched nearly the same time
>still know you switched after another player
>continue playing sniper anyways
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Steam login is piss?
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official tier list for classes that require skill to be competent, from least to most

>soldier
>POWER GAP
>pyro
>heavy
>demo
>engineer
>small gap
>sniper
>scout

spy is a meme and medic doesn't require skill, just common sense.
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t. i only play pubs
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fellas is it gay to let another man heal you?
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it's not gay if they're not gay
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if it's not a health pack it's pretty fucking gay
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>scout
>skill

dude i'm running up behind the enemy at 3 times their movement speed and holding down M1 lmao
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t. demo
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>>187201503
ScoRes

Nobody expects the second trap
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>2017
>Thinking TF2 takes skill
When will you morans move on to the thinking man's game of Quake Champions?
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>2005
>thinking any games take skill
get a job hippie
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>>187241150
>ScoRes
>good
show me one (1) webm where its actually good
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Death to frogposters
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>>187241585
You can set up traps at every major doorway and keep people psyched out with some very well timed explosions. Working with a CnD spy and comms, you can keep track of traps across the map and really makes scouts assravaged.

in 1v1 situations, it's shit, but that's because it was built for fucking defense, not to m1m2 your merry way to victory
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>>187241585
Does a screenshot work as well?
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>yfw even the most autistic pepe fan is more tolerable than viva
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clips DOT twitch DOT tv/ResilientApatheticIguanaSoonerLater
Day one had some pretty hyped moments.
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>>187240728
this is only true in casual, here is the comp list

>heavy
>engineer
>medic
>spy
>scout
>sniper
>soldier
>pyro
>demoman
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>I only play highlander
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>>187241153
when i dont get massive frame drops every 5 seconds. half the levels are unplayably laggy in only certain parts of the map which isn't really fun, at least i can still max out tf2
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>>187241153
Not buying it, Todd.
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>playing hl pug
>our medic is a girl
>pre-game she's making shitty potato jokes
>during game she's not giving flank any heals and wondering why she keeps getting flanked
>she gets really passive aggressive towards the people who try to tell her how to play the game
>we lose
fucking
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>>187243193
»girl
Easy to spot the problem.
They create nothing but drama.
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do i create nothing but drama?
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>>187243152
>heavy
>least skill in highlander
he is one of the highest skill ceiling players right next to sniper, his entire meta is to understand positioning and know exactly where and when a soldier or spy will try and pick the medic. the game moves with him but at the same time he is not the offensive, he is supportive. so he must learn how to take up offensive positions and make room for his team.
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>>187243193
>be me medic in hl tf2c game
>no idea what i'm fucking doing
>scout is yelling at me the entire game for basically not pocketing him
>we lose, my fault
>dick around on the server for a little bit with some of the other team's guys in the mumble
>"hey you're pretty good at sniper"
>pub around with them for a bit
that at least made me feel better.
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>>187239792
Holy god I swear this happens to me with every game I play and no matter what class I play.
>Oh boy my team doesn't have 4+ Scouts
>That gives me the chance to improve my very bad Scout play
>five minutes later we have 4 of them
I like to think of it as we're doing so well that the others try to copy our skills, anon.
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>that guy who watches you and switches to your "counter" and focuses you down all because you're topping the scoreboard
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>>187243504
>he takes it personally
if you ever plan on being a good medic you need to understand feedback is important and not everything you hear is what you will want to hear. but be glad people are saying shit at all, that is when you improve as a player, because you follow their advice which will show you first hand whether the shit they spew works or doesn't. great players have great security in their playstyles so are usually going to be the ones to be talking trash at all
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>That guy who does his best to help his team win by trying to play whatever class he thinks his team needs
Are you trying to imply he's in the wrong?
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>>187243739
Usually they always think that Spy is what will finally get them a kill on me. Too bad for them I eat Spies like candy.
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>>187243815
that's great and all but this wasn't feedback or advice. he wasn't telling me what to do or where to position myself or warning me about sniper locations or spies, he was just bitching. the rest of my team was fine and very understanding but not this one scout. he wanted me to constantly be healing him so he could go in deep and get sick picks. i mean apparently he must have been right because we did lose after all, but still.
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heavy has the lowest skill ceiling regardless of mode
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yuO Have lowest skill ceileing you fucking fga
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>last point on pl_swiftwater
>red stacks about 5 sentries on the last point
>attempt to take down sentries w/direct hit
>keep getting shot by a flying meme or backstabbed
>medic keeps using kritz for some reason
>6 minutes of us just getting assblasted
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post real FRAGGER music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnzFNO4pij8
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>>187244367
Were you giving him an overheal before he ran off on the flank? Always try to keep your scout overhealed if he's trying to flank if possible.

>>187244753
>Payload
Found your first mistake.
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>be casual heavy
>aim at enemy
>fire

>be comp heavy
>aim at enemy
>fire
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is this fragger music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy61r3Qkm6o
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>>187244974
you can only frag hopes, dreams and customer loyalty with that
please don't remind me, i've been teary eyed all day
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>>187244823
yeah i buffed him when he asked me to, i'm pretty sure i knew how important buffing scouts was even then, though this was a while ago. but i distinctly remember him getting pissed at me for not sticking with him even though he was pushing in way too deep for me and i was exposed to like 3 different potential sniper sightlines at once so i backed out to save my own ass. i guess i should have valued the scout's life over the medic's.
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Anyone up for playing some Teams of Fortress 2? We're on US East coast. Drop your id if you want an invite.
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id/dckm I'm east coast and play Team Fortress 2
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>>187245110
Okay, that scout was just being a cunt, then. No need to get worked up over a bad scout.

>>187245289
Friend invite sent.
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Filth
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oh east? i thought you said weast.
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>>187245426
i wish that guy came back
i knew his sprays are too good to exist
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kill me
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>>187246476
comp mode?
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sold my unusual, and my aussie.

today is a day of mourning

fuck you valve
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>>187247224
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>>187203072
Huolong is made for two things; shooting near Dispenser/Cart and covering your bum when shooting from ramps and any sloped surface.
Revving up at the vast open won't end well, fatscout forward if you need to get past possible flanks or have no cover. Dalokoh's also help but HLH don't benefit from it directly like Nat or Brass.
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>>187247224
You're free friend. Rejoice.
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>>187246476
get five friends together. I can join you in like 30-40 minutes
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>>187244367
games like that i recognize happen but you need to make sure not to dismiss potential critique as bitching. if you die to a sniper it is your fault because you are in sniper sightlines (remember and always do, never EVER be on the lookout for snipers, dont even give them that chance that isn't your job), if you die to a spy it doesn't have to be your fault necessarily but you should still consider spies and look out for your own well being. while taking up position you need to have a few things in mind. first of all, how would you get out? you don't want to take up position in front of the player you are healing, near a corner, or in front of a tricky jump. you want to be elevated, you want obstacles for the enemy to have to hurdle to get to you. next keep in mind if it is safe, are you in sightlines or are you easy to bomb (read; low to the ground or near a wall)? move. lastly you want to stay as far away from other players as you can while still being able to heal them. this is so if enemies do come in and it takes a bad turn you have a higher chance of getting away, always prioritize your own life over anyone elses.

also just general tips, but if you dont know about critheals, google it. seriously, it will be helpful in prioritizing who you will want to heal
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does basedviva have a janny friend
also who wants to hang out and wtach i61 tomorrow
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>>187249118
i also wanted to mention that whether or not you have uber advantage will determine how close you are or aren't going to hold. be sure to keep track of this if you can and inform your team when you think they might push
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>>187249118
>>187249406
i'll admit to not being a good medic. in that match i didn't know anything about heal orders in spawn or certainly anything about uber advantage. even now i'm still not 100% on that. a lot of things that happened in that match were my fault and i'll be the first to admit that, especially since that was one of my first tf2center matches if not my first, but my main point was that scout was not helping me out. actually that wasn't even my main point when i posted it, it was mostly that people who don't know what the fuck they're doing (me) will occasionally pick medic and then never touch that shit again because fuck that noise that's too much responsibility for my blood.
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Guys the hurricane is near me, should I raffle my backpack before I die or keep it?
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>>187249840
no matter how good you are there will always be players who think you can do better. take for example how b4nny speaks with his medics and how others speak to b4nny when he plays medic, its just bants and players find it amusing to fuck with medics. learn heal order, learn critheals, learn to track uber, learn positioning, and finally learn to call out. that is how you will be a great medic, and even if you dont want to be a medic player at all know it will help you with other classes as well to understand how a crucial player on your team thinks. ultiduo is great but a bit advanced in some ways, easily the best way to get better as a medic. if you want to try that you will want a few commands in your autoexec or in medic.cfg;

//kill self pressing -
bind "-" "explode"

//backspawning and instant resupply
bind "BACKSPACE" "load_itempreset 0"
bind "\" "load_itempreset 1"

//fake uber
bind "MOUSE4" "voicemenu 1 7"
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>super low HP as scout
>dodge all spam
>crit heals ready
>medic
>medic
>medic
>finally he wakes up
>heal beam on me
>health bar isn't full already what's going on
>die to spam
>crossbow_impact.wav
>"scout you have to stand still"
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>die to spam
That's on you bud
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>>187250568
Give it to me, dude. Ill give it to you back if you're still living.
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>>187250568
ruffle
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>when you finally have a good game as medic and keep your whole team buffed and chain toghether three ubers right at the last point by outmaneuvering the players distracted by possibly the only good pyro main
I have never had a more fun round of medic, next round we never let them advance over the first point and half of them left the game
TF2 is a fun game
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>>187252080
>highest enemy score less than 1/3 of the other team's
looking at the other team, it's more like team of retards vs team of skilled players
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>>187251553
yes it was my error to not read the situation correctly and dodge the wrong way maybe i should watch my demo and see if i can work out why i wasn't focusing in that moment
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>>187252583
Medic gets points for healing so they could have been competent enemies and this guy was just fixing up all their damage so good they couldn't get any numbers on scoreboard
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>>187253014
Check their top 3, then the enemy top 3. If the points aren't even close, it probably wasn't a good game.
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>>187253427
big penis hahaha lol
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>>187253427
I came on this
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Daily reminder to do your part.
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>>187253427
you'r mums panties!!!
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>>187253427
villains fail lol
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Let's play some TF2 people:
> keet.pw (micspam server, no talking, ponies or zionism)
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>>187253427
my epic
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>>187253427
Kurt Cobain's Jockstrap
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>>187253859
>micspam server
why would i play casual without listening to music
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>>187253427
named by 4chan XD
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>>187253427
Harrys special scarf
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>>187253427
Reddit mask
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>>187254583
autism
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>>187254170
>votekick initiates the moment I micspam

Some people are just no fun
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>>187256908
what the fuck? isn't a micspam server?
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>>187256908
i dont understand kicking people for micspam while a mute button exists but i hate micspam myself. i just wont join /v/ servers you you guys have fun
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>raritybro joined
>spams about horsecock
>2 other pony avis join
>kick each of them 1 by 1
>they try to kick me multiple times
>doesnt work
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new gamemode
>6s
>4 scouts
>1 demoman
>1 medic
would you play it
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new gamemode
>6s
>0 scouts
>5 demomen
>1 medic
would you play it
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>6s
>0 scouts
>0 demomen
>6 medics
Would you play it?
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new gamemode
>6s
>6 hoovies sandvich man
would you play it?
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>>187257442
>doom guy joins
>spams first level music on mic
>is a shotgun heavy, uses nothing else
>top frags a round
>yet team votes to boot him
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new gamemode
>6s
>6 furry pyros
would you play it
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they're haters, thats why. he just needs to dab on them
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Dabbing taunt when?
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>>187258042
What if they dab back?
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>>187258042
>>187258264
>>187258330
I'm white and what is this?
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Google it, duh.

I'm white, what's your point?
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>>187258264
>silent taunt similar to directors vision

It would be perfect
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>>187258264
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>>187258264
There was 2 Dab taunts on the workshop but both were removed.

I understand removing the all-class dab but I don't understand removing the "Scout only" one. It's fitting for the scout and was well-animated too.
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W-WHY THEY DON'T ALLOW MY CANCEROUS MEME INTO THE GAME
STUPED VALVE
MOM TELL THEM
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^ this guy lol
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*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*
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I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
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>highest skill floor
Pyro
>lowest skill floor
Spy
>highest skill ceiling
Sniper
>lowest skill ceiling
Heavy

Prove me wrong.
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geez, i wonder who is behind that post
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I HAVE UBER
*dies*
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>>187259764
>>highest skill floor
soldier
>>lowest skill floor
spy
>>highest skill ceiling
spy
>>lowest skill ceiling
pyro
>Prove me wrong.
Lesbians are homosexual.
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>want to exchange unusual for Football Helmet with same effect
>it doesn't exist
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I can hack you one but it cost double
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>>187260396
>tfw every single effect for my hat of choice sucks
>tfw the eventually unboxed decent effect will cost a gorillian extra because LE ONE OF ONE
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>3 of the hat I want exist
>none of the owners are selling
>limited crate effect
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What would your favorite Pyro loadout be, if you were to theoretically play Pyro?

I would like Stock + Shotgun + Powerjack/Backscratcher

The stock flamethrower is such an underrated weopon, I think
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>most skill intensive class
>my main
>easiest class that only shitters play
>ur're main
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>>187261645
Stock, Stock, and Powerjack or Homewrecker.
Bill's Hat because it's the only all class cosmetic I have that fits even a little bit, and as a heterosexual I have 0 pyro cosmetics.
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>>187261831
>maining a class
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>>187262487
pubs called they want you to come back
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"haha yeah i just play whatever class the team needs" - spy no. 4
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Kick 'em all for being idle
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>>187123218
>HL3 is "out"
>Pyro update still not
That's it , fuck this shit
It was fun guys but i am gonna sell my steam account , fuck the fatso and his platform
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>>187262487
Hey buddy. Think you got the wrong door. /owg/ is two pages down
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>>187264962
>the one guy from Mega64 who said his age instead of the sex partners he's had
>>
pottis
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>>187261126
I waited years for the final hat in my collection just seeing one in someone's inventory who'd been offline for 500+ days and then one one the market for £200 and I'd pretty much given up then in the Steam summer sale I looked on the market and there was another there for £20! I called up my bank and had them move some money around for this and 5 minutes later I'm clicking "buy" and it gives an error, refresh and the hat is gone. Did I imagine it? Was this some fever dream from my hat sickness? I refreshed again and it was there listed for £16. Miracles happen. Never give up hope.
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>>187268096
what the fuck is this?
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>>187268237
How can someone live like this?
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>medic ubers me to take out sentires
>take them out but now have to deal with some enemy gamers
>medic decides to use his blutslauger instead of healing me
>we both die
man why do shitters love the needle gun so much
>>
>>187270781
Medic felt you weren't going to protect him. Bad job, bro.
>>
>>187271337
Then he must have distusted the entire team, since even when everyone was on the cart with low health he was trying his best with the blutslauger.
>>
>>187271464
One would wonder how he got uber in the first place then.
>>
>he's complaining about his medic FRAGging
get a load of this guy
>>
silence, the grown ups are talking about tf2 right now
>>
fucking hell man
>>
>is literally 13 years of age
>posts with a trip

someone stop this youngster
>>
>>187271524
I wondered the same thing
>>187271560
I wouldn't be complaining if the medc actually got a frag
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Well ain't that swell
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>>187273564
Feels like I run into hackers more these days, although I feel like that shouldn't be the case.
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>>187273564
If you don't call votekick on cheaters then you are as bad as them. TF2 community does not want cheaters!
>>
>>187273679
Not my problem desu
>>
>>187273679
I did call a votekick on him though
>>187273668
That'll happen to a game where the devs don't care
>>
>>187273753
that just makes me sad. did the kick work?
>>
>>187274157
Votekicks for hackers work surprisingly well in this game. Yes, the vote went through.
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>>187274225
I wouldn't know. I don't bother anymore. I haven't tried since I tried one, it failed, then the hacker vote kicked me and everyone approved it.
>>
>solar eclipse happens and miss it due to alarm clock being broke
>all other job applications were declined or "sorry try again :-)"
>absolutely slammed at work, everybody started to skip town when the tropical storm turned into a hurricane
>have to deal with a store full of people trying to rush and get ready for the hurricane, people litteraly robbing each other in the parking lot for water
>finally have to call in today so I can get survival supplies the day it makes land fall
>"ummm sweetie where ru@? :-(" I can't make it, I have to get ready for the storm, I'm sorry
>":-( wow way to go we really need your help anon"
>get the last case of water in a town an hour and a half away, had to literally push some random dude off of me cause he tried to take the water from me
>get home with the rain already coming down in sheets, shit truck almost stalled out in the middle of the road due to high water
>TORNADO WARNING IN AFFECT PLEASE DO NOT LEACE YOUR HOMES TORNADO WARNING IN AFFECT
>stresses the fuck out, making sure everybodies ok and all supplies are accounted for
>have to sleep in fucking shifts like we're in some kind of war zone in case a tornado does touch down or looters come buy our house to steal shit
>finally able to post due to a breach in one of the storm arms
>pyro update still isn't out
If I make it through this I'm gonna raffle some cool shit watch.
>>
yo shit dude stay safe because I want that cool shit you're raffling
>>
>>187274423
I'm confused, your coworker/boss called you sweetie?
>>
Boss, when I called it was near the stores max compacity breaking point and i told her i wasnt cominh in. You know when you talk to somebody over the phone and theyre extra pissed to the point they want to curse but can't?
Another thing is frogs, if it isn't the wind and the trees and houses making god awful noises it's the frogs there has to be thousands of them out there making noise.
>>
>>187274792
Either an older lady, or with the second text in mind, a "sassy" bitchy late 20s early 30s tumblr cunt.
>>
I never understood, America is so big, why do you all live in places with earthquakes or droughts or storms or terrible internet? Not like "why don't you just move lol" but how did this end up happening that your people decided "this is a good place for a city the gates of hell only open up and drag some of us down once every few years if we're lucky"
>>
there's no one state where you can have no natural disasters, great internet, great weather, cheap rent, and lots of stuff to do otherwise everyone would try to live there. new york has some of these but not cheap rent that's for fucking sure. monica shouldn't be able to rent that nice ass apartment with only her and rachel's budget.
>>
starting again soon
lan.tf
>>
rent should be abolished how can someone even own land this is disgusting
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCHTRyDs4RU
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>>187279546
Haha that Matt Groening guy with his crazy right wing political agenda slipping into his cartoons' jokes subtly what a legend
>>
https://www.twitch
.tv/essentialstf

bitch pops happening
>>
how do i get good
>>
>medic with krits
>drops uber
>"sorry i am really high right now"

hippie
>>
>>187282469
I hope Saxton Hale killed him in VSH.
>>
How do I pull off sick cross-map airshots with pills?
>>
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>>187282469
>not becoming an attentive killing machine whilst high.

Bunch of amateurs.
>>
>>
how 2 get cool glden weapon?
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im good at all 6s classes
specially soldier and medic
what does that make me?
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>>187284891
The one calling the shots
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5 minutes until svift vs lowpander
https://www.twitch
.tv/essentialstf
http://comp.tf/wiki/Insomnia61#Playoffs
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>>187287238
Why are they playing on de_season in this weebm
>>
cp_reckoner and cp_granary are the worst, most universally disliked maps on ETF2L
why are they even in rotation
>>
>>187288416
reckoner is GOOD
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>>187288560
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>>187288416
snakewater is fucking shit why is it on the list? It should be replaced with Metal works.
>>
>>187284891
a BICH who never UPLOADS
>>
>>187288945
what part of snake do you dislike
>midfights
just take top
>last
ok its pretty hard to push out of last, same in sunshine
>>
i'm not gay but i would alle
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>>187280039
>matt groening
>right wing
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Based Sirky. Truly the man TF2 need but don't deserve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BQzw2YdRpg
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>>187292104
good
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>>187292240
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>>187292104
>100 damage headshots
reasonable this could work. it could be spectacularly annoying too. would like to see this tested to see how it compares to two snipers with danger sheild.
>confusing stuff
too confusing i've forgotten it already sorry
>clearer charge meter
bad idea you will never learn the timings for charges properly if you have them as an on screen event that you react to, . the bar is for noobs. it's a really basic timing.
good ideas overall I like this video and gave it thumbs up thanks for sharing
>>
Sniper is not a bad class, it's just that he excels on poorly designed Payload maps. Rework Payload sightlines, remove the big ammo packs to neuter DR/sentry spam, and maybe, just fucking maybe, the game mode will be playable. People like to say "waaaaah, this class is broken aaaaa" and then don't consider how their playing bad maps exacerbates the issue. I bet people who complain about soldier or demo being OP only play crap like Dustbowl and 2fort, for example. By the way, I didn't watch that video because I don't like to give Literally Whotubers views.
>>
yeah gotta have your million subscriber to be taken seriously right my fellow muselk fan muselk best tf2 player cuz one million subscriber okay ?
>>
Literally whomst?
>>
oh shit he has two millions subscribers damn sorry my man haha
>>
>>187293745
gimme a hint
>>
>>187292104
I don't think sniper is op at all, and just like any class in the game, it's supremely "op" when someone really good is playing it
>>
>>187296196
This. Saying sniper is OP and should be nerfed because you played against someone who is good at the class is retarded. He put in time and effort to actually git gud, and you want to punish him for it? That makes no sense. Stop running in straight lines, take flank routes, bomb him as soldier, or surprise him as scout. These are all valid anti-sniper plays.
>>
>>187296196
Sniper is not just like any class in the game when someone is too good for the enemy to handle, the other classes need to get close enough to risk being injured or dying if they want to kill the enemy gamers, if you are good and are stomping noobs as solder scout demo etc. and you fuck up fighting you could die because the enemy's guns can kill you from that range. Sniper is different. Maybe needs some changes, but the maps maybe need some resnipering with the sight lines and stuff
>>
>>187297058
I usually hate snipers in pretty much every game that they're in, but I really don't think the sniper class in TF2 is that bad.
The spy pretty much hard-counters them, and with the charge mechanic they never really seem too powerful.

I still think the game would be better without a sniper class, but that ain't going to happen.
>>
>>187297058
imo, it's mostly a problem with payload maps. On KOTH maps, it's easy to flank a sniper and bomb him or whatever, but if you're playing like Thunder Mountain first stage or Baddiewater, the sniper sightlines are fucking insane. There's absolutely zero reason why a sniper should be able to stand so fucking far back in such a safe spot and take potshots at your team because he has a sightline clear to your spawn. Also, the first stage of Thunder Mountain has like 4~5 large ammo packs all in one tiny area, and a lot of payload maps are like this and I think this is where all the DR rage comes from. I haven't played Payload in a long time because I got bored of it and it's kind of a bad mode, but when I did try it again, there were DR spies fucking everywhere.
>>
>>187297058
There are so many ways to close the distance in TF2, not to mention that most maps don't have extremely long sightlines that don't have flanks
>>
>>187292104
Is he the one making these shots? Really nice shots here. I'm actually pretty jelly of really good Snipers, but I don't hate them. Who wouldn't want to be that good?
>>
>>187297451
Well, seems like he doesn't enjoy being good.
>>
>>187297908
Does he only play pubs or something?
>>
>>187298531
He's just too good at everything
>>
>>187297403
If sniper is far back, and you go out the left gate, he can't get you.That's why the tunnel is angled how it is. I actually think badwater's layout is around first point is really fucking good but just a few details need redoing like the rocks are just fucking wonky. Did you ever see badwater pro?
>>
>>187298646
I've only seen bits of it, but never played on it. The first point or so on Badwater isn't that awful, besides the constant rocket rain because lolhighground, but the last point is god fucking awful.
>>
>>187297058
There are so many ways to close the distance with a sniper in this game, it's ridiculous. Only some maps truly have ridiculous sightlines, thundermountain first point to last point being a good example. You have
>flanking in general
>soldier bombing
>demo bombing
>uber
>spy dedicating life to killing sniper over and over
all this while having to worry about getting counter sniped trying to deal with one of these scenarios
>>
Damn, Reckoner is such an ugly map.
>>
Which of the following should I name my dead presidents hat:
Money on my mind
Benjamins on my brain
Cash on my cranium
Shekels on my skull
Dollars on my dome
>>
>>187299952
kurt cobain's last paycheck
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBwAxmrE194
Name it this
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shaking up the 6s meta one step at a time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TD8u61sFluc
captcha: scouts tgne
>>
>>187299952
Effect: Wasted Money
>>
>>187300404
how would this work without having infinite health and having the medic need to heal you though
>>
>>187298956
and sniper can +backward or play around teammates or a sentry, if you can get in a position where you can actually put damage onto him you're handling him. it's just different, not saying he is overpowered. i know how to play this game i've played tf2center...
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New demoman secondary
Ali Baba's Wee Chestplate
+25% explosive resist
+5 HP/second
-5% movespeed
>>
>>187301075
well ive played tf2lobby..... older than ur dad kid...
and everyone in tf2 can basically 2shot in 1.40 seconds against every class, so being able to 1shot every 1.5 seconds isn't that crazy
>>
sapper replacement
>holding down m1 will undisguise you and loudly arm the device for 3 seconds
>once the device is armed you die, dealing double your health in an explosion around you
>>
>>187302086
Does it count overheal? Sounds about as useful as the kamikaze taunt.
>>
give spy the concheror
>>
It'd be neat to have a trigger_hurt stat added to all the demo shields so when demo has shield on it kills him
>>
>>187301523
fuck off demoknight faggot nigger
>>
>>187301054
>being this autistic over a joke
>>
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>guys stop being mean to valve they're really trying their best :(
>>
>>187302364
>>187302503
*charges behind you*
Heh, nothin' personnel, Scout.
*takes your head*
Heh, thanks, this'll come in handy, or... heady, heh.
>>
Lmao

The state of Valve
>>
>>187302872
*its a dead ringer spy*
*stands infront of u and backstabs u*
ur prety good kid but leave it to the profeshionals next time..
>>
>>187303145
Ali Baba's Wee Chestplate rework
+Blocks one backstab before breaking
-Lose resistance and regen when broken
-Retain movespeed debuff when broken
-Must be replaced at a resupply locker or repaired by Engineer for 50 metal
>>
>>187302872
oh neat you didn't zoom past me into my medic this time that's a first
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>>187303429
Nobody could be this salty about a meme subclass without getting decapitated repeatedly.
>>
melee hitreg is absolutely fucked though and it's stupid to have a semi-tanky, >175 HP class do the job of sniper/spy when those two classes have low HP and no damage resistance, and don't have the same mobility
>>
>>187304693
How is the melee hitreg fucked up?
>>
>>187305631
spies getting facestabs, for example
>>
>that one guy in a frogposter shirt
lmfao
>>
http://www.teamfortress.tv/stream/essentialstf
SVIFT vs. Se7en at 3 PM EST. Not the grand final, but the upper bracket final Last time these two teams played against each other was during the Essentials.tf One Night Cup and Se7en won it, but things are different on LAN.
>>
!raffle
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fucking
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>>187309075
is that hamaham in the background
>>
>>187309324
if you mean in the crowd then idk
>>
>>187305982
Turn off cl_predict and you'll never get facestabbed. Probably. It's best to keep it turned on though or your game will be so laggy it's really unplayable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO1hbjr-QGM this guy explains what happens during a facestab so try and avoid doing what the heavy does there and that might help
>>
>>187309075
hi morgan
>>
That's Xanfag, not me, dummy. I try not to bitch about children acting childish.
>>
>>187309492
TF2 remade in vulkan with less shit netcode when?
>>
>i32 final - 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1itn8XNo5d8
>i40 video (2010)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVcY6PrdJ5c
>i43 video (2011)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwXrrotAGDI
>i46 documentary (first EU vs NA insomnia)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vquSQD33dmc
>i49 documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5USIDoZleAk
Some frags from the past while we wait for Se7en to stomp b4nny.
>>
i swear this thread is just me, mor and one other person rn
>>
all me desu
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>>187312907
I am personally responsible for no less than 250 of these posts.
>>
Lmao

Gaming router
>>
>Viva watching i61
What is this?
>>
Just waiting on someone to finish reinstalling GTA so we can get started on Heists
>>
Well you're not watching much, then, the match doesn't start until 15 minutes. Until then it's shitty music and sponsored advertisements.
>>
That's why I'm grinding for EXP on Moon in the meantime
>>
>>187308507
Starting now. Se7en to pound.
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do you have to be a mutant to be a top TF2 player?
>Admirable (ex-med) has a 3 meter arm
>Funs (scout) has 2 thumbs
>>187309075
>that caligraphy
please dont write like this
>>
149.56.180.192:27015

This server is doing minigames and giving out free shit.
>>
VIRUS DON'T CLICK
>>
>advertising servers on tf2g
prepare for ban kiddo
>>
>>187316104
>>187316104
>>187316104
>>
But this one already exists

>>187271026
>>
>>187316193
>didnt link it
Too late m8
>>
Only thing that was too late was the creation of the latest thread. Now we've got 3 tf2g threads up
>>
>>187316450
Maybe you shouldnt bump a thread for 12 hours because you are mad no one is using it
>>
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13793944
>>
I'm not mad no one is using it. It's not even my thread, dumb fuck
>>
>>187316104
>>187316104
>>187316104
>>187316104
>>
>>187317798
>>187271026
>>187271026
>>187271026
People too stupid to check the catalog before posting should not be allowed to make threads.
>>
Reminder that if you wanted your thread to be posted in you should've linked it back here. Who actually uses the catalog when there's an old thread up already?
>>
>>187318327
Get fucked
>>
>>187318609
Congratulations, you spammed enough reports to get your way even though you were wrong.
>>
Thread that is linked to the old thread first is always the new thread. That's the way it's always been. Should've linked your thread here sooner, chucklenuts.
>>
>>187319252
You cant report a post more than once
Thread posts: 762
Thread images: 160


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